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Yo. My foot. We recording, y'all. All right, let's clean it up. Yo, you can tell the story. You're welcome to. They don't want to hear about our sexcapades.
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Y'all's sexcapades. Y'all, this is a nasty group of people. Who's the nastiest E? Very, very horribly. You and
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Ice are president and vice president. It's think he not as nasty as the rest of the group. I'm not no E. That's his problem. Or an anti-wear condom. And he wears condoms.
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Ugh. Ugh. It's just stink. So do they. You know those things, right? Yo, the condom stink. Discharge. Hopefully not. You
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wear condoms, but you and him are tied with the most kids. I got 2 kids. Oh yeah, that's right. He got more. I got 3. I'm about to do
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a search, I think. Yo, shit. What? You know what you're talking about. You're not even quite sure. Don't do ancestry though, you might find out some
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wild shit. Oh yeah, get you there. How y'all feeling, man? Feeling great, man. I'm good, I'm good. Y'all feeling a little free? Little liberated? What's free?
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Free is when Joe ain't here to keep us here around the clock. Right, exactly. It's still light outside. Yo, we're going to leave when it's light outside. I'm going to tell y'all now,
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look, you're going to get a good show today. It's going to be efficient. It's going to be efficient. Put our best Nikes forward. And the light will still be, you'll still see the sun
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when we say goodbye. I wanted to say put your best foot forward but it's very inappropriate. It's cool. No other nasty men I've ever met in
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my life. No, I can't believe you put it to check. Why you keep hooping me with him? Y'all are cousins. That's my man. I don't get what you... So, can I ask this question? Of
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course. What do you get for footing a woman? I don't know. I have no idea. It was for her. What would 1 get? It was for her. It was for her. She
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wanted it. She says, for sure you... He's like, he's a small foot. He got little feet though. Was this when you was in the 12th grade? No. He had the little feet?
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Nah. That was the best he could do? Nah. Oh shit. Bro, I was grown, grown. That's crazy. What's your foot small now? I weigh a 10. Yeah, small. You're
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6 foot 2, ain't you? Mm-hmm. Yeah, 10 is small. I'm an 11. That's why you look like an L. Oh, shit. Do
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that Michael Jackson lead. What the fuck is this? Yo, that shit was, motherfucker said, sit right there. I said, and started.
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Wait, did she lube it up first? Bro, no. I swear, I'm gonna, yo. I got mad questions. She made me sit up on the headboard like this. She asked for this. She
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did it. I told you this is her strength. I didn't, what I'ma say, yo, let me put my foot in. What you talking about? I thought maybe you was having some malfunctions. Nah, no. Me and E know a girl that'll let you do that if that
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was your bag. You heard me? Me and E know a girl that'll let you do that. If that was your bag, like, yo, I just want to put my foot in you. She go. Am I
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lying? You and E. You making this case. You know a bunch of vultures. You know. That's a big ass pussy. Well,
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he went in on an angle. I feel like this needs to be clipped up. Have you ever grabbed a high top junk? I'm just trying to imagine this shit. What's it, the foot or
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the big toe? My foot, bro. To the ankle. Every time you say that, I kept thinking big toe. I can see toe in it, bro. It's so weird, but. I kept thinking big toe. No, it's right here, my nigga. I'm not lying.
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Oh. I told the story in the pop before. That's why you got gout or something. Oh shit. Oh shit. You got gout, bitch. You got acidic box. Is this a ringworm?
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Oh man. You're getting a great show today, y'all. Oh my God. I just wanted to say, I'm struggling right now, just to get off of talking about all this nasty shit. Yeah, please.
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I'm struggling, my allergies are kicking. Don't say that around Cory and Joe. Yeah. Really, why? Yeah, they think we're not men. They literally say I'm a pussy. For having allergies?
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For having allergies. They don't try to get, I was like, it's Cayman Caesar, I ain't got no allergies. You was running from that shit. Like we was literally like suckers for having it. I just don't
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want to be, don't put that on me. You're not an allergy guy. No, I know you are. I am, but I just take allergy medicine and it stops I take
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allergy yes in every morning, but certain times of the season this shit is the worst like nice I'm gonna with allergies and a sinus infection. So I don't
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load it up before I came in here. I took this I
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don't know if I know pollen though you niggas is pollen pussies Pussies Behind
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the counter the music behind the counter The
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Sudafed from behind the counter got Sudafedrine in it. The 1 you don't buy over the counter is Philiphernephrine or some shit. It's not. You can tell
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he was... Yeah, I mean. They put a little PropaVol in that shit and everything. Who, who what? I don't know. No. I don't know what that is. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson, right? Yeah. The
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Suda Fad from behind the counter. That shit is the shit. I live by that shit. I'm telling you. Parks is like, yo, just go get the 1 with the meth.
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Yeah, keep it right on deck. I got it. I got it. You see, I've been good all day. I'm gonna get that shit right after this, because I think I sneezed all through the night like I'm
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fucked up. You ate that wrong box It's not y'all it's
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who Me I'm the 1 that sexualizes every episode you sent her money you focus on his personal life This
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is not all eyes on you. You hear it. You hear your crew? Me. What the fuck was eating a bad box? So yesterday
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I was picking my kid up. So you were sad. You sound really skeptical about it. And
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this dude was talking, he started making small talk. Okay. And he was like... Did he recognize you? No, he didn't know what I did. He said, but
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he did say, somehow my brother mentioned his sister, I mean, my son mentioned his sister. And he was like, oh, is your sister 7? I said, no, she's
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older, she's 22, the sister he was talking about. And the guy said, you have a son that's 22? Oh he was trying to beg. He was so young.
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And he did the fingers on the chest. You have a son that's 22. He touched you? His own chest. He broke the touch barrier?
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I thought this was a safe space without Gerald. You're aging beautifully. Black don't crack, baby. He didn't say that. He was a white guy, white guy, white
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guy. The good black. Arthur's a white guy. Oh, definitely, definitely trying to bag. That nigga found him a mandinga. So
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we keep talking. You kept talking to him? It was a playground situation. Oh. Wait! He wanted
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to slide. This shit getting worse by the second. On your monkey bars. Come swing over here. He
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trying to bag you at the playground. At the playground. You know. Oh, man. So
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we keep talking. And he bagged Mark. He got your number. I know he did. He says to me, he said,
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what do you do? Look at your IG. I always tell people I teach, right? Sure. Because it's the easiest thing. It's honest. It's honest and it stops any further conversation. Sure.
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I take some lessons. We kept talking, We kept, it's like you've done this before. We keep talking a little bit more. Somehow I say I do media
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stuff that I've anchored or something. Sure. And he says, how'd you get into that other than just having a pretty face? Oh, shit. He was
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super on your body. Oh, shit. Hey, you're not even that pretty. Oh, shit. He just tried to walk. That's how you know he's trying to fuck. He just
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started to let go. He just started to let go. See, I told you the niggas be shooting for me. Oh, shit. You're not gonna shoot for me. Oh,
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shit. Oh, shit. He said Marcus is here. All right so dog, what you say yo? Take a compliment. I answered the question.
