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0:00 The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I Repeat it 0:08 is not serious. It is not real. No 1 is exposing revealing indicting Or telling you 0:16 anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best 0:24 interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Damn! No, I think it's a good way to start off because I want to take accountability 0:33 for something too. I like accountability. So we can start like that and we'll go over it. It's so funny that my comedy looks like accountability. I didn't mean any of that. We ain't starting with nothing. Shut 0:41 the fuck up. I don't care if I was late. Fuck y'all. Y'all be late. Come on, come on. You can even do that. You can do that. That'll help. We rolling so. We're 0:49 here, yeah. Oh shit. Hello. Tony. You're. Or whatever the fuck y'all like to do. 0:57 The last, the last Patreon, they called me, what was the word? Insufferable. Wow. And I must say, I figured out, 1:05 I'm gonna be quiet on the main vein and I'm going to always be insufferable on the patreon welcome to the jbp happy 1:14 monday happy monday y'all happy martin luther king day y'all This is the holiday honoring the greatest American ever created, 1:22 Martin Luther King Jr. We love you. And fuck his fat nose niece. What happened with his niece? What? She's a Trump supporter. Really? 1:30 His brother, his brother's daughter is a Trump supporter. Damn, that escalated quickly. Yo, that, that, I didn't- Well, I like to keep it positive. Also, while we're 1:38 here, I just want to say something to the team. What's up? I was late today. You were? Very. Late, like really? We missed you. Like really late? Yeah. I almost 1:46 fucked you up Parks. I had to, you almost got me. It was Matt, Matt, Matt. I said, wait a minute, because we're too close to Black History Month, Parks. Yeah, Matt, Matt, I love 1:55 you. I was a tad late today. I'm going to be honest, I was late last week, you know, I've been going through some things personally, but that is no excuse. And 2:03 I want to apologize to everybody here on my team. I want to apologize to the Patroni's at home. Listen, I take this serious. My time 2:12 management skills have to improve because it's nothing more important to me than J.B.P. The Joe Button Network has 2:21 changed my life. Oh, Lord. Giving me all these friends here. And I really want to tighten up and be more accountable. And I would like to publicly 2:29 say today, I will never be late again All of that's a lie It's 2:53 only 1 singer in here. Please everybody else shut up. That's dope. That's dope. That was great. We love accountability. I'm 3:02 glad you weren't here last part. I was but even when I left yeah yeah yeah I watched back something and was like that was a horrible 3:11 take so I do think it's nice when we go ahead and step out of our selves our normal selves. I said something about I 3:19 think Joe had posed a question about would you invest into a prison situation, whatever, and my answer, when I went back and watched, it was like, this 3:27 is dumb as shit. Like, what the fuck am I talking about? I got caught up in a podcast a moment and didn't represent myself morally. This is the prison. 3:36 It was, I don't want to reassure you, they can go back and watch it. A little coonesque. It was coonesque. Sometimes you gotta be able to go, yo, all right, nigga, you was on some 3:44 stupid coon shit. And I feel like that's important to revisit because you don't want to leave that taste in nobody's mouth that you wanted them. That's a mistake. I don't want to come off like that. I'm not 3:52 like that. I don't know. But you know what, I'm not even going to say that. Well, 4:00 we can leave that there. You want to take? No, no, no, no, no, no. I understand, you want me to be fully transparent and honest? We 4:09 all couldn't have the same side of that argument. So I just was saying, all right, cool. That was advocate. No, that's what I wanted to ask y'all. This is the most professional podcast I've ever 4:17 been a part of, right? Really? Thank you. Honestly, it is. This is at the podcast for 7 years, something like that, because I've been booked 4:25 for a lot of podcasts. But y'all pod here for real, right? How do you gauge on when you're 4:33 plotting? Is it worth to take that stance? Meaning some people won't take the stance for the love of the pie, right? For the love of the conversation. But how 4:41 far is too far to go just to have that conversation? Because with me, I don't know how to do that. Like I don't know how to say shit that I don't really feel just for good 4:50 When it these fake ass when it starts as a mystery when it starts to misrepresent yourself morally then it's like I you got a there's sort of things that you can sit on for the 4:58 safe sake of entertainment just to keep the conversation live and stuff. But when it starts to really intersect between your morals and all that, 5:07 I try to set that boundary. And that was the 1 moment where I was like, all right, nigga, you bugging the fuck out. Morally, you don't even believe what the fuck you saying. Good for you, man, 5:15 for owning that, I mean. That's dope, I really appreciate that. You know what, there's this thing about the sincerity in your eyes sometimes. The what? I can't tell if it's 5:23 like... The what in my eyes? I didn't hear you. Sincerity. 1 more time. I'm not hearing you. Say it 1 more time. Sincerity. Okay, okay. I said it. I 5:31 know what I said. Okay. I know what I said. No. Motherfucker. We didn't get caught as to him in that dictionary, man. You gotta be 5:39 sincere no matter what, if he ripping you apart or if he's being, you know what I mean? And I was really being sincere right there. No, you weren't being sincere. I was talking, on my mind I was. You weren't being 5:47 sincere. I was talking to some dude the other day, 1 of the, it was Elevation actually, the boy that make the videos about us. 5:56 Oh yeah. And I asked him how much, how his Patreon was doing and he told me the amount and I was like, oh that's good man, it's gonna keep growing. And he's like, damn, you shoot that. And I was like, bro, I'm not. I'm really like saying I'm proud of you. Yeah, that's crazy. 6:05 I wasn't being funny at all, but I think people think that I'm always being an asshole. Well, yeah, because you're an asshole. Only on camera. But they don't know the 6:13 difference. And that's the thing. And we on camera right now, so when you telling him you're being sincere, of course he's going to be like, yeah. I really appreciate you owning your take. And I do it too. You know, I 6:21 apologize. I apologized to the old girl that time from Love and Hip Hop. Mm-hmm. We know. Tierra Marie. I couldn't 6:29 think. My brain is free because I haven't slept. Shout out to her again. I apologize again. But like, you just gotta be like, yo, that was too far. I fucked up. That's not right. You know what I'm saying? So I'm glad we all, we all do that. Yo, 6:37 yesterday I bumped into 1 of my former cult members. Wait, what? I swear to God. Did you do the handshaking 6:46 all that? I was Not exactly, but what kind of fun? He said, Elise! Come home! Come home, Elise! 6:55 He hasn't present in his amunda! No, because for real! This is the greatest day of my life! Even if multiple left 7:03 the call, it's a difference because the level of fame he has when he talks shit about the call, everybody hears it. So some of them niggas that see him, even if they're 7:11 not in the call, even if certain chapters were disbanded, they still gonna have a certain little salt in their mouth when it comes to this nigga. Oh yeah, the boy that tried to stab me definitely stood with salty. You 7:19 weren't here for that, but that's a different story for another time. Me, I'm good. We're not good. I just stay away from him. What happened when my man saw you though? We're never good with a nigga that tried to stab us. Who's that, the nigga that came by the store that night? Yeah, 7:27 the boy that came by the store, yeah. So, homie, that scene, so you asked me. I was in Knoxville, Tennessee at an event. If you went out there trying to go back to risk. 7:36 Yeah. Risk. No, I was just giving my speech, right? I know. I was recruiting. I won't say who it is, because it's a prominent politician. 7:45 He was in there too? In the state. Yo, what the? Can you say that we block it out? No, you wouldn't know it anyway. He's prominent in the state. He's not, no, like I didn't know who he was till 7:53 that day. It's not a diss on y'all, I'm saying. He's like locally famous, not like nationally famous. So, so I'm giving my speech, and he was 1 of the people 8:02 up on stage, he got honored with an award, he got all this shit. And he was like, we should talk after. And I'm like, people always wanna talk after, you know. Oh, I wanna sell 8:10 you this, I wanna ask you this, I need an endorsement for this, I wanna help you with this, blah, blah, blah. So you ain't recognized him or nothing, like you know that that was- I didn't know him from any of his cast. Got it, got it. I thought he was 8:18 trying to pop. Yeah, he was. Nah, he wasn't my type. He wasn't my type. No, you was his. See, you started nice. See, see. All right, 8:26 you know how this ends. Exactly, face down, hands up. Oh, man. So. What the? Y'all are. Y'all know 8:34 them. Anyway. So you saw him. So I see him. So I see him, he said we talk after. So afterward I'm taking pictures, I'm doing the thing. And he walks up to me 8:42 and he says, yo, you know we was, we part of the same organization. So I'm reaching in to give him the fraternity handshake. That nigga said, Manu Manu. Nanu 8:51 Nanu. You an old ass nigga, man. Word. That's so old. This nigga did a fucking, I'm working Mindy's. Is that the Robin Williams shit? Yeah. 9:00 What's wrong with you? He's fucking 51. That's from the 70s. Oh, last name. So he says, you know, we were, no, we parted up. 9:09 Other organization. Oh shit. Please, no that, man. I still didn't, because like, because the nigga was a politician, prominent senator with the 9:17 white people smiling, he looked polished, he was clean. Like usually when you meet niggas that used to be in cults, they have change cups in their hand, right? Oh shit. This dude, he was like, 9:26 we lived in Georgia together. Oh. 0 shit. I was like, you went to Morehouse? He was like, we lived on the land. 9:34 Stop playing dumb, nigga. No, no, voice change. He said, we lived on the land. I went to your house. He probably was so tired of Mark playing dumb. I wasn't playing 9:42 dumb. He was getting pissed off. You know, Lee was being a cult together, Because once you say that shit out loud, you can't take it back. So he was like, and then we sat there and talked for 15 minutes catching up. 9:50 He was like, yeah, my parents moved me out after I got locked up. You know what I mean? Blah, blah, blah, blah. We had a whole catch up. And he asked my phone number at the end so we could build some more. And I was like, nah, man, that's enough of 9:58 this. Build the hijab back up. Yeah, I did not give him my phone number because I don't, you know what I mean? Sometimes they try to slide back in. How do you say no to the phone number then you change the subject or what? That's the most important 10:06 question. How'd you do that? I was like, yeah, I'm real bad with phones, bro, but let's email. Okay. Yeah. That's a good 1. That's a nice memo. But it was a flash. I was like, my whole life flashed 10:14 through my eyes when he said that. That is a good 1. I say that all the time. I'm bearing with phones less email. That's crazy. Yes, it's a good drawing. I don't think I know this. 10:22 I mean, I think homeboy gets the picture. Yeah, it's an out. No 1 believes it, but it's a polite 1. I ain't gonna keep begging you for your shit. It's polite, it's a good 1. It's like when they tell y'all, I got a boyfriend. Y'all 10:31 know they don't, but that's how they used to, yeah, I mean, I wouldn't want to rekindle all each other I 10:39 wouldn't want to be kind of that way You said what like I if I knew that we wouldn't I would just ignore that like I would just want to start fresh like never mention 10:47 that again. That's like me I had talked to him before the event because again he's a prominent politician and I was cool just meeting him you know I'm saying I didn't know 10:55 he was gonna take the cult angle we would have been cool anyway you have a phone number you know me but nah man yeah it was good though But it also lets you know in every city some 11:03 of y'all favorite people some of y'all respected leaders They live, they know the truth Yo, there's a part of you that 11:11 wanna get back to the truth Some more than others There's a part of you that want to get back to the truth. Oh, I never left the truth. 11:20 Here you go. Here you go. We'll talk. We'll talk. When they was trying to figure out what organization was, he couldn't figure out what was the Illuminati or the old 11:28 doctors, such and such shit. Just know he in a couple groups. I'm in a few. You used to live off the left. I was also a Mason. I was saying you were a Mason too, nigga. I 11:37 don't know. I did my research. Yo, they don't got a cap on how many crews you can be a part of. No. This nigga from 25th and everywhere. How you a Mason? This nigga just sellin' ass all over the place. 