—[100:01.440 --> 100:09.880] are stupid. Y'all, Mona, you a fool. You come around in the night time. I heard that about you. No, you know, it's more, I feel like your head,
—[100:10.380 --> 100:18.420] nigga, what? Oh, wait for the catch it. This motherfucker be firing. No, I told you I was going to
—[100:18.420 --> 100:26.720] get more quieter, but I feel like it's more like calm on Patreon. You know, like you can kind of like... Don't get more quiet. I'm trying to get into this contract.
—[100:29.580 --> 100:37.700] Am I proud of it a month? My plan was to come in the next meeting like I've been potter of the month 4 out of these amounts of months.
—[100:37.700 --> 100:45.820] Well, you weren't. Actually, it was me. That's bullshit. He shouldn't be able to win. Well, that's a valid argument. This nigga
—[100:45.820 --> 100:55.760] want potter of the month over me? For what? This white girl with the titties thing, please I killed I killed last month I
—[100:55.760 --> 101:04.220] killed a few of the most mark 1, too But we'll talk about oh, come on. He won part of the year. I would be 1 part of the year Make some noise mark 1 part of the year.
—[101:04.360 --> 101:12.440] He won part of the year That's right. I've only 1 part of the month once twice twice Twice. Oh, I didn't see the second time. It was back in- I should have won for the
—[101:12.440 --> 101:20.780] 1 Cheek thing. That was like premiered to Moana stuff. When I emulated him getting his ass laser. That was like the best drone. You won that 1. That's like my favorite
—[101:20.780 --> 101:28.940] clip. That and I'm Hungry, my favorite clips from this podcast. I'm Hungry is so funny. You won back to back. Imani won back to back. Mark won 5.
—[101:29.420 --> 101:38.120] I won 3. Okay. Yeah. That's pretty good to come home at the end. That adds up right. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's pretty good to come at the end, right? Yeah.
—[101:38.220 --> 101:46.360] Yeah, you hold it down All we need is awards, but what else mark 1 part of the year? I? Won best dressed,
—[101:46.360 --> 101:54.880] of course, but I mean. Cat. Fucking Mark and Flip won best fight. Oh
—[101:54.880 --> 102:03.060] my God. Ish won, what was it? Oh, the nasty award for the sausage shit. Oh yeah. That
—[102:03.060 --> 102:11.080] was funny. I gotta see this. This list. He's won another 1 too. You and him won. Oh, yeah. We won for the bad sports takes. Worst sports takes. I don't remember what the rest of
—[102:11.080 --> 102:19.160] them were. Yeah. That's all I got off the top of my... E won... But thank you to everybody that voted. E won... Did I win sexiest? Most improved? E
—[102:19.160 --> 102:27.180] won most improved. I think you did win most sexiest. It would have to be. You know what I mean? Let's be real about this shit. Nothing about
—[102:27.180 --> 102:35.300] me. Like when I come on here, it's like, damn, like goddamn, this is a podcast or OnlyFans. She's such a baddie. Like the way that FooPot sit between them
—[102:35.300 --> 102:43.300] thighs. No, they didn't do all that. I'd do it for some of them. They didn't vote for sexiest. She said the word. That's the move? She said
—[102:43.300 --> 102:51.380] I'd do it for some of them. Some of them, now Some of you niggas are disgusted by me, but the rest of you, what is it about her? I see you in the comments.
—[102:51.380 --> 102:59.420] Oh, God. What is it? I just don't know what it is. 1 nigga wrote, I don't know what the fuck is going on with me. I don't know if my dick should be hard or should I be grossed out.
—[102:59.420 --> 103:07.420] How old is this bitch? She look old and young mixed together. They be wearing me the fuck out. I mean you got to enjoy a good jab.
—[103:07.680 --> 103:15.700] You feel me? Nigga jab me with a stroke joke. It's like that's not, you feel me? Like oh you had a stroke. It's like bro your mom had a stroke too. She just got the
—[103:15.700 --> 103:23.860] droopy lip. You know what I mean? I can't laugh in those stroke jokes. But listen, if the stroke joke good, we gonna laugh. But if the diss is the stroke,
—[103:23.860 --> 103:31.920] that's corny. You feel me? That's what I mean. If you got a good John Cool, but you can't just, oh, you had a stroke. Yeah, that's. What the fuck?
—[103:32.940 --> 103:41.080] I give it to the J.B.P. People, they good, they funny. I hate when niggas funnier than me. Yeah, that gumbo taking long, man. Boy, I've been saying something. I didn't
—[103:41.080 --> 103:49.500] order a strip of broccoli. I done went to Asia. We supposed to be in Louisiana by now. I'm on that Zap Alpha guy. I don't have my low. We did. I
—[103:49.500 --> 103:57.600] seen Edith Piquino in the hall and ran down, what's going on? I don't see no bags, no pots or nothing. I'm not eating again until Thursday. We have
—[103:57.600 --> 104:05.920] to remain focused. That shit ain't normal. This nigga not gonna be watching me till the summer. Are you still going to the gym? Y'all still eating? Yeah. Exactly. It's still 2025.
—[104:05.920 --> 104:14.240] Let's eat in 2025. Old school humans. I'm going to eat twice before the night is over. 3 meals a day, huh?