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I told him what I said, you know, I went over this but ended up just kind of stumbling into that and I said, he said what do you do now? I said, you know, I have a podcast with my wife. Okay. Throwing
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that in here, make sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's smart. He might be with it though. I didn't, he wasn't. You guys never have guests on? No.
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The good ones is always taking. Oh, lucky her. Oh shit. A good man is so hard to find.
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Oh, shit. A junko. But it's weird because I had just said to my wife on our podcast, like, women don't really flirt with me
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anymore. Why say no 1 flirts with me anymore? I should have been more specific, apparently. And I don't know if this is an age thing, if it's I
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give off Mary, whatever. I'm not that pretty, whatever. But I'm like, I think men be doing that more often than when I was younger. Cause This is like the third time this
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is happening like a year. You think you sweet, yo? I think it's because I'm friendly. Is this at the same playground? Where is this happening at? It's not
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at the playground. But where's niggas' bags at? At the doggy park. What were you wearing? It's some tight ass jeans. You're asking for it?
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You had on your tight jeans. You had some tight ass jeans on, yo. I had on my jeans, so yes. Yo, oh, man. But you get hit on by
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men a lot? It doesn't happen a lot. 3 times is a lot. Yo, out of a year. How many times? Actually, it's happened twice in a year. It's happened 4 times in my whole life But
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to have a hit on by way more than 4 dudes I mean like this is different levels of hit-and-run sure there's different levels of hit. Yeah We know how did you get that job besides having
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a pretty face? That's crazy I Know when I was young somebody walked up to me outside of
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TGI Fridays and was just like, excuse me, I think you were very handsome. That was like the strongest like.
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That was them Long Islanders. Them Fridays Long Islanders. Look what they trying to bag my nigga at though. TGI's. Then another time it's mid.
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Oh shit. Damn, Mark. This is where AI. Friday's get it done. I know the AI Friday. This is the AI era. Friday's on the spot.
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What? But apparently I was 1 of the hoes. I was 1 of the matches. And then the other time I was in New York, midtown, a dude was making small talk, talking for a while. That time I was slow.
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I didn't catch it. And then after a while, I guess he realized that I was just slow and just friendly because he turned to his friend and did this. And I caught that out the window. And
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I was like, okay. Yeah, but in general, so anyway, does that happen to y'all? No. I've been hit on by dudes, yes. Do you always catch it right away? No, no.
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When do you realize it? When he pinch your ass. Right after I come in. I've never. He's a hot dude. I'm trying to get my phone number. Why is he starting kissing
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them? I'm just too nice. What'd I see you again? DTF. I didn't want to offend the guy, man. Sure you can kiss me. What the fuck? I
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tried to pull away but I know what's happening you obviously you told the story I mean it's
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it's happened before but I mean you know what you do was it just a video game time no no he's been hit
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on my dudes. Don't try to play him like that. That's true. And that nigga could sing. And he sings. Oh,
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that's true. Funny enough, most of the time that it's happened, it's been in some music conditions. It's been singers? No. It's been swingers. Sometimes it's singers, songwriters. It's been the writers.
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Entertainers, all in 1. Little execs. King of pop. No, I heard the execs really be on that. I heard they be on some Harvey Weinstein
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shit. Like they'll start leveraging shit. Seriously. They'll do the test, like the cast and couch test. The song. What?
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Hold on, time out. What? You've never heard it? How bad you want this? You've never heard it? That happened to me once that in that you,
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so when the casting couch test happens. It was BBC. Oh shit. Yo, you own
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1, son. He own 1. He own 1. Yo. Holy shit. He's free with your name. That was. The
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irony there is they're all white. They wanted a pass. My Yo!
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Go ahead, go ahead. Continue. So they call you in on some casting culture. What do they say to you?
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This white guy? I'll tell my story about what happened. Oh, please and leave out the name Very very very big powerful
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exact I go do it. A first Audition It was like a bunch of different people going into
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actually audition for something, right? I go in, I go sing a song, and he made a comment. It was like, oh, that's a really, you have a really sweet voice. He's the only 1? No, no,
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it was a bunch of- So you have a really sweet voice. Sweet. It was a bunch of execs. It was a song I was singing in the falsetto. He's like, oh man. Oh, what was the song?
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It's a song I wrote. Can we hear a little bit? No. So after that, I
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get a call to come back. But it's literally just to go sit and talk with him. Oh, yeah. He's so
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intelligent. He said, have a seat. So literally this is what happens
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I sit down and the first things he start doing is just looking at me like this in my eyes. And I'm there like this. That's the eye contact going. But in my brain, I'm also
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on some, yo, how you show respect is when you talk eye contact. You look back in the eyes. So I'm looking back in the eyes, and I'm like, I really appreciate you
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calling me out. And he's like, oh, y'all was locked in. He's, He then said, you have really nice
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lips. Oh, yeah. Oh. 0. And you said it, the better to kiss you with, my dear. I hope. Yeah.
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Aren't you good with them soft lips? You know where to mouth. Hey listen, I'm
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going to say this person's name to y'all and y'all understand what- Y'all, they alive? I can't take notes from over here. Yeah, no, no, no. Oh, okay. But
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the person is... I knew it, yo. So, I knew it. So when that happens,
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I've already heard stories before, I've already been introduced to the fact that, yo, this is some of the stuff that's happened. And I also had like a cast and cow situation with
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a female exec before this. That's the 1 I knew about. So I'm already kind of like, all right, we about to go around the same line, come to find out they both kind of
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worked with each other. They were in tag team, it's creep shit. Yeah, yeah. So then when I start hearing other people, like I shared my story with, and let me just
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tell you, it went horrible. After that little lip comment, if you have any idea of the type of person I am today, back then worse, and literally
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my manager was like, yo, let's get the fuck out of here. Oh, okay. Was Ray Ray there? No, Ray Ray was not, he should have been. He should have been. But I said something really fucked up. Oh
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shit. Really fucked up. And how did they respond? Yeah, meeting over. I'm not gonna lie to you, I think that is the moment where like
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it was like you're never gonna make it in this business Wow, you read it. Yo, what'd you say to the nigga was there's probably some slurs in there. So Say
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what I said, but but you regret that you're not I don't regret it because I mean I read I don't regret it
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because I was violated at the end of the day and I wasn't about to do no cast and count shit. But I do... I mean, like, how you handled
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it. I hated how I handled it, but I also know that... He could have handled it. I wasn't even talking about it. 2 hands.