11:45 Yeah, like that's just political ass chasin'. Look at the frack. After he leaves here, he going to the Breakfast Club. Yeah. Like, how do y'all do that? Didn't you join 11:53 a gang at Every Hood You Was In? No. Just 1. I repped the same set. No. Harlem Boys Choir. Never 12:01 done that. No. The Harlem Boys Choir. Oh, that was almost a joke. Remember? No, no. We have a molestation cup. That was not a molestation 12:09 joke. That's true. All right. No, it's not, Verge is coming in. No, it's not, it's a, we can't make the inappropriate jokes anymore. If we do, we put $50 in the cup. Hold the fuck 12:18 up. When did that start? And y'all didn't tell me? It's really about Amani getting molested and me being molested. That's really it. We're trying to mature and grow up. Y'all 12:26 niggas ain't the only niggas that been molested? Oh, my God. Are we about to have, like, a molest bond? I know, my molest bond. You 12:35 can't say inappropriate stuff unless you put money in the cup and not tell the most the most inappropriate bitch up here that. Okay so the thing was between me and Mark 12:45 because Mark would always refer to my time with the boys choir of Harlem and also some other things I've done in music. That's what I thought it was the Michael Jackson 12:53 thing. It's really his time. You gotta play this people. It's really his time with Michael Jackson. Remember 13:01 the time. He's the 1. I'm telling you now. I'm up too. I'm just telling you now. He made that 13:12 bitch last night. That's my hunnid, motherfucker. That's the taboo hunnid, yeah. That's my hunnid. That's Ish Hunnid. That's bitch lady. I'm telling you right now. Hold on, you got 1 more joke? 13:20 You paid for it, that's 1. 0 yeah, I'm gonna take my time. Just like the King of Pop. I'm gonna save it. All right, now we're even. No pun intended. I 13:30 was about to put it away. I was about to say that. Never mind. Oh, man. So yeah, Joe, we've covered nothing since you think about it. But 13:39 we had a great time. No, it's about accountability, Joey. Yeah, I know. Do you want something you want to be accountable about? I'm down. Okay, great. I didn't see 13:47 all y'all being accountable back. I was watching you. We all took turns being accountable You be accountable right now Yeah, she was accountable for for extraordinary lateness. 13:55 He was accountable for a coon take I never said extraordinary to the ladies. I'm sorry that was me That was me. Mark and I say something that they want to be accountable 14:03 for. Yes, it's your turn I just show my accountability but give them 100 dollars. What the fuck do I gotta do? I thought that had been a good time to walk back, y'all. Lynn Jones, 14:11 too. Please, I feel even stronger about Lynn Jones now. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Who is Lynn Jones? That's a lie. 14:20 That's not true. Jack the Fool. Why would I take that back? That's not true. You don't feel even stronger about it that's a lot I think was the right thing what a lady oh no my take was the right 14:28 thing I don't have no issue with being kind But you can't do this shit on my clock Now I saw some other like a lot of stuff come out and 14:36 stuff feel that you and I was on some bullshit Totally outside of that it came out that she was indeed 14:44 the very last question. Mm-hmm Yeah, that's all I saw more. They need to ask 2 and 3 are the same fucking questions. That's what I said. 14:52 That's the point. And after she asked, the coach gave 7 seconds, is there anybody else like they normally do, and then that was the end. This is the 15:00 most overblown story. That would have to change. Yo, let me please speak. Well, no, because that wasn't the conversation we were having. The conversation we were having... That's true. 15:09 Yeah. First of all, the story was introduced to us in real time while we were talking about it. And I said, based on these facts, this is what's wrong with it. The question was, should you do that in a press room? And I said no. 15:18 Now what you're now introducing is a whole new set of information, which is the question and answer portion was done, and now she was just adding a nice 15:26 word at the end. I don't give a fuck if you ask something nice at the end of a Q&A. My point was you can't in a press conference use your question time that we're competing for 15:35 to not ask a question but to say some nice shit. That's what I said and I hold on to that. Well, I saw more information. Like you said, I didn't 15:43 know it was the end of the press or I saw a bunch of other reporters and other instances. I take it back. Like it wasn't that big of a deal 15:51 that she was fine in what she did. Well I said that too. I said at the beginning, I don't have an issue with kindness and I don't have an issue with her saying something nice. In fact, when you and I were going back and forth, what I said was, if she really 15:59 wants to say something nice to him, just say it to him after it's over. And you said, well, what if she doesn't have access to him? Well, I guess that's how she got access to him. She asked him after the Q&A was over. 16:07 I'm good with that. But what I'm saying is that if it's a press conference and it's my question, I can't be like, hey, good job, wish you luck. That's not okay. And he's a first year head 16:15 coach? Like, nah, get the fuck off. Bro, outside of that, like, we don't get mad if somebody would have said something negative or if we were to critique 16:23 the coach. You know what I'm saying? Like, so it- I would. If there's no question attached to it, if you say, can you explain why you did such a poor job stopping the run? That's a question. That's a question. Can 16:32 you explain why you do such an amazing job stopping the run, cool, but just why are you a shit coach? That's not okay. It's just not okay. Or if we ask 16:40 like some caddy shit, like oh, so you think LeBron will be here next year? You know what I mean? Like some of those 16:48 questions are not really seeking information outside of being catty or being, you know what I mean, antagonistic. 16:57 So we don't say anything about that. I felt grandma vibes with that lady when she was talking. Me too. I just don't want my grandma to be depressed. You know what it is? I'm saying this 17:05 also as a journalist. It's like, I know how hard it is to get a question asked. I know what it means for there to be, are we only taking 4 questions, 17:13 right? Or Hey, that White House press secretary will light your ass up if you're the ass that's- They would've shut it down. As a journalist, can I ask, 17:21 today as a journalist, do you feel like now times are changing to where you can no longer have that type of a moral stance and you have to now start concentrating 17:29 on focusing on creating moments as well? That's the question. That's the problem. Yeah, I mean, I don't think you should have that position, especially in a press conference. But it's 17:37 a part of it now as a journalist. Yeah, my issue is in a press conference, it's not just about you as a journalist. If I interview Joe Button, I can ask Joe Button whatever the fuck I want. And Joe can end 17:45 it whenever he wants or engage it whenever he wants. The problem is if all of us here, all 5 or 6 of us, excuse me, say we're going to do a press conference with Joe, 17:54 if you start pressing Joe and asking a tough question, by the time he gets to me, Joe will be like, you know what, or his team will be like, you know what, 1 more question because we don't want nothing else. Now I can continue to press or I could 18:02 be like, Joe, tell me where you got that hat from. That's not okay. Or if they say we got 5 minutes and I 18:10 eat up 1 of the minutes, I know that wasn't the case here, I'm just speaking in general terms, it's not about her. Glaze and Joe, That takes away from the group. What I'm saying is it's a group experience. We're working together 18:18 even if we're not in the same organization. So I can't use my, we make a collective agreement as journalists that we're gonna ask tough questions or questions that the public wants 18:26 to know. That's our agreement. And if I don't play my part, it's like not passing the ball. Know why that's nasty? Because this black lady that worked for 18:34 the Tribune that had been there for 30 years, I bet they never thought we was a team any other time with this lady. I disagree. For everything I've read, she's a 18:42 respected journalist who people look up to and admire. Nobody responded that way. Nobody responded that way. And I don't wanna read as a whole topic, but no journalist 18:51 came to her fucking defense. Nobody acted like, yo, this is gang, she been here. That's not true. I've seen a lot of journalists do that. I've seen both. I've seen some people jump 18:59 to her defense, Like she's earned the right to do that because she's so dope. But I think what journalists have also said is like, don't let the heartwarming moment negate 19:07 from the fact that this actually isn't how this is supposed to go. I mean, like if you watch the Grammys, I'm just picking another example and then I could leave it alone, right? Everybody gets a 19:15 2 minute, whatever the speech time is. If somebody doubles their time to give a heartwarming moment, yeah, that's cool. But at some point, you can't keep cursing the dude out 19:23 that plays the music. We all need our moments. We all got it. It's a collective thing. It happens sometimes, though. It does. And people get The pass on it because the person who's doing 19:31 it is respected. All I'm saying is that a selfish moment or an unfair moment to the community can get ignored because it's also really nice. 19:40 I'm just saying like it's okay for the person who isn't happy with it to say, hey, that's not our job. We go in there with a job to do. We don't go in there to have heartwarming 19:48 moments as journalists. We go in there to ask tough questions and to get answers. That's our job. It's not to stroke or glaze or do anything else to the person 19:56 who's in there. It's not our job. Well, we end this with us on opposite sides of this, but that's fine. Back to the Sean McVeigh, Ben 20:04 Johnson shit, and then I have 1 more sports thing for y'all we can leave let's hear more Matt LaFleur's younger brother Mike LaFleur is apparently the 20:12 Rams offensive coordinator oh is that true I don't know yeah they have this just gets better and better don't show his grandson as a defensive coordinator 20:22 Yeah That's peace lastly Rich Paul Does the podcast with max Kellerman? 20:30 He's on there telling everybody's business Recently he goes on there and says, the Lakers should trade Austin Reeves. I wanted to talk about it on the main, but 20:38 I forgot. Go ahead. The Lakers should trade Austin Reeves. They should build around Luca. He's the only 1 that you could trade and get valuable 20:46 pieces back. Like he's really breaking this down, but he's also an agent. So then he goes to the Laker game, apparently 1 of Austin Reeves' agents 20:55 named Reggie steps through his business and they have a conversation. I don't know what took place in the conversation, but how do y'all feel about agents 21:04 and podcasts and is Rich Paul out of line? He's definitely out of line. He's definitely out of line, number 1, and I got a little bit of 21:12 inside information, but Rich Paul is out of line because... I told us off, Mike. Rich Paul is... And what's the name of that book, 21:20 too? This was agent. What's the name of that book? Rich Paul is influential. Rich Paul is influential. So him being on a podcast is not just a joke. 21:28 It ain't us that have no bearing on sports and how it's being conducted on a day to day basis we don't move 21:36 the needle on sports. Rich Paul does. Not just that you had 2 of the biggest premier athletes that were playing for the Lakers at 1 time, yeah, 21:45 Bronner AD. You understand what I'm saying? Playing for the Lakers and so for you to say yeah move AR and they should concentrate on 21:53 getting Jaren Jackson, I'm not sure if he's represented by rich, but if he's represented by rich Oh, yeah, he proposed the trade he proposed very nice 22:02 Especially when you're seen as the voice of LeBron. He said go to Memphis for Jaren Jackson Jr. That's nasty. So, and I'm not sure if he represents Jaren, but if he does, that sucks. My thing is 22:10 nigga, talk about trading Bron. Talk about trading your man and your client. Don't talk about trading my client. And then he fixed it up 22:18 by saying AR would go over there and max out, get the bag that he deserves and all this other shit. I love him, I love his people. He tried to paint it pretty like he's been done. Yeah, like yo 22:26 dog, don't do that, nigga. LeBron's value is diminishing because when LeBron tried to stick the Lakers up and hold out saying he was injured, AR-15 22:35 and Luca kicked ass, niggas barely forgot LeBron was missing. All right, he's not his agent, by the way. He's 22:44 CAA. Gotcha. My side, though, I still think the best move Lakers could make is LeBron taking a minimum 1 year. Nigga, the best move we can 22:52 make right now is to trade LeBron for some middle contract pieces to surround AR-15 and 23:00 Lukowicz. Go get another big man I could catch, go get an outside shooter, and get them niggas medium money for all of them. I'm sorry, we're talking about 2 different things. I don't disagree with what you're 23:08 saying. There's some pieces you could try. I'm saying if our LeBron on the Lakers not wanting to win another championship, I think his best route to a championship is to stay home and take the minimum 23:17 and allow another Max player to come in there. If you want a champion, I'm not saying he should do that. We don't even need a Max. We need 2 good pieces. Sure, or whatever. 