—[104:14.240 --> 104:23.620] What's her name? Y'all still ingesting all the poisons in that food? Oh, yuck. Fuck yuck. Oh
—[104:23.620 --> 104:32.020] my God. I'm chilling, I'm taking, I'm chilling. Chilling from what? Nevermind man. Thank you. Yeah, thank you.
—[104:32.020 --> 104:40.160] I appreciate it. We ain't even gotta do that. You my man. Yup. Yo, we doing a whole past show over here. While
—[104:40.160 --> 104:48.240] you over there. That... I think it's over here. Rona got up and started cleaning. Rona's crazy, yo. Yo, what
—[104:48.240 --> 104:56.500] happened was I went to get a quarter. I moved it the way my cup in the bag wasn't there. So I put the bag in, threw it away. Please get off my back, fellas.
—[104:56.720 --> 105:05.600] Started cleaning girls I used the whole what's your real opinion on girls to use they bribe a wallet whatever
—[105:05.600 --> 105:13.780] that city that should be dirty. That's a dirty titty right there. You know how nasty money is? Damn me, man. I'm
—[105:13.780 --> 105:21.840] just saying. I don't judge women, bro. Shit. Oh my god. I wouldn't give a fuck what y'all think about the
—[105:21.840 --> 105:29.840] bra, the bra wallet or the penny wallet. You know why you put the money? Wait, wait, wait, hold on, time out, time out, time out, there's a penny wallet? I never heard of that 1. Now
—[105:29.840 --> 105:37.860] you put the money- When a nigga runs down on you, give me your car keys, give me all your money. You pack your pockets, he might grab you by the bra and take
—[105:37.860 --> 105:45.880] money out your bra. He don't pack the pussy. He don't grab you by the puss. Yeah, that's right. Put that money in your peenies. I don't give a fuck what they say, especially if you live in a Urban
—[105:45.880 --> 105:54.140] area. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I've never heard of that 1. But when I said it to you- You be outside all night, they be like, hold up, that's 3.
—[105:55.760 --> 106:04.340] 0, you've seen it. I'm dead ass. You've seen it, of course. I already know my niggas seen it. Already know my niggas seen it. But what I'm saying to y'all is once I say it, it makes sense, right? No
—[106:04.340 --> 106:12.440] man is going to, no robber or no threat, they don't go to the movies. They don't. Only Trump. Yeah, exactly. Unless you get robbed by Donald Trump. I ain't never heard
—[106:12.440 --> 106:22.360] of that 1. It makes sense though. Genius. It make a lot of sense. They might even check your socks sometimes people stick money in a sock, but they're not checking you In
—[106:22.360 --> 106:30.560] Jersey City Get naked now take them off, let's see. Oh we in
—[106:30.560 --> 106:39.720] trouble then That's not as hard to do though Dog, I think Lulu Lemon put out the dude undies with the pocket on
—[106:39.720 --> 106:49.580] the elephant's rong. What the fuck you put in that? What you gonna put in that? A pocket? Undies?
—[106:50.460 --> 106:58.940] What goes in there? Lube, nigga. I'm assuming. X is easy. Money. Money. Like if you jogging or something, you don't got no pockets. Yeah, it's for them. It's not like for regular men.
—[106:59.480 --> 107:07.520] Regular men. No, the niggas that jog and do all that fitness shit, they play by a different set of rules.
—[107:07.520 --> 107:15.580] You can put it right here on the hip or something. Yeah, they got the shit Moving a lot. No, they got they got the the compression tight shit and
—[107:15.580 --> 107:23.660] they got the little days for little dick niggas man That's hey, all right now. Hey Manny just say that I guess. I ain't gonna be able
—[107:23.660 --> 107:32.320] to... Ha ha, you heard him. Shit. Can't fit no money in that motherfucker. That was that
—[107:32.320 --> 107:40.340] snake. He said it. Y'all make me, and this is why I hate them. Because they fucking throw it out there and
—[107:40.340 --> 107:48.420] then when I jump on it, I'm the nasty old bitch. He's saying, come on. No, he was weird for saying that. Exactly, that's the real deal.
—[107:48.420 --> 107:56.600] He was weird for saying that around me, Park, I said, it's not me. And me too, it's bro. Not me. He can't even joke with this long. I
—[107:56.600 --> 108:04.660] can't wear it on. With this long? That's why I stopped training for the marathon. This shit kept laughing at me, yo. You knew what I was trying to, come on. You was, nigga. You gotta tie that
—[108:04.660 --> 108:12.680] thing. You know nothing about what was going on with this. You gotta tie that thing to a wig. You were trying to imply the same thing. You couldn't understand how they would do that there, because to me, that would be uncomfortable. Just having to put a wallet or something right there in
—[108:12.680 --> 108:21.020] your front joint. The print board. You walked around with a straw in your dick for some money. It ain't enough room by the line. Yo, it's fucked up. You know what's fucked up? You walked around with a straw in your dick for some money. It ain't enough room by the line. Yo, what's that? What's that? You walked around with a straw
—[108:21.020 --> 108:29.400] in your dick for 3 bucks. It was inside, not on top. Wait! You could deal with that. You could deal with some changes of car keys. Whoa! Hey!
