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0:00 The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I Repeat it 0:08 is not serious. It is not real. No 1 is exposing revealing indicting Or telling you 0:16 anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your 0:24 best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. He ain't get the, he have the turtle head. Yo, happy top of the fucking week. 0:33 Happy Monday. Salute, salute, happy Monday. Peace, love, prayers to those who need it. It's your favorite gang here to do 0:41 what you know. Come on, you can come in. No, I won't come in. No, no, come on, this is ghetto. This is ghetto. I ain't gonna lie, that's that turtle headwarp. That's it. That's it, I told you. It's 0:49 right there. I'm not allowed to say doo-doo because I have ovaries. I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, he told her she can't say doo-doo. I think you can say doo-doo. Thank 0:57 you. You're welcome. He doesn't You turned off by a lot. Certain things turn off. Yeah, I don't want to see no pretty Werman talking about my dookie and my doodoo. I never 1:05 talked about anything related to me. I was talking about Mark's dookie, but whatever. Because I was in the bathroom 45 minutes ago, and Joe sent me the eyeballs, 1:13 like, hurry up, back to set. And I was just saying, now that we're starting, I could've wiped. But that's what caused the confusion on the set. At least you're not on the white couch. 1:23 But he was. That's true. Yeah. But I sent you the eyes 20 minutes ago, you hit me back and said, yo, I gotta wipe. Which 1:32 I was the little law, because my man, so I don't care. So then you wiped, right? No, he didn't wipe. I decided to be professional. Now he know 1:41 how you get, so he just hurried back. I hurried back and said, it's a nice chair. He wiped, he told me he was wiping. He wiped, he came back. I go outside, I come back, Mark 1:49 is gone again. There's no way I think he went to the bathroom. So I say every time I'm about to start, Mark is gone. And y'all say he went to wipe. I said that's 1:57 a lie. I had a pee pee before I do this. You did a number 3? Go number 3. I'm gonna get enough 2:05 time to get all the brown out though. This is the queen, the couple of swipes in there. Exactly. He might have left a little brown there. Yeah, he didn't get a clean bottle. Let's get marked. 2:14 He didn't get clean tissue. A Little brown smile. That's it. That's it. All right, all right. What? I never heard that before in my 2:22 life. No, that's supposed to come in the kitchen. Yo, it's the way he said it. He said it like a grandpa. Little brown smile. Look now, bro. But if he'd have just sat down the first time 2:30 and potted, it would have dried up. That's true. Ew, bro. This shit get in here. What nobody here? I ran up and ran back in there and shit and it was 2:38 cooking, making plating food and shit, eating shrimp. It would've dried up. Itchy ass butt. Now you ain't gonna see no itchies in it, doing this, why you trying to pot that asshole itchy? Itchy ass butt. That's 2:47 why I sat in his seat until I felt comfortable. Whatever. He can't be smart with an itchy butt. Can't do both. It's hard. Like pick a struggle smart nigga. Were there 2:55 wipes in there? No, but I found, oh my God. I was able to facilitate this. You got Wet the tissue. He's got a sink. Oh my multiple bathrooms worked 3:03 out. He's hot to the sink and sterile Runaway if 3:12 it ain't no wipes you ain't gonna do it. No, you're gonna do it nice use the you don't judge why you do it. Would you use the shower? No, no, you don't know once 3:20 you know once you use the bathroom and you don't see it in the wipes, bro You'd be feeling like oh, yes rough. It could get rough. You mess with her Oh, 3:28 yo, I Mean, what do you what y'all do? You lost me? You can make a wipe fellas with the tissue when house if 3:36 you don't have wet wipes, we got a problem. Yeah. You still going, though? Oh, for sure. I ain't going to eat. Oh, you already know that. Watch your foot. Oh, shit. He 3:44 is going to eat. Hey! Six-seven. Six-seven. He's going to eat, yo, from the back, too. I was going to be, six-seven. 3:53 I think Imani's the first 1 that said six-seven on this podcast. I was just about to ask him to explain to me. I don't know what it means. Nobody does. No 1 knows. I 4:02 just love seeing the kids do it. I know, the kids hear that shit, it's up. It's a song? It's a meme. It's a phrase. It's everything. And anytime they hear, you can just count. 12345, 4:11 you say 6, 7, watch them. Trust me, that shit, Activate them. It's like some hidden code in there. Just activate some shit, all right? Yeah. 4:19 Like, you could do it like this. Like, how many cast members are here today? 6, 7. As soon as you hear the 2 numbers, 6 and 7, yeah, you do 4:27 this. Maybe I need to see the meme where this originates from. I'm gonna show you right now. I don't know nobody. Cause sometimes I'm getting it from the other old niggas in the 4:35 room. No, I'm telling you though, there is no. It don't tell. I asked my nephew, what does it mean? You can't. He don't know. There is no meaning to it. Yeah, I've asked the youngs and they don't have answers. 4:44 It's very not clear. It's not. Then why is it so funny? It's just their reaction to it is what people laugh at. 6, 7. Say 4:55 it around somebody under like 12. Just count. As soon as you say 6 and 7 back to back watch him Nah, 5:04 he'd be tight when they get a phone it not just when they be in their phone When they sit 5:12 next to me and I was gonna show him Skrilla in him. That's what it starts from sacrificing a duck. 5:21 I mean a chicken a dove Draining blood from a dog cuz that's where the kids get it from. Ashae. 5:29 Oh yo, she fucked me up, I ain't gonna lie. I'm keeping it real. That's where it come from. That's where it come from. Skrilla made a song called Six-Seven. Skrilla also, 5:38 what's that called? Smart 1. Where they say Asheh. What's up? And they drain the blood from the animals. Oh, Like 5:46 a voodoo or something like that. Yeah something like that but ours the nigga 1 from Africa. Like the you're talking about the EFA system but they call it Yoruba 5:54 but it's EFA system. Yes the rapper from Philadelphia named Skrilla who practices EFA came along And he was rapping 6:02 for a while, he a homie of mine, he was rapping for a while, he switched his style up and started putting that in his stuff, like when he practiced, took the fuck off, he also would 6:10 put a lot of like Kiziton, and what goes on in Kiziton, y'all know about Kiziton, right? That plus that is what got a lot of views 6 6:18 7 came out all the kids is on it So that's what your kids are into so typically. Yeah, we Should you know 6:26 what I'm gonna go ask the kids in my life They don't know where it came from other kids don't know where it came from. Don't worry, I'll get to the bottom of it. Good luck. That's an 8 year old, 6:34 that'll get to the bottom of it. Fam, it was a basketball game, and they was watching the score for the nigga that hit the basket, so the scoreboard said 6 7. And 6:42 the second it did, all you saw was the guy from the team that was doing this. Like high 5, and like, we did it, we did it. I'm telling you some weird shit bro 6:54 congrats that shit worked for him yeah I missed Mr. Good Trends. Like Plankin, right? That 7:02 made a lot of sense. Plankin. The... Cinnamon Challenge? Cinnamon Challenge. Dumpin' a bucket of ice water. Ice bucket challenge. I did that 1. 7:10 I did that 1. Rollin' on them crates, breakin' they legs. What was the silhouette challenge? I did every 1 of them motherfuckers except the silhouette and the career challenge. You can do the silhouette shit now though. 7:19 Hey. All right, so what you said? All right, so what you said? All right, so what you said? Niggas tell you what, you're body T, body T nigga. 7:28 You're Wendy the Pooh outfit on. There you go. Yo, what room am I in? Oh shit. No, he fucking deserves that. Y'all need 7:36 to disconnect some of the wifi. The way he's been going around his little ass waist, he deserves that. Body teeth. This is some more young people shit. Every time 7:44 he walk past us today, he's like, oh, excuse me with all this fucking room. I'm surprised you didn't do that shit. Walk up to the nigga and clock it. He 7:52 was doing that before. You surprised. Not my bad. You mean? For all the listeners? It's not true. I'm coming straight 8:00 over here, because Ice is trying to get me back. You've been coming straight over here with your paws. I wouldn't say straight over there. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yo, 8:09 hold on. You can't laugh because you're another. Oh yeah, you're right. I don't appreciate those jokes. That's right, there you go, There you go. Can I say something to the listeners? Hello, 8:18 listeners. It's me, your favorite, don't call me white girl, and I need to let you know that Joe Button's waist is a bit tinier. He had 8:26 a piece of lettuce for lunch. Hey, you know what that mean? You know what's bigger. Technically, he got a third of 8:34 dick back. Allegedly, Ish claimed that you get a third a piece of your peeing back when you lose 50 pounds this nigga When 8:45 you was slattin', right? He saw, he saw. He didn't see it when you was slattin'. He remember. He remember. Nothing without these niggas. Fuck it! He was there. Bounce for me, big dog. 8:53 Tell him I was holdin'. Yo, phonein' a friend. Yo, bro. Bro, I'm phonein' a friend. Where's Pro Shorty? How you phone a friend? 9:01 Yo. For a nigga to vouch for your dick? Shorty was quiet like a church around. See? See? See? See? Talk about this to me. Look. 9:11 No noise. Thought she was me. Y'all just too kinky. What the fuck went on in that mansion back then? 9:19 No, that wasn't the mansion shit. That was some other shit. They was in apartments. They was in a travelodge doing that. Yeah, there was a red roof in it. Long before a mansion 9:27 was involved. Oh, okay. That was fucking in studio apartments. What's that shit on the 1 and 9 again? This shit the blue side, the blue and white side? A 9:35 conal. You talking about the, yeah, that. A conalodge. Travelodge. So y'all party girls 9:43 together. I've never done nothing like that with nobody. No, they have. That's like it's his turn and you know Yeah, I've never done that like that with nobody. 9:52 No We would be in the club I would be having man motion At 10:05 the end of the night me and the motion would be leaving. Ish would be by himself. And horny and lusty. Green eyes. 10:14 Is that all for you? Nah, nigga, What's your name? Come on you can come every time Yeah, 10:36 got it Just sit there and when she done, she come over there. So when you was done, would you tap them in? Yeah, like how that work? You done and then when you would be done, 10:44 would you say, come on? It's not 1 girl. Oh, okay. So would you like even be the man? So y'all was never into that. Did y'all switch them? If we just 10:52 discuss some war stories, I was never, ever, ever, ever, ever into that. I'm so curious about the party and thing, because I think it's strange. I'm not into that. I feel like when you party women, It's too 11:00 easy for your swords to cross. You keep saying party. Are you talking about jumping? Yeah. Really, we say party. You party. Yeah, like if you were another dude, 11:08 basically, y'all hitting at the same time. At the same time. Can we say a different word than party? Because everybody used to use that word. DP. 1 in the front, 1 in the back. That's not DP. I was on 11:17 DP my bad. I mean, just. You don't remember those guys went viral? 1 was in the front, 1 was in the back. I didn't see that video. And then when his dick slid out, he 11:25 grabbed it for him and put it back in for him. No, you need more of my mouth. That's my man. More top to bottom. I got you. He's working it out. I 11:33 got you. She took it further? She took it further. No, she took it somewhere else. Leave it to me, nigga. Yo, nah, I'm cool. 11:41 Yeah, I'm good on that. I'm good. If we jumping somebody and you do that, I hope my gun is on me. No, we jump in somebody, you do that? Nigga, we jump in 11:49 somebody. So y'all have jump bitches there? So y'all have done it? No, I haven't. Nobody here. No, I've never done it. I've never done it. Jump sounds so violent. 11:58 I know you have, bitch. Come on. I've switched. I've been in rooms where other people have. But I haven't been like me and 1 person. But 12:06 what would make 2 men? That nigga is such filth. Yo, even his vernacular. You heard how that 12:14 word came up. I have switched. Nobody has switched? You are honest nigga. They're lying. They're 12:23 lying, babe. Yo, so you a second? I believe you, Emanie. We do too. We're sure of it. Was 12:31 you second on the switch? See what you missed? Like your man beat it down and then. No, that's not what the switch means. Hold on, hold on, let's do it. Let's do it. I'm trying to tell you. Yeah, everybody let him walk us through it. You've never 12:39 been in a room with someone else and their partner and then y'all switched partners? Yes. Wait till I transition. That's what I'm saying. Okay, but 12:47 she said, she said. 4 people. So you're saying 4 people and y'all just swapping off. 4 more. That's what I'm saying. Bro, when I start wearing straight backs, she said 2 in 1. We could do that. Hold 12:55 on, hold on. Who, who? When I start wearing straight backs, we can switch on a bitch, nigga. Nigga, boy. With straight backs. 