23:25 I'm just saying, if you're taking less money, would open up a big gap. But as far as the Rich Paul thing, I think 23:34 it's tricky also because we all assume that Rich Paul is speaking for LeBron. I'm not saying that's fair, especially now that he has his own, he's grown out of LeBron's shadow, 23:42 but I think it also can make people look at LeBron sideways a little bit because people are always wondering is this LeBron saying this is what they said yeah and right and immediately after 23:51 LeBron put out a quote that said Rich Paul speaks for Rich Paul he does not speak for me. Who's gonna believe that? I don't say that don't do 23:59 nothing. That does absolutely nothing. I don't think an agent who's representing somebody of that magnitude on the team that you're talking 24:07 about should be talking about that team and what trade they should make. You can talk about whatever else you want to talk about that has nothing to do directly with you and your team and your players, But 24:15 for you to go up there, that's, it's a little, It's a conflict. Can you imagine David- It's not just a conflict, but it's almost like you- It's not your 24:23 job. There's a general manager. No, but it's a professional to me. I feel like you're fishing at the organization, like yo, dude, that's what it is. That's what I'm saying. You're fishing. Can you imagine 24:31 David Falk saying, Jerry Reinsdorf really needs to cut Scottie Pippen or give him a max him out or trade him? That shit would sound crazy. Yeah, it's nasty. So because, pardon 24:39 me, if he was a part of the Laker organization, they would have find him. Right? Yeah, probably. No, they would have. I remember when Phil Jackson 24:48 was starving to get Chris Bosh. And he would just say little shit like, yeah, you know, we had a 4 like Chris Bosh, 24:57 great interior defender, wham, they was smacking. He got 5 mad times. It's tampering. It's fucking ludicrous. Because you are not a 25:05 part of the Laker organization, but you are a direct extension of the Laker organization because their biggest player is your client. I see what you did there. 25:13 I tried. Speaking of ludicrous. Wait real quick, real quick. Lastly on sports, nobody here cares. The Dodgers are gonna 25:21 be the team to make baseball get a salary cap. Yeah, probably. No, no, it's a fact. After that last shit, it's a fact. They're going crazy right 25:29 now. I think it's cheating. It is. You ain't think it was cheating when the Yankees was doing it? The Yankees never did it. Not to that magnitude. They was- The Yankees 25:37 never did what they're doing. No, they didn't because it was comparable though. The shit that the Yankees was doing 15 years ago was kind of comparable to the dollars today. 25:45 All right, then you not all the way abreast of all the things they saying about the Dodgers. It's not just big contract signings like 25:54 they're accusing the Dodgers are having like an underground Japan tunnel where they watching these niggas since they 26:02 was 6 and 7 years old. 1, 2, all of Chotani money is deferred, which is the part that I'm talking about, is 26:11 like cheating. And it's cheating, it is cheating. And this new nigga, 30 million, 40 million, his contract is deferred as cheating sports. I'm not gonna say cheating 26:19 because it is Well, you deferred all your 26:27 money so and I still got the money I could still go get somebody else Yeah, it's allowable and you're doing it. I can't it's not cheating but I love Barry Bonds. 26:35 It's some wild shit Barry Bonds, they still getting paid. Bobby Vanilla Bobby Vanilla my bad, still getting paid. It's nothing new. A 26:44 lot of these contracts be back loaded and shit like that because that's what they do. They manipulate the numbers. So you might sign a 10 year, $7 26:53 million contract. They don't gotta give you 7 every single year. You know what I'm saying? Them niggas that give you 42 the last year and give you 27:01 3, 2, you know what I'm saying? That's how they play with the numbers. I think where it is comparable to the Yankees in the 90s and early arts is just that they're 27:09 exploiting a system where teams with a lot of resources and a lot of money can win and buy, And baseball was built to me on this farm system. 27:18 That's what made baseball so great, is that you went out and scouted kids from high school, from college, you put them through single A, double A, triple A, and they made it. And so part of being successful 27:26 at baseball was being able to develop talent in your own farm system. What the Yankees basically said is, we'll keep mortgaging the future, We'll trade the farm system and 27:35 Just fucking buy the best player. Oh Roger Clemens. Are you a beast? And we'll take you now that you're in your prime we'll take you from the red sky, etc, etc, etc and Big 27:43 bank gonna take little bank every time And I think the Dodgers have like 8 players making 9 figures and that's where it gets insane That's insane. No, but you know what happens? 27:52 That's crazy. That's come on. Yeah, it's levels. I guess what y'all say It is levels, but I think this is They're gonna lock you in the building It's the 28:00 same as the whole thing And every every this is the thing that I like with baseball. With 28:09 that payroll, it does not guarantee you a fucking thing. So if you spent all that money and y'all don't go to the World Series or y'all 28:17 don't win, you just blew that money. It's not guaranteeing you any wins. It ain't a 7 game series where 9 times out of 10, the best team wins. 28:26 You get what I'm saying? In baseball, you could be 1 and done, and you just blew your 9 figures on all of these players. So I think that LA and 28:34 New York have a disadvantage. You mean advantage? I mean advantage, I'm sorry, over the other teams because they're the 2 major markets in the world. 28:42 So that's enticing to players to come to. The same way New York used to be the shit, LA is now the shit, and we got warm weather. Yeah. 28:51 So you Asian, you come over here, we got a huge Asian population. And you're close to the boom. Yeah. And they market that. Yeah, they have 8 players. This 28:59 is nuts. They have 8 players with active contracts worth $100 million or more. Yeah. Keep this shit competitive though, man. Like at a certain point. 29:07 That's where the cap comes in. That's where you need the cap. Keep this shit competitive. The league already complaining about them. Yeah, come on. Anyway, I think it's Ludacris. Speaking 29:15 of Ludacris. Thank you. Speaking of. Thank you. No, we were kicking Ludacris' back in a few episodes ago because of the announcement 29:23 that he was along with Nelly part of a Pro MAGA or MAGA adjacent music festival and his people have since 29:32 spoken out. By the way, the thing is called Rock the Country. And his team said, they 29:42 said that a mix-up, that there was a mix-up. Lines got crossed. I bet there was. What's the wrong email? To be on there. So he said, Ludacris is no longer 29:50 on the festival. And so your first instinct is, oh. So he was going to rock the mic. Excuse me? So he was going to rock the mic too. Oh, yes. Oh, got 29:58 it. That's a good 1. Go ahead. He'll be here all week, folks, sip your wedges. That's a great 1. But ultimately, he's not just saying the public pressure took me 30:06 away, which I would think would be an honest answer, maybe. He's saying that's not what happened at all. He's just saying it was a mix-up. He never was supposed to be there, and everybody 30:14 kinda got it wrong. That sounds like bullshit to me. Yeah. Yeah. Even if it is, that's a better excuse than the other 1. Or better actually doing it. I would say 30:22 something like your point, like look, like. You think that's better than the other 1? I mean, not literally rock the mic, but like literally like I signed up for a festival. I didn't really know that it was a MAGA festival. As soon as I found out, I backed out. 30:30 We just found out that the festival I think is organized by Kid Rock. Kid Rock is the headliner again. No, no, no. Kid Rock is a known racist. He started this in 2024. Right. 30:40 I thought he was just headlining it. No, no, no. It's actually his festival? Yes. He's an organized... And he's a known racist, correct? Kid Rock is 1 of those people that... I'll say he's a known right-winger. 30:48 I won't say he's a known... I don't think he's racist, but I think he's just a right-wing Republican. I don't have... I don't... No, I was deeper than that. He's more of a racist, and it's like... 30:56 But I think he grew up with all black people or some shit like... I don't mean to be racist. No, let me say, this is why, and this is why you're confused about it a little, 31:05 no shade, is because of the fact that he did that culture vulture shit and made money in the community, got a little bit of respect. He presented, he did, 31:13 a lot of them do it, it's like, oh, these songs that are homages, the classic hip hop songs and he likes Run DMC. You have to leave this stuff with them. 31:21 But as soon as they get a chance to break it there, he go full country, full rock, no more niggas around, no more rappers around, no more rap references 31:30 or rap flows. That was strictly country like he had no dealings with that. That's the white standard. That's not what I'm talking about. It was a little bit more than that. That's the white standard. 31:38 It was a Confederate flag shit that he was running around with. It was the Rolling Stone interview where the interviewer said that Kid Rock repeatedly used the N-word. Openly. Like, Openly. 31:47 It's a little bit more than just... He's a racist. I don't think that it's too far gone to refer to Kid Rock as a racist. And that's the thing. If you think that Kid Rock 31:55 isn't a racist because he did a little rap shit or he seemed to be cool with niggas, that was the whole plan. Honestly, I said he wasn't racist 32:03 because I forgot all that racism you told me. Look, I forgot that piece too. Just be honest, I forgot. You convinced me. I seen some shit on his upbringing. I'm talking about before he had a dollar. 32:12 Before he had a dollar. This wasn't about once he got some bread. But when you run around as a white person saying nigga and you grew up with black people and you know the hurt that 32:20 it comes with it then yeah you want some bullshit. No I'm saying you want some bullshit. Yeah because if I'm not mistaken he's from Detroit right? He came up with a lot 32:28 of like almost adjacent to that hip-hop culture but still poor white. Do we care that Ludacris dropped out, right? 32:37 I'm happy that he dropped out. No matter what the reason is. You ruined my high school years of listening to you when you do this shit now. And it's like, even with Nelly, That shit 32:45 is whack, that what Nelly doing. Like, cause Nelly did a couple different magazines, are you gonna take a bad coup? But to keep doing it is crazy. And I'm trying to hold like, oh, 32:53 I wouldn't go as far as call them racist. In 2026, go that far and call these motherfuckers racist. I'm gonna lean on, I think you racist if it's even close, motherfucker. And it's your job to 33:01 prove otherwise period these motherfuckers racist this shit that's why it's the difference in back in the day where you don't judge people for their political affiliations 33:09 now you have to say you willing to say that about ludicrous and Nelly right now no what the fuck do that what well because we lean in on when he drops out of this. I 33:18 was talking about a white man when I said that, but go ahead, because I've come from the stance that black people can't be racist. So then how do we feel about when Ludacris Anele does 33:26 comply with this or do something, how do we feel about that? Anybody that takes the MAGA check is gonna always look like anybody else that takes a check to get fucked in their ass. Like their 33:34 moral compass and how they really feel and what they really, what really matters to them, what's important, their family members, their black ass cousins back home where they're from, none of that 33:42 was more important than a fucking check. That's how we feel about those people, period. Speaking of taking a check and getting fucked in the 33:51 ass. What? I had nothing, I just wanted to see what that... Wait, what the? No, no, I just had nothing. Is that what it is? I was at the edge of my seat. When I was at the edge of my seat. I know! 33:59 Who did that? What the hell? That Tennessee trip was wild. Right. That's pretty funny. That's crazy. What is the Fix 34:07 My Life lady's name? Ayana Fanzant. Ayana Fanzant. She wants to come up here. I forgot to say. Does she? She hit 34:16 you up? Yeah, niggas work here niggas. She was at tonight's conversations. What about you was? No, no, I wasn't claiming, I was like, publicist that day. I got us a couple good joints, 34:24 whether y'all took them or not. You got us, Janiece. Yeah, if you ever. I thought she was coming today. Nobody picks the day, the girl picks the day, I pick a day, Joe don't talk to me ever since Joe 34:32 lost all his weight. He don't speak to us. First of all, stop playing with my friend. No, no, no. I mean, I'm clowning her. I love her. You know that's his favorite line once he get caught doing a little strange 34:40 shit. No, she was like, oh no, no, no, no. You my sister, we don't know her. Fuck that, Mark. I said fuck that. No, I'm saying she was on Twitter saying I'm going on Joe. I thought it was 34:49 confirmed. I thought it was confirmed. I was the confirmed to it. Only Joe could confirm it. Well, it's confirmed that she's coming. But we had to pick a date. I just don't know which, I didn't want to tell her today because it's 34:57 her birthday. That's the perfect time for her to come. We didn't want to take attention off the road, poor and camper car. I didn't want to do that today. Got you. No, sound out to her, please. Ayanna, 35:05 is that how you pronounce it? Ayanna, yes. Ayanna. She was on Breakfast Club, and there was a segment where she spoke about not attending her daughter's funeral. 35:14 I said funeral, right? I said it wrong still? Better than it's made. You said it like a thug. You're doing better, man. Working on it. You're getting there. So she spoke about not going, and she said a 35:22 big part of it was because of her grandson And the grandson and her don't get along and she didn't want to cause a scene She didn't want anything to happen that would have diverted 35:30 the the moment from celebrating her daughter And they say how old the grandson was? She didn't. 35:39 She didn't share that. She didn't. But obviously she was very comfortable in that. She said She had already accepted the fact that she wasn't 35:47 going to be there She said she did go see her daughter the day before had her own person time But a lot of people just judged her on no matter what how could 35:55 you not go to your daughter's funeral? Right I Wanted to ask y'all is there ever something in life that can happen 36:03 where you will not end up attending a loved 1 or family member's funeral? I have Mrs. Plinney. Yes. Yeah, and I have Mrs. Plinney, 36:11 and I feel like when she says that, the first thing I think is, he's in not-typical size or whatever, he's probably disrespectful, or they've 36:19 had moments where it's gotten so disrespectful that she's at the point where I'll smack this motherfucker, I'm gonna cuss him out. Because to me, her whole goal is to not ruin the 36:27 day. Meaning, depending on what this nigga say to me, I'll ruin the day, you get it? That's how I look at it. So I'm avoiding it to not ruin it Because I will cuss this 36:36 thing out only because she added who he is because he ain't gonna miss it. That's his mother So who's more important grieving is more important. Technically would be the kid. I respect 36:44 when I heard it I first thing that came to my mind was, all right, it's been violent or he's attempted to be violent. 