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Down shift. Down shift. Right? Oh my God. Pop the clip. Oh my God. Listen, I'm telling
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you something. That it was it
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was it was a fucked up experience. It's fucked up. I'm sorry that happened to you. It's fucked up. I had a fucked up experience. Not that bad. I guess it was sort of music industry. And Elmira,
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I'm going to say some names, but they were not present, so I wanna make it very clear. Bob Dylan did a show there, went to the show, great time. Tommy Hilfiger owned a mansion there,
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had an after party. He wasn't there. Anyway, some older dude was like, you wanna smoke some weed or something? I'm like, yeah, fuck it, I'm probably 17, 18. No,
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I might've been 21, I was young in any case. And then like halfway through the little weed doobie session, he's like, you ever like jerk off
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with your friends? I said, all right, man. Thank you. Good talk. You had his wings back bro. Thank
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you. What jeans are you niggas wearing? I was probably wearing some big ass Tommy O'Farrell jeans. And you was puffing on the same joint as my... Yeah.
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Watching them like, Y'all get this out. I like the way you pull. Alright y'all. Come
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on. None of this shit ever happened to you? Never, bro. You've never been hit out by a dude. I've never been hollered at by a dude. You might be oblivious to it. Yeah.
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Like somebody probably came to you, was talking to you for an hour or 2, you thought y'all was just talking. No, no, no, no. That guy's really nice. No, let me tell you, 1 time, I think, but
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they didn't make it obvious, like in y'all case, 1 of my professors. Oh. 1 of my professors. 1 of my professors. In
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his office hours? And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Mr. Robinson. No, I think 1 of my professors
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tried to holla at me 1 time. What was the indication? I didn't know this at the time. Supposedly, like,
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it's social cues or phrases that you say to a... Tell them you with it. Like, do you ever jerk off with your
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friends? No, no, no. Your lips are nice. Your lips. Yo, dead ass. And so- You could say something that you think is regular, but it's like a- 1 of my professors was
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like, yo- A trigger to them, that's 1 of my keywords. 1 of my professors asked me, am I single? And I was like, yeah. And they said, why am I single? And I was like, man- I'm sorry, pause, pause. This is a dude.
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Dude, he asked you why you're, if somebody asked you why you're singing, I was like, yeah, why are you single? Like you're a good looking guy. And I was like, man, these women crazy. I didn't
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know. And he was like, yes, girl, you don't like the women. No, That's a thing that is 1 of the great
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like Batman back-and-forth things to let somebody know you with the shits And I didn't know that
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and then he started like asking me questions the questions the questions But it was at school. I got if a woman asked you why you think you'd assume she was flirting,
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right? No, it depends. No, not always. No, not even. I was like, yeah. I'm assuming more so than no. No, not at all.
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Looks like it. It's a lot of married women will be like, yo, you're attractive, and you seem to have a good head on your shoulders why are you single? I don't think that they trying to flirt with me. He thought you
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had good head on your shoulders. No no
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I don't immediately go to that. I think it depends on the context of the conversation. Yeah, I don't go to that. Yeah, I don't think a chick is flirting with me just because they asked me that. They are. Not even close. It looks like
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you're all or something. No, they usually are. Why are you single is a flirty question. I don't think so. Because I don't think you should be single. I feel like men don't admit it. A lot of times we really be off
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on cues from certain shit. That's a fact. A lot of it. But you already in time. On both sides. I'm so flexible. That's possible. On both sides, we will pick up. We'll think we're picking up on a woman who's
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onto us, and they really don't be on us. And in the other way. Dead in sight, we pay no fucking run to. That's true. That's true. I've had that happen plenty of times. I've had girls ask
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me like, yo, you gay? I'd be like, yo, what you talking about? Wait, you had a girl ask you if you was gay? And they'd be like, yo, I'm trying, yeah, because they low key trying to holler or they
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throwing out mad signals and I'm just not catching your signals. And they'd be like, yo, dog, I'm trying to fuck you. I swear to God, I've had girls, yo, I've had a
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girl, it was a girl, Joe Noah, matter of fact. And the girl tour was like, me and Joe used to be, this was when me and Joe used to be this when me and Joe used to be outside and who
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beat first neither 1 of us the girls started I had a girlfriend the girl started telling people
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like yo dog I think the niggas gay they fab and them had a pool party at Alpine. So this is 20 years ago. Like it's
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a long time ago. And it was flooded. Right? So she comes up to me, she talking to me back. You
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know me, I'm a talker. Right. So I get on the phone, we just talking, talking. She live in West Orange. So I'm like, oh, you live in the,
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so we talk, she start telling people like, yo, that nigga's gay. All he wanna do is get on the phone and talk to me. She was like, yo, the nigga never tried
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to take me out. He never tried to fuck. He never tried to nothing. I'm moving too slow. Like I'm trying to get in the- How long it have been? 2 weeks
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maybe, but when I come to find out she was a football groupie and the football niggas, you know they be like, nowadays, yo what you doing, let me take you out, take
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you out turning the restaurant and pipe. Right. Yeah. I'm going slow like on some, bitch was a teacher and all types of shit. And I'm just trying to be nice. He trying to build, she trying
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to slide. Word, yeah. And I'm being nice and she started spreading the rumor like y'all think the nigga's gay. That my girlfriend threatened to beat her up. I definitely had a lot
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of, like Rem will yell at me and be like, that girl's hitting on you. I'm like, nah, man, she's just cool. She just, nah. They can see that shit. They see that shit in my mind. But they see it when
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it don't be true. No, no, they be right a lot. They be right a lot. They be right a lot. I got no arguments with my girl because I'm telling her, no, she not. All to find out, yes, she was. You've
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had girls blatantly try to hit on you in front of Rem? Yeah, because sometimes we'll be out, and it'll be like, me and my mans and Rem will just
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be out chilling with us or whatever. So they won't know that you're not. There'll be a couple different people around it's not necessarily crystal clear shot sitting
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in my lap or whatever, just chilling. And so a girl come up, hey, what's up? My friend thinks you're cute, like that type of shit. Oh yeah, that's, yeah. My
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wife tells me I miss it all the time. We do. Well, I used to miss it all the time. My girl has told me a few times
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and I'll be I've defended the chick and be like nah I don't even like that. They'd be wrong. Women know like yo women know. Yeah. But the same way that
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we know. When we tell them niggas know They don't understand it. Sometimes. I told my wife,
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this dude was trying to talk to me and making conversation with her in Starbucks. That wasn't Starbucks. I always say Starbucks. It was like a cafe. And he was making some talk to her yesterday.
