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[100:03.580 --> 100:11.840] you I think Joe if you heard Joe story I think story I'm not doing that much was rough. Oh, you know, it's probably is you in all seriousness
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[100:11.880 --> 100:19.940] Oh, yeah, and I'm not gonna make a joke about that. I mean, yeah, I mean Yeah, I think I think I was a money was in a Michael Jackson video when he was 4
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[100:19.940 --> 100:30.900] years old Yeah, but you see what happened after the video And
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[100:30.900 --> 100:39.600] then 1 second, I'm like, what's up, yo? What's up, baby? I held out as long as I could. Try time. 2 seconds. Nigga
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[100:39.600 --> 100:47.860] say you start singing Ben outside. With a cup to it. Yo, how y'all good to eat? So,
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[100:48.080 --> 100:57.000] no, all jokes aside, so, my lady was showing me something on the phone. Where?
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[100:57.000 --> 101:05.020] Cause I know me and you be having a... Yo, we used that dumb ass. You already know. You
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[101:05.020 --> 101:13.780] already know. Some bullshit coming with it, right? Where is this going? Some bullshit coming. It's about to be crazy. But actually, this time, it's no bullshit. It was actually just what I thought was a good conversation. I
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[101:13.780 --> 101:22.020] promise you, it was no bullshit. But because you and I were having the AI conversation and how you feel about it. Mm-hmm, and I know Zara
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[101:22.020 --> 101:30.060] is your store So she shows me a clip of somebody a tick tocker Saying that Zara is
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[101:30.060 --> 101:38.460] about to change the way that we shop forever. So of course I'm interested, so I keep watching. He don't shop there no more. In the clip, he do.
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[101:38.560 --> 101:46.720] That's not true. He do. He just, now that he got money, he don't really pump it up like that. It's a couple pieces here and there but
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[101:47.660 --> 102:03.940] this is our no I know you're
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[102:03.940 --> 102:12.160] trying to pick up the incognito pieces. But listen, in the clip that I was watching, this lady goes on to say that when
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[102:12.160 --> 102:20.300] you shop Zara online now, there's a new feature that wasn't there before where you can actually try
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[102:20.300 --> 102:28.520] on and see yourself try on all of the clothes. So gone are the uncomfortable
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[102:29.000 --> 102:37.440] dressing rooms where you're taking everything off. That shit ain't gonna work. Shit don't work. I was about to say, yeah. Nah, that's gonna be helpful. They showed an example. It will be very helpful. Yeah.
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[102:37.440 --> 102:45.510] I was gonna work. I gotta see it. Cause now people, you don't have to go and actually put this shit on and see how it looks on you. Yes you do. That shit don't work. I get how it will be helpful. You gain 4 pounds. They're gonna ask
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[102:45.510 --> 102:53.560] no. You gain 4 pounds once you drink a coffee. They're gonna show you the fit and the cut of the actual product on you as well. On you. Yeah, on you. It's not
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[102:53.560 --> 103:01.940] going to be this. And then you have some generic picture. It's you. Oh wait, because, wait, hold up. The app is gonna ask you, I forgot that part. Yo, send us
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[103:02.420 --> 103:10.420] a full length picture of you. So that we could sell that to other companies. Naked? No, no, no. Well, everything. No. No. Not naked, but I mean like.
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[103:10.420 --> 103:18.520] No, no, no. Just you. You can have clothes on. You standing up. Well, everything is collecting data now. So, go ahead. Yeah, but I'm just saying like, yo, because I'm not
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[103:18.520 --> 103:26.820] trying to be funny, I'm dead ass serious. I was going to wear, the shirt Imani got on, you know I got the rugby's. Is it from Zara 2 or Polo? From
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[103:26.820 --> 103:40.840] Ish. Oh, you made your own? Right, but when I put that shit on last night I had just ate. 1 more. Oh
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[103:40.840 --> 103:56.965] I said what maybe not maybe not 1 of my joints. No never. No
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[103:56.965 --> 104:05.100] more candy. I'm a Pokemon. Pokemon. You can just go for it. It was zipping hits. Right. Like these Tic Tacs. Life changer, boy. There'll be no more sugar, none of that shit. I'm cool, Playboy. I'm good. There'll be no more candy. I got questions about that. It stopped you from eating the sugar? It stopped you from eating food. It stopped you from anything that you was doing. Yeah, eating
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[104:05.100 --> 104:13.440] food. Anything you was doing. You don't want to read? You ain't doing that shit no more. I need to try this shit for a month. It
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[104:13.440 --> 104:21.580] works. It works. What? I would try this shit for a month. Y'all niggas assholes. Again, that was part of their sentence. They said it helps you with all types of other
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[104:21.580 --> 104:29.680] urges and cravings, anything. Really? Anything. I might do that for a month. Just cut out all the sugar, get all rid of all the belly fat. Y'all sick. Bro, you don't have no discipline?
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[104:29.680 --> 104:37.820] I'm definitely giving it 3 weeks to go. You don't have any discipline? Like sugar's tough for me. Sugar's a monster for me. And twice a week here I do nothing but eat consume sugar to stay away. No, this is most
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[104:37.820 --> 104:46.080] of my most of my sugar for real for real I eat a bag of 2 of them. Yo, Edith do the fucking gummies away the other day. I was tight my nigga
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[104:46.520 --> 104:54.640] Personally mad my dad, expired 2 months ago. Man, if you don't give me the fucking... You don't give me the means. You don't
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[104:54.640 --> 105:02.760] bring them shit. Expired, goddys. That's the sell-by date. That ain't eat-by date. No, let's just throw this away so we can get you to buy more
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[105:02.760 --> 105:11.390] a date. We ain't worth it. That's true. Yo dog, I was like, yo fam, I asked you out here like, what the fuck? What the fuck are you?
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[105:11.390 --> 105:21.220] What the fuck are you? I know I'm late on this. I know it's not the point, but you put this in your stomach like a needle. That's the only thing that might stop me from doing it. There's no alternative. You're
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[105:21.220 --> 105:29.240] not putting it in your veins. You can crush it up and bump it. I just died, I did. You can crush it up and bump it. Hold it low. No, let your lady do it. You don't even look. Crush it
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[105:29.240 --> 105:37.780] up and bump it. Hey Mark, you scared the needle. Y'all treating me like I'm cold. Mark, Mark, Listen to me Sounds like it is not gonna kill the needle But
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[105:37.780 --> 105:45.820] not just that mark you turn your head call just let you like I don't want her to know Beep beep. Oh, so you don't want to know. Yeah, I'm doing a little oh No
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[105:45.820 --> 105:53.940] way for the let your son do it No way for that. What's your son doing? She lifts me in my neck. I think it's like, big raves and baby boys popping behind me and shit. No, I'm
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[105:53.940 --> 106:01.940] good. Your tendencies, your tendencies would change too much. Like me and her used to be foodie gang. Now I got it. So like
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[106:01.940 --> 106:10.240] at dinner I'm not gonna want to eat dinner? Not at all, you gonna take a bite and be full. Nah, I heard this shit stops everything. You'll take a bite and be full. And you don't get lightheaded and dizzy from the not eating part?
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[106:10.380 --> 106:18.420] That first week there were moments where I needed to go take a walk. Wait, how long you been on this shit? A week, tomorrow's a week. Oh okay, I got you, I got you, I got you. Yo, you gotta, they say.
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[106:18.420 --> 106:26.680] But what I mean is, cause I know that sounds funny, what I mean is the first couple days, I was like, at certain moments, I was like, okay, I should sit down. But after that,
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[106:26.680 --> 106:34.840] smooth sailing, buddy. This shit is the greatest. All right, I might need to try that shit. Send me, send me. I don't like how happy you niggas are about this shit. I ain't
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[106:34.840 --> 106:42.980] gonna lie. That's what I know. Honestly, I know some of the belly going. I'm like, that's just- Look at the sides though. God damn. Look at the sides. Oh no, your belly went down fast. I ain't never seen nothing like that
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[106:42.980 --> 106:51.600] before. I know it's like a commercial, but. Yeah. Send me the info though. I'll deadass retake it. That's kinda crazy. And you ain't even get the skinny face yet. Not yet. You
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[106:51.600 --> 106:59.620] can just kick it, whatever. Nah. You can just stop it, whatever. Yeah. They say it come back though. Seller commercial. Yeah right. Nah, I'm
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[106:59.620 --> 107:08.020] not trying to be funny. But it must be too expensive. Well, now it is expensive. What's expensive? They got it in my hood. It
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[107:08.140 --> 107:16.290] can't be more than the $200 that I spent on Uber Eats. It's more expensive than that. They got it in the hood. They do have it in the hood. Once a week.