36:53 So in which I would totally understand her saying that even though if it's me, maybe I'm coming with security or protection, but 37:01 does that make a scene at my child's going home service? When I first heard it, I didn't think violent enough. I just think it's 37:09 something so bad that like hub into health can't handle that. You know what I'm saying? It's like just being there in the presence of this particular person is 37:18 I don't need that right now. Especially, I'm already grieving. I don't need that. She explained that. She said it was 37:26 more about making sure that he didn't react in a way. Like she was very comfortable with, once she said in her brain that she was 37:34 not going to go, she had found peace with it and she found her way to grieve and then pay respect to her daughter the way that she needed to. I think, I'ma be honest with you, 37:42 at first when I first heard it, I was like, sounds kinda crazy, but when I really think about it, that to me is some of the most selfless thing you could do. That 37:51 day is not about me and my grieving, it's about sending this person off the right way. And if I know my presence, whether I'm right or wrong in it, 37:59 could draw that level of negative attention, I much rather just not be a part of that. I can grieve in my own way and let y'all have this moment if y'all want 38:07 to have it this way. And especially because you was able to get your own moment, you had your own moment with her the day before. She lost 2 daughters. 2 daughters. This 38:15 is by the way, I was gonna say, Jameer died 20 years earlier. Yeah, it was in 2003 and then she lost 1 in 2023. So 38:23 she's dealing with a level of grief that I can't even imagine. To lose a child, I can't even imagine. It's something just, as they always say, so deeply unnatural about a parent 38:32 outliving their child. So anything that she does to find some peace or some stability with that, I have to respect. I have to assume that if you don't go 38:40 to your own child's funeral, there has to be a legitimate reason, a real good reason. So I'm always going to give her the benefit. I'm always surprised when people pass 38:48 at that moment how people are, and don't get me, we all have our issues, but how unwilling people are to put their own bullshit to the side to 38:57 celebrate the person that's passed. If we both clearly love this person, I'm the mother, You're the offspring. At some point, whether we like 39:05 each other or not, there's no way on earth we can put our personal little bullshit to the side so that we can send my mom, your daughter off the right way. But 39:13 I think that- That's so funny coming from you. What do you mean? How many fights broke out at that damn funeral? 39:21 But see, that's my point. I had no point was the cause of any of that. I actually had people there that I knew I did not want there, but I knew my 39:29 father had to speak for them. But to that point, and I'm with you and ITY, that's for unity, but on the flip side of that, you gotta know the 39:38 funeral is where some people are going for that specifically with that person that they may not see or 39:47 don't see. And that to me is a disgusting person. It is, I'm with you. Because now you're not even able to remove yourself. You're taking 39:55 someone else's death and someone else passing and personalizing it about what you feel and have to now put that off to everybody else. That to me is some of 40:03 the most selfish, disgusting shit a person can display. Put that shit to the side for right now. You put all that shit to the side, handle it the day before, handle it when you go home, talk to your cousins when you get in 40:11 the car, whatever, but when you in that spot, the moment you walk in that door, it's no longer about your personal feelings. I feel like in a perfect world people 40:20 respect what's going on and grieving but in reality people are just people so if you're just a person and your mom dies and you just so happen to 40:28 be immature, disrespectful or not give a fuck or easily set off. It's not gonna matter that it's your mom's funeral when you go up side your cousin here that you have a problem 40:36 with. You know what I mean? Like it doesn't, depth don't bring the best out of niggas, it bring the worst out of niggas. Sometimes niggas is going up side somebody head 40:44 in the name of the person in the casket. Yeah. A lot of times. A lot of times. That's a fact. So she, I just read a little bit. I'm not talking about her. No, I just read a little bit. 40:52 The dude is definitely older because he was incarcerated. They say she talked about him being incarcerated. And they also said that She 41:01 admittedly felt like a failure with regards to raising both of her daughters because she was too busy outside trying to provide for them. So she necessarily 41:10 wasn't there being the best mother that she could have been for her kids. So the boy, I don't know the situation, could potentially have 41:18 some resentment with regards to that situation. We don't know You know what I mean? And so a lot of times people be having high emotional stances 41:26 on certain shit and you know what I mean? Is there anything in the world that could keep y'all from your child's funeral? Absolutely. I don't even 41:35 wanna think about my child's funeral. It's hard to think about it. Well, I didn't mean for y'all to think about it. I know, I know. But to answer your question, yes, absolutely. Again, 41:45 if it would disrupt the peace, Say my daughter was married to a dude that I had a complete beef with or issue 41:53 with and I knew it was just gonna be up when we saw each other. For whatever reason. And I would not go if that was. That's a good reason. That's 42:02 a great reason. That would be a good reason I've had that happen in my family. About 15 15 or so years ago, I had a cousin that passed and 42:11 her mom Didn't fuck with the dude that her fiance that she was with to the point where you know how it gets in times of those highly 42:19 emotional states she damn near blamed him for her death she passed away from pneumonia but she wow it was something you did you know blaming him 42:28 and it was a thing in the family because everybody was cool with dude and this is her mom's and the mom's actually banned him from the funeral. Wow. You can't come 42:36 to her funeral. I can't see you here because this happened basically under your watch. It was a lot of, it was unfair to him, everybody 42:44 felt. Everybody felt it was unfair to do. As someone who's been through that, as someone who's had to put together a 42:52 funeral and had to have people in a space that I knew probably shouldn't have been there. In the same space together. And having to just put aside 43:01 my own personal feelings of what I would have wanted and then try to do the best for what I think everyone should be a part of. And then to 43:09 see that be disrespected in a way. I know today I would much rather have those people find their own way to go grieve and not bring that here because 43:17 especially when the person in the casket didn't represent that or they were the person that didn't even bring that type of drama in their life and then 43:25 to have that last moment with them that be the 1 thing that you remember is disgusting to me. I don't care who you are. I don't care your attachment to the person in the 43:33 casket I think the moment you can't put aside your own personal feelings to at least celebrate that person get your cries out You're a disgusting 43:41 person to me. That is It's selfish. I agree. It is horrible. The fact that you can't go ahead 43:50 and remove the fact that this person, this is their last moment physically on this earth. The last time we will 43:58 see them. And this is what you want to leave as a stain to their memory, I can't fuck with it. You know what's crazy? I think it's selfish, but I'm sorry. Go 44:07 ahead. Welcome to 2026. Being at so many funerals, at least since COVID, or like on their live streams sometimes, 44:16 or you got footage, It's so many viral videos of people showing their ass at funerals, like going up to the podium and 44:24 saying, hey everybody, I just want you to know my mama ain't like, you, y'all have never seen these too? Yo, it was a girl viral on TikTok for 44:32 months because she showed her ass at the funeral and I must say, I enjoy those vids a lot. I think it is selfish, 44:40 but just in closing, I think there could be a scenario where, Let's say your mother passed away or your father passed away and that dude 44:49 her husband used to whip her ass That's your mother in that casket and that memory could come back like nigga I remember you beating my 44:57 mother up when I was little and you get the boogaloo When when she was a lot know or boogaloo with the repass. Yeah, 45:05 no Cuz again, sometimes your emotions can be overwhelming and overtake you. Or your 45:14 daddy's wife in here, you know that bitch a gold digger and she been robbing your father blind and she just show up with some new clothes. Some sisters that start beating 45:22 on her ass. Yo, to your point about him, you know, beating mom's ass, whatever, then he get up there and start speaking and saying some shit that's all coochie crunch and everybody like, 45:30 yo, yo, yo, nah, dog, we know what you're doing and it'll set niggas off. Bring the woman that you cheated on her with. Yeah it'll set niggas off. He put you in disrespectful shape. Like you know I think a lot of times I don't 45:38 think people go in with the intention of some bullshit happening. I think they get set off you're already highly emotional and now in that moment it's just you 45:46 snap. No I think people go in there with the thought I'm about to get my shit off. I think both things could be true. Both things could be true. If I know that that's the energy 45:54 that can be built around this funeral, I'm gonna go ahead and set up maybe some security to make sure that certain people who shouldn't be walking in. Listen. If any security for the funeral as we wrap this up, 46:03 that's probably a sign that somebody don't need to be there. At the end of the day, funerals do bring out the worst of people. And that's something that I feel like if you know that funerals bring the 46:11 worst of people, that stuff you learn come like growing up and actually experiencing them. You don't realize that your parents are dying and their siblings that 46:19 come take everything up out that house. Like shit like that really happened. People get tight or the person has insurance for themselves And whoever's in 46:27 control of it purposely make the funeral cheapest possible so they can keep the change. Like when I tell you, I've seen people do the worst shit to each other, this is how 46:35 you know, most families break down when Big Mama die. When the matriarch dies, that's when niggas stop speaking. My, I have a, at my family 46:43 we get together a lot. We get together a lot, like on my father's side, my mother's side, not at all. When my grandmom died, that shit stopped, it slowed down so much. And she wasn't 46:52 the 1 organizing and inviting people But it's like that matriarch person is what keep us all together Sometimes when the family fucked in the matriarch is 47:00 really powerful the whole family is fucked after that like it's over they definitely happened in my family my grandmother talking somebody looking at you starting to get on 47:08 my motherfucking nerves I promise you I didn't do nothing what you looking at for I'm waiting for a segue what do you what do you stop playing 47:16 what's your favorite what's your favorite thing you get mad you're basically Let me tell you why I like sitting in this seat. So being all serious, this is the 47:24 perfect view to see when it's time for everything to move a certain way. How do you know when something's gonna move a certain way? That's why I usually like to sit there, is the B mic. Cause I look 47:32 to see when he's looking at you to see if he's waiting for you to stop. Cause he make me in. So like I said, nigga, you know what? Let me change my position. Come on, we can keep 47:40 segueing. Let's segue it then. Let's segue. So since we're talking about family, Jay-Z was awarded $119, 47:48 000 in this paternity case. Y'all forget that. Who cares? Pocket change. Yeah, he fucking saved the money. I think it's more symbolic. And if pocket change is the person, 47:56 we gotta give it up. Wait, what was the reason he was getting the money? This is about the son. It's that son that been fighting. The man that was claiming he was the son. The man who was claiming that. That shit is still 48:04 going on. But it wasn't from him. He did look like him a little bit. He almost had me. He almost had me year 1. It'd been 11 years. He almost had me year 1. I said, boy, get that shit up. You need to go to the- 48:13 You see them put the face together on the picture. He need to go to the corner store and check out that corner store guy He need to check out the guy used to sell milk around the way his mother was a hoe 48:23 The internet so stupid they try to take So no listen, you know, they got an app where you could take 1 person 48:32 and take the other person and then put them together to see what the kid would look like. It's called Snapchat. How would I know that that app exists? Or if it's accurate. 