—[108:29.420 --> 108:37.700] Yo, that was fucked up. That's some head, see that? That was fucked up. See, yo, you back at it, man. That was bad. What are you talking about? That was horrible. That was fucked up. I had no choice. But
—[108:37.700 --> 108:46.240] why would you say something like that? Ice, help me. I can't. The straw, I'm lost. Please, somebody update me. Fill me in. My boy ish, though. Let him on and cook for law. Yeah. Yeah.
—[108:46.640 --> 108:55.600] Yeah. I will walk out of here right now to 1 of y'all's house. Do you want to say he's funny or not funny? Do not agree with them, y'all. Pick funny. Funny. He had cancer. Oh,
—[108:55.800 --> 109:04.500] shit. All right, you know what? Nah. Pick funny. Is he a cancer survivor? Is he really a cancer survivor? Don't
—[109:04.500 --> 109:12.620] ask me. Are you a cancer survivor? Y'all make me sick so bad. This nigga is an idiot. What are they talking about? You're a cancer survivor. Hey, yo
—[109:12.620 --> 109:20.800] dog, something's wrong with you, bro. This man, Monnie, had cancer, so he had to wear a catheter. I'm so glad you're still here with
—[109:20.800 --> 109:28.880] us. See, that's why I said don't, that's why I said you can't answer me. Because I don't know. You said what? I'm not.
—[109:28.880 --> 109:36.980] He's a skeptic, he's a skeptic. You slick as an idiot, bro. Something's wrong with you. You gotta stop saying that too. Wait, what did you say? The funny part is you really think that's true.
—[109:37.160 --> 109:45.540] No, no, no, wait, wait. What did he say? I'll tell you what he said if you tell me if you had cancer. You did? Yes.
—[109:45.540 --> 109:53.660] So you'll be cancer. You heard it best. Can you tell me what you said though? I'm so happy You told me you're gonna tell me what you say. What do you say? Very lightly
—[109:56.680 --> 110:04.840] He said You did that last time
—[110:04.840 --> 110:12.940] and I told you to stop playing. Give me the bottle. No, no, no, no, hold on, I got it. Don't throw nothing at me. No, I ain't gonna throw it. But I told you last time, I let a
—[110:12.940 --> 110:21.100] lot of shit fly for the sense of jokes. He don't like that. I don't play with that. He didn't hear me. He didn't hear me. And you ratted. You fucking ratted. No, he asked me.
—[110:21.100 --> 110:36.780] I exchanged for info because I wanted to know. No, because I think that's what you said. That's what rats do. What? Say it there. Master Splitter. What
—[110:37.200 --> 110:45.380] the fuck you talking about? Master Splitter. That's crazy. Alright, floor with that rat shit. I fucked up. The lights in here is just like
—[110:45.380 --> 110:53.380] in that fucking room. God damn. I wanted to know that he really had cancer. That's your second time saying that, yo. It won't be a third. I apologize. It won't be a third,
—[110:53.380 --> 111:01.580] and I'm kidding. I don't like that. But I'm kidding, of course you had cancer. I'm sorry. You think, you not low. Boy,
—[111:01.580 --> 111:09.640] if I found out that you did that cancer, you know, it would be way more than this little bit of skepticism. I believe every word you say
—[111:09.640 --> 111:17.780] is joking. I won't let that happen again. You're a fucking warrior, bro. Oh, my lord. That's crazy. Oh, shit, bro. No, I recently found out my mom had cancer. She just found out on
—[111:17.780 --> 111:27.840] her birthday. All right, so how about let me change it. See, I believe you had cancer. Fact. Would
—[111:27.840 --> 111:35.924] you then say, would somebody say that, this sounds horrible. Wait, what? I'm sorry, I got a
—[111:35.924 --> 111:43.980] hoodie. That you weaponized the camera. Get somebody weaponized the camera. He's crazy, bro. He's really mad that you won the Potter of the Month that 1
—[111:43.980 --> 111:52.280] time. Wait, this is his whole shit based off because I'm not. Wait, that's so bad at all. Hold on, hold on. This is the crazy part. I never brought it up.
—[111:52.460 --> 112:00.460] No, you did. No, I didn't. Oh no, we talked about it up here. Dave brought it up. He didn't bring it up. He didn't bring it up. I didn't want nobody to know that shit. He kept saying, yo, shut up. Don't say
—[112:00.460 --> 112:08.800] nothing to nobody. I think that was Flip. Yeah, so how would I weaponize it? That's Flip's favorite move, bro. You can't tell Flip nothing. I know.
—[112:08.860 --> 112:16.960] He weaponized the cancer. Hold on, I didn't even tell him. Damn. Bro, Flip came to my show, and I was on FaceTime with a nigga.
—[112:17.360 --> 112:25.440] Like I didn't, you feel me? And he told y'all that up here. Like what about that nigga you was on FaceTime with? I was like, what? No, that's, yeah, yes. I
—[112:25.440 --> 112:33.520] know now. Anything that he finds out, that's what's up. It's phone game. It's phone game. Y'all gotta fucking inform him up here. Yo, this nigga
—[112:33.520 --> 112:41.640] thought I weaponized cancer to win part of them. That's crazy. That's genius. I love it. I love the style of it. That's fuckin' crazy. That shit make me wanna come
—[112:41.640 --> 112:49.860] in here with somethin' next month. I went home and tried to get wing worms or some shit. I went home and tried to get a little number. Wing worms ain't even out no more.