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[107:16.290 --> 107:24.480] How much does it cost? Anywhere from 9? Yeah, 9, between 9 and 13. A month? A week? A week. No, no a month. Oh, that's fine. I spend
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[107:24.480 --> 107:32.700] more than that over each. No a month. Yeah, I spend over $100 a day over each easy. Sometimes 200.
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[107:32.700 --> 107:40.760] Because 4 of them come in a thing. Is there certain medicines you can't take while using it? It's 500 for 1. Is there certain medicines you can't take while using it? Nah, I'm still taking that dick pill. Thank
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[107:40.760 --> 107:48.780] you. You mean that's all I'm asking too, right? That's all I'm asking too, right? Hey, big dog. Hey, big dog. Still gotta lay something down. Took it and it ain't getting no action the other
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[107:48.780 --> 107:56.780] night too. Oh, you hate when that happens. I did that shit though. I took that, I was mad as a bitch. I took that shit, ain't nothing pop off.
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[107:56.820 --> 108:05.080] I was mad as a bitch. Didn't nothing pop off. Pop that little stupid red pill. The red boy. Bitch ain't come through. Wait you popped it before she said
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[108:05.080 --> 108:13.280] because she said you go away that's how no some oh shit course old school we gonna text yo need a little something needle of
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[108:13.280 --> 108:22.320] bump oh yeah I give them 1 of the red boy in the water all right how long I got? 20
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[108:22.320 --> 108:30.840] minutes, man, get out my face. Wait, your color's red too? I got all the colors. You got the rainbow. I got all the
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[108:30.840 --> 108:39.040] colors. It depends on the mood. You got the black 1. That's crazy. I got the
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[108:39.060 --> 108:47.140] red solo shot. I got the red Xanny. We're going to be here for some days. Are
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[108:47.140 --> 108:55.140] we taking a trip? Uh-oh, the yellow boy. We gonna get a heart attack like a motherfucker. We gonna take
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[108:55.840 --> 109:03.840] a hit. You know, a sky motherfucker high. That nigga's so sad. Niggas, sinuses is
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[109:03.840 --> 109:12.040] clogged to the moon. That's the only thing that happens. In your 40s, sometimes y'all wanna be natty. Yeah. Wanna
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[109:12.040 --> 109:20.060] just rely on the nats. I'm tell you what. In your 40s, all right, forget it. Cause I
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[109:20.060 --> 109:28.160] see, I can tell now by your faces. I never took a pill but I would. You'd say I've never done it either? Never. Oh
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[109:28.160 --> 109:36.300] nah, listen. I would, I ain't got no problem. As soon as I need it. Reading and shit. On my mama. Mark, you don't even need a whole
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[109:36.300 --> 109:44.430] lot. Just a piece, a piece. That didn't help at all. I know. I was like. Your mama's the 1 to lie. I ain't never take nothing, I'm just leaving, yo.
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[109:44.430 --> 109:52.440] The whole thing is up in line. I ain't never take none of that shit in my life. You, you, you, oh. No, you boo, I get it, I get it, nah.
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[109:52.540 --> 110:00.540] That ass, oh, my kids, I've never taken nothing. Again, I ain't even above it, I probably need it. That nigga just look at his own eyes in the mirror and get hard, that's what I need. But that's why, That's
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[110:00.600 --> 110:09.760] why she played with you in that show y'all started. He ain't lying down. She talking in a certain way. It's like, you know what I mean? I
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[110:09.760 --> 110:17.800] ain't lying to him right. That might be true. I'm talking shit, man. What's up, you want 1?
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[110:17.800 --> 110:26.180] What? You getting it done off the natty? So far. So far, yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're gonna get that changed. So far. The henny. Shoot me a text, nigga.
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[110:26.200 --> 110:34.940] Not this month. All natty this month. Yeah, I got nothing against it, it just never was an issue. Wait, I got a
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[110:34.940 --> 110:43.220] fucking topic. It's prescribing. It's to do something else for something for me. But then the side effect is that. Bar?
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[110:43.220 --> 110:51.220] What is it for you, blood pressure? No. I don't even want to be. Hipper. Yeah. That ain't hippa, nigga. It's you. It's you. What
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[110:51.220 --> 110:59.240] the fuck you mean? He's saying words. It's your own shit. Right. But you got some shit? No. What? What the fuck? That's Hipper. Yeah. So
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[110:59.240 --> 111:09.120] what's that? That's Hyper. God, this is crazy. What's the name of it? So you ever take those pills? I would, nah. What's that magma? I'll tell you, oh shit. I never take no pills, nah. I
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[111:09.120 --> 111:18.440] don't need to I believe How Niggas know when they really need to Your
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[111:18.440 --> 111:27.040] wife really love you she ain't really gonna tell you that sometimes you need to go ahead and talk to me come on 2 different things Hard
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[111:27.040 --> 111:35.640] or how long are how long you fuck it both both or second when I don't care Bad
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[111:35.640 --> 111:43.680] and safe family 2 minutes, I'm done boy. You can't tell if you get the job done? Just go Pac-Man it for a little bit. You can't always tell if you got the job. Nah, you can't always tell if you got the job. No, you
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[111:43.680 --> 111:51.760] can't. That's not true. If you can't, your ladies love you, man. No, bro. That's not true, bro. Ladies, yeah. You can become a cousin to each other. You
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[111:51.760 --> 112:00.120] learn your wife, when you in a relationship, you learn their body. And you know what they do? They lie to you. So say something stupid like that again. Yeah. How about you?
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[112:00.260 --> 112:08.420] You learn their body. You become, you understand them. They learn their body too, and they know how to. Yeah. Right. And they know how once you go to sleep, they think, all right, now,
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[112:08.420 --> 112:16.620] go get mine for real. All right. Let me go get it. Oh, that's fun too. You think she cut hair in the bathroom? Yo, she not blame her? Yo. She not giving them fame. She
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[112:16.620 --> 112:25.240] not shaving. That nigga. That's what I mean. Go get that. Exactly. Exactly. She ain't brushing her teeth, man. Shit. Yo, mama. Yeah,
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[112:25.240 --> 112:33.380] my mama. Thank you, nigga. Thank you. Yo, mama here. Take the rose. Yeah. Goodnight. Right. Nah, that's why you gotta be smart. I wish
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[112:33.380 --> 112:55.120] you get the fuck It's
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[112:55.120 --> 113:03.260] different oh, I'm trying to lie oh I wanna get my bag on this, I can't. Quiet is true. I can hear it anyway. That's true. It's different though. That is true. It's different. It's different. I'm trying to lie. Oh my God. Niggas really think they still
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[113:03.260 --> 113:11.400] on a A game, right? No, I wouldn't say that. I don't think I'm on my A game. Niggas don't think that. The way you are talking. I'm fine. No, I just think I have
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[113:11.400 --> 113:19.740] enough game to get it done. I'm not saying that. Forget it, Pox. It's not, it might not be A. Now maybe in a couple of years, nigga, when they, you know, I'm not 40 yet,
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[113:20.240 --> 113:28.480] maybe. I am 40. If I need it, I'll get the pill. You'll be fine, you'll be fine. When I turn my, you know. How'd you feel when you flipped?
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[113:28.780 --> 113:36.880] Bro. Bro. I'ma chill. It's cool. What can y'all say? Flip, flip. Just let it go. Yeah,
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[113:37.020 --> 113:45.480] like take the victory. What? I don't know. Let it go. Y'all niggas be having inside gay jokes. Like what can y'all say? That's gay, yo. Say it, nigga.
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[113:45.560 --> 113:53.740] As a member of that community, I don't appreciate that. Paul, I'm just saying, like, what can you say? Yo, if you telling me, I'm telling you, off the natural, when
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[113:53.740 --> 114:01.860] we talking about lasting or getting erect, off the natural, nigga, knocking it down, nigga. Oh, man. How you know? How you
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[114:01.860 --> 114:10.240] know? I said yes, you are getting it done off the head. But what you said, you said I'm not getting it done. I believe in you. Everything about you says it. I don't
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[114:10.240 --> 114:18.460] think that, I don't think that, I don't think every time now You're going to either get the job done
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[114:18.460 --> 114:26.500] or be your strongest performer. So sometimes there's nothing wrong. Based on what? Out of curiosity, do you think you're getting the job done strictly just fucking? That's what
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[114:26.500 --> 114:34.840] I'm saying. What is it? He trying to be nice to you. I'm really trying to just say it, nigga. Why don't you say it for them? They want to tell us secrets, nigga. Why don't you say it? I'm
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[114:34.840 --> 114:42.860] your man. I ain't going to play with you like that. Say it! I'll say what? But I don't know. I'm not in on their jokes. I can't say it. Say it. I think what they're saying is because,
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[114:45.060 --> 114:53.060] That's why when you do that face. Earpiece and shit, man. What? Go ahead. Yeah, I put work in all the time, nigga.
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[114:53.060 --> 115:01.060] That's great. I put work in all the time. And I'm home. They try to make a I'm not home joke. That's right. He do both. I put work in all the time now. Some time may pass. Some time may pass.