48:41 It's not accurate, it's a joke. It was a very popular app at some point. But it's for fun, babe. For some people. Oh, God. 48:49 He did. That shit is always- Omani, however. I did that shit. Right. Oh, my God. You know, we see. A little nigga came out chest-like. We're picking 48:57 up what you put in there. We get it. We get it. Yeah. So they was doing that with- if you put any 2 people together and say that 49:05 they're related, FBI used to do that to black people all the time in Coatel Pro. They'd be like, this person robbed a bank and here's the footage and here's the thing. And you can start drawing, 49:14 for example, with the Jay-Z 1, You start looking at the nostrils like, oh yeah, he might have his nostrils, that might be his eyelash. You can make any 2 people seem like they related if you put the pictures next to each 49:22 other. Before Jay-Z got on that bossy ride, shit, they looked alike. That boy looked like his dad. I'm in there. Everything in New York got a Caesar, man. That's the only conspiracy theory I believe. I thought 49:30 that was whole, son, I ain't gonna lie. I was convinced. I'll tell you this. I said that's fucked up they don't bite that boy nowhere. They don't even let him come to the Roc Nation parties. I ain't gonna lie, I was with you. 49:38 That's bullshit. I have some sources that say that claim is. Bullshit, right? Not only bullshit, but it's not like a 49:46 photo finish that it's almost how can I put this that it's a perhaps a biological impossibility timeline so 49:56 okay just spit it out nigga well congrats to hov congrats to hov Can I speak about this other app that they're talking about since we talk about apps? Please know me. 50:04 You know what we talked about apps, but there's an app now called Courted. Oh, you got it. Your man, 50:13 your man. Hang it up. Your man. No, listen, I thought it was interesting. I know. I bet. It's an app that this young 50:21 lady put together and what it is is you can go ahead and set a deposit for men to go ahead and have 50:29 to pay in order to date you. And also it will come with requirements where you would have to actually pay for her pampering her makeup And I'm gonna put see I'm drinking 50:37 it. It's It's thank you. The name need to be true to it not important But but is it court like courted like a court is this so like 50:45 this morning the person so it's a part of the courting process. So... Yeah, think of it in that apps trying anything. 50:53 What? I'm better nasty than that courting app. I'm so confused. Is the login process difficult? Let me ask you a question. Is it hard to get your avatar? How 51:02 is it? Was it tough to put your credit card in? Yeah. Does this thing apply? It's in development from what I heard. It's not actually... Is this your app? No, exactly. It's in 51:10 development. Are you a tech? Hey, yo, Let me ask you a question. Is it hard to get your advert to it? How is it, how is it? Was it tough to put your credit card in? Yeah. Does this thing Apple Pay ever? It's in development from what I heard. It's not actually Apple Pay. Is this your app? No, exactly. Where do you think it's in development? Are you a tech? Hey, yo, let me ask you a question. Shorty could deposit that mouth. Oh, shit. 51:19 He too over this ish. Oh, my God. Fish, fish, it's your birthday. Yo. Go ahead. Yo, can Shorty deposit some of that mouth of 51:27 his so you can give it. Yeah, I made an update. Oh my god. Sounds like a very one-sided app. Very. 51:36 You got rid of back page. I had somewhere to sell it. People just trying to make prostitution legal in any type of way. They still got lisp for all of it. They 51:44 still got lisp for all of it. This single mother is growing up on TikTok for creating a date deposit app. She also will only date men who pre-deposit 51:52 her quote unquote date preparation costs ahead of time. So if you got the, oh you did that? What's that? What's that? Babysitter? Yo 52:01 that's nasty. That's nasty. I mean a little baby. Shout out to the niggas that used to pay. I think I might have paid some babysitter money. I definitely paid some babysitter money. I'm not playing babysitter 52:09 money. Only real niggas paid your babysitter money. I paid some babysitter money. I'm talking about back in the day, if a nigga wanted to spend time with you, ask you how much 52:17 you make it work for the day back in the day yes that's not popular like it was back in the day it's not I'm telling you all the time 52:26 y'all I'm sure they are but I'm talking about their masses that was a total normalcy back then You didn't have to be a nigga with a bunch of bread or this 52:34 big-time drug dealer. Regular niggas that say how much you made. Granted, some of us made $7. That's not the point. Some of them niggas was making what you was making. Yeah, but that's not 52:42 the point. The point is I want to see you so bad that call off and I'm gonna give you your money back. And I, for 1, miss it. I have definitely done 52:50 that. Then you leveled up and started fuckin' bitches with some PTO. Hey! Word shit. Hey! The 52:59 level, the level. Word shit. Times just changed. You got out the mall, this bitch had 6 days. It's like, I 53:07 think that's crazy. It's true, just like back in the day. The date preparation calls and all that shit. I don't know, I had, I told that story up here before, 53:15 I think that I met a guy and when I saw him he asked me how much did I spend to get ready and I told him he gave it to me like I 53:23 don't think it's like a how much was it if you don't mind me asking 1200 money a 53:32 quick breakdown of how you spent $1200 to get ready? Cuz I'm really- I said- See, see, see, 53:41 I ain't doing that. We doing the math. That's not- Hair. Bullshit. I mean, how you doing with your grab? You grab it. You 53:49 grab it. You grab it. You grab it. You grab it. You grab it. You grab it. It's coming, bro. Listen, he's getting slimmer and slimmer. I'm going to fuck this nigga 53:57 up. Oh, yeah. Exactly. It's your right hand. You grab your bicep. Is hair, nails? No. Of course he mean it. I taxed him. I didn't really spend 54:05 1200, but I remember my hair was like 600. I got my hair braided. It was expensive. And then nails, nails is a buck 50. Jesus. Eyebrows. 54:14 It's like, depending on what you get. Get the extenders. I don't know, I get micro bladed. So I have paid 500 for my eyebrows before. Talk heavy though. Talk 54:23 heavy though now. I've been microbladed like 4 or 5 times. Since these bitches is playing. But yeah, lashes. I got the full thing because I took so long. I didn't even pull up to lay the shit because I 54:31 took so long getting ready or whatever. But yeah, I still spiced it. Wasn't it? Oh, you jumped out looking like a knockout. Say 54:39 this too, just to, if it makes a little more sense, I don't, my shit might be crazy, but I'm never capping. When I, When I met him, it was Instagram, right? 54:48 He had told me, like, good morning, I really wanna get your attention, I wanna take you out consistently for years by the time I say something back. And it never was too much, it never was 54:56 weird, because I'm an advocate of, stop telling that bitch good morning, she ain't gonna fuck you. Yo, That's a fact. But if you tell her good morning every couple months 55:04 with a little message, I think that's kind of cute. You know what I mean? All that gorilla back to back to back and I'm not responding is fucking strange. But if I open it and you've 55:12 been consistent, like yo, I know it's for a festival, I really want to get your attention. That's kind of cute. So when he gave me that money and all that, that was me finally calling him. So he had a different 55:21 vibe. He was trying to prove some shit. If you don't mind me asking, did y'all have sex? Nah. It's so amazing how y'all... She said, of course not. He's a fucking trick. Can 55:31 I tell you why? Can I tell you why? Yeah, tell us why. I smell it. I smell it. And I be trying to keep 55:39 your, wait a minute, hold up, what you saying? Hey, y'all, I got $1200 off the DM. So I got 10 grand off the mouse. Whoa, 55:47 so you want to, yo, go ahead, you're not tricking us. This thing is spicy. This thing a been spicy and using the word dick all day weird mike slam 55:56 I don't know what's up with boy first of all I know what's up first of all yo my nigga is for 56:04 yo yo 50 year old is The reason why he didn't get fucked is because He's been teaching us shit. Why you didn't 56:12 get it? It's a couple different reasons. Number 1, He had too many tactics. So he hit my keys and I caught him hit my keys that turned me off He hit my keys 56:21 purposely. I had to get a key made to my car to get deleted boy because he hit my kid I 56:30 ain't get no pussy, I'm getting my money back. Yo, I'm leaving with something. Remember, 56:38 there's the same dude you said. Some pussy or a car. I'm getting some pussy in the Civic. You said there's the same dude 56:46 that you thought was cute that he was spacing out this shit because you didn't think it was weird. But all that time, he was still a weirdo. Probably. But why is he 56:54 a weirdo? Because he kept saying good morning? That's weird. Man, get the fuck on. He's been talking to himself for once. 57:04 Y'all men. So you mean to tell me, because first of all, I hate that people try to act like you don't bag bitches off Instagram. That's literally the first day and that niggas really 57:13 got fucked, really fucked with. First. But they respond back. True, they respond back, but it's a thingy, manny. This is a thingy, manny. I put it in my top 4 for like a 57:21 week. We on Black Planet. I like this. This is the little thing that he said to me. AOL? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Sorry, Moni. Y'all don't listen to Moni. 57:29 I'm sorry, y'all. I'm scared, but I'm just like, why do I have to talk? I'm sorry. Why can't I just not talk? I don't get it. Finish your statement. I don't have a problem not talking. No, 57:37 we love your stories. I do not mind it. Finish your statement, Mo'Nan. Stop playing with me. I'm not playing with you. We love the stories. We just, nobody on here gets to finish the story without getting clowned, just so you know. 57:46 That ain't personal. Bullshit. I told him I found a missing kid and these niggas made jokes That's just how this place roll you told him what I'll tell you later cuz we All 57:55 ears we all so you ain't giving no pussy while first of all try to steal your car He didn't try to steal my car, bro I guess he wanted me to stay a little longer or something, but 58:03 he hid my keys, but I figured it out. I figured out that he hid my keys. I would have never knew. Was this the first night? Like the second time, because I kept... So he already 58:11 didn't get no pussy, and then the second... He didn't even try to fuck me on the first draw. Why aren't he trying to fuck me? Because he paid me for what I got done, that dance. Yes. Yes. He's 58:19 not that deep. Niggas don't be thirsty like that about that little boy. That boy was a criminal. All right, a little finger pop, a little finger bang. He didn't even try. He put that down. But that's the thing. Can I tell y'all something? Did 58:27 you try anything though? Huh, me? No, go ahead. Listen, listen. We gotta hear his side of the story. All right, y'all do. Let me hear Paul in. Listen, he. 58:35 We gonna ask him. He know he come home? Listen, y'all. Bro, it get funnier if y'all shut the fuck up. Listen, listen, we got here inside of story. I y'all do Bro I am I am a fan 58:43 of small dicks, right? I've noticed over the years that a nigga with a low ass dick, I tell you in different ways, okay? The most recent time I ever asked 58:52 somebody about their dick, I said, yo, how big is your dick? You got a big dick? He said, I don't know. I automatically know you got a low ass dick, but even saying it, right? With him, I 59:00 think that he was shy to show that Lil' Ass Gat he had. So what he did was, was when we went to his house, because we did 59:08 go to his house, probably like the third occasion or something, he went to get dressed. Like he was getting dressed, he was going somewhere. He took his clothes off and got in the shower in front of me. I feel 59:16 like that was his soft launch, like his little as shit. Because you guys think I'm funny, for a nigga to be intimidated to pull out that little ass gap. Maybe that's why he ain't tried to fuck me before at 59:24 first. When you seen it, you say anything? I smelt his ass. I felt like I smelt him. Like When he, this is what he did, he literally took his clothes off and got 59:32 in the shower. That's all he did. And we were like in the same room and I felt like I smell ass. Oh. Okay, can I tell you? Sidebar, plus he got a lot 59:40 of money and I've ran into niggas with worse hygiene with the money versus niggas with bad hygiene. I feel like a nigga with the broke niggas, they 59:48 wash their ass and all that. But I've ran into, especially people that get street money, that their hygiene ain't there. Haven't you? Like a nigga with bread think he got breast-sick. Can I give you what he was really 59:57 probably trying to do? What? So, I don't know how I know this, but usually what would happen is guys would try to 1:00:05 try guys would try to create some type of sexual Moment without actually pressing you right? So to kind of introduce the idea that eventually 1:00:13 we gonna fuck Okay, so the easiest way in his brain probably was to do that. Show the baby cat. Was to get naked around you. I'm gonna take a shower. And see how you react. Yeah. Because 1:00:21 if you get that comfortable and you don't wanna be in the other room and no do your thing. Right. It'll tell us that I might be able to hit. Hey yo, real quick, I just wanna say daddy, 1:00:29 you need me to watch that back. That's what I'm waiting for. He wasn't there. He was waiting for all that. We wasn't there though yet. But listen, this is what I'm saying to you. That makes total sense to me. But when 1:00:37 I tell you, I think he was afraid to pull that low ass dick out with me waiting on it. Why don't you think that was a way for him to show me my dick is literally 1:00:46 3 inches? Why would he want to show you that now? Because I don't want to have that uncomfortable moment where I'm on top of you and we're about to fuck and now you know. And I gotta keep back like it's 1:00:54 slipping out. No, niggas would watch that shit. Hey Mona, Mona, Mona, Mona, listen to some men. I'm not dipping this niggas ass. You wrong here. I'm just ass, I'm just 1:01:02 ass. He don't give a fuck. And he don't care about that little ass dick. All right. If you don't give him a dick, why don't you grow between him showing you his shower or him laying down on you? It wasn't about it 1:01:10 growing. It was about, well, at least she seen it. All I'm saying to y'all is that either way, I would love, of course I'm gonna take it from a man first 1:01:18 But I'm just letting y'all know either way I smell a little bit of ass in here and I said something y'all know me I was like what your 1:01:26 bus thing? That's why you got it up. That's what I said. He like it I feel like this is a good time to let Everybody 1:01:34 in here know prospect There is a dude on reddit Who wrote out like a really long? 1:01:44 Dissertation like some thesis shit about his theories about everybody's meat in here. I love that. Is 1:01:52 it dude? Can I read it? Your homeboy. Can I read it out loud? No. Is this the same dude that named Amani the sexiest dude on the pod last year? Remember him? You 1:02:01 know what? I forgot all about that. I'll send it to you. You know, I'll post it. Ahem. Oh shit. So 1 1:02:09 of my favorite things to do if working overnight is listening to old pies and theorizing what every Potter's meat situation is, pause. 