13:03 All right. How clear have you set it up? What I'm saying is, you enter a room. Yo. You. I 13:11 think that was the right term. You enter a room with multiple people. You have partner people. Someone might come with their girl. Another person come with their girl. There's an orgy you 13:19 talking about. Swinger party is what you're talking about. You switch partners. You're talking about swinging. You have to take that tone of voice off like 13:36 You've been to swinger parties you've been to sex clubs I've been to swinger clubs cool So you understand the concept of how that goes whether you partook and swap it out 13:45 You've in your past have done some things. Yeah, but I've never swung. I've never swung. You've switched? I've never switched. Or 13:55 swung. You've never done, but you are very aware of what happens. I know what a swing up party is. I'm not shaming you for it, by the way. Yeah, yeah. I'm not shaming you. Cause 14:04 I'm like, look at Mona. Could be a good time in the right circumstances. I'm like, I don't know. Ask me. Mona. Look at her. She 14:12 was over there like, ask me. She called the exes. Yeah, but when she was talking about she said I'm talking 14:20 about back in the day just like you mean baby gangbang. No, yeah, that's what she was talking about. Y'all like talking about grown up shit. I've done 14:28 1 person in the room and the next person go in. Everything that we speak of green eyes and handsome I 14:40 can see the leave. I don't know y'all like that back to see your face because y'all ain't nobody here never Pardon me ain't nobody had never jump a chick before no, I've 14:48 never done his party Right you say like yeah, which all call party is this can you know explain what? Party and it's the same thing. Oh, 14:56 I feel towers before if that's what you're describing That's 15:09 a jump I don't know what that is. What is Eiffel Tower? What the fuck is Eiffel Tower? He bringing in his own white words. 1 on this end, 1 on this end. This is a black space. You're to use our stuff. That's a jump. Yeah, okay. You want to high 5? Not literally. Oh, okay. I was like, we're gonna get good. Wait a minute. Yo, y'all niggas is, oh. No, niggas is. That's a jump, Parv. 15:17 That's a jump. Or a party to them. Wait a minute. I've never done anything like that. Wait a minute. I had 5 people before. Excuse me. But there was no. Can 15:27 we please get this shit together? Jump in, party in, Eiffel towers are all the same thing. Which is you and your buddy with the bitch you broke on 15:35 from the bar Put that like the source. Thank you. Okay Tower was like some cocoa Cocozoid shit, I never heard about 15:44 Jump party. It's all the same thing. Okay That's number 1 number 2. Yes, I do agree with the 2 light skins people aren't 15:52 being honest it's not necessarily true either partying is not it's not the same what they were describing that's jumping it's not so what's not the 16:00 same I'm the 1 that brought partying in here. And that's why I say you need to change the word. That's a Philly slang. That's why I say to me, yo we partied at me, me and my homie took somebody home and we both got busy at the same 16:08 time. That's what it means to be fluffy, meaning. Which is what we would call a jump. A jumpin'. A jumpin'. Jumpin' party at the same time. And I ain't do nothin' to that. But a jump means more than that. Oh, okay. What's a jump mean? A jump 16:17 could be just 2 people taking turns on that girl. Yes, and that's why I said The 16:27 same thing you're fucking the same time or take turns tagging in and tagging out on some WrestleMatch shit. You know what I mean? I've 16:35 never done any of that. It's WWF. Can we just be very clear? And we said still no one's done any of those things except for- Hold on, hold on. Y'all are all sluts compared to me because I've never done any of this stuff. Can we be very 16:43 clear that if someone said to me, have you partied, right? I would not say yes. And let me tell you why, because I am not going ahead 16:51 and doing the Eiffel Tower. I'm not doing that. Oh, I thought you said you did do that. No. The Eiffel Tower just means you're all at the same time. I'm not doing that. So you're not doing it at the same time? No. 16:59 Now we can be insecure. Oh, shit. He beat it up a little bit. Yo, damn, you killing it, baby. I think it's a little, 17:08 You're conditioning, stamina. I think it's a little gay. You be done already, he's still going. I think it's a little gay. You be done already, he's still going. I think it's a little gay. I think it's up to what you like. I've had a man tell me that every woman has 17:16 a fantasy of 2 men at once. That's cool. A lot of women have that fantasy. Women tell me that. Fuck no, you know what that makes me think? It rhymes with grapes. All 17:26 right, this took a turn. Yeah, it did. Me, me, the idea of 2 niggas in a room with me now, wait a minute. You know what? I just thought 17:34 about something. I just thought now, if we all having fun, now y'all 2 kiss. Now we doing that. See 17:42 what I'm saying? See? See that's what happens when you start. See? Who got the money? I'm good. I'm good. Let me see y'all kiss. Now let's all kiss. Now 17:50 there's a new meaning for jump. You can try that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Now y'all 17:58 2 kiss. Y'all trying to stay here or not? I'm trying to come out my pocket so fast. Bro. But E, you sound 18:06 like, and I'm not going to center you on this, I do have shit to talk about. But you sound like you would do the switch shit 18:15 still, like tomorrow. Like we all reminiscing and shit. But if the 2 of them did it. This shit was last 18:23 weekend. If I went to the right sex party with a partner, yeah, I would. They gotta be at a sex party? Yeah, they don't gotta be at no sex party. They can't do the pop-off? They can be at the house party. 18:32 Listen, he embraced me. I have questions. He embraced me. You're talking about a sex party. No, baby. Why are you lying? Embrace me in the 1 single. If I were to put 18:40 in a sex party. Any party can be a sex party, first of all. Sure. If he is dead. Embrace me in the single 1. If he is dead, I bet it's gonna be a sex party. 18:48 That's my personal mini-mini. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Before you can say it, you know what's so funny? If y'all talk enough to the women that you know, not that you date, whatever, if you 18:56 talk enough to the women that you really cool with, a lot of them would tell you that a big fantasy of theirs is to go to these type of parties and experience that with 19:04 their partner. So I know a lot of women that I dated who wanted to just be comfortable with a guy. They ain't find somebody yet? I don't know. Why are you still 19:12 talking about these things? Because we cool. Can I ask you a question? How does this happen at like Thanksgiving? Let's 19:20 say you're at Mark's Thanksgiving. He got his little smart friends around and you see 1 of his little smart friends he went to school with, she keep pushing her glasses up like this, looking 19:29 at you and your bitch. Those be the ones that wanted to. Exactly. I was about to say, You got a smart friend that want to use business. How do you start the conversation when she bring her little smart, market-like husband 19:38 in? I don't have to start it. They start it. There's a couple up at my party that look like they play. You want to switch partners? I can tell. And they like, what's the square root of 3? You know what I mean? How do you get the conversation 19:46 going? It's a hard number to choose. You got the intellectual people fucked up. People do have sex. You got the intellectual people fucked up. They 19:54 don't want to walk around being known as that all day and they freaky as fuck too. They want to be able to be comfortable with somebody. Fuck some smart people 20:02 already. No, some of them want to be known as that. What? Don't be a d-man. A man can be out in the streets, man. Let's not center. 20:12 I got you. There's people Who would like to meet men that they feel they can be comfortable with in that way like I said I went to the sex party with 20:20 my own girl. Hello. We didn't do nothing. That's we look we didn't went there She just wants to be there with you right now. He's thing. That's your thing, right? It's 20:28 not my thing Should you be doing it 20:36 don't do it to me and Bunches. Hey, you know, you told us you traveled across the country for 1 of those. Do that shit to these niggas. We're censoring y'all. I just tried to stay in it. All right, well, let 20:44 me ask you a question, because I'm actually curious. Because, yeah. It's really for you and Joe. Since you 2 are the only 2 people here who have admittedly gone to these places, 20:53 you're famous and you're famous now, right? I'm famous enough that somebody will be like, I saw Mani in the fucking, Petrol E! Mani, rock! How 21:02 do you navigate? Are these parties for people who are, is it like a code of silence? Is it for famous people? How do you navigate that when people know you? 21:10 I think a lot of the people that go there and frequent there really enjoy that space. They want to be held secret just as much as I would want to be held secret. So there's a 21:18 respect of yo, we here, we here, no. And he's lying. Why you think? But which part? The famous part? About all of this poetic 21:27 waxing, poetic shit he's doing right now. That's not true. Later, Imani being famous in the sex club? First 21:36 of all, he was famous in the sex club. All right, we just saying whatever. So many 21:45 People want privacy and so many people really just want to maintain their peace. The sanctity of the space. Nigga, if Imani is famous in the sex club, 21:53 come on. Imani's fucking the sex club. Yeah, like y'all can do this. We ain't got to waste nobody's time. We love you, B. Go ahead. Answer 22:01 him. Go ahead. He had a question. What was the question? I was sort of saying how famous people navigate because y'all kind of, like you go in a spot like that, people gonna know who you are. 22:10 It's certain things I wouldn't do if I were into that. Well, I had a mask on. I told you. Oh, okay. That answers the question. I had a mask on, we all signed paperwork. 22:18 The club I was at was pretty private. We tried to go there on a non-busy, non-busy like, like I'm on the go 22:26 on Saturday night, singing fucking I'm not perfect or some shit. Like He's looking to go when it's lit. Whoop, whoop, in the speech. I 22:35 wasn't, I went in exploration mode. Like me and it was a first date with the person I went with. We 22:44 were both on some, Let's try some creative shit we never did before. Let's go to a sex club and look around. That's a lit ass date. You let him get the creative shit on. That's 22:52 a bullshit. I've been letting you out. That's what happened. That's lit as fuck. First date creative shit to go to sex club, right? That's pretty creative. I'm telling you how it happened. This nigga's be caping for this nigga. No, 23:00 That's not creative. That sound like some creep shit. If I would have said that, then I'm like, yo, Imani, that sound like some creep shit. That sounds like some creep shit to take a girl to a fucking sex club on the first 23:08 date. I mean, it's pretty good to be able to say that. I mean, look at it that way. What I'm saying is through many conversations that we were having on 23:16 probably a nightly basis, it came about when it was finally time to meet, hey, let's do something that neither 1 of us 23:24 have ever done and just make it lit. Like through conversation we had it. It wasn't the creepy nigga that's trying to get, hey, you wanna know what it'd be cool? Let's go to the sex deal. Yeah, it wasn't that. 23:32 She actually championed the idea, absolutely loved it, couldn't wait, was excited. So we were going and looking around and that's what we did and boy did I learn that. And you had a great mental experience. 