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[115:01.500 --> 115:09.580] Nigga, you don't get, you gotta beg for it. Nigga, when you go to the, stop, Ma. You gotta ask for it. You gotta throw the Easter eggs out. Me too.
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[115:09.580 --> 115:17.660] You gotta throw Easter eggs out there. Yo, tonight I wish I could get, nah, not me. Nigga, I come home, nigga, I get it done. When you're a busy
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[115:17.660 --> 115:25.680] person, right? Cause you're busy. You know me, you know me. Look at me. You my man, I'm trying to talk to you. Right now, when it comes
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[115:25.680 --> 115:34.300] to me in the house. I put on. When it comes to me in the house, I put on for my city. Okay.
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[115:34.740 --> 115:42.860] Have I had bad days? I have. Stretches of bad days. My wife will let me know. Like yo, nigga, I ain't... That's what
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[115:42.860 --> 115:51.060] I'm saying. You're lucky enough... You think she'll let you know though? She does. She's Caribbean, nigga. Luckily enough, You have a wife that will let you insult me a
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[115:51.720 --> 115:59.740] lot of safe stuff Lot of a lot of men don't have that a lot of men, but also I got a Lot of
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[115:59.740 --> 116:07.880] women protect me. There you go. There we go. Well, I'm on Now it's just Just throw it niggas
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[116:07.880 --> 116:15.900] out there I don't even know how I got in this conversation. Cause I like throwing you a shit. I like throwing you a shit. Our ego is fragile. No it
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[116:16.340 --> 116:24.480] ain't. Ain't no what. No but we all, I get what you're saying now, I understand. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. So sometimes you might go ahead
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[116:24.480 --> 116:33.360] just so that you can remind her the good old days But I think we were talking about the net if we can get raising the bar no fuck that Yeah They
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[116:33.360 --> 116:41.680] know they could tell they could tell when it's when it's different and that's my point They don't care okay, I'm cool.
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[116:41.680 --> 116:49.940] I'm good. Yeah They broke don't fix it you just said you'll take 1 big ma and I don't know it's broken fine with it
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[116:51.460 --> 116:59.800] I got no ego about this shit I'm just saying I try to do no more it's what you're saying you can speak she's
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[116:59.800 --> 117:07.840] gone she might She might return. That's true. Watching myself. Gotta be careful.
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[117:08.140 --> 117:16.380] You take the double dose? What? You take the double dose? I'll take
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[117:16.380 --> 117:24.400] that shit and still give out some mid. You just want to see it, you just want to see it. They don't even care
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[117:24.400 --> 117:32.660] about the energy. Anybody know I gave out the mid? I'm going to get off you and go be in the bathroom
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[117:32.660 --> 117:42.920] for 45 minutes. Hey, you'll cool off by the time I come back That
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[117:42.920 --> 117:50.980] is nasty, okay Okay. If I ain't laying nothing down, I'm gonna turn a shower 1 on. I just
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[117:50.980 --> 118:00.120] go to bed. Right. You'll be mad at me too. Pretend
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[118:00.120 --> 118:08.320] like you tired. It'd be such a fuck the morning in the morning. I'm like, good morning, how you sleep? Oh, what's up, boy? What's
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[118:09.180 --> 118:17.200] up? Holy shit, that's funny. Anyway. Y'all niggas is crazy. Anyway, man, it's horrible. Come on, when last time you heard from a room
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[118:17.200 --> 118:25.240] full of men putting it down like this? Can I ask you a question, E? When you hit something new, you perform, you don't have to take
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[118:25.240 --> 118:33.360] the pill. Yeah. Yeah. When you hit something new, you don't have to take the pill, right? You don't take the pill. Yeah, but now I just like, I just like. What do you just like? Take you
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[118:33.360 --> 118:41.540] addicted to it. No, addicted to it. I just like just take a little piece off and just. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. I
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[118:41.640 --> 118:53.140] don't need to though. You think you are. What's the word you do? You think you're a Sexomaniac.
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[118:53.140 --> 119:01.560] When the wind blow your shit stand up. He outside like that. I just double dashed on the narrative. That's all. I
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[119:01.560 --> 119:09.590] don't hit as much as y'all believe, but I mean, I already know that y'all don't believe that. Okay, I just don't. Yo E, I don't. I don't believe that. It's cool. That's a narrative we can copy. That's what I told
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[119:09.590 --> 119:17.620] you in the street. Yo, don't say that to me about my man again. I believe. He didn't do that. I don't. Cause the rumors is around. Yo, stop saying that. Yo, You get the award
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[119:17.620 --> 119:26.180] for the nastiest rumors in the street. Really? Yeah, it's bad. I got a bad 1, okay? Well,
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[119:26.180 --> 119:34.320] it depends on what's bad. Subjective. You ain't gonna tell me. It was a bad person or a bad reveal? It was a bad person. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, the person's not a bad person.
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[119:34.320 --> 119:42.380] The person's a fireman, but you just- No, you're the bad person. Yeah, you're the bad person. Oh, I, if the person's not bad, then I don't care. You did wrong. I might have still not did it, but I ain't- He did some fuck shit. Yo, I'm
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[119:42.380 --> 119:50.460] crying, yo. My head hurts. Dine and dash it. All right, moving on. What, you dine
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[119:50.460 --> 119:58.520] and dashed? No, I don't know what these are. Never. Nah. Never? Dined? Nah. What are you talking about? You dine
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[119:58.520 --> 120:06.660] and dashed. I know you ain't dine and dashed. I ain't even. Yeah, I'm not believing that. What do you got talking about? Dine and dash? You know, dine and dash? Eat and pay. Is that what we talking about? Referring to something
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[120:06.660 --> 120:14.680] like that? No, no, we're talking about pertaining to women, not really in a restaurant. No, no, no. Dine and dash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what's up my freeze. She called you over, you ate that thing
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[120:14.680 --> 120:23.760] and left. Left. She just bounced. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me please you this time, girl. What's
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[120:23.760 --> 120:31.760] wrong with that? He is fire, as I'm saying, this nigga's a super legend. Yo, wait, that's 1 of the myths that we need to destroy as men in the community.
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[120:31.760 --> 120:40.080] As he's fire? What's wrong with that? Nothing. What is wrong with that? Hold on, let's be very clear. I would never even deny that if it's attached
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[120:40.080 --> 120:48.080] to some fire shit, but I'm not dying and then dashing. Anything I saw of yours would kill flames, nigga. Like Johnny Cage. I'm not Johnny Cage. What's your
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[120:48.080 --> 120:56.170] nigga's name? I've done that before. I've done that before in the past. But like not because you wanted to. I'm not, no. No, you eat the pussy and you can't, you can't eat it. Sometimes I thought eating it. That's happened to
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[120:56.170 --> 121:04.240] everybody. I thought sometimes eating it in the past But today oh no, we're not having that she got you saved as my favorite
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[121:04.240 --> 121:12.260] eater and she just called you up And you know she just let you eat and this I don't know That's
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[121:12.260 --> 121:20.340] not center let's make this everybody correct be a part of Mary 123 still I can eat off GP. I'm married. I knew you're gonna make
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[121:20.340 --> 121:33.020] it 3 He started can't
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[121:33.020 --> 121:41.040] wait to get married so niggas can't talk about the dirt. That ain't gonna stop. That is it is. If you respect the person
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[121:41.040 --> 121:49.550] you wouldn't. What do you mean by the dirt? Dirt, Pogs, bruddish. Yo that was... I did what?
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[121:49.700 --> 122:01.020] That was some top tier. That was a great part. The dirt just changes into married niggas dirt. My nigga Pogs. You want to hear for that? No, wow. That was a great, it was a main part. It was funny. When Pogs brought
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[122:01.020 --> 122:09.080] his high school friend over and out with his wife and came out to eat, then the plumbing broke in
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[122:09.080 --> 122:17.940] his house, he had to run home, then the friend was like, I'll go with him. He didn't come and rinse his head, bitch, no. No. No. No.