1:02:17 So this is a pause. No, you can't pause. You can't pause. Fuck that. That's my favorite part. I would much rather this person be gay. Yes. The 1:02:25 fact that he don't know he gay is the best part. All right, go ahead. All right, y'all ready? Can I finish? Please. What I got. Joe, nothing 1:02:33 incredible, but honestly pretty solid. Like 6 inches, decent girth. Gets decent work in, low hanging balls. Yo, 1:02:42 this nigga is sick. Look at these a therapist. Excuse me. Ish. Classic, 1:02:52 in quotations, boyfriend meat. Like 5 inches, but pretty girthy, so it doesn't at all look lacking. Puts up 1:03:00 a dependable performance. So he got you shorter? Biggest. He got you shorter and fatter than you. He got you the average Baratheon meat size. He 1:03:09 gave you Baratheon meat. Let's not laugh yet though. I know, right? We on deck. He might kill us. All right, go ahead. You know what? I'm going to just 1:03:17 shut the fuck up ice oh shit absolutely revolting me But 1:03:26 extremely thin total pencil meat looks hideous it doesn't feel satisfying. Always super dry too, and chafing. I 1:03:34 had to chafing. I had to chafing. I had to chafing. You get the remix, right? You just said super dry. Sidebar, we hate skinny dicks. Oh my God, how did 1:03:43 you know, boy? You sure you don't like that? Anyway, I hate a skinny dick, boy. Oh, 1:03:52 this might be my favorite here. Flip, sleeper meat. Not a shower, but gets up to a strong 7. A shower, a 1:04:00 shower. A shower, I'm sorry. But gets up to a strong 7 inches girth is decent, but not remarkable I really wish that said he look like he don't take showers 1:04:08 big flip mark Absolutely devious intelligent daishiki me I added the dashikin is 7.5 1:04:17 inches slightly curves up, extremely isn't all caps, sir. Listen, pause. You, my good brother, are a homosexual. 1:04:27 I love you and I ain't judging you, but there is no straight man in the world that would tell a nigga that his penis is not only 7.5 inches 1:04:35 and slightly curved but extremely all caps girthly. You put extremely in caps, King. He said extremely girthy. He's in a cult, nigga. 1:04:44 Balls? Is Dr. York fixed up? Did I get myself 50? 1:04:52 Balls, I'm not done with Marcus Balls. Balls hang super low and slap against the clitoris when doing doggy. You a freak, 1:05:01 too. Always looks well hydrated. OK, you keep that grease on that meat, boy. Parks! Monstrosity 1:05:10 meat. Like 9 inches. Like 1:05:40 9 inches with tons of girth. Ridiculously large balls. A shower and a grower. The problem is it's actually 1:05:48 too big, makes not hitting the cervix hard, and limits versatility. Damn, Parks fucking up the cervix. Bro, we're definitely not doing these people correct. 1:05:57 Really? No, no we're not doing those. Are we skipping her? Cause like why would you do? He knew I had a penis too, he got my dick on here too. Let me see. Oh, he's just giving 1:06:05 dicks. You gotta read Mona's. Oh shit, he gave a bonus. Mona. This is too graphic. 1:06:14 It's too kinky, bro. Mona. Super fat lips. Yo. You, you, you. Kinky 1:06:22 as shit, more kinky as shit. Usually bald, but isn't afraid to go full bush Very comfortable like 1:06:31 eating your favorite comfort food or relaxing into a comfy old couch? He calls my food here old 1:06:39 couch! He calls my food here old couch! I appreciate that. Yo, I'm gonna give you the basement couch. Listen, give me his email because I gotta ask some more research 1:06:47 questions. Super fat lips. Super fat lips is so cute. You're going to jail, buddy. Yeah, for real. Dog, this nigga is wild. He has 1:06:55 a bunch of people in here, too, but he skipped them. He ain't do me good. Oh, he meaning out there. Wait, you get left out of that too? No, you know Monty's always left out. I'm left out of everything. 1:07:04 This is 1 thing. I do not mind being left out. Salute my brother. That was a wild 1. I come with Janiece Hart, was on Twitter saying how excited she was 1:07:12 to come up to this podcast. 2 seconds later, you hit her with a retweet. It was 2 hours later. Said you was pretty excited too. Why are you so excited for 1:07:20 her to come up here? Because she's a beautiful black woman. Ain't she pretty? You be trying to get ahead of it, boy. I really thought she was coming to the house with her. I was talking about her on the interview last night. No, 1:07:29 that boy right there. You know what's so funny about these niggas? Niggas be hate though. Why would I not be happy to be around a beautiful black 1:07:37 woman? It's about to tweet though. You could do that without me. Nigga, I'm... I like your style, man. I will beat this. Have 1:07:46 y'all seen my videos? I often do you good morning, do you send her the good morning texts? No, I've never seen it. I've never saw a video. I've never watched a video. I've never seen a video. I really haven't. What kind of videos? I saw her on 4 minds. 1:07:54 Inspiration, prayer. I've seen 1 of that too. Did y'all see her on the Don't Call Me My Girl Show? I did see that too. I think she fired. 1:08:03 All jokes aside, I think when we talk about people who we know from that world, that field, that adult field in certain ways, when 1:08:11 they get an opportunity to cross over and show that they have acting personality and all that, I think it's fire. And she's a dark skinned, beautiful black woman. So 1:08:19 we don't get to champion that enough. So I think you can joke all you want. She didn't have to get ahead of the introduction. She would have met you here, said yo. But 1:08:28 now it's gonna be like, oh you the guy that, you the guy that made that tweet. You hung up on me last night. You said you're gonna cover you and even never call back 1:08:38 And Play with some safe man. Oh shit, you know my I don't want to do that 1:08:46 to you. You know what? Ain't nothing chump about. I don't want to do that to you. Ain't nothing chump about. I don't think you don't chump, but you just might not be able to hang. I know. Reddit 1:08:55 ain't write nothing about your shit. Is that intimidating as a man? Reddit let me know, right? Is that intimidating as a man when she be bad as shit? Is it like scary? 1:09:04 No. Because I would be hype if I got the bitch. I would be hype, but I feel like I could tell when a man is intimidated, but I just feel like, you know. So y'all have never been intimidated. Y'all never had a bitch 1:09:12 so bad that you were scared on most of the bitches. No. Because y'all feel like y'all be capping. That's what I'm saying. Y'all be scared, bro. What do you mean by bad? You remember 1:09:20 never ever had a baddie? You mean like sexually intimidated? Many, many, many years ago. Sexually intimidated, yeah. Yeah, once. What do you mean by bad though? You talking about as far as how they 1:09:28 look or like their actual sexual... Bad only counts for fat ass and big titties, you mean? What are we talking about, babe? Well, no, there's a... Oh, we do the bad, 1:09:36 these are the ones with the degree. No, bad is a bad... Yeah, but bad girls don't usually know to maybe sexually. There's certain women that don't even have to have all that but still exude 1:09:44 like a sexual energy that could throw some niggas off. That's a fact. True, facts. Listen, that's a thing. That's what I'm saying. But I feel like, like in my head, your first time 1:09:52 hitting a bitch with a BBL with a big fat ass, you never had to ask that fact. That's, you not scared to get behind it, motherfucker? No. No. Well, we know you not, 1:10:01 Porks. Mr. Monstrosity. Well, and that's the thing. You talking to niggas. The first time I fucked someone with a BBL, it might have been 01, 02. 1:10:09 Facts. And there wasn't the new nice bouncy thing. Oh, no, the old 1 was like concrete. Yes. I was back there 1:10:17 confused like, what the heck? What the hell is that? With the clay shit. That's when he was doing shots. That's when the plaster was bloody and mess. This shit was terrible. The tennis was terrible too. It 1:10:25 was bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, it was bad. I hated that. It was bad. But you know though, to be honest, You get to a certain point too though in life, you be wanting to meet women that give you that type 1:10:33 of, not pressure, but like, all right, I'm gonna have to show up. Like, ain't no way in the world I can be chump with this person. So she give off that 1:10:41 energy, a lot of other women give off that energy. It's dope, it's a nice challenge. But what if you put on your show up pajamas and she still thinks it's chump? I lost 1:10:49 my way, I'm not sure anymore. I'm asking. You said your show up pajamas and what? What if you put on your show up pajamas and she still thinks it's chump? I lost my way, I'm not sure anymore. I'm asking. You said your show up pajamas and what? What if you put on your fucking, like you said, your show out pajamas and then she still thinks 1:10:58 it's chump? I don't think that'll happen. I don't think that will happen. You don't think that could ever happen? Not with me today if I put on my short pajamas. Now I know when I'm putting them on, I'm putting them 1:11:06 on. So you would just show up pajamas and the field is in trouble. Yeah, I think, yeah. God damn, I need to just buy a nice amount of short pajamas just 1:11:14 to have my dogs. God damn. Mona is so horny, yo. Mona is the horniest lady. 1 day I'm gonna come up 1:11:22 here with my sexapades. Super fat licks. Like an old couch. Yo, he's So soft 1:11:30 and cuddly. Like a hush puppy. Yo, no bitch in the world want to hear a nigga like, man, that pussy good like an old 1:11:38 couch. You ever get a good nap on your girl? I'm old, sticky ass couch. But the funny shit is, if you think about it, that's a dope compliment. 1:11:47 Yeah, I know what he's talking about. Old faithful. Yo, I meant to ask. Except for old countries, we kinda like. Yeah. Yeah, oh shit, this shit musky? 1:11:55 Nah, bro. That's why you gotta put the plastic on. Yo, that's on my TikTok shit. Oh, my God. Yo. That's on my TikTok shit. Who's talking about? Dental dams? 1:12:03 I'm talking about my auntie's couch. You know that old nigga couch with the plastic on it. Did y'all see the other shit from the TikTok that I put in the group chat? Of the person 1:12:12 who drew us? I don't watch TikTok. No, I don't never check our group chats. I paid attention. Shout out to the brother on TikTok who took the time, 1:12:20 it was a brother, right? Yeah. Had to be. Who took the time to draw a picture of each and every 1 of us on the pod. It was really, really- And this was not dick based, right? 1:12:28 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, Mr. Guy, now your next job is to draw the dicks send it in yo don't draw me no more Yo, now that I 1:12:36 think about it somebody drew me from the Nick game with the glizzies at the at the fat Yo dog don't 1:12:45 drive. Thank you. Yeah, but they just gave you the long giraffe. I got it from here, yeah damn. Look how they did my 1:12:53 nigga. Oh wait no, I saw all of these. Yo those drawers no more. E-Manny send it to me. That's why I asked if you had special needs. 1:13:01 Yeah nah, I looked at all of these. Yo, he really pleased to me, bro. I gotta see these right now. Yo, it's the worst. The worst part is I knew who 1:13:09 everybody was, but stop playing with us. Yo, this is disrespectful. That's me. That gotta be E. I say we need to jump on something, man. When I see the pictures. That's Parks. 1:13:21 Yo, just go ahead. Oh my God. It's so disrespectful. Who was that? That's Ish. That's Ish? Planted an Ish. Some nigga mother. 