—[112:49.860 --> 112:57.880] That's how you know this nigga old. I know they killed it. They didn't fuckin' kill it. They killed it. I think lice went to them all. And lice. And lice. Chicken pox is out
—[112:57.880 --> 113:06.240] there. They got chicken pox out there. Lice still out for the whites. Yeah. I'd be so relieved sometimes. My people have suffered. When I hear motherfuckers be like, yeah man, I got bed bugs.
—[113:06.240 --> 113:14.240] Like, yeah, something is still out here fighting the good fight. And big bugs win the fight. Yo dog. Bed bugs ain't no joke, boy. Yeah, literally like. You know, y'all had bed bugs
—[113:14.240 --> 113:22.320] before? Have I had? No. And that's not true. I'm positive that there was a bad bug when I was growing up Now the worst
—[113:22.320 --> 113:30.580] in the world. Yeah, now we was growing up. Yeah, that shit came back like Now they was out back there. Yeah, I know but
—[113:30.640 --> 113:38.980] it was rare that shit that much like about 10 15 ago Them shit was running I remember in Philly where it was an epidemic
—[113:39.060 --> 113:47.080] on public transportation. So they got all the buses. You talking about planes, buses, all that shit. And then they in the mattresses because they reused the
—[113:47.080 --> 113:55.087] mattresses or whatever, but bed bugs are so gross, that shit goes so fast. If you have company in your home, they're staying. How do you get rid of it? You have to put the
—[113:55.087 --> 114:03.160] tent in the crib and all that? Some people believe that you have to get rid of the furniture when in reality, like high temperatures. So if you could get steamers to come, but a lot
—[114:03.160 --> 114:11.160] of people just get rid of stuff because it's that gross. It's that hard to battle them. The only thing I've ever heard of actually working is heat. So that's literally
—[114:11.160 --> 114:19.160] going to get the steamer to the curtains to the bed to the... And I'm talking about direct steam or shit to kill them. If not, you're fucked. Like, I don't know,
—[114:19.160 --> 114:27.340] I moved before over, my neighbors had him. Oh, you're the extraordinaire. I'm about to say, you know a lot about them. I'm from the hood, bro. Y'all say that we ever had bedbugs, my neighbors did,
—[114:27.340 --> 114:35.340] and I was scared to death. You like the Ghostbuster though, for them shit. The bedbugs. Who you gonna call? I was scared to death about that because my neighbor had him and
—[114:35.340 --> 114:43.480] I remember like not to be whatever but they had like a nine-year-old or whatever and she would play with my daughter and I saw a bed bug on her shirt like I
—[114:43.480 --> 114:51.940] saw because I had googled what they look like because my daughter came home and said, mommy, what's a bed bug? And I'm like, what? And she repeats the conversation to the neighbors, and I said, oh, these motherfuckers
—[114:52.020 --> 115:00.040] got them. And they were already friends. So I didn't want to make it so they can't. Now you can't go over there. But now my daughter acted weird because every time she hang with the girl and the girl even go to touch her, she be like, you know what
—[115:00.040 --> 115:08.100] I mean? Because mommy said, don't let that bitch touch you. So they playing Barbies like, my turn, my turn. You know? But I saw a big bug on this
—[115:08.100 --> 115:16.100] bitch. We were sitting on the steps and she was at the bottom step and I saw what it looked like. I don't know for sure. On her hoodie, yes. Just scary. We moving. Oh, this is what they look
—[115:16.100 --> 115:24.560] like. The big bugs, you know. Oh, shit. 1 of my tenants had this shit. But look, that's up close, far back. It was biting them niggas on the arms, all that shit. They just literally, did you, you
—[115:24.640 --> 115:33.020] got a fumigating for them? No, they made, they had to put their mattress in the thing. You gotta zip the mattress out. Yeah, that shit. Get the mattress out.
—[115:33.160 --> 115:41.180] They damn, they had to throw all of their stuff away almost. Oh wait, they bite you and shit. They bite. Bro, when y'all, you see these little bitches with bites, they not always flea mark their
—[115:41.180 --> 115:49.400] bed bug bites. People be having them scars. It's like, what happened to you bitch? I know them old bed bug bites. And you ain't never gonna see 1 dead bug. Nope. Oh yeah. It's
—[115:49.400 --> 115:57.540] at Festation all the time. By the time you see 1, there it is. It's 1000000 of them niggas in there. I would have to move. I wouldn't be able to do it. Nah, shit is different. What did I just say? I'm telling you, they make you throw, you gotta throw
—[115:57.540 --> 116:05.920] all your shit away. You gotta wash all your clothes and put your clothes on super high heat all that shit. 1 of my tennis item shit before. That
—[116:05.920 --> 116:14.120] is crazy y'all. That shit is maybe it. That freaked me out just thinking about it. Especially at the hotel but I follow this girl she has like a clean
—[116:14.120 --> 116:22.320] talk thing. When she goes to the hotel she takes her steamer and go to all the beds even the kid beds. She just went on a cruise, did the same thing. She has a little personal thing. Clean talk.