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[122:18.160 --> 122:26.760] No. Absolutely. That's fire. That was nuts. I'll go with him. That's why I don't allow none of that high school friendship. Fuck
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[122:26.940 --> 122:35.413] that. You with the high school? So they got cut all their friends off? Don't introduce him to me. Nah, no. Do
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[122:35.413 --> 122:43.440] that shit at the girls night. My girl gonna leave the girls night, it don't matter. She gonna, yeah, don't. Whatever friends shit
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[122:43.440 --> 122:51.580] y'all doing, she gonna be there 20 minutes, man. Big daddy. That niggas is great. That's
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[122:51.580 --> 122:59.580] what it takes. What? Yo, stop. You don't let him enjoy a girl's night? I don't like when you do that though. You don't let him enjoy a girl's night? Come on,
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[122:59.580 --> 123:07.740] Freeze. It's not, come on, Freeze. Freeze. I'm not with you, That's why I asked the question. Freeze. Are you going to answer his question, Freeze? If he is, you're going to answer it? We
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[123:07.740 --> 123:16.600] heard Podwash. That's what I'm saying. Possessed soul man. When you said it's time to get that Uber, bro. No, that's not what happened. That's not what happened. That
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[123:16.600 --> 123:24.640] nigga said it's a long clock. That's not what happened. That nigga said, hey. Hey, girl, you let that 6 thing. Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, stop joking. $6.50. Flip, stop joking, flip. $5.50. Oh, 0, talking, stop joking. Stop joking, flip. It's $6.50
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[123:24.640 --> 123:32.920] in the afternoon, girl. We'll go revisit some topics
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[123:32.920 --> 123:41.220] real quick. Not you, Breeze. Oh, okay. Be clear that you talking about somebody else. Be clear. Not you, Breeze. Okay.
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[123:41.220 --> 123:49.520] Be clear. Clear it up. 7 P, we gotta eat. Niggas, 650. How far are you? Uber pulled us to cancel this. Nigga, I ain't ready. Get out of
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[123:49.700 --> 123:58.100] here. Go home. We all can joke if we want to joke. Hey, yo, A.L.E. Let's go, let's go. I just want to know if y'all want to play. Let's go, A.C.E. Turn up. A.E.,
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[123:58.100 --> 124:06.100] what you said? A.E., take it first. No, because I'm not like that. I'm not like that. A.E., what you said? A.E., you're going to pick up. Get off. The Uber. Nigga, I'm on side. A.E. Like this,
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[124:06.100 --> 124:14.130] I'm on side. That's me, right? That's you. I'll never play with Freeze like that. That's right, that's true. All right, foot. That's you. Freeze will say some shit about me. I'm not,
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[124:14.130 --> 124:22.760] let's look at this. Yes, yes he will. Freeze, look at me, look at me. You can look at me, I'm not like that. You can say shit about me. So you're sorry. Just say you're sorry. I'm not like that Yeah
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[124:26.140 --> 124:35.800] I'm talking about Imani pulling up to the spot Put
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[124:35.800 --> 124:44.120] child safety on boy Picking up his girl, right? Picking up my girl. Picking up his girl. Yeah. Your closet right now. And you're not sitting in the back and putting child safety on, boy. That's child safety, right? You can't even go to the store. You suck. I know you.
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[124:44.240 --> 124:52.620] Not you. What am I talking about, Free? I'm talking about you, nigga. Let me talk about somebody else. You said hitter. Yeah, you just do that. Mike Singam. Freed, I swear to God. What's up with you? I'm playing flip.
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[124:52.660 --> 125:00.800] I thought you said we was going to do this or that. That little R&B adventure you threw, that boy was bouncing. That boy was bouncing like a ping pong around that
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[125:00.800 --> 125:08.800] ball. That nigga walked the girl outside, then walked back by the bar, I said, oh shit. He be gettin' this shit off. I recorded you too. I love that, I love that. It was too little, it
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[125:08.800 --> 125:16.800] was just too easy. It's cool though. Why you did that? This is the pleasures of being single. Why you do that in front of people? The pleasures of being single. You don't give a fuck about, I can do what I want. The pleasures of being single. I can do what I want. The pleasures of being someone.
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[125:16.800 --> 125:24.940] I can do what I want. But doesn't that contradict your statement of caring about somebody? You don't give a fuck about somebody. That's not true. Hey, yo, wait, wait, I'll be back. Come here, let me
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[125:24.940 --> 125:33.140] walk with you outside real quick. Niggas standing there giggling. You're not, you're not. Then he walked back to the other joint by the bar. Hey, I wish I could live. All friends. Can't
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[125:33.140 --> 125:45.840] live like that. You're all friends. You that nigga, E. Is your new place got a doorman or what? Fires
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[125:45.840 --> 125:54.000] shit on some fire shit on the way. Right on River. Right by Trader Joe's. What? Alexander.
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[125:54.160 --> 126:02.520] Is she back over there? Is she back over there, Ish? That nigga Ish going, be by Trader Joe's, boy. By the prop. I
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[126:02.520 --> 126:10.780] don't know. Trader Joe's and Whole Foods. Y'all better start playing with my man right by the T-Mobile fish. Yeah balcony Not
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[126:10.780 --> 126:18.840] a T-Mobile. Well, hey, yo fam And you got a balcony That girl's gotta ask you out questions when
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[126:18.840 --> 126:27.200] they hit shit like these are situations nigga. I want to know how y'all get through it They gotta act How you doing? How
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[126:27.200 --> 126:35.280] you doing? Oh shit, there you go. She don't be seeing you. He gotta be home. She sees me. She's like, why I see that motherfucker? No, no, no, that's okay.
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[126:35.280 --> 126:43.700] I'm always home fellas. I'm always home and if I'm not home, I want my son, but his family always around Family's important. That's
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[126:43.830 --> 126:52.420] right. That's what I love my family. That's right That's true I ain't seen JR in a minute, too. He
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[126:52.420 --> 127:00.430] around? JR just took the 2 V. All I said was I haven't seen him. Oh, you wanna see him? He 21. You took 21? You took
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[127:00.430 --> 127:08.500] him out? Nah. No? You ain't gonna take him out? I am. That's what you're afraid of. It was a month ago. 2. No, he went out, he wanted to do, you know, gave him
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[127:08.500 --> 127:16.840] some bread. He wanted to do something for himself. He just wanted to do something. That's why. And his mom gave him some bread. You gotta go drink with him. Yeah, you gotta do that. You don't drink, though,
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[127:16.840 --> 127:25.520] right? No. How much bread you gave him? 2100. His mom gave him 2100. I gave him 2100. That's why you gotta let people answer the question on their own. Or don't answer. We
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[127:25.520 --> 127:33.560] discussed this already. I got the idea from y'all niggas. He did say that. I think he had the idea from Mark. Yeah, when my daughter turned 21 back in February, yeah. What's he saying?
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[127:33.560 --> 127:42.320] He's talking to my wife. What he saying? He gave her $21, 000? Yeah. $21, 000? Yeah, but I mean, it's about what you can do. Oh, shit. My
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[127:42.320 --> 127:50.500] bad. $2100, Mark. You missed that. Oh, shit. You missed that. Yo, Mark, why you lying, nigga? It's about what you could do. He got $2100, and at
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[127:50.500 --> 127:58.617] that time he got $5, 000, nigga. It was last. So, how you lying? Stop lying, Mark. No, no, no. I was working here then. No, you wasn't. It was February bro. That's
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[127:58.617 --> 128:07.100] why I said we broke up. I've been here for 14 months. You the 1 who got fired since I've been here. This nigga is a boy. This nigga about to. Every weekend it's
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[128:07.160 --> 128:15.560] getting shorter and shorter. My shit almost up, nigga. Price picks with it. My shit almost up, Lord. Yes, what's up? Man, I'm rooting for you. I know. I want you to land good. Never
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[128:15.940 --> 128:23.940] mind. I don't do that. We don't talk on the phone. I already had something. No, we talk on the phone. 2026. I stop myself. This shit's up, bro. This shit's up when I say something,
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[128:23.940 --> 128:35.460] nigga. Who? All right. Never. What? I didn't say nothing about you keep ignoring me about my about my rack You'll keep ignoring me because you've been playing Take
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[128:35.460 --> 128:43.540] the sweater off My thousand dollars you don't do this flip ain't you ain't you supposed to
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[128:43.540 --> 128:51.600] be going away soon? Hey, yo. Thank you. Yo, those Salegas are probably about $5. Let's give them those. You going to do that to me, son? Ain't you going away, too? Please, son. I am going
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[128:51.600 --> 128:59.620] away. Please, son. All right, before you leave, we'll talk about it. It's a bad change. Bitches like that. More for it's me. You know what you're treating me like? Cage. Kevin
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[128:59.620 --> 129:09.260] going that, nigga. Y'all niggas is crazy, yo. Yeah, something up with y'all. Yeah, man. I
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[129:09.260 --> 129:17.360] wouldn't trade this show for any other show I do think we should grow up but outside of that I wouldn't trade it for anything. Remember what happened when we grew up? We
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[129:17.360 --> 129:25.440] talked about Venezuela. That's true. The priests, well we didn't really grow up in that part. We did not grow up with Danny McClernand. Real quick though, you know what I'm saying? That was the opposite. Yeah. You
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[129:25.440 --> 129:34.100] know what I love you niggas? I love all y'all, but you know I love you niggas. You want somebody else? Yeah, I niggas worked, worked past. Woo.