1:13:30 Your mother, nigga. Let me see Ish. That's ice. Nah, but on his page, he draws a lot of different people with it's not 1:13:40 it's not they doesn't have skills yes you could tell you so it depends on whether you It depends on whether he's... I didn't see it. Yeah, it's... You 1:13:48 never know this nigga might have MS. He drawing on the scooter, you know what I mean? You look like... Oh, shit. Yeah. So 1:13:56 you do not have a future in art. Yo, you hear me? Oh. Flip don't look that bad. Oh, shit. Yo, you almost straight on it. You ain't going to 1 1:14:04 situation. I don't wanna see it now, man, bro. Yo, I'm crying. Yo, don't draw me no more. That's on everybody. Let me see. 1:14:12 I ain't get the bar. Yo. Yo, wait, keep going. If I ever see that nigga real Joe 1:14:30 look like a fucking model homeless man. We should send it to Erickson so he can put each picture. This is not funny, my nigga. Joe look like a fucking alien. Why you crying, bitch? Joe 1:14:39 look like an alien or a homeless man. Yo, Erickson, add this meme for the show. Joe look like a brown caterpillar. Let me see. That nigga like, hey you guys. 1:14:48 Joe look like a fuck. What? What? What you say like the Goonies? Who the fuck is that? Yo. 1:14:58 Who the fuck is that? Yo, Mona, that shit's different. Is that Rosanne Byrne? Ish. You want to come home with me? Yo, look how he did most 1:15:06 of it. Ish, give me that, cause I'm writing his name down and I'm gonna send him a nice fucking message. Motivate a gay. 1:15:15 Did you see it? First of all, Mark Gay is a monkey. I told Mark he looked like a gay Olympian. He gave Mark Douglas. Mark looked 1:15:23 like a gay Dracula. I cut your second blood. I cut your second blood. 1:15:33 Let me see the comments. Mark looked like Charlamagne and Ice looked like Teddy from Black Ink. Don't draw me no more. Bro, they 1:15:41 said this is the Drew Burton podcast. Y'all banned from drawing this. Look, first drawn, what did Mona do to you? Exactly, this guy got a bone 1:15:49 to pick with me. It's cool, let me send this to myself. I'm gonna cuss his ass out later. While y'all doing that, and please don't forget to send this to Erickson. Well, 1:15:58 I heard Rumblings, a Quentin Tarantino name being on on 1 of them. I'm this yeah surprise 1:16:06 We know what a what lists The fucking races me to Jones Talk 1:16:16 nigga Parks also looks like I don't know the story What is Quentin Tarantino He's Jewish. Ethnicity? 1:16:25 Yeah. Well, right I think Tarantino don't sound too Jewish. It sounds Italian. I think he does live 1:16:33 in, I think he did move to Israel to continue to practice. Let me look. I 1:16:41 do believe that they did say that. He's mixed multicultural. Yeah, he. Being of Italian-American descent through his father and claiming Cherokee and Irish 1:16:49 roots through his mother. But he married a Jew and is a Zionist, okay. He often embraces his Italian heritage in his films paying homage to spaghetti westerns. 1:16:58 But it says he, I'm just looking at his Wikipedia, it says he, they're quoting out mine, they said he married a Jew and is a Zionist yeah he moved to he 1:17:06 moved to Israel when they were I think when they were bombing and having issues over there and they were saying like it's time 1:17:14 to leave The wife was saying like he was just chilling like Comfortable with everything know what's funny about y'all. I said, you know, they 1:17:23 saying Quentin Tarantino this 1:17:38 theory about him for a long time, but... What's the theory? I'm still not connecting to Dyle. He's way too liberal with the racial 1:17:46 slurs in his movies. I think he did. He said dead nigger stories. They say he go out of his way to put, that always been there. But, pairs with some of his 1:17:54 other stuff, it begins to look different, that's all. He's able to display some of his ignorance through his art 1:18:02 and get to cover it up with his art. And this is the reality of life. That's literally, I'm looking at the accusation that Uma Thurman made from Pope Fiction, 1:18:10 said he was choking on, choked her and was spitting on her while she was filming. He claimed it was in order to make it look realistic. What 1:18:19 scene is that from? Yeah, I saw a law and order about that. That's What scene where he had the choke part in... But Quentin Tarantino look 1:18:28 a little weird. He definitely look weird. And, I mean, the Italians. He displays his 1:18:37 nasty little fetishes through his movies too. Like he has a nasty feet fetish. That's where you're supposed to be able to do shit like that. I never understood the whole you said nigger too much in the Slade 1:18:45 movie. No, no. No, understand what I'm not saying feet by just feet. Every time he puts feet in a film They're dirty feet. 1:18:54 It ain't like no like he has picked up on that 1 But if you watch every film he's in every film he's created on display are some 1:19:02 nasty ass feet. Black bottom all that. Like he has a foot feather scream. There's a market for that. David Chappelle said he was gonna do a strip club where the white bitches 1:19:10 had to put their feet in mud before they could say. The dirty feet whites. Cause niggas like hippie white girls. You call it the dirty feet whites. I never understood the whole, 1:19:19 he used nigger 1000 times in the slavery movie. It's like he does it non-slavery. He did it in pulp fiction. Yeah. Does this sign say dead nigger storage? 1:19:27 No he did it. He did it in glorious bastards. I might be somebody that can't separate the art from the God. He did it in reservoir dogs and there was no black people in 1:19:35 the movie. I don't know. People talk like that. White boys talk like that. They say, nigger, somebody just posted this random interview where they're walking 1:19:43 around the streets of Ohio asking white people, how do you feel about blacks? Most of them started with, oh, I mean, niggas, like from the door, people used to use it openly 1:19:51 like that. What year was this? It was like 91, 92, it's Ohio. Tarantino's had, like even in certain interviews I've seen him do, 1:19:59 and he gets asked these questions often, and his arrogance about it is, I'm not answering it. Yeah. Like, I'm not answering it. I'm fucking quitting Tarantino. He has an arrogance 1:20:07 about him that he gets to hide behind I'm just a creative and whatever. So you mean you're not a fan of this guy nothing? Now that's the sad part I do enjoy 1:20:15 his films So that's the kind of like conundrum I'll be at with him. But I know that that creator, that person behind there, there's something more behind there that he's not 1:20:23 willing to be honest about. He has made some great films. He is also a Sergio Leone ripoff artist. Yes. The Spaghetti Western nod. But 1:20:32 he does make some good movies. What? I love Django, it's 1 of my faves. All right, so let's just throw the nigger part to the side. Oh, yeah. He 1:20:41 hit it well. He hit it well. Hey, yeah, Monty. Hey, man. I mean, that 1:20:50 Reservoir Dogs is pretty good. Come on, bro. Fiction is still 1 of my favorites. Nah, man, you can't say nothing about his movies. You can't. But it's a lot of racism. Yo, yo, yo. Thank God I 1:20:58 saw him already. Huh? Thank God I saw them already. But you know the scary part is that he has black people who really fuck 1:21:06 with him that you would wanna believe that if they're fucking with him, that kinda gets his vouch. Samuel. Like he has people that are attached to 1:21:14 him that we really look at as really moral. That's true. Everybody, some people ain't black, 1:21:22 they OJ, man. Yeah, that's a fact. That's true. I wouldn't put Sam Jackson in the camera. I wouldn't put Sam in that. And I don't know if he supports, I don't know what he thinks about 1:21:30 Tarantino, but if he supports him, now I'm rocking with him. Sam is Irma. My church Jackson seemed like somebody that's just a good friend of his friend. That's what he 1:21:38 seems like. Pam Greer. But Sam don't give me, I'm gonna fuck with you no matter what. Like I don't need to fuck with Tarantino. Jamie. 1:21:47 I would be hurting. I don't know their senses on him. If they, another 1 you're right, if they fuck with him then I'll trust their judgment. I just don't know if they fuck with him. There's a sad part 1:21:55 about people like that, and I'm not putting Tarantino in that, but there's a sad part of knowing that we probably have friendships with people 1:22:03 of a different nationality, different race, that really believe that they can have some of these thoughts and still not be racist. What 1:22:11 you thought? Not me. Some of these ignorant thoughts that in a world perfect, they could be fine 1:22:19 with using nigger with their friends and it be okay and it's still not implied that they're racist or they have these thoughts of. I don't think I have 1:22:27 those friends. Me either. Yeah bro, like let me, I'm kind of over them. I don't think so either, but you just never know. I'm kind of unapologetic when it comes to certain shit, bro. Like, I 1:22:35 don't, like. Them niggas is on the gram getting slid. That shit is all in my algorithm. The tough ass white boy calling somebody nigga. Yeah. 1:22:44 But yo, dog, even the conversation. The biggest problem with the world today is when do we stop like beating people up for being racist like we need to bring that back I agree. That was a 1:22:52 good and I think we can't because it's ice I think Trump he didn't start it, But I think 1:23:00 he definitely put lighter fluid on that shit to give them a you know what I mean? Like some liquid courage and just this morning like if 1:23:08 you type Nazis dot us in a Hit redirects to the fucking government possibly 1:23:17 government websites, bro But I think like I think it don't stop there Like the shit we was talking about the other day with Elon Musk. Bro, I think that if that's how 1:23:25 he feels. That is blade racism. We are stupid for still supporting his platform. Like you can't have it both ways, my nigga. You can't punish 1:23:33 the poor whites, but then say it's cool with the rich whites. Like I think that shit is crazy to me. And again, we'll sit around and make excuses for it, 1:23:41 but I think that if he feels that way, and we still supporting his platform, we the fools. And Gucci come out tomorrow and got a man hanging 1:23:49 from a noose. In 6 months, 8 months, a year, niggas gonna be wearing Gucci again. Did that happen already? No, they ain't have a man really 1:23:58 holding a noose. But I'm just giving you, it don't matter. It's gonna be right back over here, bro. Yes. In a sick world, a lot of us feel like we still 1:24:06 need to be attached to these things, no matter who's rep. It's whack. It's crazy that we feel that way. But there's a lot of people that feel like they're not 1:24:14 attached to the world if they don't have Twitter or any. And that's what. You're not a victim, you're a volunteer. It's a lot of 1:24:22 people who are performative with a lot of this shit too, bro. Because it's hot right now, because everybody's outraged right now, let me say my piece. But when that shit die down, they ain't mean it, They were 1:24:30 just attaching to it. A lot of these niggas don't really stand for none of this shit. A lot of them. It's just, it's most- What are you talking about? Which side? Yeah, yeah. The side like 1:24:39 for- Talk about the people are outraged. Yeah. Like, like, like for example- You're outraged to just to be- Your Gucci example. Niggas going, yeah, we not wearing that no more. That's because it's the popular thing to 1:24:47 say in the moment. They don't believe it and The second it falls by the wayside nobody's talking about it. No more they go right back to it It's just a lot of this should be 1:24:55 performative. Yeah, let me ask you a question if if and I'm personalizing it sure If the CEO of Apple comes out tomorrow and 1:25:04 says something along the lines that you deem to be Racist are you getting rid of all Apple products? I'm gonna be perfectly honest and I'm gonna get 1:25:12 flamed for this. I have a list already where Sorry, you're not getting rid of No 1:25:21 And I think that's a problem Me personally, I just think that's a problem. I have a list of brands that I should, yeah. Because it's a need, 1:25:29 you feel like this. Yeah, like, not for nothing, motherfuckers still eat at Chick-fil-A. Like, it's companies 1:25:37 that are very, very- Some people support Chick-fil-A, it's shameful. What's Chick-fil-A? Nigga, you just had the Polynesians. What's the time the 1:25:45 joke can be subtle? Like, that was the point. It's an old school Christian company clothes on Sundays hate gays reckless stuff, but are they like for real racist 1:25:53 or they just Christian? There There 1:26:03 are things that people want to align with. Like, but you'll still support this company. You've been doing it for years. Like if, I say all the 1:26:11 time, like if the NFL example, yeah, some people Stop watching because of the cap shit, but other people yeah, I'm not either and right back 1:26:19 at it Like there some people just say that shit, but I'm just honest there are companies that I'm here and Apple's 1 of them 1:26:28 So y'all I know I know leave it in the comments And I was 1:26:36 about to say and again this ain't directed towards ice I just think that you can't say, yo, I don't align with you, but I support you with my money. I think it's just 1:26:44 a contradiction. You are aligning with them, and you are definitely even pushing their agenda forward because you're giving them their money. You get what I'm saying? 1:26:52 It's like, yo, some KKK niggas come out but they got some good ass cupcakes. I'm not gonna be eating they cupcake like my suck my dick. And you know they gonna be bland. You 1:27:01 get what I'm saying? I just think at some point, yo, and again, all of us up here, I love every person up here, at some point, we got to be the leaders 1:27:09 in society that we want to see. And I just- That's why I had that conversation. I had this conversation with Isch and we talked about it in the beginning. But 1:27:17 when we... I agree with Isch, but he's still a Cowboys fan. Stop, man. What that got to do with it? Cowboys stand for racism. Cowboys stand for racism. 1:27:26 Jerry Jones was standing at the integration shit. He literally blocked black kids from going to school. Like he's the 1, you ever see that picture when they're like, nigga! 1:27:35 That's Jerry Jones. The 1 where he's like, nigga! Jerry Jones was the 1 who was punishing players for kneeling. The 1 where his arms are back and he's yelling, it's all his spit, that's 1:27:44 Jerry Jones. How do you make, Seriously, how do you square that? How do you reconcile that? I'm really asking, I'm not being funny. You seen Jerry? 