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She was telling me about him. She was like, yeah, this guy, he does some kind of work. And I forget why they ended up talking, having an exchange, but then she asked him about his work, and he said, well, I'll
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tell you more the next time I see you. That's flirting. No, that's not even flirting. That's direct. Right, and she's like,
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no, he just meant like the next time he's in the cafe. No, he meant I want to make sure. I want to see you again. That is saying I want to talk to you some more. Let's solidify us seeing each
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other again. How about we do? When's that going to be? How about we do brussels? How about we do dinner? Which is exactly what I told her. It's like they
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catch every 1 of ours, But somehow they don't see the shit when it's on them. And she was trying to, my wife is starting to match making business. So
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she was like, oh, he might be good for the pool. Your wife is starting to? No. My wife is trying to match making business.
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You are not, You are not welcome. You don't meet the requirements. I want to hear more about what's inspiring. You're going to bankrupt the company. We
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don't have insurance to cover you. We need a return policy. Brokenheart.com, nigga. No, for real, I think
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that's fine. No, it's dope. It's been a dream she's had and she's going to do it. Her primary goal was to help women, particularly black and
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brown women, but women more broadly, find love and find opportunities. She the female Kevin Samuels. I think she would punch you in the face if you said that
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There's already a no, that's what Kevin. That's what Kevin Samuels his goal was when he well we spoke to him behind the scenes Yeah, that was his goal when he first
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started out. He was doing image consultant for higher Echelon men and value and I mean and well part of it
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There's a woman that already kind of does that on that side, that what he was kind of doing. Kendrick. Yeah, Kendrick. But she doing what he did post. His
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goal where he started off that he went on a tangent, but his original goal was all of his clients couldn't find significant others.
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Right, and it's hard to find people who are serious. And so he started out, venturing out to do that, like to match his clients up with eligible women.
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Is that a sign of, I don't want to disrespect anybody that uses it and I've never used like an app or anything like that. But yes you have. Twitter.
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Instagram. What are you talking about? I'm trying to date you. Yo hold up, that's my Instagram. We use Patreon. All eyes on you. But yo is that a sign
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of like desperation or something? No. I used to think that. Not even close. I look at it differently.
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I think it's an annotation to the times. I used to use apps back in the day. It was it wasn't out of desperation It was just easier to do that than be outside every night Yeah, because you go to a bar you still meet
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a stranger, right? We you and I and I tell people that all the time I got tell women like yo fam a lot of women are single moms a lot of women are
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corporate women Dog y'all can't be outside on the scene like that. So when you meet somebody on a dating app or on a social media platform,
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you can weed out a bunch of the bullshit just in conversation. Motherfuckers can't spell, things be dumb. Like they can't- Just from observing, You didn't even have to be talking to
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them. Yeah, it's true. And then once you engage them on a text message basis or a typing basis, a lot of
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these niggas won't even get to your phone number stage because you weeded them out just in that. Because they stupid. You find out a lot of things you can't, with the values of it.
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Yeah, bro, all of that. Yo, what do you do? Oh, okay, where you went to? Oh, okay, boom, boom, boom. And niggas will start telling on themselves, the same way women will start telling on themselves. I remember
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back in the MySpace days, me hinted at Black Planner, all that shit. You get on the AOL, nigga, I would go to work, and AOL messenger would be up before I even logged
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into my computer. And you'll get to talking. Yo, and not trying to be funny, I'm not trying to shame nobody, nothing. But Chick would be like, yo, you by
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yourself? You'd be like, yeah. Boot-a-doop. And they'll just start sending it. You're like, damn, I've been talking to the smart fucker.
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But you've been talking to somebody for 2 days. You don't know me and you just sending me all this. Am I so cute
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or so funny or so charismatic that you just sending that to me? Yes, absolutely not. No, I don't think so. I think that's your bag, and you just send them shit. Oh, for
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sure. That's what I'm saying. And I don't take it. So again, yo, now you can put that person in a category. Damn sure right. I can't take you serious. Unfortunately,
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We could keep it a buck. We all men up here. You'll put that person in a category Also not for nothing. Let's keep it real like meeting girls at the bar or the club or whatever
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There's a pretty good chance that that's not gonna be a look long-term I definitely people say girls would be like yo, I'm not meeting no dude
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at a club. They only here for 1 thing and I disagree. But why? In my experience, it's usually been problematic.
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You're a whore. Post. Maybe so. Maybe I'm just reflecting on myself. Speaking for myself. I think that,
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because I think, and I tell people like, yo dog, the same dude you meet in a club, you could have met him in church or in Target. Like, all
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of these people go to all the same spots. If you meet a dude in fucking Starbucks, that don't mean he know better than the dude that you meet at the strip club. In a bar,
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you get to know a certain side of a person quicker than you would if you met them at Starbucks. Same person. I like the bar version. Same person, because we have different energies.
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Not necessarily the same person, though. I like the bar version, especially if you get to drink it a little bit because now they want the truth, like your guard. I don't say your guard,
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because that sounds crazy. No, what I'm saying is like when a person is, yes. That's what I'm looking for, yes. The problem with that is that some people turn
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into completely different people when they're sober. And then once real life kicks in, you meet the real person and you're like, maybe this is
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not such a good match. And that's the person you're with 90% of the time. Exactly. But typically it's worse when they're inebriated. Typically, not all the time, the worst side
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of them comes out when they're drunk. Cause they can't control it. Potentially, but sometimes also like the person that is
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sober, that you met at the bar that was mad fun may not be quite so fun, sober. True, true, true. Or willing to engage in a bunch of interesting conversations.
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Quiet and you know what I mean? I agree. That's why you need the journey. So, Marty, that's why my wife is doing the matchmaking. So it's for women, but
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then so the men are kind of like she's trying to find a pool of men who were eligible if you were eligible We've talked about you. Oh shit. She doesn't know she mentioned it before when we did the thing and I Was
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very clear and saying that I'm that's not my wife actually asked me. Yes. Yeah, she did she did she acts and I was It's not something that I'm ready for put your face on her on her on
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her on what you call a front page Page on the landing page Don't
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know I know that's fire. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. That's fine. I mean, I'm excited How much work are you gonna have to do in this situation? Hopefully none. Just
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pay? Hopefully I'll invest. Oh, okay. But you have some male friends that you would be concerned. I don't have a male friend. I
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don't have a male friend who I could credibly and comfortably recommend. That's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it does get tricky.
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That's a lot. Yeah. Because if you think about it, the ones who I think, like, I would recommend Parks. No, you don't have any single friends? I'd recommend E.
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But my single friends? But he's not ready. You know what I'm saying? My single friends ain't the ones that recommend to you right when you single in your 40s. That's not true. I'm talking about my
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single friends I I would no disrespect. I think but you know, you know, you know, you're not ready. So I'm not gonna recommend II Tomorrow he'll
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say he's ready. But in the day That's not no no 1. That's what I'm just saying. You're
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1 of my single friends. I do think though, I would never get in the way of potentially putting 2 people together that I think could really like make sense
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for that moment. So like, let's just say I met someone, or you met someone, right? Really nice person, boom, boom, boom. And
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you thought that this was the person that could kind of meet my energy in a certain space. Now, let's just say both of us aren't really looking for something serious, but you might say, yo,
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this guy right here, he's kind of on the same page as you, I think you guys should see where it goes. I'm with that. I'm with that. And that can end up
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being successful. Now, let me ask you a question. That's not what I'm, I'm with that. If you met a girl, and I hate to say
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check the boxes because it's so cliche, but this girl was dope. Y'all had chemistry,
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laugh, joke, you like where she was professionally, ambition, all of these things. Y'all just had a ton of commonality, right?