—[116:22.440 --> 116:31.100] Yo mama. Clean talk, because it's like, a lot of her stuff is just cleaning the air. Got it, got it. Because those get huge views. Cleaning the tub will get 1000000 views. Hey yo mama, come
—[116:31.100 --> 116:39.440] on over here man. We got no time for you to be doing all of this. What? This nigga. We got time for
—[116:39.440 --> 116:47.440] you to be steaming the bad bitch, getting in this bed. Come on, Steve, let's break it. Yo, y'all. Steve is right here.
—[116:48.720 --> 116:57.040] Steve is right here. You know what I'm saying? We ain't here for that. We ain't gonna be here long anyway. Y'all are funny.
—[116:57.200 --> 117:05.720] 3 minutes, Tiva. I'm saying. We ain't even laying on the floor. We ain't even lying on the floor. Corey. Get in the rest position.
—[117:08.420 --> 117:17.040] Put your hands on the windshield. He lost out laughing. He re-read this. He's the main 1. He's changing color. This thing laughs so hard I know he be able to
—[117:17.040 --> 117:25.240] change his drawing laughter. He can't tell you anything, he not pissing. A little drop of coffee. Come on bro, this nigga be laughing. Ish has a
—[117:25.240 --> 117:33.500] great laugh. As a comic you love people that in the audience that have great laughs. Ish got that type of laugh that you know he feels. This nigga is stupid dog. We prostate
—[117:33.500 --> 117:41.820] and all that. Put your head under windshield. His name is Weke, he just laughing that hard. Look at him. This nigga's crying, yo. He's be falling apart over here. Bright red like a tomato. Bitch,
—[117:41.820 --> 117:50.220] I'm here trying to steam the mouth. I would love some steamed cracks. Don't get your dumb ass out of here. Don't take this shit off.
—[117:50.220 --> 117:58.260] Rice in the roof. For New Year's Eve, I think I drunk something. What'd you say? For New Year's Eve, I
—[117:58.260 --> 118:06.400] think I drunk something that didn't sit right with my stomach. Like my stomach was turning and shit. So when I got home, I felt like I had to throw up. So I went
—[118:06.480 --> 118:14.620] to the toilet, but it's a smart toilet. You gotta wait for the shit. The shit taking back. She gotta wait for
—[118:14.620 --> 118:22.660] it. Hit the sensor. I went to the toilet to go throw up. That shit came right back down. That shit was up. I picked that shit up, put my hand in it. That shit bedayed your face.
—[118:22.660 --> 118:30.900] That shit smacked you. What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh, that shit smacked you in the head. I'm over the shit like, and then that shit's right
—[118:30.900 --> 118:39.320] back. Holy shit. Oh, man. That's so dumb. Yeah, some shit don't need to be smart. Worms. The
—[118:39.440 --> 118:47.520] toilet is 1 of them. It's a shared experience just going down there and help it come out, the smell of the water, you know? Sometimes you have to vomit to feel better. That's true.
—[118:48.260 --> 118:56.480] Most times. Your water stick? Word, I don't see a toilet. Your toilet stink, my nigga? A toilet has a smell. I feel like when you smell it, it helps
—[118:56.480 --> 119:04.660] you vomit. Oh, fuck off. Lysol, fabuloso. Fuck all of y'all. Another fire vomit is out
—[119:04.660 --> 119:12.900] the truck of the car on the highway with the wind. Nah, that shit is fire. It is, but it's more because the car's on the wind.
—[119:12.900 --> 119:21.020] It's like, kuk, kuk, kuk, kuk. Ew. That shit look, yeah. Yeah. Bro, what is funny about it? That's
—[119:21.020 --> 119:29.340] a fire vomit. Except for when you gotta like get it all between the seats, cause the shit. A fire vomit is whatever vomit that you get
—[119:29.340 --> 119:37.500] in something, that you not, you know what I mean? Like you get to make it to the trash can or make it to the toilet. That's the best scenario. Yeah, if it's not on you
—[119:37.500 --> 119:45.760] or on the floor. In a public, like you in your own confide. You made it to the truck. Right outside between
—[119:45.760 --> 119:53.920] somebody's car. We out. That's so gross, the vomit on themselves. Always that person in the club that just lost, just sitting there like a fucking
—[119:54.000 --> 120:02.120] bum. Can't even do that right, take your broke ass to the bathroom. Nasty bitch. You know what's worse than that?
—[120:02.120 --> 120:10.400] Bitches be in the club, they take them shoes off. That's all. Mona, when was the last time you been real fucked up? Yesterday. Let's
—[120:10.400 --> 120:18.420] move on. You got fucked up yesterday, for real? I was on a couple things. Can we move on? Alright, my bad. I'm with you on the
—[120:18.420 --> 120:26.680] shoes off shit though, Mona. I judge. Oh my God, it's so, listen. I judge you. In the club? Right now, you can get little ballet shoes that are rollable. You can put them in a clutch
—[120:26.680 --> 120:34.760] and put them on. To put your bare feet on the ground is a different type of bitch. Now, age and young bucks, they cool. They knew to go into the club. They knew to wear their shoes 6 hours and all that.
—[120:34.760 --> 120:43.020] But bitches my age, taking them shoes off with them thick ass 10 year old bunions. Niggas been walking on the floor with the dirty Tims. You got to mix with the sun rock
—[120:43.280 --> 120:51.400] that's on your foot. You know you got to be a certain level of fucked up to take them off anyway But when you at that point where you're walking through this shit nigga,
—[120:51.400 --> 120:59.760] it's like girl and a nigga in there taking her home, too Put them dirty feet in the air The
—[120:59.760 --> 121:08.240] black feet like ass-foot waving open that door see a man in there with 2 brown feet, this bitch light skin. Niggas don't care.