1:27:52 Yes, yeah, I'll show you. Ish, don't do it. Your favorite picture, Jerry Jones was living there. I've seen the picture. Ish knows the picture. I know a picture you talking about. Okay, yeah, yeah. A.I. 1:28:01 Jerry Jones is in a hallway with, what's the young, Ruby? I don't know if it was Ruby Bridges, but it was 1 of them, 1 of them walking through the hallway. So you 1:28:09 are taking 19, what is that 40s 50s long time ago, 1940s or 50s, a kid that was maybe 13, 12 years old. And you are 1:28:17 saying that today that individual still has the same exact. No, Jerry was grown in the pick yard, right? No, he was in high school. So 1:28:26 let me answer you, let me get my answer out, right? So We are saying that these people have the same exact ideologies as yesteryear. No. 1:28:34 I don't know if that is the truth. I don't know that to be true. Yeah, I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is that if Jerry Jones came out tomorrow and said some shit about niggas, I would 1:28:42 denounce everything Jerry Jones and tell Jerry Jones to suck my dick. So when Jerry Jones, because I'm not saying that he has, I'm not saying that he has the same 1:28:51 views as he did when he was standing in the crowd along with the National Guard blocking black people from accessing their education. But, I know, because- No, 1:28:59 you doing it though, you doing what you do. This is the thing. No, no, no. I love to finish. Go ahead. When, when players were kneeling, 1:29:07 he was the leader of the owners saying that no 1 on his team, if they kneel, should be allowed to participate in football on his team. He would, that's, I'm not 1:29:15 talking about 1950s, 1906. I'm with you on that. He was a high school kid, he could've just been following the crowd, I wasn't being sarcastic, he really might've been. But when- I don't think that makes him racist 1:29:23 though, what you're saying. It don't, it don't. I'm not, hold on, okay. Let's look at the full body of the chair. Hold on, hold on, let him finish. His father was in the Klan, 1:29:32 right? Or 1 of the, I like to use the White Citizens Council. Jerry Jones' father? Yes. I don't know anything about him. If that turns out to be true, would that change 1:29:40 your opinion at all? No, it's not. He's a cowboy, man, nigga. I want you to finish, so I'll answer every single thing you're saying. Okay, so what I'm saying is, he comes from a 1:29:48 racist family. He did some racist shit as a young person, but that to me doesn't necessarily mean, because you could convert, you could be different. But to me, his position on politics, 1:29:56 his position on the players kneeling, him basically saying you can't be on my team and exercise this right at a moment where players are trying to speak out against racism and white supremacy, to me is a political position 1:30:04 that I couldn't align myself with. So to me, that's a good enough reason to say, you know what, to use your argument, we're enabling this bad 1:30:12 behavior. It doesn't mean you believe what he believes, but we're enabling that behavior by supporting it. Mark, can I respond? I don't see anything showing up. I'm just saying, can I just say real quick? He 1:30:20 was in, hold on. Is it possible there's information out there that couldn't be accessed through a 5 second Google search? The only reason why I'm not comparing the 2, 1:30:29 and I think it's totally different, If Ish just doesn't know that he's ignorant to it, then he's just moving just thinking that this guy just owns a team and blah, blah, blah. If 1:30:37 Ice knows and then chooses right after knowing to continue to do it, it's a little different effect. So now if Ish does all his research 1:30:45 and gets all the information he needs to get and still decides to support, then yeah, I think we have a case, but. I'm saying, let's look into it. I 1:30:53 wasn't doing it publicly. I wouldn't be like, hey, yo, Apple this. The first thing that sticks out to me is number 1, because Joe said something about Italian. I apologize, Let me correct 1:31:01 myself. His grandfather was part of the Capital Citizens Council, the CCC also. Same shit. His father was a black, a business owner who would 1:31:09 only let black people come through his store through the back door. So, yeah. But, totally not racist. Thank you for explaining that. No, but I want to create a critique. No, 1:31:18 but the first thing I thought about was- His father allowed them to come through the front door. But go ahead. Okay. Go 1:31:26 ahead, 1. All I was saying was, real quick, y'all, when Joe said something about Italians, at the end of the day, some might say 1:31:34 that people that Historically Italians have been racist or racists are not the biggest fan of blacks mullions whatever a Lot 1:31:43 of these designers that we love to wear in the ghetto are already known races. They don't fucking represent us with shit. They don't pick models that look like us. They don't, 1:31:51 you know what I mean? They don't do nothing like this. So with all that being said, I just feel like it's not, it's just not something that I feel like 1:32:00 People have to see other people do it sometimes for it to happen for you to get the energy behind it even with you if Apple Came out and said that right But then you start 1:32:08 seeing your mom talk about it and your people talk about it less and less Maybe you know you will be holding on to your iPhone at the end of the day in a perfect world Yeah, we all morally stand 1:32:16 up for whatever, but it's like, everybody in this room supports something that they know are not big fans of blacks, because black people are just not, you 1:32:24 know what I mean? Like we're just that type of people where motherfuckers have a lot of negative connotations other than us, about us, you feel what I'm saying? So I don't know. Fast forward, 1:32:32 Gucci hires Deborah Dan. You know? So it's like stuff change, stuff happen or whatever, but some shit is just public shit. Cowboys, I don't know, Swartz, but I know Cowboys is supposed to be 1:32:40 a real American, real American team. It's nothing more American than racism. So yes, of course, it goes together. You know? My final question to 1:32:49 you, Freeze, if I find out about the revolution before you, should I text you? 1:32:57 Yeah, nigga, I wanna know about the revolution. All right. Nigga, what the fuck? The kind of question why wouldn't you tell 1:33:05 him because freezes so What I don't know her yeah, yeah, he's yeah like he'll say that shit he's 1:33:14 upfront about I love that Just me so honest about it fuck he knows bullshit. He's still like so what I gotta 1:33:22 listen to the police I don't give fuck if they kill a kid. I'm fucking with him. Like, who just has that list ready? I don't give a fuck if this motherfucker want to kill his friend. I 1:33:30 don't believe that he has that list ready. And kill grandmoms. Oh, he got the list. It's written. No, no. But once he said NFL, I was like, so shit, maybe he has a little list. The NFL shit 1:33:38 is tricky too, because while I do think Jerry Jones kind of leads the way on that, like he's been vocal, they all behind the scenes are conspiring to do the same fucking 1:33:46 shit on some level. Agree. Agree. No, the NFL is shady. The NFL is bullshit. The NFL is shady. I think that's the 1 on my list. It's a billionaires good old boys club 1:33:54 of old white rich niggas that are accustomed to, that are, I think Congress is a whole bunch of old white men that come from a time 1:34:03 where they could tell you go to the back of the bus. Right? They literally grew up in the time where they could tell you go to the back of the bus. So I think that some of your, if 1:34:11 we want to be honest, a lot of black people are raised in a scenario where some of us are inherently racist based 1:34:19 on shit that our parents instilled in us. Black people can't be racist. Okay, alright, having that conversation. Prejudice towards whites. And that's just shit 1:34:28 that our kids, you know what I mean, our parents gave to us. So I think that when you get to a certain age, bro, you decide what you want 1:34:36 to stand for in your own life. I think you decide on where you want, if you want to be anti-gay, if you want to be pro-gay, if you want to be anti-white or 1:34:44 anti-black or whatever the case may be, once you get to a certain age, your decisions are deliberate and conscious and they're your own. I think you need a little bit more exposure 1:34:52 for that. Yes, and that's true. You gotta have the exposure outside of what you grew up knowing. So if you are a young black kid, if you're a young black kid growing up in 1:35:01 an inner city where there are only black people, the things that you were taught, you are gonna stand on them as facts. So when you go to college 1:35:09 sometimes, and you are now in a suite with a white kid from Nebraska, that the rumors that you heard about these white people and the rumors that he 1:35:17 heard about black people sometimes get dispelled through interaction. For sure. You get what I'm saying? That white boy from Nebraska might go on to 1:35:25 be your kid's godfather. I actually think that's what- What they say about white people is true. What you're saying? I actually think- I think we speak in a lot of 1:35:33 ignorance. I actually think that that's often Jerry Jones in a lot of ways. I actually think had he not played football and had stayed home, he might have been 1:35:41 more like the family business as opposed to a more kind of traditional. I still think he's racist, but I think it's more of a soft rich white man racist I think you know, I think we I 1:35:49 think we get comfortable being real ignorant about even some of the rumors that we believe about other cultures like Even 1:35:58 when I said about a lot black Even when y'all say when I say oh black people can't be pretty black people can't be racist Like I'm not 1:36:06 having this time black people can't be racist. The oppressed can't be racist. It's impossible. You can't be, you being racist, judges might buy their 1:36:14 color. It's totally different from you responding to what somebody's been doing to you for 1000000 years. It's not racism. It's a reaction Let me ask you a question. There 1:36:22 are oppressed people that are not black. I don't give a fuck. I'm talking about niggas. We can't be racist. We have in the conversation you said oppressed people can't be 1:36:30 racist. No, I'm saying black people can't be racist. That's what I said. She did, but I know what she meant. I said black 1:37:04 people can't be racist because they don't have systemic power. If you're defining racism as the belief or racial superiority and ideology, 1:37:13 then yeah, black people could be racist. I define it the way you do, but I'm saying y'all are really disagreeing on I'm not even disagreeing I said I know I'm saying but y'all 1:37:21 have probably have the same position they do just using different words And so I find we people end up on the internet in a real life having hours about whether black people can be racist The 1:37:29 last thing I'm saying is the part that's fucking me up with y'all Oh the rumors what fucking rumors about white people that aren't true Like historically people people say 1:37:37 about I feel which 1 of that's not true the part where they don't wash feet Oh, excuse me parks the part where they don't wash their feet or their body the part where they go and conquer You know, you know 1:37:47 because I don't I don't want to make this and I think we should just leave it here Although at some point I'd like to talk about strippers escorts and cheating. Okay, 1:37:55 I do think I do think we can stop here Otherwise I'm gonna go straight to the center of the money. Listen, I just want to do it real quick. We have 2 people 1:38:03 in this room who are white, right? We all sit here. We sit in our comfort of being black. 1, 2 and A52 and a 5. This nigga's not white, but whatever. Hear me out. We sit 1:38:11 here in our comfort of all being black in here and all the things that we feel are comfortable rumors for us are cool, right? Do you know a lot of black people like to make the joke, 1:38:20 all white people stink, they smell like dog, this and this and this and this and that. Do you think that that's a rumor that we should bring into a group with 2 white people here and think that just 1:38:28 because that's a rumor that we've been told all our life is true, this nigga never smelled like dog. I think it's funny though. You think it's funny before the other people 1:38:36 who don't like that rumor. But that goes to the bonus point. Part of why it's funny is because no one's ever going to deny you a job because they think that you might actually smell a lot of them. That has nothing to do with the point. The point was all rumors are 1:38:44 true. Shut the fuck up. It's true. I prefer baloney. Yo, let's move on, yo. Now baloney, a case could be made. Yes, yes. A little hot doggy over here, but never look at it. I don't know. 1:38:55 I don't know if that shit is on. I don't know if you get a lot of relationships with people or you see different stuff. I was raised in the hood in the suburbs. I know we play a lot of jokes while we being 1:39:03 ghetto. My mom brought me to the burbs at 13, cold as act shit. That changed your whole mindset when you have grown up in the inner city in the burbs twice. And I've lived in a couple 1:39:11 different environments. Me, I don't know if that's like a politically correct thing or I got white friend things or what but I get a time right now this type of 1:39:19 climate it's like I don't want to hear that coming from no nigga that oh we shouldn't say these are like dogs no who cares I want to get shot about smelling like a dog 1:39:34 I care that I want to treat people the same way that I want to be treated, and that's how I'm going to move, period. We're doing a funny podcast. There's only 2 white people in here. They might get offended by stuff. 1:39:42 But I think it's more than that, though, for me. For me, and also, again, happy Martin Luther King Day, everybody. Yeah, for real. I just wanna, this is a reminder. 1:39:52 -> 100:00.500] We're killing this. NAACP award, here we come. All right. But I think we can