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Sex is important to you. You pop, y'all got good sexual chemistry. You wouldn't get out the field? Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
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So that's what I'm saying. Like you are open to being in the relationship. Yeah. That's why I said E be saying he looking for people. And if I knew that. I thought something different. That's why he's been rebranding.
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Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's why he doesn't like us centering him. That's what I was saying. Like, cause E has said up here, like, yo, dog, I'm looking to be in a relationship. I'm just not
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rushing to be in a relationship with the wrong person. Remove it from me. I think there are a lot of men and women who they might not actually be going out
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their way to look for something. But if something comes and they're going to be able to recognize it and be like, yo, you know what, this is something that I don't wanna
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go ahead and miss the opportunity. Me too. I ain't turning down my collar. Like, yo, I'm not going to say no to somebody that I enjoy
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that compliments me in a certain way. You be stupid, you be stupid. You'll be a fool. Especially knowing what's out there. You'll be a fool. The problem is though,
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when women get to a certain point in their life, especially like 35. Upper 30s. Upper 30s, other things start mattering.
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Like for example, if you want to have kids. So now you've got a timeframe. So for us, it was like, if it happens, we're good with it, but we're also okay if it don't. Whereas they have to be intentional about a
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relationship. So if I'm matchmaking, I want to matchmake, unless I just know, yo, y'all it's the perfect connection. I matchmake with somebody with a dude that's ready to be
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intentional. I really feel like everything that really happens, well at least for me, it happens when I least expect it. Like I can
33:27
even look at career path. At no point Did I come back to New York in my brain moving to think I was going to podcast? Didn't plan for it. Wasn't
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looking for it. Wasn't on my brain. Wasn't on my mind. Same. It happened. Same. And it inspires you in a different. So I want to use that in every aspect of
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my life. I just you can't stumble into greatness. You never know. You can just stumble into some shit. God, I laugh at the people that have a plan. I disagree
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sometimes with, and they might kill me. That's peace. They did it before. I think that when
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sometimes, y'all know, everybody knows, my girl knows, I got a bunch of female friends, right?
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And just platonic relationships, and I hear women that are in their upper 30s just talking about dating with intention. And I think
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that it's a mistake. I think that you should know what you want but I think a lot of times women are often rushing because
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the clock is ticking, you start overlooking the red flags, you start really not being compatible with this nigga, but he'll do. Or
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you're, yeah. You know what I'm saying, like he'll diss you too. You know what I'm saying? And so again, I got mad, I got homegirls that's married and was like, yo dog, I really wanted
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to be married. And I made a mistake. 1 of my homegirls, Her net worth is like 1314, and the niggas trying to clean
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her out. It was all her shit. Like her mother passed away, left her mad bread, all that shit, now they married. That's they shit. He trying to
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wipe her out. She said, fire too. I put, fire, I got you. No, I got you. Look,
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and she's like, dog, she said, dog, I should have never married this nigga and I knew I shouldn't have married him. Yo, she moved, she left New Jersey, like yo, I knew
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I shouldn't have married this nigga. See, I don't like that. I don't like that I knew I shouldn't have married him. See, I don't like that. I don't like that I knew I shouldn't have married him because it's hindsight speaking. True, but a lot of times you'll ignore
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the real house. In that moment, you ain't know. A lot of people didn't know. Or you hope for the best. I think a lot of times, especially women think that they could change us or that, you know what I'm saying?
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And you'll hope for the best. But that nigga showed you some signs of shit that you know you ain't really rock with and you ignore it. It'd be less about the person.
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It'd be really about yourself. And you just not wanting to be either alone. Lonely, yes. It's a lot of things like that. Your girlfriends start getting married, shit like that. And you'd be
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like. Family pressure. Yeah, be a bunch of shit. Now everybody can't, now you trying to get your girls to go to the club, but no, cause they all with families. Yeah, you want a baby? Now you ain't got nobody to run
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the streets with no more. Or go to Tulum with no more. Yeah, you can't do the whole shit with. Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you. Not saying hoes, but whole shit. That's why matchmaking in general, as opposed to like dating
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apps and connecting is powerful because it's not just Like who's available they do deep does for example I dated a woman years ago who went to a
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matchmaker and so 1 of the matchmaker activities when she went to her matchmaker Yeah, was like she had to go back to 3 of her exes and like interview them. Oh shit.
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And ask them questions like, what were my biggest strengths? What were my biggest weaknesses? You told her that hair was trash. I don't even remember
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those things. It's all a blur, very fuzzy. I'll shave your shave. But
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like the level of like a good matchmaker, like the level of depth they go into to mix, to see if people are ready and if incompatible is deep.
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In fact, with her, the matchmaker said actually at this stage, I don't think you're ready for a dude. Oh damn. Mmm. Wow. This is what I'm saying, so like- That's fire. That's a good matchmaker. That mean they
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not just trying to take your bread. That's fire. I think the dating apps too must be probably like Instagram or anything else now where it's all paid ads and pay
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to play. So I'm sure it's, back in the day it used to be lit, but I'm sure now it's tough. 1 of my niggas is on hinge. That nigga said, Hinge is off fire. Maybe
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I'm wrong. Word? My man that came up to you. That you gotta be more specific. Wow, you know. The nigga that bag him? The
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dude from the playground. The professor man? He's a professor. Keith. Yo dog, my man said, Hinge is on
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fire. He was like, that shit is rocking. I was like, really? But rocking in terms of beating or he knocking him down off of him. I guess he's knocking him down.
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So he's not, you know what I'm saying? So that's not necessarily- It's that I have a home girl who had moved all the way to Texas, right? And
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she was awesome. Yo, I'm like over this shit. Like, I don't know what to do. I'm on these dating apps, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm about to just give up
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all this shit and just fuck it, be by myself. I say, yo, go ahead, take your time. Word, chill out. Just chill. Eventually
38:01
something to go ahead, cross your path, it's gonna make sense. Went ahead, met a dude off of Tinder. Married. Married with a kid, first off,
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she didn't even want kids before. Today, now, married with a kid, moved back out here in love, she's like, yo, I just never knew what my life was gonna end up being.