—[121:08.720 --> 121:17.000] Niggas don't care. Where we at on time? 2. Yo, hours.
—[121:17.300 --> 121:25.380] 2 hours, yeah. Yo, before we started, Kano said, see you in an hour. He sure damn did. Bro. That shrimp is out of here. And
—[121:25.380 --> 121:33.520] it's just gumbo. Like, it should have been like. Seafood gumbo. I've been waiting for it. Gumbo is a little intricate to make. That's how I know we're fucked, because they will already be working on it but we
—[121:33.520 --> 121:41.520] was in here talking about steamers all I Kept thinking is I would love some shrimp steamed and some crab Some rice in a room. I thought you talked about a different kind of steamer. Well, I
—[121:41.520 --> 121:49.620] was talking about our gumbo that we're never getting Oh, that's not gonna happen now. It's time to let you guys know about 1 of the favorite, my favorite
—[121:49.620 --> 121:57.720] games I like to play since it sounds like y'all don't know. Sometimes when Keno and Edith come in here, you
—[121:57.720 --> 122:05.860] could tell when like, things ain't. Yo, you are a messy ass, loving, chaos nigga, bro. What be going on? When
—[122:05.860 --> 122:13.880] the chef in the sous chef thing is on. I've been there 1 on page. You love being there. 1 on page 3, 1 on page 17. The new you is different.
—[122:14.120 --> 122:22.420] They're not a couple though, right? No, this nigga used to be like, y'all. I watched my relationship. It ain't going too good. Y'all gotta go home and start a fight. This shit is too, I
—[122:22.420 --> 122:30.420] need some chaos in my life. And you will go home and start a fight, bro. So wait. So because- No, no, that's not
—[122:30.420 --> 122:38.700] cap. That's not cap. That's not cap. That's not cap. He was gonna fight with that nigga back there? No, no, no, no. No, I'm like what? I'm scared of that bitch a little bit. No,
—[122:38.700 --> 122:46.720] he talking about back, he talking about back in the day. She ain't here. So wait, so because niggas might not be together.
—[122:46.800 --> 122:55.420] I'm just saying today was 1 of those days Look like there wasn't a synergy wasn't harmony
—[122:56.880 --> 123:05.080] so Sometime
—[123:05.080 --> 123:13.560] they got her her ask you if you wanted something. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Yo, I ordered Chipotle, my nigga. Yeah,
—[123:14.240 --> 123:22.320] I could feel it in the air. You should have told niggas. You should have said something. Word. I would have hit the little sushi spot by now. I ain't peed that.
—[123:23.420 --> 123:31.560] Y'all don't try to pay attention to... Nah, I stopped, nah, I stopped. I just feel like y'all need to hire caterers. And I can be totally wrong by the way, I don't
—[123:31.560 --> 123:39.740] have information, I didn't speak to him about it, but just looking at him, I ain't even peeking. Scented juice off a little bit. That's the last couple
—[123:40.160 --> 123:48.580] of days you are here. I know a nigga totally eatin'. Seafood gumbo. Y'all niggas can get out of here. 8.30 ain't even eatin'. I'm dead up.
—[123:48.580 --> 123:56.600] That's fucked up. That's what you want? I might cook next week. That's what you want, big dog? What time you set? Niggas ain't even eat though. Yeah, I'm gonna go get some
—[123:56.600 --> 124:04.780] food right after this shit. You ain't the only 1. Nah, I'm good. You'll be just fine, I won't be hungry at all. Fuck, give me a little shot, shit. You won't think nothing about no food until
—[124:04.780 --> 124:12.940] March. I'm good. I can't believe it. I'm so excited. I cannot believe that shit work like that. We're joded being at 32. This is going to be, people are going to look just like Trey. That's funny.
—[124:15.060 --> 124:23.380] Oh yeah, I'm about to be back to 200 pounds in no time. 2 right there. Nigga, try 175. Oh no, no, no, I'll be throw this in the ocean before that happens. Bony
—[124:23.380 --> 124:31.440] bitch. What are you trying to get to, you got a number? I wasn't trying to take it. No, I'm just saying, you were trying to do this shit. Oh, what you got me, it's running out, it's not gonna be good, You better put it
—[124:31.440 --> 124:39.760] in the fridge. I'm like, bah! So why you ain't let it run out? Yeah, why you just let it go? Huh? Let it run out. Because I got it because I wanted to see what it was like.