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[129:36.580 --> 129:44.680] Yeah, I'm proud of you. What you talking about? Some niggas got some nice shit on their jacket. They got the purple stars, the gold stars, some
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[129:44.680 --> 129:52.760] niggas got some nice shit. I gotta check his jacket. I wanna see his jacket, but. What you talking about, me and somebody else? Yeah, y'all niggas jackets. I don't got a windbreaker.
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[129:53.840 --> 130:02.820] Woo. I don't even have no jackets. Now we know your jacket, your jacket is fire too, Freak. I don't have no jacket. We got sweater. I'm sleeveless vest Everybody
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[130:02.820 --> 130:11.720] up here has some pretty good taste. I think that's right every single person up here some niggas jab I some niggas jackets be lit Yeah,
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[130:11.720 --> 130:19.740] so I'm done It's premium is let it unleaded well that shit is Anyway, that's all y'all's business,
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[130:19.740 --> 130:27.960] man. Yeah. Yeah I'm long more fluid 94 which we talk
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[130:27.960 --> 130:35.980] electric like current you a white vanish. Oh They say something about white Vanish around me,
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[130:35.980 --> 130:44.120] I'm standing them straight. White Vanish was different. I was there. Diesel? It's that special, it's
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[130:44.120 --> 130:52.240] that green pump. Pull up to the side. You know what that is? Pull them up. You feel them? The green pump. That shit like
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[130:52.240 --> 131:00.860] 100 and something dollars to fill that truck ish. Could you imagine if White Van ish was a potter? Could
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[131:00.860 --> 131:09.220] you imagine if this ish was a potter? What the fuck are you talking about? That was... White Van ish as a potter?
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[131:09.220 --> 131:18.620] I don't know, man. Because he got his shit off by not talking. That's fire. He got his shit off just on some sign language shit. He
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[131:18.620 --> 131:26.680] said... What do you mean? No, you hit it with this 1. 0, man. I think it's fun that
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[131:26.680 --> 131:34.700] we get to, well we haven't grown up but I do think it's fun that whenever it happens it'll be together. Like
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[131:34.700 --> 131:43.100] we'll be able to have a, like we got a snapshot. I have a snapshot of fucking damn near 20 years of Imani. Same
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[131:43.100 --> 131:51.340] with all 3 of these, I think the parks, like I think that's fly. I just showed you. I think that's dope. I just showed you. Yo, we used to be skinny, nigga. I was watching old
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[131:51.340 --> 132:03.360] pics of us. We look crazy. Yo, I just came across an old pic. I know you showed me, yeah, I look crazy. I was like you look I'm looking say I'm already look like Teenage
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[132:03.360 --> 132:11.400] crack it But that was 140 pounds I was gonna say. Teenage crackhead. No. Teenage crackhead. Teenage crackhead. It was a little crackhead. It was a little crackhead. It was crackhead. But that was 140 pounds. Yeah,
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[132:11.400 --> 132:19.560] crackhead. Crackhead. That might be it. He was like, yo, I look today looking back. Yeah, maybe just like a little in the time. It didn't feel like maybe
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[132:19.560 --> 132:27.600] like just too much Adderall not crack Cuz he never looked like you had teeth and shit like you We all
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[132:27.600 --> 132:35.700] we all we all yeah, I will say we all look better today than we for sure for sure We all we all healthier. Yeah there's
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[132:35.700 --> 132:43.700] 1 eating 1 sleeping or Molly how long that Addie she keeps me off for because I was taking it stop
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[132:43.700 --> 132:51.960] taking the problem The bad shit is that niggas will go, like once you feel it wearing off, go ahead double back.
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[132:53.100 --> 133:02.100] Really? Yeah, it's bad. It was bad. Not the Adderall, the Mali shit. The Mali. They was on that shit for days
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[133:02.100 --> 133:21.580] at a time, weeks. You take the right 1 of them motherfuckers and go to a club this playing songs with no words How
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[133:21.580 --> 133:30.020] that right play this on I don't miss none of that though. Is it better than anything? Did you, did me and you ever go to Sites? Nah.
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[133:31.240 --> 133:40.740] Can't remember who that was. I ran to Sites with that time. It was a fucking mess in there. Sites was good. Yeah, Sites was a little Jersey greatness. Nothing
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[133:40.740 --> 133:48.940] but ratchet shit going on in Newark right off the highway. 2, 3 floors all dark
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[133:49.080 --> 133:58.540] black 24 hours Yeah Yo,
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[133:58.540 --> 134:10.280] you'd have been in there They're
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[134:10.280 --> 134:18.460] both bad for you both back Molly at the time was a little more potent. Molly's like pure ecstasy,
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[134:18.460 --> 134:27.900] essentially. Yeah, it was pure. Pure DNA. It's all bad for you. Paul, you took that? Did you buy it? And ecstasy, yeah. I lived a life. That's
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[134:27.900 --> 134:35.980] crazy. I still remember the very first time. Different. Horrible times. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[134:35.980 --> 134:44.060] Awful. Awful, awful. Can I see it on y'all faces? Yeah. I thought Amali was the greatest invention ever when it was out. Word.
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[134:44.060 --> 134:53.000] I thought it was nothing better than Amali when it came out. Really? Yeah. Not gonna lie to you, that first time taking that shit was.
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[134:53.680 --> 135:01.880] Could you just sit there and catch yourself talking about some bullshit just working in a way that
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[135:01.880 --> 135:12.240] you like, oh. Slicky Monty just told the chick, yo, I just want to kiss you in your mouth right now. Mid-combo, talking about something totally different. What happened when he took the Molly? Oh,
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[135:12.240 --> 135:20.440] shit. That's it. That's my nigga. No, that was not. My mom, I had called him. I do remember him saying that. I said it to Siobhan. I just
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[135:20.440 --> 135:28.680] want to kiss you in the mouth. I said it to Siobhan, he's bugging. And then she's like, yo E, get the fuck away from me. And then I called my publicist. And then she came
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[135:28.680 --> 135:37.020] out there. I just want to kiss you. What a bitch. Did you know I liked that? My publicist? The 1 you went to kiss in the mouth?
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[135:37.020 --> 135:45.420] Yeah, Shavon is my best friend's wife now. Oh, that's crazy. But she wasn't then. They weren't even dating then, but I was just bugging. Okay,
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[135:45.420 --> 135:53.620] okay. Just bugging out, just high off life. I'm looking in the sky, I could fly. She was a good, good, good, good friend of our friend group at the time. Yeah, got you.
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[135:53.620 --> 136:01.660] Somebody had absolutely no business saying anything like that to her. Is that shorty that was up here that time? No. No, no, no. Oh, Shavon. Oh, you
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[136:01.660 --> 136:09.820] know Shavon too, ish? Yeah. Yeah, so no, that shit, it just put you in a different space your mind is just Going wherever
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[136:10.120 --> 136:18.200] feel free. It's really bad for you. Yeah You lose your filters Inhibitions and all of that you just
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[136:18.480 --> 136:26.600] but I go I'll never want experience another actually I was always scared to take that shit, man. I felt like I wouldn't stop. That I'd just be. That's the problem. That's why
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[136:26.600 --> 136:34.760] I don't fuck with them. I'm glad that shit just stopped. Yo, the shit that I like, I do it. So I don't. And it wasn't pure, you couldn't get the good shit no more. That's what happened That's a little while.
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[136:34.760 --> 136:45.060] I was like nah, the more I was taking it was like I this thing doing nothing I'm just I ain't eating. I ain't sleeping issues. It was in the pool 3 days straight Crazy
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[136:46.460 --> 136:55.740] fingers This 1 bullshit not eating or the checkers at 3 in the morning. Yup. Down the street the checkers. Wasn't
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[136:55.740 --> 137:03.960] a life. Nah. And you got stopped because this shit was stepped on. Talking about checkers, niggas used to make the late night run and get that quick check sandwich. Quick check. Quick
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[137:03.960 --> 137:12.040] check. That was another 1. Yo, quick check sandwich is still good like they used to be. Yes, yes. Yes, yes they are. Yeah, I might need to go. I might need a
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[137:12.040 --> 137:20.080] quick check sandwich. There's 1 right by my crib. Damn sure is. There's gonna be some on YouTube. Quick check saved a lot of nights. Yes. I think a lot of you That was before while I was up here and all
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[137:20.080 --> 137:29.000] of that Shit to say quick I'll give fuck but I found that there's a blimpies that still open Oh
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[137:35.240 --> 137:43.280] Yes, what Light years should I take man? Look don't give me started. I'll take with me over Jersey Mike's I'm he's way better way better shit.