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Yeah, right. Yeah. Like, don't care about your plan. But she said she had to just shut down, trying to be in control of so much. Get out your own way. Saying what she won't do, what she will do, what she
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won't entertain. The person she's with wasn't her typical type. Like, literally, like. Type. That's the killer. That's the big 1. That's the killer. That's the
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type. Yo, my homegirl, this is 1 of my close, close friends. She married, and she wrote this long passage after she had gotten married
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to her husband. And she was like, yo, God didn't give me what I was looking for, because I didn't know what I was looking for. I don't know why that sounds so bad. It is bad. She
38:49
said some stuff. I'm fucking it up maybe. She was like, yo, in my wildest dreams, I couldn't even imagine somebody this good. I love
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this fucking ugly chub. She black. Fat motherfucker. She married a white boy. First white boy she ever dated. Like they
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built, I came up here and talked about my people who built the house in Tennessee. That shit is amazing. Fire pit with the accordion doors, all of that. Like some 10,
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000 square foot fly shit. And she was like, dog, when I realized that my type, I keep running into my type, yeah he my
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type. And I get the same results. She said, yo, when you get out your way and start because we turning niggas down based on this prototype that
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we have in our brain. That's what E's homegirl just did. Yes, basically. Got out of her way. E has another homegirl who
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went on a date with my homeboy. Oh, shit. And they met on a date nap. Yes. So they meet on a date
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nap. He's hype. He's sending me the pictures and stuff. Yeah. And he's sending me the pictures and stuff. Yeah, and he's sending me the pictures and shit like that. And I'm like, cool, cool, cool. Sound like
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a great hookup. I look on her IG and she's friends with like a bunch of y'all. So I was like,
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that could mean several things. Mm-hmm. Right? Most of which aren't good. Depending on what you're looking for.
40:11
That's not true, bro. It is true. That's not true. It's absolutely true. That's far from true. You don't do that. You don't do that. That's not true.
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There's a lot of, we're good men up here. Friendly men. Listen to this, even if somebody in a crew pipe, that don't still
40:28
mean- Sounds like a good group. Go ahead. No, even if somebody hit it, they could have hit it 10 years ago, they could have hit it 5 years ago, that don't mean
40:36
she's still not dope. Could have hit it last week and not been my cup of tea. That part. And she could still be cool with everybody. And she could be fire. That's a distinct
40:44
possibility. That was not the possibility. You said it disqualifies her because somebody up here. It wasn't a good sign is all I'm saying. So you're saying the hoes knowing us is a problem. And nobody
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up here, Pike. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I don't care. Okay, cool. When you called me, I'm sorry,
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when I called E, when I was like, let me call E, he's the safest person to ask. Right? Yeah, thank you. Cause he's single. I always call a single guy. Yeah. Cause I feel like he
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can have the most open conversation, whoever is, it looks like it's gonna be somebody in the room. You know what I mean? And I was like, yo, what's up with old girl? And you was like, You asked me what I wanted to know I didn't
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want to know her sexual shit cuz I'm like also you ain't go Yo, you beat Do you want
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to know I was like oh he must have beat that's actually what I was thinking but I was like I don't our plausible deniability. So I don't know nothing. I just wanna know she good people and he gave her a
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glowing report I'm thinking she's good, you know, she's great great person. I just know a response to dating that What he was describing
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his friend as was totally gonna go against what she's looking for, but maybe that's the 1. And y'all
41:50
met him, so. Okay. At my crib. Gotcha. So. Ah, I could guess. So they
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go out, They talk, they have a great, they talk for hours after, they kick it, he's ready for the next phase.
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He's like, oh, I'm gonna take her out for the next date. He was thinking some nice fly shit. Now I'm a dama, now I'ma hit her with the, the omakase. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally, Right?
42:16
She was like, Damn. She was like. Just watching paint dry, fucking with this nigga. She was like, great time, but I don't feel any
42:25
romantic chemistry between us. I mean, I'm glad she didn't waste his time. True. Because again, we too old to be wasting each other's time. But I'm also like, he checks off
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a lot of boxes. Maybe you go out with him twice. Maybe you realize you want something different. Nice guy, great job. I think there still has to
42:41
be some, I think that the romantic spark not being there can be a crutch or a, something like Freudian fucking escape route for a lot of people. But
42:50
at the same time, if you're not attractive to the person, you're not attractive to the person. Attraction is important. It is, it is. But she said he is attractive. Yeah.
42:58
She didn't think he wasn't attractive. She thought he was a nice looking guy. I don't wanna knock him in. That nigga might be corny than a son of a bitch to her. But
43:06
that goes to my point about when you said like you have a list of things you think you want and then later on you realize like maybe I shoulda gave. I shoulda gave and that's what we see and
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women when they hit they 40s, I just. Yo, it don't be just women, my nigga. It be dudes that be sitting there. Damn, I
43:22
had a good 1 over there. No, you're right, no, let me take that back. I ain't sure, I completely right. That's true. The only person I've really ever heard say it out loud, and I
43:30
gave her mad respect, Claudia Jordan. She was like, dog, in my 20s and 30s, I was turning down mad
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good dudes. She said it like, yo, I was turning down good dudes. What you call it, just said it? Was it Ari Lennox? Yeah, yeah.
43:47
Yeah, Ari Lennox just said it. I ain't see that whole interview. I don't see the clips. And closing? Us too. I think all of
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us just needs to have our eye, for the single people, all y'all are good. I think we need to just open our eyes to just not knowing
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what's gonna be good for us until we meet it. True. That's, that's, that's, that's. And being open to receiving it. And that's it. And just being open to when it comes forward, being
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able to take it seriously. He's right. I agree. Yo, I was, I can't stop following this Tiger Woods story. Yeah, I'm obsessed with
44:19
it as well I'm kind of obsessed with great the latest wrinkle in the story or tidbit is that when he was getting arrested
44:29
Not Later not near rain mint not in the police station the middle of it But literally the car the car topples over he's about to get hit with his DUI,
44:37
he picks up his phone and he calls Donald Trump. Yo. And apparently Donald answered. Yo, y'all
44:46
laughing. Yeah, y'all laughing. Yeah Even posted on the social media page like this is a this is a travesty this shouldn't happen title What's a person
44:54
blah blah blah blah? I'm asking governor DeSantis. Oh shit And it was his man's oh, yeah. Yo, yeah,
45:02
pardon him immediately I believe me as a person if you got that pool Are you not supposed to yeah, I saw people kill them for this I know when I'm niggas
45:10
was on your ass and nor you call me and was And I'm told that might be that LSDBA card. That's my man. You
45:18
know what? I'm gonna put a president PDA card. Like I got the president P down. And he's gonna pick up. And he answered. And tweet about me. Word. I'm
45:27
not mad at Tiger. I'm gonna give him the buck. And you're- I don't like that he got that, but- And you doped up. He ain't in his right frame of mind. He was right enough to go president
45:35
these wild fucking whitey's What are you crazy? Listen, it's funny. Did
45:43
he said he said he was stepping away from from golf and all that for me. He said all the usual things. He ain't stepping away. He's doing some sort of treatment. They making you step away.