23:42 I had a great time, period. Right, for a lot of people they go there for the mental. Until homeboy asked me for that cigarette. Was that cold for something? Yeah, he's trying to smoke you. 23:50 Nigga butt ass nigga. No, I'm just saying. I just want the butt. No. That's how the place to ask for that. Is there any truth to the pineapple thing, y'all? I asked you. 23:59 Y'all never heard the pineapple thing? I'm on the first filter here. Again, let's go back to Mark's house on Thanksgiving. Let's say at Mark's house, it was a bunch of 24:07 decorative pineapples. That's supposed to be cold for a weird fuck, y'all. I've heard that. Yeah. The swingers wear the pineapple shirts. I've never heard that. I've 24:15 never heard that. Well, they were swingers. They ain't no pineapples, though. I've never done anything like that. But I feel like if I went to a sex club I would have to like 24:24 rub 1 out aggressively. Wait, you know what I mean before after watching No, 24:32 but That's another fly first date. You supposed to come holla. Wait, wait, hold on. What? Everybody chill. Hold on, hold on 1 second. What'd you just say? 24:40 That's another fly first date. What? Rubbing 1 out together? Rubbing some shit out? Oh, it is. All right. I'm with you. That is a fly first date. That's decent. Get the fuck 24:48 off. I'm dead ass. I've had several. I think that's decent. You've done it before, right? Yes. It's fly, yo. To go to the cinema. Y'all niggas are some creep ass 24:56 niggas at that point. Why? A fly first date? First time hanging out, let's just rub it out together? How you even arrive there? After the 25:04 bar, we don't want to fuck it because we just met, but hey, let's get to making out. And yeah, I mean, ah. Watching some wild shit. I've been in a situation sort of like that 25:12 before, yeah. Now that I think about it, it was like 4 in the morning. Yeah. Can I go home? Sometimes they get hot and steamy and they'll tell you. I wanna go home. You get 25:20 me so fucking hot and steamy. I wish you could play that. No 1 really gets me going. What? I'll just rub it 1 25:28 hell of a, with someone watching. Taking full control. Having total control over a man without even having to touch it, just 25:36 there. I say, word, no 1 can beat me. No way. No. Everything. I said, hey, it's a word. Hey. I 25:44 can, I can help you out? I can sit right here and not touch you and it's a vibe. Yeah, no. 25:57 But see you like, you like to watch. What? You shit me. I always sound up in no work. We 26:06 get a day off of work. Right. In your mind. It is not even something like, I remember at like 21, 22, my cousin would go with her, the 26:14 guy she was dating, they would go to sex clubs all the time. This was something in my head. I couldn't have we start in 1 day Yeah, party. Yeah, it's a great way to start Keep 26:22 your shit on Stretch where anytime I touch down in LA it was a sex club Like If I get back 26:30 to my touring days, I can name cities where anytime you got there, it was whatever with a plethora of whatever. 26:39 Stop it. Let's not be stupid. I know we old and washed now, but stop because I don't want to give the impression that it wasn't like that when it was. 26:47 Listen, y'all, I think everyone should be able to explore whatever sexual things that they want to with 26:55 the comfortable people that they want to do it with. But those jeans, rustic. They're nice. What is the name of that color? I really like them. What is the 27:03 name of that color? Like how do you? They fly. You always think anything's a joke. Because you always on bullshit. It's brown. Yeah. It's brownish. Unfortunately, Joe, 27:11 you don't think you're serious. Ever since he lost that dumb 7 ounces, he think he better than everybody. Look, I'm confident It's a little rusty. I like it. You guys looking around for shit 27:19 to talk about. He's a bully. I got a man to talk about that I didn't notice before. I did the whole main. I ain't see how it's tried to catch it. I didn't see that. This nigga 27:27 losing weight by the minute. I didn't see that. Look. What'd he catch? The studs. I didn't see the red and blue in the Gucci's. Oh, man. He caught it though. Yo. 27:36 He caught it. He did catch it. I ain't see you try to catch it. Slow clap. Oh. Yeah, bro. With the sweatpants on, with the soft 27:44 bottoms. And y'all did dogs. You think I'm trying to catch it? Looking like you straight out of IT You 28:11 do dress when you dress you look like you comfortable. I give you that. He look like he don't wear drones. You know how some people dress and they don't just. You think you're not sure? 28:19 I'll give you that. You look comfortable. You look like you comfortable. You toss it to you, nigga. I don't think I ever seen sweater pants before. That's pretty cool. That nigga got all cashmere sweatpants. If I wear sweater pants, I'm not wearing drawers. With 28:27 the rib bottom. All that cashmere in my balls. All the cashmere is going to be on these balls. Have you all shut your dumb ass up? Quality fabrics. Have you 28:36 all shut your stupid ass up? That nigga just happy that you don't gotta wake up with that band. Yo, 28:45 how long you had them pants? I know that shit feel good. How long you had them pants? A few months. First time 28:53 rocking them? They went on easy breezy, didn't they? You'll have to jump to put them I'm 29:21 about to be right there with you. My stomach is bad. What, you about to what? You about to beat what? Taking this, oh. Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, he did. Yeah, run up the dick conversation. Yeah, 29:31 he had him with the, I'm about to be right there with you. It was wild. Grow up, y'all. No, no. No, please. No, no. But you're not going to do 29:39 the Zimpy. No, but if it gets bad enough, I would- Let's just all work out and eat right. Fuck that. I hear y'all. Let's 29:47 get tummy tucked. Some things are easier said than done. No, like Joe, I got it, right? His case was more extreme than yours. I don't think so. My shit's bad right now. If I take this 29:55 right now and show you my stomach, it's bad. You only got belly, baby. No it is, but in a month You be back at it. All you gotta do is they cut out sugar from 30:07 I know how you feel no sugar for 30 days just something good to go to Stomach everything gonna 30:15 be skinny as a mother listen Been super duper nasty skinny. There's a part of me that 30:23 likes having some of this weight on. Yeah, but just put it in other places. Like when you throw the left, you're gonna feel a little more. Stop playing with my left. In the bitches like you. See, you know what's gonna happen, you're gonna hit somebody 30:31 with the left. I gotta hit somebody with the left. Don't hit somebody with the left though, man. It ain't gonna work out good. They gonna be like. They gonna think 30:39 that nigga's mad. That left. I never swung the left. You might as well just tickle him. No, I'm just telling you that. That's what we're telling you. Yo, dog. That left was out 30:47 of sight, out of mind. Yo. That left was drunk as hell. Take your spot again. I ain't really want to hurt nobody. That's what it was. I can tell. That's what it was. 30:56 Don't use that left. That's like tickling him. Damn. Elmo. Cuda. We got some topics. Yeah. Don't hit nobody 31:04 outside to Flip the Network if that's what you're doing too. I'm going to hit somebody else though. I got a message for some of you niggas too. What's the message? 31:12 Talk to them people. I don't want you out. He mean he don't. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. See. I got it. Look, 31:23 come on. Stop it, boy. I tried to help the name. Yo. This motherfucker mean? He's right there. He was just getting somewhere. When y'all, 31:31 whoever you are, if you see me outside. Yo, this is the most sensitive shit in the world. Yo, 31:40 this is the most sensitive. Come on, you gotta be less sensitive, man. No, I don't. Yes, you do. All right, finish your PSA, go ahead. Yo, 31:48 y'all, if I'm out in the streets. No, I mean here, do it with the bottle in you. Hey, be the swat if I'm outside. Watch, look how he do 31:56 it, it's so menacing. Yo. Look, motherfucker, go right to the camera in a minute. If you see me outside rolling around, by 32:05 myself or with a young lady trying to be low, do me a favor. He rolling out. He rolling out. I 32:13 smell 130 shit. You have niggas talking. That's what you can't get. That's what it is. You can't let niggas get a car, boy. You 32:23 see me rolling? You see me rolling? I ain't better than this. You see the 2 of them? They 32:32 eat 1000000 now. They got the car for 3 minutes. That was so good. You see me rolling? You see 32:41 my man rolling? I don't like that y'all feel that y'all have to go tell this nigga said bitch me rolling my friends or people 32:49 that I'm connected to that y'all see me out with people knowing that I'm not trying to be like seen in that round. Like how do 32:57 they know you're not seen? He's trying not to say I'm me too, see the fuck up so it's like a round and a round merry-go-round All right, do it with the body man. You say 33:05 niggas is right when they see you out. No, no, I'm saying someone Has ratted to Joe. Let me just be specific Let's just 33:14 FaceTime him. They ain't really ratting. Let's just call him. Yeah Niggas ratting on me. I'm ratting back. How is it ratting though? That's like what? 33:22 Oh my God. Niggas you said oh my God? Should we just call a nigga? Should we just call this nigga? Since we know it's a dude? No I'm going in right after this shit. The Delam. Oh God. Oh 33:30 so It's like a spot. The left coming out tonight. When you're finished, can I tell the TikTok stories? The left is dead. Can I tell the TikTok stories? Oh yeah. 33:38 Listen, so. I'm with you. I'm good. Sure? I'm good. You want some backup, seriously? I'm good. Don't worry, guys. They be ignoring. I have, I can't. Well, I 33:47 mean, they be. They be. What they be? Oh, wait, we again? They be ignoring the fuck out of y'all. My bad, Mona. Go ahead, Mona. Mona be like, you guys, hey. Yeah, and 33:55 then, hey. It's only because I got titties. Wait till I transition. You're cute. You're sick. When I walk in this motherfucker with 11 inches of dick, watch how these niggas talk 34:03 to me then. Cause if y'all think he manly aggressive, wait til I grab Joe's skinny ass by his shirt. Mona, what's gonna be your transition name? Maurice. What's 34:12 your haircut gonna be? I'm gonna have a little fade with the curly top, with the little fade in the back. And I'm gonna get color contacts like this. That's 34:20 dope. Let me ask you. You still gonna do that? What? You gonna just go by 11 inches of dick? I'm gonna be a little bit. Yes, why would not? I'm 34:28 starting off big. Anyway, I have a funny story about me and E-Manny on TikTok. So I can tell the story, right? Yeah, you can, yeah. So I'm scrolling through, a 34:37 big supporter of J.B.P. She just, she was frustrated. She was super angry, mostly with E-Manny, a little bit with you, but not 34:45 really, because she, I'ma tell you the whole thing. I got the video, you wanna play it? No. No. Okay. But to sum it up, the fast version, which her frustration was, 34:53 was that she felt like Emi Endy was too tough, like too gangster or whatever. Too sensitive. Too sensitive, but also tough with it too. 35:02 And then she said that we was all trying to pull him up about it. And he was like fighting us through it. Like basically not hearing us out like, 35:10 no, you're not gonna make it like I'm too sensitive. While we're saying he's too sensitive, he's saying he's being super sensitive, not letting us tell him 35:18 that he's sensitive right? He's getting a little angry So her whole thing was like I'm just frustrated with it. I'm tired with it He mean he like it's I'm over it. She was 35:26 like she said can we give him the fuck out here? Let's get him off the sheet that that was a little rough. I was gonna skip that part You know fuck about it. Yeah, but listen, let me say this. I was gonna skip that part 35:34 because don't nobody come to Target and Tell nobody to get you the fuck out of out 11 So I don't know why y'all talk like that, you know, we make money up here That's fucked up to tell 35:42 this motherfucker to fire us. We need this money. We need this money That's a fact. Don't nobody go to Wendy's and say nothing about them soggy ass fries you make every day. Every day 35:50 you fuck them fries up. Don't nobody tell nobody to fire you. When you dumping the ashtrays, don't nobody get in the room. You feel me? Ain't nobody been up there at that motherfucking office 35:59 up there and said nothing about your Cubawood, it stank. Ain't nobody mentioned it. Anyway, so, but she was like, basically, and she was like, Ice gets on 36:07 my nerves too, but Ice has great music takes, he got da-da-da, right? But the funniest shit when I see it, because every time I see those type of joints when it's like specific to y'all, I 36:15 make sure I don't like it or I don't you know Cuz I just don't want y'all to see me engage enough in the hate No, you know cuz I don't want to see y'all and likes for nothing talking shit about me, right? That's just me I'm 36:23 loyal. So first like Comment Emane Emane my algorithm would bring me here. But what I will say is you 36:31 didn't come off angry. E-Manny and the commas with the bitch. So the bitch, I mean, the girl broke something. But then they ended up having to 36:39 back and forth. E-Manny challenges her to a duel, I mean, a debate. And then... You charged a fan to a debate about what she 36:48 said she said she's also cute Said 36:57 I would love to debate Anybody and everybody who does not think that Imani is too sensitive and needs to get off the show. 37:05 And so your response was a challenger. So my response was, my response was, she said, let's get him the fuck out of here. Let's go 37:13 ahead and go back to his, Go to his platform, stay over there. I said, well, hey, if you'd be willing to debate me on my platform about why I should get the fuck out of here, 37:22 I think it'd be dope content. So just to be