—[124:39.760 --> 124:47.880] They recommended to you, right? Did they recommend it to you or you just copped it off? No, nigga, they ain't recommended to him. No, it was recommended. No, it was recommended, right? They recommended to
—[124:47.880 --> 124:55.960] everybody. By who? My primary. Well, you thought he just was
—[124:55.960 --> 125:04.480] like, yo, let me get the Zempi. He thought I bought it off the black market My friends do be selling So
—[125:04.480 --> 125:12.560] I think that you got it I'm just saying you don't have diabetes. No. But they're recommending to anybody, everybody. I know. I just said you going that
—[125:12.560 --> 125:21.020] bitch with a hangnail. It's the new oxy, yo. You going that bitch with a hangnail, they like, yo, you got some zep? Yeah, it's the doxy. Why you not wearing that statish tonight? That's bothering
—[125:21.040 --> 125:29.060] me. I ain't feel like it. Hot Friday, too. Probably didn't feel like it, right? Hot Friday. Probably was laundry day. It wasn't. So
—[125:29.060 --> 125:38.300] you did have a clean statish ready to go, but. Multiple. When am I getting mine? Do you believe that, do you believe in any of the stigmas
—[125:38.300 --> 125:46.600] when it comes to lice skin people in wearing yellow? Have you ever heard any of that? I did. I did. Has anybody ever complimented you wearing
—[125:46.600 --> 125:54.740] yellow? Yeah. Probably a lot, right? I don't really remember to be honest with you, but what's the
—[125:54.740 --> 126:03.060] joint? Never worn yellow as a light skin person. Yo, what's the stigma you're talking about? There is none. It's you fall right for it every time
—[126:04.860 --> 126:13.620] Fuck would it be a student with us wearing yellow? No, I think it's me saying red No lights can people also in colors. You do get called red Oh
—[126:13.620 --> 126:21.680] like we look better in certain colors people in brighter colors. Oh, I thought you were just saying dumb shit they say about light skin people. Like I heard 1 time, light skin people keep runny noses.
—[126:22.740 --> 126:30.860] Light skin people always have a runny nose. A lady named Miss Kathy told me that when I was 13, or like 14. Bow! Like what
—[126:30.860 --> 126:38.860] the fuck does that even mean? She was white? No, she was a dark skinned old lady from down south and she like, look at you, you red ass, you keep a runny nose, don't you? That's 1 thing about them red bitches,
—[126:38.860 --> 126:46.860] they always got runny nose. It was my best friend at the time, mom. Yo, what the fuck? That's the truth. She had trauma, yo. Moli grew up
—[126:46.860 --> 126:54.980] rough. I had an amazing upbringing. Like you look good in this pink. Thank you. And I don't really see you in bright colors carry
—[126:54.980 --> 127:04.160] really dark energy And they can't even put on bright colors when he beat cancer. He
—[127:04.160 --> 127:12.200] had a pink on. I feel like we look good in greens, y'all. It's don't you look in the olive green. I'm gonna gossip for your man. I gossip
—[127:12.200 --> 127:20.340] for your man, yo. Yo, I'm the greatest. What a callback. Come on, man. All right. He needs to sail to the left.
—[127:20.500 --> 127:28.720] Oh, shit. And the funnier exit. We watching him honing his skills, this nigga gonna be a stand-up by the end of this. So you're part of the Yellow Gallery department on the Friday after
—[127:28.740 --> 127:43.980] New Year's. We're going home, Joe. I didn't say you wasn't. That be your thing. Are you stopping anywhere first? No, you're going straight home straight No
—[127:43.980 --> 127:52.400] post office no, no, right who don't go out Wait, she said you party I don't
—[127:53.140 --> 128:01.300] know what that means. Oh no, I don't party. Oh, you party party. No, black people really mean party. Yeah, that's a white thing. I don't party. I just wanted to know. I don't party party. All
—[128:01.300 --> 128:09.300] right, my bad. Or that's how you ask somebody, would you like to purchase drugs without saying it party party that is that is that's how you say Yeah, just like that. Nobody ever asked her
—[128:09.300 --> 128:17.860] that mad time Yo, you holding like you you working you hold it. That's Yo, you holding yo
—[128:18.660 --> 128:26.760] Hey cat daddy you holding Should be a greenhouse like yo, I love Oh, you holding? Hey cat daddy you holding? I love going out with people. Don't be the only black guy in the white spot. They always ask you. You
—[128:26.760 --> 128:35.140] know who you're the only black guy. You gotta be a drug dealer. I used to go out with people and know that yo we be back going to the bathroom real quick. He came back,
—[128:35.280 --> 128:43.460] zoomed in the motherfucker like that, he just did it, I love seeing that. I love it. Yo, that niggas, they didn't let y'all as twins because they get the cuda mouth.
—[128:45.060 --> 128:53.620] What the fuck is the Cuda mouth? What the fuck is it? What is that? That's
—[128:53.620 --> 129:01.640] 2 times. Boy, don't bring that up. Oh man. Do y'all want me to start sending you live
—[129:01.640 --> 129:09.980] clips? No, no, no, I'm good. Not a pinball, I appreciate it. Not even a good message? Nah, I'm straight. That's why I don't be in here, lames. Nah,
—[129:10.100 --> 129:18.260] I'm good. Appreciate it though. Watching niggas watch. Yeah, well, that's good looking, but. You know what, I'ma start sending voice notes in that bitch. 2 in the morning just wanna let you niggas
—[129:18.260 --> 129:26.360] know I love you, goodnight. I just think about you niggas, this opportunity is crazy, man. You niggas my brother. You gonna say it like that?