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[137:43.280 --> 137:51.380] What makes it better to me everything everything all I should the bread I wait Scott now. Whoa the bread. I know you work there I know that was a point my bread don't be
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[137:51.380 --> 137:59.380] wrong. I'm saying I know you know, he was the brand department He worked in corporate. Yeah. Yeah, he was He was in charge of ordering the bread. Yeah. Jersey Mike's
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[137:59.380 --> 138:07.780] a member of the upgraded Blimpies. Give me full of. That's it. That is true. It ain't that upgraded though. It ain't that upgraded. It's not that upgraded. It's an upgraded version and
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[138:07.780 --> 138:16.140] image-wise. Yeah, he's right. It tastes better too, Jersey Mike's. I take Blimpio for all of them. Wow, what makes it better if it's not the
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[138:16.340 --> 138:24.460] bread? I gotta go to Blimpio's. Blimpio's good, bro. Jersey Mike's is better than Blimpy's. They comparable. You sure? They really might come down to preference at
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[138:24.460 --> 138:32.460] that point. I think if you put 2 sandwiches together, you would've taken the same question. But he keep asking the same question, I agree. They got better variety at Jersey Mike's. All the meat is the same, boys. So is it
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[138:32.460 --> 138:40.680] the bread? I don't know if all the meat is the same. I don't think so. And the other, like, I know the Subways that I've been to, if you order a sandwich, they got the meat,
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[138:40.680 --> 138:48.720] like, pre-sliced and all that shit. Anytime I go to Blimpy, they throw that shit on the slicer. Right there, they got it. So it's fresh here. It's fresh. Got
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[138:48.720 --> 138:56.760] it, got it. Fresh here. Fresh here. Fresh here. Yeah, but when they finish slicing the meat, that's the meat that's going on your sandwich. No
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[138:56.760 --> 139:04.760] more. That's it. That's the end. Oh, got you. Jersey Mike's, At least you get the option to throw a little more meat, throw a little more of what you like. You can do that at Blimpie's. You can do that at Blimpie's. You can do that
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[139:04.760 --> 139:12.820] at Blimpie's. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, you can't get any now. You can't like pump it up, bro. I've had Blimpie's again since like 98. Nigga, I had Blimpie's
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[139:12.840 --> 139:20.940] Sunday. Nigga, I had Blimpie's Sunday for the football game. Oh, y'all eating it like today. Yeah, nigga. I had that shit Sunday. Ladies and gentlemen,
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[139:20.940 --> 139:29.060] that's our time. Hey y'all, this thing is so judgmental. You had your shit in it. Whatever. Blimpi ain't never did me no wrong. Why is all these
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[139:29.060 --> 139:37.340] dudes? Y'all miss fits. Why the fuck? That's your Sunday. I had that shit Sunday. I had the football game. Same. Yeah. Right with a nice blimpie sandwich. You ain't got me a club. Y'all
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[139:37.340 --> 139:45.920] together? Cooler Ranch chips. What? Y'all was together? No. No, nigga. Y'all just sat on the same beach. Blimpies. You was alone doing this? Yeah. Oh
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[139:45.970 --> 139:54.160] my God. I put on. Put the chips on the sandwich? Come on, listen. Yeah. Oh. Yo, start telling me my secrets.
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[139:54.160 --> 140:02.160] You never did me no wrong. Oh, man. Oh, man. I don't know nothing about your secrets, big dog. I just know what people on the
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[140:02.160 --> 140:10.520] street say about you. Don't let people on the street come up to you no more like that. Why they feel comfortable talking to you about it? They did at first, but I made it uncomfortable. I
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[140:10.520 --> 140:18.940] made it uncomfortable. Oh yeah, don't let that fly no more. I don't respect that. Tell me anything about you and Isha. Hot wait. I
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[140:18.940 --> 140:27.340] don't let people tell, cause y'all don't know until they come tell me shit about me street. You gotta throw Isha in there. I don't let them niggas just say whatever they want about y'all. And stand before
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[140:27.340 --> 140:35.820] me in my presence. Shit. You let them walk away and then you say it. And then somebody from high school say they knew Isha in high school. I was her boyfriend
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[140:35.820 --> 140:44.460] in high school. That was his high school sweetheart. High school sweetheart. And you was. I wasn't. It was in our story. Yeah, that's the problem. Well,
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[140:44.460 --> 140:52.660] you probably moved around in high school a lot. Do you even remember? I did. I went to 1 high school. No, that's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.
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[140:52.660 --> 141:00.920] You didn't even move around. Yeah, if you're saying it, you probably moved around. She might have thought she was dead. Where'd we go? It was a bunch of numbers. I didn't meet that young lady
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[141:00.920 --> 141:09.170] until college. You called her too when Joe told you that. She was in college too right? No I didn't know
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[141:09.860 --> 141:17.920] what you were talking about. How you used to open your locker in high school with some cool shit? Like the Fonz. Like the Fonz. Oh shit. Alright stop I'll open it,
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[141:17.920 --> 141:26.080] I'll open it damn. Get me outta here. Nigga, you Beat drum the locker. That's it. That's
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[141:26.080 --> 141:34.120] funny. I'm disrespectful as hell, man. Nigga, in Greece, nigga. Is there a song that gets y'all going that shouldn't? Yes. Going
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[141:34.120 --> 141:42.260] like how? Like sexually? No, just- Just that shit? Get you- Like- Oh, is that crazy to guess? I've been talking about dicks and pills from last hour. Is there a song that gets
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[141:42.260 --> 141:50.480] you in your bag, gets you just shit going? That shouldn't? That shouldn't. That shouldn't. Oh, that shouldn't? Yeah,
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[141:50.480 --> 141:58.820] that should not. That. Probably a bunch of corny shit from the 80s. I'm going to go first. I ain't going to lie. Not even giving you all this. If
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[141:58.820 --> 142:10.120] Eve Tambourine come on in the right place. Shake your tambourine. You want to shake your tambourine. You look like a tambourine ass. Oh
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[142:10.120 --> 142:18.380] my God. You look like a tambourine. You ain't never been in the spot. Tambourine came on. Now you just mappin'
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[142:18.380 --> 142:26.600] the word. Yes you have. Shout out to them, it came on. But I wasn't, and they do it deep. I'ma tell you, yo. They feel it big like they
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[142:26.600 --> 142:34.840] were not. When I went to the show over the summer and she performed that, it did it. Tambourine is 1 of those. It did it. Remember I came in here and was like, yo, oh shit, I owe Ethan apology,
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[142:34.840 --> 142:43.440] I forgot. But that 1, no. No, Tambourine specifically. No, Tambourine specifically, it definitely turned that spot upside down. You started two-stepping? No. My
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[142:43.440 --> 142:51.500] shit, Dona Summers. I did not. I was just like, oh shit. Shaking his hips. I was like, oh shit. I'm looking around like, I did this shit. What? I will survive. I will survive, Dona Summers, man. You
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[142:51.500 --> 142:59.940] be walking mark right to the door This is what I'm saying like you gotta be fucking You leading mark to the joke
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[143:04.340 --> 143:12.740] Yo, that's Gloria Gaynor. Oh, Gloria Gaynor, my bad. I know her. I know her. He's a survivor. He's this. Oh, see. You just can't help it, right?
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[143:12.740 --> 143:21.600] A couple different voices. You don't have to do it. Just because it's dead, you don't have to do it. I'm floating in the fruit, Mark. Come on, you better than that. 26,
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[143:21.600 --> 143:29.940] you gotta be better than that. That's the best fruit if you're hungry. Nice and ripe. That's right there, right? Soft, juicy.
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[143:32.520 --> 143:40.600] That's a peach. I like peaches too. No more of mine. $50 is a jar. $50 every time I make a joke like that. OK.
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[143:40.600 --> 143:48.920] Sometimes you might come in looking for them. When it comes to those type of jokes, I'm with you. How about you? I'm with that. I'm with anybody. What's the joke? So I don't make it. I don't make them anywhere. Like
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[143:49.620 --> 143:57.720] when you talk about, oh, look, it's all fruit and stuff. I could have made a Michael Jackson joke there, but I didn't because you got a bet. That's a 2025 there. That's a
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[143:57.720 --> 144:06.160] 2025. New me. 2026, we can't make those type of jokes. What happens if you just had a good month and had a couple extra dollars to spend? Oh. 0, he's going to throw a cigarette.
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[144:06.240 --> 144:14.280] I already think I'm going to have 100 dollars to spend on a taboo. I'm already like, I got 2 of them. I got 2 of them. I ain't lost that, right? Let me cash you out. Right.
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[144:14.580 --> 144:22.860] This is the whole list. But you got to do the same thing he did with the Dr. York jokes. Yes. Facts. I only made it 1 time. Fine, but you gotta do it. Fine, but you, I'm with you on that. All right, that's good. OK.
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[144:22.860 --> 144:30.880] Or just cult jokes in general. Let's shake on that. Yeah. Oh yeah, because y'all was in opposite cults. The opposite opposite cults. For the record, that shit ought to
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[144:30.880 --> 144:38.900] apply to us. We're going to get these jokes off. Let's see. I came on me from California. Oh, man. Guys, with this on us. I didn't like this song 1 of
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[144:38.900 --> 144:47.900] y'all. You didn't? Didn't? I like the sentiments of it. I didn't like Justin Bieber being the 1 to say that.