45:51
You ain't bringing no distraction over here like that, bro. Maybe, but I think he's also just doing that shit to fucking set himself up for exoneration
46:00
on some level. Like, oh no, he's doing all the right things. He's in the program, he's in treatment. He's a problem. Yes. Yeah that's it.
46:08
But yeah, don't let me have the president. I don't care how bad the president is. I don't care what president it is. It could be old. It could be the
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president of the PTA. No, no. And that nigga could get me out of trouble. You're crazy. Yeah, I, what
46:24
you mean I got this fire hydrant ticket? It's a, oh, yeah, word. Nah, you can't ask for this little shit. But you gotta, you gotta be like. Calling. It gotta be
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like, cause you only get 1 choice. Wait, hold on. Y'all niggas crazy. If he gonna pick up every time I call. Oh, well, I guess Spencer, you're talking wood you can get. I'm calling if
46:40
you cut me off. Oh yeah? Yo, yo, yo, run this plate. Get this motherfucker, man. Yo, bro, my man, my man, I was leaving New York.
46:48
Yo, this thing got a lot of men. It's a lot of men. It's a lot of men. All the men. I'm leaving New York and I got my cell phone on my lap. I wasn't even on it.
46:56
You know how I tell you if the nigga caught me. Bro, so you know your phone is lighting up, The nigga pulled me over, going into the Lincoln tunnel, my nigga. Damn. Yo,
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he gets out, yo, he was on your phone. I'm like, no, I wasn't. He's like, yes, you was. I'm like, bro, pull a PBA out. You called Joe? I
47:13
give him the PBA card and my license. I call my man immediately, like, yo, da-da-da-da-da-da, dude comes back. I think
47:21
they called him in the car. I'm sure. Look, he's like hold on, he clicks over, he's like you good, just don't say nothing to him, just let him get your shit back. I was like alright cool.
47:29
He's like yo, you need to stay off your phone. I was like, I'm like bruh, I really wasn't on the phone though, again I would tell us.
47:38
I really wasn't on the phone, I'm like yo my nigga but that shit work. Let me go on. I don't even understand how that's a thing though. You got the whole iPhone on your fucking car dash. I've actually
47:46
used that before, it was on the phone. I wasn't texting. That's all. That's all. Did he ask if you were single? Tell
47:54
me I got good skin. I had a cop, I went back to movies, had the compound. Cop pulled me over by the compound and told me I was on my phone and I said I'm
48:03
actually going back to the house because I left my phone and my wallet in the house. So I was on the phone. I don't even have a phone. I don't even have the phone on me. But
48:11
you saw me on the phone. Let me get your license, registration and insurance. And lock my ass up too. And you had a warrant. I don't worry. So you got locked up. Yeah. He had a warrant. What did you have a warrant
48:19
for? What would I have a warrant for? Traffic, nigga. Tickets. Exactly. Oh, shit. That's it. That's it. Nothing else, trust me. It just be a reason before you- You can't
48:27
stick your way out of tickets. And I tried. You tried. Yo, you really wanna know who'll be fucking with their 500s? Get a handicaps?
48:36
You Let me go, I'll let you know. They parked in front of a handicap right now, yo, you got them. So what, because there's 2 levels to this. You can
48:44
call Trump and get out, but then there's also you owe Trump now. Of course. And Trump wants people to owe him. I'm gonna come to Mar-a-Lago and do a golfing event at
48:52
your shit. That might be his man. Do you want some for reelection like when? Any of that. I think I think Tiger already knew that that was gonna come in a lot. I think that's
49:00
how tiger got Trump phone number. I got his number already from playing golf. That's been my man Do we know that tiger might not like him anyway? That
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might not be a stretch for him. That's a great point. He might be like it. Yo Trump and Trump Trump comes from
49:18
old school politics in that you scratch my back, I'ma scratch your back. All of those niggas that went to jail for
49:26
him, they did a little bit of stretching, he partnered them and they came home and they still have the relationship with him. So when that stupid ass Trump coin
49:34
came out, guess the niggas that made the money off the Trump coins and was in on it early when the shit was 10 cent and the shit shot that
49:42
$80 a coin and these niggas cashed out. You get what I'm saying? Like those are the niggas that he paid back for the favor that they did.
49:50
So I look y'all out. Yeah. Like yo, this is some real old school bullshit. That's why he don't need to be- It's not bullshit. No, that's why he don't need to be in
49:59
a really important political position. Oh, I agree with that. You just called old school bullshit. No, no, no, no. The honor
50:07
amongst thieves is, that's what they doing. How big an offense does it have to be for y'all to use your Trump card, knowing what comes along with owing
50:15
him? Like knowing you're gonna have to do some Make America Great Again shit, you're gonna have to do the thumbs up Wayne Pitcher afterward. I don't know if he gotta do that, but. But
50:24
let's assume, for us, it depends on how much trouble I'm in. Yeah. Do you do it for DUI? No, no. If you know you're not going to do that. If you Tiger Woods and you
50:32
trying to get your name back in good graces. If you Antoine Marbury right there, you'll just take the charge. Now
50:40
if I'm doing like Wayne, and I was looking at 10 years, and I go do this and take the picture, yes, I'm gonna do it. Shit, 5 years. 30
50:49
days. 30 days? You do not understand. All right, let me ask you a question. A little 30 days ain't gonna hurt. You'll
50:58
be disturbed, yo. Let me ask you a question. You wouldn't do a 30 day skit, bitch? That'll put you somewhere safe. Let me explain it to you real quick. No.
51:06
If they put you in potential. No. Like a nice shit. No, no, no. Like with the real bags. I like home. I like freedom. I like all of that. Like the shit that, you're
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all at. Coochie. Coochie. You can get that. I said coochie. You can get some boochie. Nice little boochie. You want me to coochie? I'm not doing no 30. Ice the water. You're going to
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steam. Evaporation.
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So you going to Magator to avoid 30 days in jail? Well, I wouldn't do what would lead to get to the 30 days in jail. Let's just say you got framed. Oh, I got
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framed? I didn't do this shit? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I ain't gotta go to Mcintosh for that. Why? No, I'm saying. Because he's telling. Yeah, it ain't gonna get
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to that. I didn't do this. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. I didn't do this. Nobody does not
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know how you got, like, something could have happened and you ain't figure it out yet But you know niggas get framed. They might not know who framed them So
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you in there like yo that ain't mine that ain't mine and money like me. I don't know whose it is Yeah, welcome, Dan. Oh, yeah, there's no way to get out of it. This yes Alright,
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so he ain't doing it. I already got the red pants on the hat match. Oh shit How much time we
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have to be beautiful you to sell out like that That was cool. We all have a number. Oh, Yeah for sure. Mine is very low. I have to be like
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a 5 plus. Now I get what you mean about niggas doing podcast mics a lot. So 2 years you doing the 2 years, you doing 4? No
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I'm not doing 1. Anything under 1, I probably do. So am I sentenced to 5 or do I have to do 5? Because I'm sentenced to 5. With good behavior
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and some programs, I can be home soon. I don't even know about all that. I'm not doing a year. I'm not doing a year. I'm not doing a year. I'm not doing a weekend.