clear, your platform, that's in person, right? Like she would come to your studio? Okay, and y'all would go at it? Okay, 37:30 just making sure I understand. Covering the baby boy. From the bike. Listen, guys. Listen, guys. You guys can judge. Say what you want. What's 37:38 her name? I thought it was a very cool way to handle it, you mean? No, it's not. I thought it was a funny way to handle it. I think so, too. 1, and I do want 37:46 to debunk this whole thing. I get it how I come across. Yes, it's sensitive, but I like to think that I'm 1 of the least sensitive up here. 37:55 You don't come across sensitive to me. You come across like you fight 1 of us. Yo. That's usually sensitive though. Is it? Because he doesn't want to fight us because we punched him. He doesn't want to fight us because we 38:03 said something and he didn't feel it. I think he think he could beat most of y'all. No, no, no. You might think that. No, no. They don't play with me like that. And I don't want to center it again. I 38:11 want to go back. I want to bring everybody into what I'm trying to say. I think, and not to go back to some of the past conversations, I think a measure of being sensitive is how much you can put up 38:19 with Mm-hmm. I think it's way more sensitive when you can't put up with things Yeah in comparison to what you can and kind of laugh it off 38:27 even though may come off away But I think I do pretty well with handling things and might seem like sensitive in a moment but I don't really go home with it. I think the best judge 38:35 of that would be me. Okay, that's fact. We appreciate that from all of y'all. So, new music. Yeah, thank you. Thank y'all, we did it. Let's move on. 38:43 New music. I wasn't even done. You were. I think that I would be the best judge of that. You 38:52 know why? Because you niggas been sitting around each other for so long. And I feel like I could pie with you. I feel like there's no limitations with pie with 39:00 you. Some of y'all, I feel like I can't say certain shit and y'all not gonna talk about certain shit, y'all stop. I don't think you ever give me a whole stop. What you will do is, is like, stop playing with me, 39:08 bitch ass nigga, you'll do that. But I don't feel like you stop it. I feel like you at least play ball a little bit. Because me as a person that don't give a motherfuck what I say, all 39:16 y'all get on my nerves. Now we can move on. So Joe, You asked a question a couple weeks ago that we never got to and 39:24 that was about Even when he hold the left is weak. 39:34 He can't open the fridge with it. Look at him. I don't want no problems. I want no problems about it. No, 39:42 but Joe, you raised something a couple weeks ago about unreasonable ass. Mark, I love how you segue things, but I 39:51 just wanna quickly rewind something because they was talking over you, but I heard you, I just wanna make sure I heard you. When me and Parks was identifying 39:59 with each other with the whole. Damn. That's like a whole bunch of shit. That's a whole bunch of shit. It's like a whole bunch of 17 40:07 minutes. He's like, hold on. When me and Park was talking about, you know, that being a unique first date, masturbating together 40:17 In the corner of my ear, I think I heard a little voice say, yeah, no, yeah, no, me too. But it was low. So. 40:25 It was really low. You sure it was me? It was muted. The mic was away. It was like, ooh. It wasn't me. Wait, he was related with us? Yeah. Yeah, I remember, no, that said 40:34 was, yeah. Oh yeah, I don't do that. That's what I'm saying. Definitely was me. Come on, man. Big Mark. I'm putting it in, nigga. We got the time. We not gonna 40:42 sit here. Hey, hey, hey. These hikes ain't getting on me. Where he was related was yeah. Yeah, I remember I don't even miss so fuzzy's it's 40:50 been so many years It was a first date with this girl. She was a she's a TV person. So it was like we were both trying to lay low and 40:58 we was out kicking it by about 3 or 4 in the morning, she said we should go to a spot. I love when they say that. I 41:06 love the spot. I love the spot. I didn't know what the spot meant. Hers. No. No. That's what I, that's what, well, I thought it meant 41:14 just the crib at first, then I thought maybe a lady. It's New York, and you know the late nights New York spots she used to go to and all that shit. Mad bars, open 41:23 to you. And then she took me to a spot where niggas was getting it in. And 41:31 as they were getting it in, she decided she wanted to rub 1 out. And then, I mean, anyway. And that was like, we weren't at the 41:39 stage of fucking, it was literally the first date. And that wasn't the time she was on that night. But she wanted to rub it out and you watch her and you rub it out too? 41:47 She wanted us to do what we would. While everybody else was fucking? Yeah. Oh, we'd have been fucking. That's fire. We fuck like the next time. I hear you, I got it. I'm sorry, yeah. 41:55 Just be like that sometimes. That's what's gonna happen. Some nights you get pussy on the first night, some nights you don't. Yeah, sometimes you wanna build some anticipation up. Yeah, I did not say want to, but I was down, I didn't care. Yeah, anticipation was building during 42:04 the date What's the thing doing a date First 42:23 day super I'm running in the water here, bro. Y'all be frontin' like y'all so strong, mother. Y'all be, I've been around you. I fucked on first day too, but sometimes this masturbation shit is fire too. It just depends on the night. And sometimes just the date is cool. Right. You're not 42:31 just, oh no. I gotta learn this right now. No, it's not bowling. What are you saying? I'm gonna explode. It's a little simmer. Damn, though. 42:39 Fire on the line, man. But that's how it came off. That's why I said that. Nigga, the day was like a bowling day, nigga. I'm not erect. Yeah, but on a bowling 42:47 day, at the end of it, I ain't gonna be playing with my monkey and she jerking off in front of me. Oh, I am. No, no, just no, we can't. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. That's what he talking about. 42:56 Even at the bowling alley. No, wherever we at, I'm not gonna, if we getting to that point we fucking okay freeze oh you know the shower 43:15 Oh, shit. Yeah. Like I said, cut the lights off. Wait, wait, my hold on. Turn that out. Put on a night light. Oh, man. Oh, my God. 43:23 Peek-a-boo. Oh, 43:32 man. This is such a flagrant 43:40 ass show, yo. Oh, my God. Subs is up, though, subs. Fucking leaning in. You're leaning 43:49 all the way into the toxicity. But anyway, yes. I was trying to get us out of here. Yes, we were talking about, I was trying to talk to you all about 43:58 unreasonable, I think that's where you were going. Unreasonable asks due to your celebrity. Unreasonable 44:07 ask, has anyone you know, love, don't know, strangers, somebody, somebody else know, mutual friend? Yes. 44:15 Giving you an unreasonable ask. A lot of it be the show. Due to your celebrity and if you wouldn't mind sharing, please 44:25 feel free. I think the example I was given was my man's, my man's, my man's, man, my man's. This is my man's 44:33 And it was his birthday. Happy birthday to my mans. But he was like, he texted me, he was like, yo, you 44:41 think this Saturday you'll be able to host me in such and such as birthday party at the strip club I 44:49 go to. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. That make me nervous. But these 2 people, they really take care of me. Like 44:58 they are good people, they take care of me, asks, they show up for me. So you wanna kind of 45:06 reciprocate that. Yeah. Especially do they, real quick, do they be asking you, like do they ever ask of you anything? No, hell no. So even more so you'll be like, 45:14 that makes it tough. They don't ask me for nothing. This person never asked me to do shit. All they ever do is take care of me. I would love to be able to show up for them some type 45:23 of way. So I was about to say, yeah. But then the more I thought about it, I was like, Wait, that mean that they probably 45:31 want to put my face Oh for sure. Yeah, you have to. On the flyer. They want to promote that you're coming. Of a strip club. Yeah. Right. A strip club 45:39 I happen to frequent and be lowing, so now you want to put my face on the flyer and let everybody know about my low strip club I be at. Sorry buddy. 45:48 Can't do it. Sorry buddy. Were they offended when you said no? Well I never said no, I just never text back. Yeah that's my fault. I let the date pass. I ain't gonna lie to that. 45:56 Nah that's more offensive. I think if you told the no. Because I owed them a phone call. Like when I saw it, it ain't something, it wasn't, 46:04 I wouldn't have text no. I was like, yo, I'll call you in a minute. And he was like that. And then I didn't call the first day. Then the next day he put the question marks on it. I didn't 46:12 like that. So I didn't call then. The question mark on the text is always I didn't like that. I didn't like that. I didn't like that. I didn't like the question mark. That infuriates me. No, no, hold on. 46:21 I don't like that you said you would call me, you ain't calling me. And not just that. If you are going to do it, I'm on a time to do XYZ. Then I feel justified. Nah, come on. Yeah, 46:29 we don't question mark my texts. Don't question mark my texts. You're aggressive to me. Hold on. We talking about someone that, Hold on. We talking about somebody that you said takes care of 46:37 you, looks out. I'm allowed to go ahead if you told me you're going to hit me to hit you with a little like, yo, what's up? I'm just making sure you didn't forget about me. Yeah, what's up? Again. Who 46:45 did you text that? Did he write that? He just following up. I did text it. The question mark. You sent me a question mark. I'm telling you now it irritates the shit out of me. I'm not saying I'm right. Y'all niggas are devils, man. 46:53 Y'all niggas be texting about a bunch of bulls. I might be an evil. I'm telling you, that shit makes me mad as shit. It makes me mad as shit too. You know what really infuriates 47:01 me too? When they do 1 of them shits on a text that you got to go find It ain't even a text is right right there 47:09 So now you got to scroll up and see what the fuck they talk about So you so you mad at someone else's bad communication when you started off the bad communication. 47:18 The nigga asked you for something, you said you were gonna communicate, you did not communicate, and now you mad when they don't communicate the way that you want. That's okay. I 47:26 think it's a rich nigga thing. Yep, yep, that's me. I think it's a rich nigga thing, You know what else rich niggas think it's okay to do to ghost you like to just not say anything 47:34 to you I ghosted you when I was broke I'm saying people have like made it like it was a normal thing to me People that weren't positions of power of authority 47:43 or like yeah But then you've got person of power That want people to look out for you and give you that respect of you being that person of power that they don't have to Go stand gives you 47:51 scared of me nigga. No, yes it do what the fuck you scared to tell me no for Some people just don't want to go through 47:59 well y'all taking it somewhere else let me just close my chapter and say I was gonna see homeboy like even if I didn't call we didn't speak this is somebody I 48:07 see now I let the day pass 48:18 so that means yes I said don't know that means don't do nothing until you hear my voice. And you still ain't confirm or deny. Some things shouldn't even ask though. 48:26 That's fucked up. Why are you asking to put me on a flyer, bro? Sorry. Because you could say yes or no. They say close mouth don't get fed. Because then, you know, 48:34 same thing that happens, the day of the event or the day after, like yo, I was gonna ask you to do that. And then a nigga be like, damn, I woulda did it for you. I ain't got no, but a 48:42 nigga tell you that, he ain't saying that, he never means it. Well, you know what, that's how I found out for sure. To ask a nigga with a salt and pepper beer, can I put you on the flyer is 48:50 crazy? See, y'all niggas being funny and talking side bullshit. If I know you and we have a rapport 48:59 and we have enough rapport where I actually got your phone number, I see you, you show love, I show love, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I ask you a question. I'ma fill away. It's very simple 49:07 for you to just say yay or nay. You ain't gotta give me no explanation. And then even if you don't give me the yay or nay, if you say you gonna call me, 49:15 that's where it gets tricky. What if you know the person? A question and a favor 2 different days. Don't tell me you gonna call me tomorrow. Let me ask, let me elaborate on my question. I'm 49:23 in the music business Did you just the way you described your relationship is not business, but this is my man he knows Joe 49:31 Budden right? Yeah I'm not saying He knows ice you niggas like making if you text Joe Budden. He doesn't respond to you You 49:39 know that that's Joe Budden. He's not interested in doing whatever this thing is. If that's the case, you should have asked him. But I text Joe Budden and he said, I'm going to hit you back and let you know 49:47 what's funny is not respond to me It's people that y'all probably won't respond to and see we never ever spine to y'all as levels also They 49:55 be on a lot of flies. They shouldn't be Yep I'm 50:10 they. You know Ice is they. I'm they. Okay, what flyers should he be on? None of them. We could get back to answering the question that you originally had, but I 50:18 want to know what flyers should he be on? See, as soon as I took you out to mix, look at you being a messy little bitch. Dollar party. Look at you being a messy little bitch. And what's understood don't 50:26 need to be explained. I just know what I'm talking about. Don't try to make me say something. All right, that's peace. Fuck that. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. I don't know what the fuck 50:35 you talking about. I don't know what Flyer you talking about, because I'm about to be on that flyer. I don't know what Flyer you talking about. Look they dappin. Are 50:44 they paying to be on the flyer? Yes! Call me! I got on True Religion, I get on Flyers too. 50:52 Fuck! Don't I look like I get on flyers nigga? You wanna do a 2 for 1? And carry knives nigga. What these niggas talking about? Even if them niggas 51:01 want war, I rumble with you in the air. Everybody ain't gonna be on that with you We're not in 51:09 the position that you win yo, man fuck rich we can't be picky like that until we rich niggas We ain't there yet. I know the platform is big 51:17 and all that but nigga we you feel me though you gonna know when I Yo 51:37 dawg. So somebody. Joe, you so full of shit, bro. I ain't gonna ever get it. I mean, anybody else got an answer for the question though? 51:46 Oh, all right. The unreasonable shit that people do is based on you. Like nigga be like, yo, 51:55 you could bring Joseph with? No, nigga, like, no. That'd be my thing. My unreasonable shit be, I could tell it 52:03 be niggas using their relationship with me in other business shit. So it'll be. I hate that. Oh yeah. I could tell. I 52:11 could tell by the conversation they had with me. Yo, check it out, yo. Somebody just hit me this morning. Such and such, yo, I'm helping them move around out here, and could 52:20 you get them up on the show? No, but I could tell that you presenting it to them, like, yo, I know such-and-such, and I got an N, I 52:28 could get you up there. That'd be, no, that's not, I told them to stop even asking me to come on the show. Yeah. I lie. 52:37 I say it to Joe, man, he's gonna fuck with you. This is easier. Joe said, get down and get the fuck out of here. I was 52:45 riding. I had to say, your messages is probably the most unreasonable. When I first, first started, I got like a 6 page email about Ish. 6 page, 52:53 swear to God. Picture proof and all that. It's crazy. Uh-oh. Let me get out of here. Nope, nope, nope. I never even opened it. It's crazy because I had an assistant 53:01 at the time, and I got really frustrated with her because she was so newsy about it. Like, oh girl, did you know? Bitch, I don't open emails. He knew Mona was gonna get a pic of that dick. 53:09 It ain't no dick, it wasn't dick. Honestly, it looked like AI engine. She skipped it, she skipped it. It did look real dick. I didn't see no dick, I just closed it back up. I mean, who would think 53:18 Mona was gonna get to the bottom of what was going on? No, that is dancing messages, the business shit, when they put your name on 53:26 it, and recently when I moved, like literally 4 or 5 people asked me, like can I move in? Like straight, like grown adults. Like can I live there 53:34 for a little bit? Yeah, can I live there? Can I run around? Yeah. I had 1 happen this morning. I'll just say that and I'm 53:42 gonna show you the text, but I Can't expose it in that way cuz it it I love the person and if I they know that I'm gonna be told about them 53:50 Well, don't show me the other 1 plausible deniability at all times. I don't want it's not even about you No 54:00 1 else in here would understand You'd 54:14 a king of the whisper in the air they was so mad ish for not telling on the name of that book Yo Yo, 54:23 hey could have killed this boy For not telling them the name of that book Why you find it? I'm so dumb. I didn't think 54:31 that would be the biggest of deals. Boy, was I wrong. No, our fans look to us for movies, books, or anything like that. Sometimes 54:40 I go to the Patreon comments early, just to see as they build. Early in the game. Yo, I'm dead 54:48 ass mad. Is Gate keeping the name of this book? Like, all right, cool. Another 1. He kept going. He really not gonna say the name of 54:56 this book. Do you know what we talking about? Yeah. Yo. Well, I know the conversation. What was the book? He never said the book. Then they start cracking on 55:04 it. It's the secret. Oh shit. You ain't gonna say the name? What's the reason for not sharing it? It's 48 dollars of power. That's what they said to that 1. Simple. What's the reason for not sharing the power? Death they said that 1 simple. 55:13 What's the reason for not sharing is like oh, you don't want to be able to have it? Is he a gatekeeper, nigga? He looks like a gatekeeper. Education gatekeeper. How you think he got 55:21 to the top? Not helping niggas get to the top. It could be some kind of shit. You gotta be careful. You talking about the band book? You talking about the band book that you was talking about? How to Build a House and 55:29 Write It Down in 30 Days. That's what it is. What's the problem with saying the name of the book though? I got you. I don't know, must be a reason. Yeah. It's 55:38 a reason. Yo, you getting weird, ain't you? Bro, you get old. If you write to that 50 years. Yo, what is this nigga saying? Yo, it's 55:46 just the book. I didn't say nothing. Or what's the reason, Ily? He literally just slides then licked his lips. You would. He slides and licked his lips. Snitch, 55:54 nigga. Wow. That's from last time, nigga. That's from last time you tried to check my man. Yeah, nigga. This is where I want us to be. Yeah. What's 56:03 the problem with saying the name of the book? I tried to talk to my nigga too, yo. I'm sorry. I apologize. You good? You good? I don't want the 56:11 left to pop out. Oh, shit. Oh, my lord. You got kicked out of that, right? Motherfucker. I did. I 56:19 did. You know I did. What the fuck? Hey, yo, don't do that. Are you crazy? You know what the fuck? Hey, you got your mind. Yo, y'all just don't do no shit 56:31 like that no more in here. Water. Cory, throw water in his face. Nigga, you ain't no down. Yes, I am. That's a jug. Look at 56:39 that. Cory throw up. I was like, what the fuck was that? That shit was loud. That shit 56:47 was like some toilet water in a pretty bottle. See? In a turquoise bottle. Don't start the water battle. See? This is how it started. 56:56 This is how it started, man. That's like my favorite word. I ain't talking to new money Norman. Google it. It's gonna be good. That's good? It's good water? I 57:05 like it. Yeah, you're on a field with that 1. That was a good ad you just pulled off. I'll keep that. I've been drinking that for years. It's sweet. Stop your bullshit, bro. Even if you did, it would be a different taste. For sure, it tastes 57:13 good. This nigga's so stupid, yo. In is that Wawa, and he's the king of Wawa. You still at it? 57:23 What the fuck? Who else am I going to talk to? Because literally nobody else is going to talk to. Y'all don't talk to me. I can't text nobody. This shit's fucking hell. I was on FaceTime 57:31 with you. You can text me, my nigga. You know you can text me, my nigga. I'm talking about right now in this moment. You got 2 faces? What the fuck, you got 2 faces? You tell. 57:39 I seen you just do that. Oh my God. Hey yo, did J.B.P. Pay a decent wage? You know it ain't no dental up here. Go ahead and Get your yumpers fixed, my nigga. You know there 57:47 ain't no dental up here. Fuck you, nigga. Do you supply dental for them Latinos? Oh, shit. You give them Latinos? Oh, shit. When they drive 2 by 57:55 fours on they motherfucking big toes, nigga, do you take them to the walk-in? Ain't no care credit, nigga. No, you tell that nigga, shake it off Eduardo! No, don't, 58:04 listen. Hey look, hey Moe, he trespassed. Oh shit. Yo! Alright, this is the wrong time for 58:12 that. I-C-E, shut the fuck up nigga. Holy shit. You better go apply for care credit, nigga. 58:20 What the fuck you talking about? Listen, at this point, fuck around. I learned about that care credit. What's that? Is that like a poor people medicine thing? No, no, no. 58:28 You see, he trying to play you. He know what the fuck care credit is. I know I think he meant for himself, not for poor people. I found out because all the girls who was getting the BBLs was using 58:36 care credit. You pay for a BBL like a kid, $99 a month. Stop looking at me. I'm a piece of shit. Yo, see, that's your problem too. Me? Yeah, yeah, 58:44 yeah. Because I already see what he was doing. I was doing that. I was leaving the nigga on the island. You sent the whole shit looking back. Joe. No, I'm telling him, stop the bullshit. 58:53 That's insane. You bitch ass niggas, man. I'm here by my own business asking a real question about health care, and then they try to make me a clown And I don't want to do that 59:01 me there Mona you stay making this off over there We so much your workers It's 59:18 crazy Sick days working on Christmas days, but listen I work on Christmas Listen anyway how I found it about Care Credit is because all of the women who were getting the 59:26 BBLs, I did not know that they weren't actually having the bread to do it. They would go to apply for the care credit and they would go ahead and start paying care credit is a 59:35 it's a it's a synchrony credit card yeah that is based around cosmetic shit so you go to the dentist you go to bbl you 59:44 get a breast augmentation and all that wait who pays for it the person the person but it's on credit it's after pay financing 59:52 your bbl Do you need good credit to get it? Yeah. Yes. Are y'all saying that Mona should get this? Nobody said nothing about 1:00:01 Mona. Is that what y'all saying? No. How did this come up? Ain't nobody say that about Mona. She joked and said, do you think I need to go ahead and get care credit? I never said that. She didn't say that. I didn't hear her, you said it. Mona said something about her teeth. 1:00:09 I said, yo. First of all, I'm a grown adult. If I got care credit, I would get titties with it. True. What the fuck? Good point. Trying to make the 1:00:17 investment make money. Titties will get you the teeth. Come on. That's a fact. Titties will get you the teeth. Come on. That's a fact titties to get you the teeth Not 1:00:25 gonna stop doing a fake teeth shit Titties might get you out of room debating with 50 year old niggas. Been going on for too long. 1:00:33 Or living. You know, somebody might scoop me up and care about me. I see where you're going. I could play housewife, you mean. 1:00:44 Good morning, daddy, you hungry? I thought I had the car. Yeah, I'm a pet on a whole you you got a care credit Waffle 1:00:57 house up the street. I could just go ahead Do your numbers 1:01:05 in Waffle House nigga If I hear that voice, I really want to know if y'all met a badass bitch and her voice was raspy like mine, would it be a deal breaker? No. 1:01:14 No, nothing's a deal breaker if you're bad enough. What the fuck is we talking about? Do y'all know what a deal breaker means? If you press number 7, niggas picked me 1:01:23 on the party line nigga. My name was limit here face writer Fucking around we was all face writer face writer 1:01:31 nigga. You heard me bro. I was in there you was on there. We was all on there nigga Stop playing boy. We older niggas. My 1:01:39 mother would have whipped my ass my nigga you was line? 399 1:01:47 the first minute 99 Party line was free for us bro See he was in the party line in the 70s That shit cost money back then The Philly butt monkey we 1:01:56 the same age We the same age I might have talked to you boy I 1:02:05 might have met you at Penn Station, my fucking. I heard Lemonhead, I remember that. That's funny as shit. I remember Lemonhead. Billy Butt Monkey. You meet the nigga at Brewer 1:02:13 Nylony. You gotta press 4 to go on the private. 7 to go to the next room and all that. You've always been like this. Bro that 1:02:22 was our age. Yo, I didn't know that. Joe, you was in the Brooklyn Raven. He was too old for that. Oh 1:02:30 my God. No 1 else in here remembers those phone chat lines. He how old are you? 42. Yeah, he's too old for that. No, he ain't the nigga. He's 40 1:02:38 years old. He was right around here. That might be the difference though. You know some shit was like late 90s. You know how we do a little older? Because I was probably a little young. You know? My 1:02:46 name was face rider 2000. I remember that and I was younger. Fuck it. Nevermind. You was riding faces in 2000? I really wasn't bro. I 1:02:54 was trying to be innovative, man. Just keep going. Damn, I was creative, bro. I'm talented, nigga. Damn. Life skinned dog baby 1:03:02 was taken. Come up with face rider in 2000. Let me hear if it fit me. Let me hear if it fit me. Let me hear if it fit me. If face rider fit me too. Use rhyme 1:03:10 faces. Not yet. But I aspire to. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Manifestation. It's a lot of bitches when it was named cocksucker 99. I wasn't 1:03:18 that. She probably got a lot of tension on there too though. Exactly. My bulletin board used to be light but whatever. Speaking of 1:03:26 bulletin boards. It's mad shit on there. Y'all said fuck all that shit, the mark wrote on the board. Fuck Mark Hamer. What's this shit in 1:03:35 my Rolex? That shit corny. Yo, what the fuck do that say? I know what it say. That nigga is chicken scratch 1:03:44 George. That's exactly what it say. No, that's what A-base Ryder 2000 said. That shit is like medication. You 1:03:53 know, y'all got the option of writing this shit yourself. And this the thing about it. Or coming up with something. That nigga writing like how Muddy Waters sing. When 1:04:02 you have no fuel and you just living off injections, you run out of gas around the end of the night. 1:04:11 This is the time to argue with this nigga. This is the time to have some more range. This is the time to wrestle, ish. Fuck this nigga. Oh, don't smoke. Wait, oh, you think I ran out of 1:04:19 gas well I don't know I 1:04:27 have mash it up here I pick 1 of mine you I don't know what the new complex lists is. Oh, that's just the complex came up with the 35 1:04:35 top rap beefs in in history Number 1:04:46 1 was nausea Z of course, I mean number 1 was too far big of course I was getting ready to say it. The niggas would die. Oh yeah that was it. That's a great beat cause people, like that's just stupid. 1:04:54 Yeah we can name the top 10 probably. I'm gonna beat out. There's gonna be 50 in Jaru. I feel like Biggie and Pac shouldn't even make it because it's such a terrible ending. 1:05:02 Yo, can I be honest? I was listening when I was on the side listening to what I was saying on the main about the jimmin and cam shit, 1:05:10 about just being over it. I'm really, just kind of reiterated what Parshett said, I'm really over the rap beef shit for right now. 1:05:19 I feel like we had a nice run of it. We got the Kendrick Drake shit out the way. We got some other little supplemental shit after that, but I ain't really for the rap beef shit 1:05:27 right now. It's like too much good music to be focused on. I agree. Niggas beefing about stupid, especially the older niggas. Like, what are y'all beefing about? I'm done with all the beef, 1:05:35 but the old niggas I kind of almost accept more because it's just niggas talking for the most part. I'm telling these young guys dying, man That's the thing that really is fucking 1:05:43 me up. I don't want no I'm with you I want No beef, but I'm trying to see any, especially being from Philly, I see so many young guys just killing each other. Like when me and Ice went 1:05:51 to the clip shit, and we just walked out and was like, yo, when we really look back at hip hop this last year. That's what that dude was chasing 1:05:59 down the street, right? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I watched the Patreon. Oh, I forgot that. That's when you almost had that fight. I did. Now you're talking about some unity. Right, that's the 1:06:07 irony, that he don't even see the irony. See what happens when you try to, when you try to pod, right? And then they- No, we all pod, no, I watched the Patriot, I'm a big 1:06:15 fan of you. Nah, I got it, now that's peace. You think Jim and Cam is a rap beef? That's why I was about to say it ain't rap beef. Well, you looking at it like that just because 1:06:24 they both rapped? Rappers or rapped. Rappers? It will, if it all goes down in history, it will go down in history 1:06:32 as a rap beef. I mean, with no songs being made, with no music being made. It might have been 1 or 2 lines. It ain't even been songs 1:06:40 really. That's cool. That ain't a rap beef. For the people who are going to remember it today, they're going to consider it a rap beat. I don't think so. I hear you 1:06:48 but I don't think so. I don't think so either. Okay. It's just 2 rappers that or 2 people that just happen to rap. Yeah, I think it's different. There's 1:06:58 been a lot of rap beefs that have never touched wax that we still consider rap beefs. Because a lot of times we just hold them shit. But we just hold them. I mean, technically a 1:07:06 lot of what they got back and forth has been over some rap shit. Somebody's contract not working out a certain way, someone feeling jerk, the versus shit, 1:07:15 Cam going ahead and working his own negotiations for himself and Jim feeling like that was a smite Just a bunch of different things that have to correlate with rap. 1:07:24 So yeah, I think I'm gonna say this crazy to take it that way I just don't think that's how it's gonna be remembered. I think it's gonna feel like a crew Like he mean they had a beat. You know, I mean that had a fit. It's not 1:07:32 gonna take a rat beef It's gonna feel like just a crew. It's like, we're not even gonna just beef it. I don't see it as a rap beef. Crew turmoil. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like they fell out, yeah. Right, crew turmoil. Because I can't even think of 1 diss 1:07:40 off the top of my head. A verse, a line, nothing. Like, I don't even remember. Like, dog, this shit been going on so long, I can't even remember where it started from. It's bigger than Dipset 1:07:48 at this point. The beat is big. There's been jabs. There's been jabs. Jabs, but I'm saying like real, like Wankster. You feel me? You can list shit. Yeah. You feel 1:07:56 me? Who shot you? You can't do that with this. And this is so beyond that. You know what I mean? That's why it's so fucking messy, because it's a personal 1:08:05 thing. Okay. I'll tell you 1 thing, and this is all in my imagination, of course, but in the event that somebody 1:08:13 felt like making it a rap beef, Like if Cam and Mace put them suits on, go on the set of 1:08:21 the show and just started rapping. And then let's rap about it, niggas gotta rap about it or would rap about it or maybe. That 1:08:29 would be fun. So what starts, so what you think is starting as a fucking Cam 1:08:37 and Jim thing really turns into like a mace fab old 90s My what-if Marvel 1:08:46 scenario that would be fire I'm not advocating for that I don't want none of y'all niggas beefing or rapping or none of that shit. Competitive nature 1:08:55 shit, that would be fired to get those level of bars back and forth if it was gonna solely be that level of competition. And that's all I want. That's all I want, but it's not gonna go to me. 1:09:03 Me and you gotta come back. You think not? I'm only human too. What? What? What they talk about. You don't think it'll stay rap? Fuck. I 1:09:11 don't think it's gonna get to rappers. Oh no, no. I think it'll stay rap. I don't think it's gonna get there. By the way, just to make sure I'm clear about complex, it was the 35 biggest hip hop feuds of all time. 1:09:19 So it was both feuds and rap beats. Okay. Hip hop feuds, what's the difference? So they had like, for example, I'll just tell you the top 10 real fast. They had Tupac verse Biggie, number 1. Number 1:09:27 2 was Kendrick Drake. Number 3. J and I's. Was J and I's. Number 4 was 50 and Jah. Number 5 was Drake, Meek. I 1:09:35 don't agree with this. There's some things on the list that you get to the bottom, it's a little too recent. Number 6 was NWA versus Ice Cube. Ice Cube, I was about to say that. Number 7 was 50 Cent versus 1:09:43 The Game. Number 8 was Cardi, Nikki, which I think is way too high. Number 9 was Lil Wayne Birdman. Number 10 was the Roxanne 1:09:51 Wars. Number 11 was the Bridge Wars, which I think should be way higher. Should be higher. So that must be the hip hop few part. LL got 3. Few is the party. But they also had 1:09:59 Eminem versus the Source. Where's LL at? LL got 3 or 4. LL and Cannabis was like way down. I feel like it wasn't even in the top 20. LL, Cannabis, LL, MC 1:10:08 Shan, LL, Kumo D. Kumo D, Busy B, like all those days. I remember when LL and Kim, What's his name? What's that nigga named the bald 1:10:16 head guy? What's the guy? Y'all just said it. LL verse bald head. Cannabis? Cannabis. I remember that was like the biggest thing before Nas and Jay-Z. That was like the biggest 1:10:24 thing. The most recent biggest drawing we had before the ether and all that came out. That was like a big deal. My unpopular opinion, because I think that's a big 1, is the 1:10:32 Bridge Wars should be in the top 5 if not the top 3. It not only was big, but it helped set the template for what hip-hop beef should be. And I appreciate 1:10:40 the Roxanne shit is there, because that was such a big deal, and so many different people got to respond and Take part in that. That was a lot of people's introduction to hip hop. Thanks. If so, 1:10:48 it wasn't in the top 20. That's the other thing you left off. I rap better than you. You do. Kiss it, Bini C. So can we revisit that? Because this has been, unfortunately, 1:10:57 I've been thinking about this too long. What do you do better than him? I know you do things better than him. I'm not saying you don't, but what are those things? Y'all had this beef about you do everything better than 1:11:05 him. Fuck, fight, fight. No, we didn't have a beef. He just asked me that, because I think he maybe thought I felt like that. Do you feel like that? Well, no, 1:11:13 I asked him, what is he my son in? Like I was giving him the opportunity to say it like a man, but my question to you is 1:11:21 what are you his son? What am I? His son in yeah Building houses, I guess 1:11:29 like I never tried You know what is you It's you well Stevie 1:11:38 can see a little bit A little bit come on. I mean don't say duh. It's a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, like yeah, like the rivalry a little 1:11:46 bit It's a little It's a cute rivalry. It is cute. It's cute. Cute's a good word. Yo, I'm in the toilet. It's like Ernie and Burt. 1:11:54 No, no, it's not. You know, they was... Ernie and Burt... ...Ambiguously gave you 1 from Saturday Live. You know, Ernie and Burt ended up being... Oh, I know what I'm saying. Ernie and Bert was fucking. Oh 1:12:02 shit. Ernie and Bert's a couple, right? You guys didn't know what I'm saying? How long you know me, nobody? I think you, I think, well no, I think yours comes with some level 1:12:10 of weird, it's like a weird admiration behind it. Like a gay energy on it. Like it's a weird 1:12:18 homosexual energy. I think Joe just tossed it out there knowing that it's gonna go. But it's like you love your man so much that shit gay a little bit. I think Joe's way of really 1:12:27 showing that he fuck with somebody is being that like back and forth with. I think he really enjoys doing that with is because they have 1:12:35 like a Throw 1:12:49 me something but no, but it's the way Look you did this white man. 3 waters. Oh, is that what you wanted? Never, 1:12:57 man. That's the shit he used to be doing at the bar with the bitch. Is when he wanted the water. He hit both with the white man and the devil, get my water. Bitch. 1:13:05 How the fuck was he supposed to get his lip balm? Yo, what the fuck? Wait, you want lip balm? He said lips. He said lips. He meant the little shit that looked like this. Oh. Anyway, I 1:13:13 wanted you to see where you was going, because I don't see nothing wrong with, I have a healthy admiration for anybody I call a friend. No, no, no. Do you have a healthy competition with all 1:13:21 of them? I don't have a healthy competition with him. I think you've- He's saying you do. No, no, no. I think 1:13:30 to show how much admiration, when it comes to Ish, he does that with him in that way. I don't think he does that with everyone else. But I think that's- 1:13:38 He doesn't do it to Ice, and they're just their friends too. He doesn't do it with Marks. But I think there's a different type of friendship. Describe it. You know them, I don't know them well, so I have an opinion. Oh, 1:13:47 lips glossier. I think they've shared different experiences and compared to ice to where he has a certain like girls and stuff Not just the girls with just like 1:13:55 see what you try ice is just now going to low I saw it nigga a burped Burps 1:14:04 all day, but now we're gonna We have an audience fellas. Okay, you know mark you that I just So I'm trying to unpack their dynamic because 1:14:12 I've been watching it for over a year now and it feels different because you have close friendships with ice with parks with a Manny with Cory but it seems like you 1:14:20 have a specific thing with ish and I'm trying to figure out why that no I don't think he has a specific I think him showcasing his friendship and how much 1:14:28 he he has a rapport with Ish is doing it through that way. He's not gonna do it with Parks because him and Parks don't have that type of banter. They don't have that 1:14:36 type of dynamic in that way. So you think it's something about Ish that makes him do that? No, no, I just think that that's just him. Personally, I think that's just him. What you