—[129:26.360 --> 129:34.580] Hit her with the goodnight call, nigga. Oh, man. That's not the same. Yo, this nigga said the only time he wanna hear my voice
—[129:34.580 --> 129:43.960] is when he order OXXELS. And black eyed peas. I'll never forget, I can't let it go. You know how he motherfuckers see me and go, y'all got Mac? That's
—[129:43.960 --> 129:52.100] what he did to me in my personal life. He said, yo, you called that? And it's like you motherfuckers do it for 1000 years. You called that? You know that's crazy,
—[129:52.240 --> 130:00.240] y'all. Y'all knew YouTube? Funny that I called Ishtar the same night he didn't answer the phone. I don't got his other phone number. But that was funny. I called
—[130:00.240 --> 130:08.620] Ice to see if he got home safe, and then let him know I was about to go to bed. I was just saying good night, I'm laying down. What the fuck?
—[130:08.620 --> 130:16.960] What did he say? I was laughing too hard to do it. What the fuck? That's a TikTok challenge. I know, That's why I did it. It was the funniest
—[130:16.960 --> 130:25.120] shit in the world. What are you posting? I didn't even tape it. I didn't tape it. I was just doing it for the funnies. Now, you know what I just
—[130:25.120 --> 130:33.140] did to my mom? You call your parents and you say, yo, keep my name on your mouth. Yeah, no, they playing. I did that to my mom. Oh yeah, nah, that shit ain't fun. And this the
—[130:33.140 --> 130:41.140] worst part. You gotta watch out. No, you got the 1 where they be jumping at the parent. Oh, I seen that 1 too. You see the 1 where the son do it and the mom is right and the pops is right next to it. No, the father threw
—[130:41.140 --> 130:49.300] the shit before the mother could even respond. They doing it while father was right there watching you. And you jump up on him. Uh-oh. But same thing. Uh-oh, gumbos up. Uh-oh.
—[130:49.560 --> 130:57.680] And we just talking shit. We was just kicking y'all back. We talking shit. Yo, I take all that back, yo. Yo. Not about you, E, the only key to this thing. Yo, yeah, I
—[130:57.680 --> 131:05.720] held it down. Yeah, and you right now. He not right No, he's wrong
—[131:09.660 --> 131:17.940] Can we tell y'all what what happened Nah, he not right. He wrong. They even walked in like that. No, he's wrong. Y'all wrong. No, I'm right. They went and picked something. Can we tell y'all what happened? What Joe thinks. Joe thinks. Wait. I'm going to say go. That's crazy. That's crazy. Big
—[131:17.940 --> 131:26.080] fuck. You're a fucking rat. You're a fucking rat. You niggas are. You niggas are. Joe thinks y'all are amazing caterers. The nigga Joe said he thought
—[131:26.080 --> 131:37.020] Josh's synergy was off possibly that's why we didn't get the food. No, Joe's wrong. Tell him, never been better. Talk to him. Oh He
—[131:37.020 --> 131:45.560] checked that shit I'm
—[131:47.380 --> 131:55.560] right in the block. I wrote my name in the concrete name. I'm
—[131:55.560 --> 132:03.760] right as hell. Right as hell. Hey, well, you said it was only going to take an hour and it took over 2. Any reason why, any particular reason why?
—[132:04.400 --> 132:12.620] It took longer than what you said. Why? Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Yo, wait a minute, y'all. To answer the
—[132:12.620 --> 132:20.660] question earlier, when it comes to couple lies, Keno's the 1 that presents the lie and they put it together. And she's generous enough to
—[132:20.660 --> 132:28.660] laugh at whatever. I love that. Why? I'ma just ride. Why? It took long. You tell me why. Whatever my man says is what I'm riding with. That's
—[132:28.780 --> 132:36.900] what we got. That's what I'm riding with. That's what I'm riding with. We see through it. We know, we know. You're getting elevated though. You're gonna hit him with it. Stop putting me in that position though. Oh no, no, no. Stop making me
—[132:36.900 --> 132:46.860] think. That's the only way to do it though. That's the only way you're supposed to call out your man. Facts. Oh. He's funny. He's funny. I mean, I mean, wait, wait. That's
—[132:46.860 --> 132:55.240] how I know I'm right. He begging for smooches. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, how many smooches
—[132:55.240 --> 133:03.420] does he want? God damn. Cool, buddy. You know what I mean? I know that's right. She's still a little fresh. Hold on, I peeped it. She turned
—[133:03.420 --> 133:11.520] her head. Yeah, let's do this. All right, all right. Roll for Trotty. Camera on. Dumbbell time. Oh my god. That's crazy.
—[133:11.520 --> 133:19.520] Yo, that was hilarious, yo. Yeah, that's funny. I'm right as hell. I don't blame that, J. You was. No, you weren't. Yo, man, you were. You was.
—[133:19.520 --> 133:27.620] That's so dumb. Anybody got any final words for these people, man? Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Hey, do not let anybody shit on
—[133:27.620 --> 133:35.620] your resolutions. Do not let all those dumb ass memes get you down. Stay down at whatever you playing for yourself. You been pushing it off all December. This
—[133:35.620 --> 133:43.740] is your year. I don't care what they say about you. Those crochet bikinis gonna sell this year. That mix tape, wrong virus here. You fucking put
—[133:43.740 --> 133:51.780] your all into it. And listen, manifest it. You have to be a little bit delusional in order to dream. Be delusional so
—[133:51.780 --> 134:00.200] you can get what you wanna get done. I love you guys so much. Man, fuck y'all. Oh, 0, and there you have it. Bye
—[134:00.200 --> 134:05.280] bye. That was a good drawing y'all. Yes.
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