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[144:49.300 --> 144:57.440] Because what was the acronym? Peaches. Peaches. Peaches. Fat ass. Georgia. Georgia peach. Georgia peach.
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[144:57.440 --> 145:07.080] Georgia peach. No acronym. You can't say that if you're dating, what's her name? Yeah, the skinny girl. He ain't had no peaches. That's
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[145:07.080 --> 145:15.560] true. Baldwin. Not a bad point. That's true, he could have still had some peaches. Same with these alamays, dating 1 of them gender girls. Kylie.
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[145:15.580 --> 145:23.600] Yeah. Kylie? Yeah. She look good, they look good together. They don't play, bro. All right, we'll hold you. I know they've been together
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[145:23.600 --> 145:31.860] like 3 years. I bet Yeah, yep No, 3 years next Leo They'd be going in they who about
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[145:31.860 --> 145:39.980] to pop off. Oh, they got a group chat. No when my mother gets on they pop off nigga Kim Kim dated
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[145:39.980 --> 145:48.140] Pete Davidson for 6 days and that nigga had 47 commercials on TV like she'll they'll play You can be a part of this
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[145:48.140 --> 145:56.500] family. We gonna get right Yeah Some of them niggas won't stay left. It's a graveyard city we never heard from. Pete
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[145:56.500 --> 146:04.660] Davidson. What's my man that was on the Nets? Chris Humphries. Chris Humphries. Yeah, but that was early Kim. That
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[146:04.660 --> 146:12.960] wasn't Kim Kim. I mean, she was still Kim. She wasn't Kim Kim though. Yeah, but her mom was still her mom. Same machine. Nah, but they ain't rolling
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[146:12.960 --> 146:21.060] yet. They ain't had all the cogs. That was the practice. Yeah, they was just building the machine. Who's the dude producing that? Who's the
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[146:21.060 --> 146:29.160] dude that always hosts the New Year's Eve shit? Ryan Seacrest. Ryan Seacrest was producing that shit. He still is. He still is. I think
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[146:29.160 --> 146:37.280] they moved. They moved from the East. Yeah. You don't mean he's not still part of the team? I don't know. Let me see. Ryan Seacrest is part of the squad, bro. That's a
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[146:37.280 --> 146:45.740] new show Ryan Seacrest has 1 somewhere He's he's down. Okay. Yeah, my new year's right. No,
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[146:45.740 --> 146:53.760] no The new Kardashian What's about the new show that they have? It's on Hulu. It's on Hulu. Ryan Seacrest is going to have
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[146:53.760 --> 147:01.860] all the shows. Always. They might have left E! So they don't no longer have to... The Hulu follow-up series The Kardashian
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[147:02.040 --> 147:10.120] credits Ryan Seacrest as an executive producer alongside Chris, Kim, Courtney, Chloe, Kendall and Kylie. But recent reporting indicates he has very
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[147:10.120 --> 147:18.140] little active involvement in his day-to-day production or creative direction. I don't give a fuck. I mean, I got peace. It's a check coming to my mailbox. I mean, I
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[147:18.140 --> 147:26.320] got peace, my nigga. Yo, that's all a matter of fact. I didn't even know that show was on. Oh shit, show on? Oh, that shit on, nigga. Yeah, I thought my heel. Yeah. Oh yeah, I want
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[147:26.320 --> 147:35.000] my money. 7 seasons, they on. Man. I would kill for 1 of them. Nigga, All of them are pushing a B. Kim
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[147:35.000 --> 147:43.100] over a B, the rest of them are close to ABI think Kylie's over a B. Kylie's over ABI think so, that cosmetic shit. That was what
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[147:43.100 --> 147:51.880] reported. She sold 49% of it. I mean, yeah. Estimated around 670 according to AI. OK.
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[147:51.980 --> 148:00.100] Pushing a B. Pushing a B, yeah. But she was at a B before. Kim is over a B. Yeah, that
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[148:00.100 --> 148:08.140] skim shit been out How long? I don't know. Been a few years. You liked it. It's been a few years. It's only been 3. Since I've been, I know, I'm just asking. I don't know if you remember.
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[148:08.140 --> 148:17.080] Skims was out during the pandemic. Yeah, nigga, that shit devaluated. It didn't get popular into the- The valuation for skims is $5 billion, bro. So
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[148:17.080 --> 148:26.080] that's what put her- Fam, Skims name is on the court. Court. NBA. NBA. Let's just. They said she worth 2.2. Based
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[148:26.080 --> 148:34.420] on the Skims evaluation and all other shit. And to bring our other conversation. That's why we say hey Forbes. All right. Let them know. Yeah. I know. Let
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[148:34.420 --> 148:42.620] them know. Would you do that? Think about it, everybody, if you were worth 2000000000, you would be in Forbes? No. No, I don't think I
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[148:42.620 --> 148:50.640] would want to, bro. It depends, it depends. Who? Again, sometimes you put your name in and knows common. And was it to gather the
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[148:50.640 --> 148:59.320] business or maybe? I mean you could do it without that but it's still it's also just the so you're putting yourself as You ish on this couch today ish All
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[148:59.320 --> 149:07.880] of a sudden has 2000000000 dollars and putting it into Forbes, but the people that are in Forbes, they ain't in nowhere where that 2000000000 dollars is in danger of being. No,
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[149:07.880 --> 149:15.900] no, no. I'm talking about, let's say I'm, I'm 49. Let's say I'm 55. I'm 60 and I'm worth 1000000000 dollars. I don't know
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[149:15.900 --> 149:23.900] if I would want it to be cause you don't have to do that. Of course. And you gotta pay them. So I don't know if I would want it to be, because you don't have to do that. And you gotta pay them. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know. They want to do that. Yeah, I don't know if
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[149:23.900 --> 149:32.140] I would wanna do that. There's clearly some sort of- This is a bunch of billionaires that are not in Forbes. Well, it gotta be, there has to be to some benefit of the billionaire that chooses to do so. Maybe, maybe not.
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[149:32.140 --> 149:40.260] Some of them just might want to wag their dick. When Forbes does that. That's a benefit to them. When Forbes does that, do you have to open up the books in a certain way to them to verify? Yes,
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[149:40.260 --> 149:48.260] I think so. You gotta show them something. Because I think they, when Kanye said it initially, then they snatched it back, and then he went and showed them something, whatever he showed
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[149:48.260 --> 149:56.380] them to say, stop playing me. You get what I'm saying? So I remember seeing Don Peebles, he a
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[149:56.380 --> 150:04.540] black real estate developer from New York. He's like him, him, him. And he was saying like he was in Forbes 30 years ago. Like
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[150:04.540 --> 150:12.620] as a black, you know what I'm saying? Dude like on the billionaire, he said that shit is, I don't wanna do that shit no more. Like when
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[150:12.620 --> 150:20.780] Ho said it, you know, I'm in Forbes but I'm not with the entertainers. I'm not in the artist section. You know what I'm saying? So even that the benefit is I'm in these conversations
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[150:20.960 --> 150:30.200] to show you I'm over here with Rupert Murdoch and them they got my name listed with that's my tightness. I don't even want my kids know I'm worth that point. They're
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[150:30.200 --> 150:38.260] not gonna know. I'll keep all that shit. But there's probably a lot of benefits to that shit where maybe you wanna diversify your investments and shit like that and you don't wanna run around being like, yo,
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[150:38.260 --> 150:46.580] I'm trying to invest in shit. See, but I think once you in the room, you in the room. Like I think that you don't need the magazine because my associate,
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[150:46.620 --> 150:54.640] if Corrie worth $8 billion and I just show up to the dinner with Corrie and we piling, oh this is my man Antoine, he does da da
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[150:54.640 --> 151:02.900] da da da da da da da da da da da da da, like then niggas gonna Google you, check you, you give them a business card. Corrie, I'll work them off, that much you gonna buy Antoine? You not gonna go buy Isch? He's
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[151:02.900 --> 151:11.040] the first nigga that's never gonna go buy Ish again. No, it depends on where I am. Never gonna buy Ish again. The second he make that money, the second at it, it depends on where I am. And he gonna put
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[151:11.040 --> 151:19.340] it in right there. I'm sorry, you said it, you just indirectly said it. He gonna put it in Don Diva. It depends on where I am. You were still walking in certain rooms. Would you want that to be kept
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[151:19.340 --> 151:27.540] out of Don Diva? Feds Magazine. I don't know if he's been in Don Diva
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[151:27.540 --> 151:35.960] before. Would you want us to keep it out of there? This guy's a fucking idiot. He said nigga was in Don Diva. The money shit gonna be on. What's the name of K-Slay? Straight Stuntin'.