think, Ice? I think Ish is 1:14:44 very competitive, and I think Joe knows that if I just, could we be laughing? He'll just say it and toss it out there and it should go right 1:14:52 away and then they get their back and forth going. I think he finds entertainment in that shit. I feel like If I had 1:15:00 real famous friends they would do famous favors I Think God puts people God 1:15:09 puts people in your life for different reasons, okay, I do think a large part of why I'm in Isha's 1:15:17 life is God just, see Mark? Maybe help him out. See, here it go. It's God checking 1:15:25 that ego, you know? Keeping things grounded, humble, calm. You keep Isha humble. At all times, letting him know that whatever 1:15:34 he think is going on ain't going on. You're here to remind him it's a cat. Because nobody is here. You trying to say you Isch's reality check? I 1:15:42 am your conscience. That's how you would describe yourself to Isch. Yeah, That's what I'm saying. Yo Joe, you. I'm not Joe. I am your conscience. I 1:15:50 am your conscience. What's your take on this? Nothing. I have 1. I know I just want to hear him not say anything. I don't got a 1:15:58 friend in this room. Yes you do. Oh man. I want to hear him not say anything. It's pretty great. Y'all got the 1:16:07 funniest relationship. Alright, come on. Let's pull Mona back into this conversation. No, nobody hears this shit about titties. What is your man on the main? That was so funny. Which time? See? 1:16:17 No, because y'all were going to head over a few things. Why didn't you do something on Toppitt? Oh, sorry buddy. The LA rejoin. Oh 1:16:25 my god. He thought we were fucking with him. He thought Joe was fucking with him. Wait, what happened? He thought we were asking 1:16:34 them to introduce the clown. Oh my god. Alright, come on. Let's get Moana back in the game. Come on, come on. R. Kelly. Who cares about 1:16:42 2 tits over there? Who cares about football over there? They redid the, I was trying to pull it in, they redid, the girls 1:16:50 redid the list of places that they don't want to go. Oh, okay. Okay. I don't want to do no fucking girl topic. Is it first date or ever date? Ever. 1:16:58 On a date or period? I'm not no fucking girl, man. No, ever. Okay. I'm not a girl, you manny. Tulum? I'm a man inside, bro. Miami. And 1:17:07 it does say first date. Oh, okay. Nobody gives a fuck Still number 1. Thanks. He many. I'm trying to tell you it was number 1:17:16 1 Applebee's See, this is stupid. It is stupid. Do you know how much I love the Cheesecake Factory, nigga? Buffalo blast, 1:17:24 nigga. Steak Diane, bro. Man, these bitches don't want cheesecake factory. So this nigga only got $25. We can't go to the 2 for 20. It's 1:17:32 bullshit. These bitches suck at the less. I don't see where they made the changes on this list. It's a lie, bro. I feel like it's the same shit. Let me tell you. Chili's, Chipotle, Olive Garden, the movies, 1:17:41 your house. I love Chili. Yeah, that's the same list. It is, any fast food chain, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wingstop. It might be resurfacing. The same list might be surfacing. I like your house. It's 1:17:49 the same list. E-Manny. I'm sorry. Depending on the guy, I like to go to his house. You know what I mean? 1 of my... Hey, Horny Harriet. Yo. 1:17:58 Yo. I've been wanting to say something for the longest. That was horny, but I didn't want to. For real? Can I go home? No. Yo, 1:18:07 1 of my people sent me. That sent me. She's gonna say something. Murph, it doesn't matter because I have a pussy. I don't have a 1:18:16 shot. I have to transition to fit in. Yo. Yo, this ain't so funny. I never hope to get no respect brand so I get a fucking dick. Nah, fuck that, Maurice, give me your ass. Nah, go 1:18:24 ahead, go ahead. Come on, come on, Big Mo. Also, little shit, I wore a buoy outfit. Nobody gives a fuck. Come on, Big Mo. Look at my sneaks, bro. I 1:18:32 don't wear shit like this. See, man, I borrowed a nigga's sneaks for this. It's not even your size, right? Bro, look how they flop. Who's your father? 1:18:41 He's not my sneaks, bro. I'm trying for that with these niggas. I fucking quit. Yo, what'd you say, Mona? Go ahead. I 1:18:49 got a little crush on this boy. And he is obsessed with Joe Button. You think I can make Joe call him and like Joe look out for me 1:18:57 in that way? No. You know what I mean? This the boy you told me about? Mark, come the fuck on. I ain't saying nothing. I'm asking since it's the same boy. You doing 1:19:05 that shit, you little thick ass crumpy dog. There you go. You know what's up, man. You know what's up, man. He sits his thick ass around us. I ain't revealing no details. I'm 1:19:14 just asking since it's the same person. You better stop. See? Who he say? See? That's why she don't want to come up here now. Who? You 1:19:22 said Amanda. But I was just freestyling the name. Oh, he was. I thought he was. Oh, I thought you was talking about my home. Me too. I thought so too. Yeah, 1:19:30 she recently pissed me off too. Really? I don't know if we can talk about that. Your people's. Oh, nah, let's leave that alone. I don't care, that's my people's too, nigga. 1:19:38 Yeah, she said, yeah. And that's my people's. Yeah, she love y'all. She love y'all. She gave y'all a lot of props. That's my friend, nigga. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, 1:19:46 no, that's my people's. Yeah. We're talking about Amanda Seale, y'all. Yeah, our friend. Love you, Amanda. Love you, Amanda. Hey, Amanda. Pissed me off. But this dude got a crush 1:19:55 on You and what happened? She got crush on you that crush on him and he won he got her on Joe. Yes Do you so I need Joe to like... 1:20:04 Apple Tower? Crush the bag, exactly. Why don't you pull a Oh shit. Pull a Imani. Yes, I need Joe to help me gang bang him. Oh my God. 1:20:12 When you hit the FaceTime and just turn the camera and you see Joe right there. Look at him sit up, look at him. Say it again, couldn't get it. She could have pulled it, she could have did that. Explain what you could have did. 1:20:20 Look at his nuts twitching. You mean you would survive Joe like flying colors, boy. Hold on, this nigga's sad. You never been to prison, right? You, you would survive the 1:20:28 county flying colors. The county be all right. Like the way your body language is set up like that. Like you got 1:20:36 nice points. I didn't want to hear him. But what you say? You know enough songs to sing. That's what I'm going to do to go up there. And beauty is burning. 1:20:45 I got to sing to my Jack Mack. Rippin' in the sky. Rippin' in the sky. Yeah, it's no big 1:20:53 deal to charge Normie, don't pay me no mind. Mona, what you think Joe should do though? What would you ask Joe to do to get this guy to like you? Nothing major, but just like 1:21:01 I might be on the phone with him FaceTime and then Joe walked past like he didn't peep it Then he'd be like the morning. Did you get those projections? I sent you and I'm like, 1:21:10 yeah Joe Give me I really need your outlook on that Like that vibe like cuz they're only offering me 2.5 and I feel like I'm definitely worth at 1:21:18 least 4 mil. No, more like Joe, like the more you know I need you. Like these other guys are losers. I'm like, yo, don't talk about my teammates 1:21:26 like that. Hold on, oh my God. Oh, you're on the phone. Edward, oh, This is my young boy Joe. I call him Joey, Joey 1:21:34 Edwards. So I just peep with this nigga trying to say I'll be doing. I didn't say be doing, I said you did. When I did that, nigga. Ride wave. Nigga, 1:21:43 that's not what I did with no ride wave. What you do? Nigga, the nigga was standing here. My sister love him as an artist, I asked him, yo, would you? Already, he 1:21:52 don't be here then. He don't here. You plug that to Joe? No, I said to what she was saying. I caught what he said. 1:22:00 I'm telling her to do like you did to your sister who loves Rod Wave. Well, my niece. Your niece, excuse me. The same thing, where I know 1:22:08 you love this person. She trying to get some dick. I'm doing that just because I love my niece. You're doing it because you know somebody that loves this person. Do you know Rod Wave? We don't write the rules. 1:22:16 We knew him that day. We don't write the rules, playboy. I knew him that day. I think it's bullshit that y'all didn't call me for that episode. 1:22:24 That's crazy. But then did all that. And did you or your niece go to dog? Did you take your knees to the Broadway show when he was up here? 1:22:33 She went. She went. You get free tickets. No. Did you take her? I purchased them. I didn't ask you, because I did ask and you brushed me off like it was a joke. So instead I 1:22:41 purchased them. He brushed her off like you asked us to be on the flyer. He just made up some chicken's head. He brushed her off like he asked. I love when a friend just totally make up some shit in the head. He left, 1:22:49 shawty, and said, yo, we should try to go. I said, yo, Joe, what's up? And he was like, I'm not doing that. You should have asked me. I know his. 1:22:58 See, if I'd have known, I'd have asked my man, Parks. Yeah, ask Parks. Don't ask me nothing. Anyway. Oh, yeah, that's the other 1:23:06 unreasonable ask. It'd be guests that come up here that people that I know are fans of, and then when they tour us around, yo, I know y'all had him on the pod, can you hit him and 1:23:14 get me tickets? Nigga, no, I don't know this nigga. Guess who asked to come on the pod today? Who? My friend Janiece. Guess who ignored the request? You. 1:23:23 My friend. Wait, she want to come on like, be a guest or come on the watch? She is a guest. She told the whole Twitter. Janiece who? Hart? Janiece Hart, my friend. Yes, 1:23:32 she was supposed to, she asked cause she come on today. Of course you know it. And I asked Joe. What does she do for a living? You said, you said. Nigga, what the fuck is that supposed to 1:23:40 be? He said he know her, I'm not trying to figure out how he know her. What you do for a living? Content. Yeah, I mean, What kind of content? She do the same kind of content you do. Joke is on Imani, 1:23:48 if you want to be clear. I know, I just wanted to- Imani's trying to ask questions over here. I want the joke to be on me, I'm passing. You told her no, right? You said no, 1:23:56 not today? He ignored me, Joe don't text me back or call me back no more. What does she do? Is she like a adult? Yeah, she an adult. It's do it again. Do it the fuck again 1:24:04 so I can take your fucking picture. I seen you do that. And we not allowed to say pause, but that's the fuck out of pocket, nigga. I kill you out of pocket. If 1:24:12 we use a gel, go run around and do fucking Tim Burpees. Yeah, yeah Just bring her The 1:24:22 more the merrier we have a village As lieutenant I'm telling you You 1:24:31 didn't do a little bit Hey shit Yeah, you 1:24:39 know text me back or call me back, I have to ask before I bring a guest. I can't just bring a guest in here. It's not like I bring a different nigga in here with me every week I come so 1:24:48 Absolutely do Me out. I ain't got no more guest pool, right? You don't know But 1:24:59 let me tell you I take a I take a suspension Just next time yo, First of all, she's a really sweet girl. She's great. 1:25:07 She's great. No, no. Listen, we talking shit and she... Are you trying to get a job? I can get you 1 of them jobs. On what? Doing that. The job. The job. 1:25:16 Link content? If next time she win, she win. What, what's the, I asked something wrong? I wouldn't do that. Oh, okay. Faceless, 0 1:25:25 bands, just get- Attacked. Just get balls. He got his name on him. Concealer get balls video. Concealer. 6 spins to get 1:25:33 a dicks up. You wouldn't do it? All right, we're venturing. Yeah, it went left. Yo, back up, I just wanna. No, it went right 1:25:41 there. It went right there. 