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[151:36.180 --> 151:44.280] Straight Stuntin'. That's right nigga. Straight Stuntin'. Straight Stuntin'. Rest in peace to Slay. Rest in peace to Slay. Special Stinkin' Suck. Straight Stuntin'. This
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[151:44.280 --> 151:52.400] nigga Mark made a Clarissa Shield segue on the main. The main, parts of the main is coming back to me. I think Mark showed his ass today. He did. He got his
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[151:52.400 --> 152:00.480] shit off. Yo, Mark showed his ass on that main. Oh my God. I miss y'all, man. Yeah, that would be like that. I got out
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[152:00.480 --> 152:08.800] of there early too, it didn't stop him. It didn't stop, I was like, yo, homie, friend of mine, I'm out. He's like, yeah, but
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[152:08.800 --> 152:16.860] listen up. You don't start. No, no, no, that's not what he did. What he did was, all right, cool, let me be nice in the
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[152:16.860 --> 152:24.880] beginning. Start open up the door for the bullshit. And he's like no you
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[152:24.880 --> 152:33.000] know she's great, no bright fighter, great future. He's doing all that bullshit. I love her. Yeah you're doing too much. Niggas love everybody. Niggas
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[152:33.000 --> 152:44.600] don't love. This nigga crazy. Nothing but love in the room. Nothing but love. Love wins. Feel it in the air. This guy's insane. Damn
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[152:44.600 --> 152:52.860] you good? You all right? Damn, what up? You see something? Let me see. Is that the Zempig vision? That's it? Good. Say Gayle King want to talk to the God
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[152:54.020 --> 153:04.320] Gail King It's fire. Oh my girl. She get people Tell her it's a no Tell her it's a no. Hahahaha
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[153:05.280 --> 153:13.620] Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha I'm busy. Yo you gotta be
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[153:13.620 --> 153:22.540] the star of your own story. You can be home and turn down anything you want to turn down. Tell
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[153:22.540 --> 153:30.660] her it's undone. Tell her it's undone. Barbara, you talk to Gale? Yeah. You probably already talked to Gale.
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[153:31.100 --> 153:39.440] Yeah, I know Gale. She's my homegirl. She's the piece of music. We used to talk every day. He know everybody. Donnie McClurk. I got stuck on a flight from South Africa end up sitting next to her and it was great
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[153:42.300 --> 153:50.460] Sit next to Leon from Bob heart beats. Yeah, he just everybody in life up next to somebody. He's stupid. Yeah. You live in a good
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[153:50.460 --> 153:58.520] life. Yeah, I'm blessed, man. We all are. That was hate. You can't say that. Drenched in hate. I was hate. You live in a
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[153:58.520 --> 154:06.680] good life. That just sounds like hate. That's a great life. That's like must be nice. It is. No, that's not must be nice. You living a good life. You just came back from the
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[154:06.760 --> 154:15.760] prime minister just wanted him out there. He went to prime minister carnival. He had a special invite. Yeah, that's fire. It's
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[154:15.760 --> 154:24.120] your life. Every year I say a carnival is in my future, but I don't ever go for some reason. Why you think? Why you think you
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[154:25.000 --> 154:33.340] don't go? Probably because if I go to 1, she'll want to go to 1. Yeah. Me and Freeze ain't letting that shit happen. You shouldn't be such a fucking thick ass down. Keep going.
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[154:33.340 --> 154:41.400] Watch how you go together. Going up. Go as a couple. Like a double date trip. Look
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[154:41.400 --> 154:49.740] at your stupid face. I'm going to Carnival. He said that every year. Sayaka, all go together. All 6 of you. That's the 1. There you go. My wife going,
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[154:49.740 --> 154:57.960] I'm going with my family. All 6 of you. I'm too overprotective for that. Me too, but that's fine. What's the overprotective part? What do you mean?
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[154:57.960 --> 155:05.960] What do you protect? Like what do you feel like you have to protect? Her. From what? From what? What was she? Danger. Okay.
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[155:06.180 --> 155:14.620] What sort? You've been so long. What sort? So what else you got? I'm just saying, I'm just trying to figure out what you got. What do you consider danger? What
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[155:14.620 --> 155:30.180] do I consider danger? What do we consider danger? Who's we? As a couple. Dicks. What do you consider danger? Dicks. They
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[155:30.180 --> 155:38.640] think they're dangerous as hell. They mad dangerous. That's funny. Nah, you know what it
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[155:38.800 --> 155:47.960] is? They get over there, get that chance, the rapper, and they get a chance to say good-bye. And
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[155:47.960 --> 156:02.020] that's before you drop that fire out. So you think they did try to have fun to that. He
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[156:02.020 --> 156:10.280] had a blast. He had a blast. They tore him up and then he wasn't even married no more. Yeah. That's true.
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[156:10.460 --> 156:18.520] Yeah, I think he was still married at that time. He was. That was part of why they tore him up. Damn, man. I should have asked him about
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[156:18.520 --> 156:26.720] that when he came up here I forgot all about that. Oh, you shouldn't have definitely Definitely should have he's single now you got him now. He went over there and
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[156:26.720 --> 156:34.900] shook a tail feather. I remember Okay, I'm done. That was fun. Good times,
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[156:34.900 --> 156:43.100] man. That was funny, man. When you do that, Mark. It make you. Make my finger pop. I thought you was wrapping it up when you said. I was.
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[156:43.100 --> 156:51.660] Oh yeah, I was cosigning. Yeah, but the cosign make me go look for more shit. What's the time, where we at on time? 2.36. Oh,
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[156:51.660 --> 157:00.460] we got another 24, come on. We got another 24. Look at more times. Look at more times. I ain't ever seen that. Shit. I'm
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[157:00.460 --> 157:08.560] fucking with you. You got anything for us? Nah, you know, I think... Oh, you want your phone? Come on, stop it, man. I think
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[157:08.560 --> 157:16.580] everything got covered today. I think everything good. Let me see your phone case. It's regular. Let me see the back. It won't clean
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[157:16.580 --> 157:25.380] up, motherfucker, boy. You can tell niggas are bitches. Look. Hey, girl, put your finger print on here. Don't come here. Pass it, pass it. Pass it. You see his phone? God
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[157:25.780 --> 157:45.200] damn, Imani, yo. Damn, son. You got some stains on that phone. Y'all touching someone else's phone? Oh my god and
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[157:45.200 --> 157:53.300] read the phone? All right, then, there's a duty 1 on your phone. I did, right? Yeah. Little fecal. I'm usually good at giving it a nice little
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[157:53.300 --> 158:01.740] weekend change. What was the last time you gave it a nice little? It's been a week and change. So it's bad duty to come on that phone right now. It's a week and change. It is mad dry to come on that phone.
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[158:01.900 --> 158:09.980] Nah, I don't come near the phone. Fine, man. Yo, Patronis. Yo, it's been real, man. What a day, man. What a day.
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[158:10.180 --> 158:18.220] Hopefully you learned something from this very informative broadcast. You love y'all, wash your phones. Hopefully we didn't. Listen, hopefully we didn't give you too
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[158:18.220 --> 158:26.500] many takes today. No, you just gotta next time put all the names in a hat, shake them up. Yo, yo, yo. Hey yo, next taboo on my body, Ish. You heard Ish? No
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[158:26.500 --> 158:34.640] doubt, no doubt. Now we switch teams next time. Do y'all wanna play taboo at some point again? Nah, we switch teams. Same team, I'ma be here early. Watch your fucking mouth, stop trying to play me. We should put our hands, everybody name
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[158:34.640 --> 158:42.640] in the hat. In the hat, shape it. And everybody in. Fuck that, we on the same team, nigga. We go like who? Let's pass, Margie, let somebody go captain, that's all. Nah. Me and Flip will go captain.
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[158:42.640 --> 158:50.700] I'm gonna be the captain, exactly. Yo, Mark. I pick Issa Imani, nigga. Mark and Flip cannot be captains. Yes, we are. We go captain, that's it. See, they don't
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[158:50.700 --> 158:58.940] fuck with you. I got this. Thank you. Fuck out of here. Thank you. Nobody give a fuck. I didn't have no time. That started before me.
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[158:58.940 --> 159:07.020] I got a grasp of the game. Now I'm on it. Now you get it. Yo, go, go, go, go. You're talking to me, nigga. Yo, yo, I'm just, yo, are you? I was
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[159:07.020 --> 159:15.220] saying goodbye. That nigga tried to blow the kiss. Make conversation. Kiss the baby. Oh, my bad, go ahead. Take us out of here, Flip. And
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[159:15.220 --> 159:23.360] fans be sending me that shit when I be, when I be, sweet as a, when I be, sweet as a, send me that shit you do, stop. Peace, y'all. Queens. Yo.
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[159:23.800 --> 159:31.880] Yo. Sorry. The price went up. On the page, right? No, you didn't. Oh, man. Good luck. Good luck.