6 bands to get your Dixxer. He says, What are you talking about? We're trying to holla at him. I was trying to ask why he ain't let it come 1:25:49 up. She said, 6 bands. Would you do it again? Try to save it. No face, no case, 6 bands. Casilla on your text. 1:25:58 Would you do it again? Hey, Cuda. Don't start your... That 1:26:08 nigga will be only, only, only... You look so excited. Do you want to meet her? Oh, I'm so excited. Word. Do you want to meet her? Is that what the... 1:26:16 No, no, I'm leaning into it, but she's dope though. I'm leaning into it. I Just was confused at the excitement. You don't want to make you know, you could 1:26:25 feel the excitement fucking gleaming off this nigga Hey, how you a this shit is no 1:26:33 stop playing with my a you know, I'm saying they all fire But your face is perking up a little bit right now. She's 1 of the prettiest 1:26:41 girls I've ever met. She's gorgeous. Let me see everybody cue up. Gorgeous. I've never seen her in front of a face. First of all, it's my girl birthday. Hi. Oh, 1:26:50 you touched your face. Look at this fucking girl. Look how pretty this bitch is. Is the phone working or not? Yeah, it's working. Listen, no worries. It's just 8 million viewership 1:26:59 and 6 grown ass men. Everybody say hello to my friend, Janiece. Hey y'all. Turn it up, I can't 1:27:07 hear my girl. Turn your volume up. Turn your volume up. Hey y'all, what up? Hey Janiece, how you doing? Janiece, this is- How you doing? Why can't you? 1:27:16 Hey. This thing is so silly. Yeah, why you gotta invite him fun? Girl, that's the catch-all. She 1:27:25 don't even need no coaching right there Yeah we taking so long like dang Mmm Hehehehe 1:27:33 See? This shit going all the way left. This is gonna break. That's Mark. That's Mark. Lamont Hill. Doctor. I'm gonna 1:27:42 go to the doctor. They say. I'm gonna give you to everybody. Be nice to my friend, please. I would be very nice. This 1:27:50 is my friend, but he is from North Philly, a little ghetto. That's Mark Lamahill. Hey, how you doing? He's supposed to be smart. Girl, steals chicken. He's 1:28:00 an investment baker and a property owner. He's gonna give you real serious green eyes, but he don't mean no harm, girl. This my nigga 1:28:08 Ice, AKA Freeze. He smacked niggas for less. His hoodie's bedazzled, but he don't fuck around. This is D-Manny. He 1:28:16 was super excited for me to call you and play with you. Oh my God, Janiece. Oh yeah, yo, this 1 here. This motherfucker was like, oh, call her, call her. Yes. I was like, chill the fuck out. 1:28:24 Oh my, he would not relax, Janiece. This is Parks, he is white. What's up, Janiece? He's white. Parks, 1:28:32 I tell you, he's a white man, but he is Culturally accepted here's my guy poe also what he's white 1:28:54 When you want to come up here? I can come anytime. Friday, definitely Friday. What you doing on Sunday? No, 1:29:03 I'm sitting. He's trying to take you on a date, but you're not doing anything. You're just sitting. Oh, I'm definitely down to go on a date. I'm sitting. 1:29:11 She's single. She is so Pretty You 1:29:30 need to get out. Happy birthday. She did some shit. Look at this nigga. What is your girl? What do you do in a book? This is my third grade. This is my third grade. Yo, why 1:29:38 you so red? What happened? Y'all got to be kidding me. I heard nothing but great things about you. Which Friday though? Which Friday do you want to go? 1:29:46 I can go any Friday. It don't matter. That's peace. That's peace. All right. We gonna lock in and buy a sundae for sure. Oh, he got a birthday 1:29:54 party on Friday Thank 1:30:07 you same to you What y'all both are capricors is capricor season my girl birthday just Thank you same to you I 1:30:30 I love you gorgeous. Okay. All right, man. You money on The 1:30:42 response is always you too girl, but it's like girl She is really pretty like to me. She's has a perfect symmetry 1:30:51 type of face. She is gorgeous. The first she came on my podcast, she mean that was like the, I don't know, but she just stand 1:30:59 up. She opened for me twice, killed, first try. Yeah, and what'd you say? She's a tour, right? She does a lot of stand 1:31:07 up, right? I don't disrespect my own. No, I like her. I'm a fan. See, that's just the thing, right? Because that's your friend, I think she's been popping up so much 1:31:15 in my algorithm. Yeah, that's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. I've never seen that lady or heard of before until Mona brought up. I 1:31:23 never seen that girl in a way. I have no idea about this lady until Mona said something. But what I'm saying is when she pops up it's normally in 1:31:32 interviews. So I've seen a few of her interviews, and in 1 of them, she was talking about like some real 1:31:40 live shit. I ain't gonna make the room at it right now. Escape that sexual. Yeah, yeah. She was talking about some trauma that she experienced and 1:31:50 how it may relate to her behavior or some future thing. It was kind of deep. Career choices and shit. I mean, I know we up here laughing and joking and when your friend come 1:31:58 out, I want to be able to have a good time. But there's some serious conversation. I would like to have like a serious conversation at some point. Not a long 1:32:06 1. She's extremely intelligent and I think that's the 1. First of all I believe that people that 1:32:15 are funny for real Have to have some type of trauma. I think the funniest people have a little bit of 1:32:23 trauma. And she's real blunt like me, real honest. She's just been honest about her life period, sex work 1:32:31 or whatever. It takes a lot of work to even recognize that and then be able to voice it. A lot of people would try to pretend like that's not the case. Like, oh, whatever I did 1:32:39 back then was normal or normalize it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, especially especially the gays, motherfuckers play on the Internet nowadays, but like here and there 1:32:47 you find real people and she's a real person. So she just, you know, she's super honest about it and she a hustlin' ass bitch. She's not, we not from too 1:32:55 far apart. She's from like Maryland DMV area. Is she? Yeah. She's from like not Baltimore, not DC, but literally 1:33:04 just some mid Maryland type of hustle. And it's a Philip. Is that close to Woodbridge or Fairfield, wherever this nigga live at? Why you be? 1:33:12 Is she? Cramp he talking to. Is she? Yeah and I don't even know exactly. Fuckin' hell. But she... You heard her. She's a hater. 1:33:21 She got good combo. Stand Up is hard. And I think Boston, Boston ain't even like no Super Nigga City or nothing. Kill. 1:33:30 15 minutes, first set. I don't even know if she rode a kill, and then we did a couple other shows together. I don't even think comedy is something she's pursuing. I think it was maybe 1:33:38 even a Bucket List thing, but she funny as fuck. I think she could do whatever she wanted. If she wanted to transition right now, I think that she could. 1:33:46 And I'm talking about the bitch made millions in 2025. We spent New Year's together, not this 1:33:55 New Year's, last New Year's and the bitch made millions. We can't wait to learn more We 1:34:04 can't wait to learn more about her and I can't wait for her to get here. For sure. Speaking of millions. Just give me liquor. Wait, speaking of, no. 1:34:12 Jesus. Y'all never even seen me lit. I'm a good time. We haven't. Fuck it, let's take shots. No, we ain't taking shots. Skinny Minnie, 1:34:20 not the bright kid. No, Mona was talking about comedy. Before you go, Mark, I wanted to say, the internet is saying that that TI video where they clowning 1:34:29 on him is heavily edited. Oh, yeah. I believe that. I watched the whole, did y'all watch the comedy special? Why do people keep, no. See, I've been bombing since the beginning. 1:34:37 I watched it. I did. I watched it from start to finish personally I think it means I'm in it's on his website I 1:34:45 think if it was bombing that way, I don't think he put it out He's not bombing he's not getting booed on first of all, he's not getting boo period 1:34:54 the clips are from older sets That's why you can see the outfit is different. He's wearing that ready Murphy joint in the actual special It's a it's a 44 1:35:02 minutes or 54. It's something like this less than an hour It's watchable in the sense that the video is clear and it streams right to your TV. Wait, 1:35:10 Mark, he did his own 45 minute set? Yes. He did a comedy special. It's his own special. It's his own special. It's his own special. He's selling on the site for $10. He did a comedy special. So you go to his website, you download it, and then you can watch 1:35:18 it on your phone. I just beamed it right up to my thing. I'ma be honest with you. And it was, honestly, when I think it was, oh, go ahead, I'm sorry, I mean. No, no, go ahead, go ahead. No, I was just saying, it's, 1:35:29 if I think of like Bernie Mac, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, those kind of people. It's very comparable. You know what I'm saying? You be. No, in the sense that they were 1:35:37 both, Why are you saying those names? They were all on stage, they all had microphones. I see what you're talking about. I see what you're talking about. I see what you're talking about. No, no, no. They told jokes. Let me 1:35:45 give some actual construct, construct. You saw it? Yes, I did. On the what? Before you do that, just let's give it a grade. I'm 1:35:53 gonna give it a grade. Now would you be courageous? Out of 10? On the count of 3, we're gonna give it a grade. We're gonna give it a number. On the count of 3, we're gonna say the same number, okay? Let me say 123, shoot. 1:36:01 Okay, 1235. Okay. And 10 the best? You said a 2? Yeah, I say 5. Okay, let me, can I ask both of y'all? So you think it's the worst 1:36:09 thing you've ever seen You all think that That it was just something that he probably rushed. You should have waited a little bit to do that like wait until he's a different 1:36:17 person. Damn. No, so I'll say this I think I think I think Tia is funny. He has funny moments. 1:36:26 He needs to get with someone who can write that's going to write specifically to how He speaks and what can be best for his character. I don't, 1:36:34 first off, just getting on the stage is some brave shit period. And he has actually hit the market trying to go ahead and work that out. No, he's really working as a comedian. How big was his show? It's 1:36:42 coming along way. Wait a minute, let him finish. He's a newer, He's a newer comedian that's not even really that, he's not 1:36:50 that good. He got about 5 years of. I think it's very early to want to do a standup at this point. I agree. I think you go work on 1:36:59 some more material, get with some writers that really understand what you are trying to deliver on the stage. Now that's the part I'm confused about. Developer act. The writers. Like, listen, I'm confused about 2 things. 1:37:07 Well, first I want to know, do you know who he's running with right now? I think I saw him with, I don't want to say that they're writers, but I think I saw DC Young Fly next to him 1:37:15 and other people. I don't know if they're writers, but. His squad was Clay. God bless Clay. Clay passed away. Clay's like a legend in the comedy game, 1:37:23 rural legend. But that's the squad. Erica Dutch's fucking, Just Atlanta niggas. 1:37:33 I'm missing the rest of these niggas. At least I remember Erica. Shout out to her. But he's rolling with very, very funny people. 1:37:41 Now you talk about writers, that's the part that I'm confused about because At what point of comedy do you acquire writers 1:37:49 like I would think Alicia first stand up was most of your shit Right like I was a page with that I mean I got this I know you from 1:37:57 music and music is a little different with writers but like with comedy I always assumed or from what I know is that more comes in 1:38:05 after you already been rolling You didn't push this shit a lot. You need something new fresh. You did a movie I think I think the arrogance of and and rightfully 1:38:14 so I think the arrogance of people who are really talented in 1 aspect, they believe that they're talented enough to figure it out in the other aspect, and they try to 1:38:22 skip over steps that they probably shouldn't skip over. Here's the thing, I don't know if he's skipping over steps. I mean, maybe the special part is the skipping of steps. The special is the 1:38:30 skipping over big steps. Because most people, what's the big step? Working the acting, working up a routine. But he has been working in comedy rooms. And it's not 1:38:38 working. I'm not. So say, and maybe a lot of people don't get this, again, he did his own specials. So I didn't have to wait for nobody to give me when I got the money to 1:38:46 do it myself. I have the money to do all this shit myself. So I don't have to wait. And he has been actively touring for fucking Bobby Strip. That's a fact. He got booed off stage in- Barclay. 1:38:55 Barclay, it's like 4 or 5 years ago. So that means you're working a good act. No, not good. Boy, that might not be the same shit. Not good. If you got booed off at Apollo 1:39:04 5 years ago, you could have been working on your craft for the next 5 years so that when you go do another big special, you might kill that shit. 1:39:12 Not to mention both of y'all are wrong in 1 way because booing is not a dig at all. No, true. It's just a part of this shit. The heavy hitters get booed. Everybody gets booed. Like I used 1:39:20 to be. No, y'all see, this is what y'all skipping out of. Yes, everybody gets booed. But if you are going 5 years, and within those 5 years, you're not 1:39:28 progressively getting better, or people are not. He is getting better. He got that. He is getting better. Yeah, he added that, baby. If I'm watching that special, that special 1:39:37 does not tell me that you've gotten Progressively better enough to have a special that's different might have gotten better enough to still hit the circuit to still go do comedies 1:39:45 seller and all those other little spots to try to work your act. But you are not at the point, even after 5 years later, to demand a special. That's it. 1:39:53 -> 100:02.200] That's the thing, I didn't demand a special. Here's my take, here's my take. Come on. Is that your first time seeing this nigga do stand up period? Yo, can y'all just go 1 at a time, please? So we can hear all y'all. Is that your first time ever seeing him do stand up?