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Now, I do a month. I might do 2. Anything over that. This is crazy. Anything can happen in that time frame. Y'all just have to look at the body of my work. Anything can happen in
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that time frame. Fuck y'all. Yes, I did this, however. Google me, I did some other shit too. I know y'all disappointed. I'm gonna come right after,
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listen, I did that because I wasn't trying, like I'm gonna tell you the truth, I ain't gonna lie like these niggas. All right, let me, all right, on some real shit. What are you most fearful for if you did have to
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do the time? Something, something, something, me missing something as far as my, my daughter. TV show? No, no, no. Album drop? Yeah,
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yeah. Niggas act like they families, like shit just pauses when they go inside. See, I'm not, see, now, if not for, if you didn't have a daughter, would you, you, you, see now I'm thinking,
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what happened? If you didn't have a daughter, would this, any of this change? No. Okay, so what else? That's just my answer for right now, because that 1 worked. That's a safe answer. That's it.
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I like that. That's it. I think it's where I'm about to get snatched up. Pushrod, toilet sword. Sure, that's fair. But
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They're not gonna put you in the pushrod toilet. I don't know that. That's true. Push what? It's from a Beanie Seagull song. Beanie Seagull has a record called What Your Life Like
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where he describes prison. Oh yeah. And it's not fun. No part of it's not fun. By the time I got in the pushrod toilet, so I was like, yeah, you know what? Straight and narrow sounds pretty good.
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I'm not gonna lie, my little couple hours in the drunk tank was enough to scare me straight. I did not enjoy my time there. Jail fucking sucks. That time I woke up in jail. Yeah, you're too tall for them
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to reach the booty, man. No, I wasn't worried about the booty. It's just not very comfortable. Let him! Oh! 0! Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong with you, Slick? You know what I'm like, what? Nah, but you gotta hock center of gravity. It's not a comfortable experience. I'm sure stunky niggas have
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parts where you can ask for help to take my contacts out. When you get blackout drunk, and all you remember was leaving Jersey
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girls and then waking up in jail and there's a gap, you don't even know what happened. Scared straight. Yeah. Yeah. You
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ain't stop drinking? I stopped drinking and driving. Facts. Yeah, that's true. I got away with 1 that night. I'm not gonna hold you bro. I got away with 1. No, drunk
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driving I should say. I stopped drunk driving. Is that your question at the top that kind of flows into? Who should get out of jail free? I didn't write that note, but it's a good
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question. What do you mean who? I don't have 1. Who? Like who's the most influential person you can call to get out? I don't have 1. What do you? Yes you do.
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Who? Everybody got 1, it's just a question of who it is. I don't really have 1. There's no 1 that you can call that might be able to help you. What city and state am I in? Nigga don't you know like the mayor of Newark or some shit? I know
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some CEOs depending on what jail I go to. That's why I said, where am I at? The right CEOs, I got some CEOs in my circle. If I'm in Newark, if
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I'm in Essex County, I got some people I can call. Okay. But outside of that, I don't know. You've been on them politicians too.
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No, you don't wanna say their name. I'm just saying. Give me that look like, nevermind. I do know some politicians actually no I think about it What
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the fuck you know parts will call the most influential rap artist he got access to. Which I ain't mad at. And get them. Hey, Priem, help. Hey, Priem.
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Could you call? Yeah. That shit might work. It might work. I'm calling Mark. I ain't got nobody. Yeah, that ass. I got Ray Ray. Mama! Calling
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Mark, you and your brother, come on. Get on CNN something. I need help. You forgot it. Could you tell Piers Morgan that I didn't do it? Oh my God. I
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don't know. I don't know if I would feel comfortable calling somebody in that situation. Yo, this is where you got the surprise aside. Cause you know what? No. It would depend on what the charge is. Push, rod.
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Because you know what would hurt more? What would hurt more if I called? Them toilets are horrible too. There's nothing nasty to the jail toilet. That's just a horrible
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toilet. It'd be like shit caked on it. It's metal. It's metal with shit caked on it. I like my comfortable toilet seat at home. I'm cool. But see, I
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will be disappointed when I do make that call. When they dub you? When niggas dub me. They don't even answer. Now when I come back home, what am I gonna do? I gotta see you. Wait,
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you can't get mad at the nigga for dubbing you? It depends. Depending on what you did. Wait, what? There's a couple factors. That's it. If I'm put up and you're the only
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person that can kind of help me get through this little shit. Now what's the kind of help? Exactly. That part, I'm asking. Will my expectations reasonable? Oh, even better.
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I got a couple dollars. My bail, I need my bail. Okay, how much is the bail? Let's say my bail is, you only got to do 10%, right? Yeah.
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So my bail is 100, 000. Yeah, I'm not doing that. 10 bands to get my man E.I., I got you. Come on, yo, niggas can't pull together 10 bands. Oh, pull it together, I thought you meant
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1 person. Whoever. I ain't got 10 for you to get out. What'd you do? It depends what you do. I didn't bail my brother out. You gave another nigga grace Yeah, what'd
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you do? No, I didn't bail him out. You didn't bail your brother out? I did not Oh, but I think you've told enough stories where maybe I understand. His bail was 1000000 dollars. Oh, that's a
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lot. Oh, well. So I had to put up 100. Nah. And the house. That's a house up. I didn't even think about that. Thank you. I
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put up the garage. I put up the car. Shit. And like, He ain't known for going to court. See, that's
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important bro. First time he got locked up, I can say it now, first time he got locked up. You bailed him out? No,
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they RRWR'd him because it was a small town. Okay. And he didn't, that was a 1, they finally caught him in 05 in a whole
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different city. Oh, that's how I got first. Yeah, that's my point. Mount Olive. My point is, so I know he don't wanna go. Me either.
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So I'm not put up 100, 000 for you not to go back. And if they think you got money, then they don't really care about your 100, 000. Cause they're like, you got it to
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lose. So no, I didn't put up 100000. That bailing a nigga out is the same as vouching for a motherfucker, you gotta be careful. Yeah, You gotta be real
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careful when you go and vouch for somebody. Honestly, I damn near bailed a nigga out before vouching for a nigga nowadays. That's a fact. I vouch for a lot of niggas that did fuckery,
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bro. I ain't gonna hold you. I don't vouch for motherfuckers. That's hard for me to vouch for a nigga. I'm not vouching for nobody. Nowadays, it's hard for, I tell a nigga, yo, look, I've
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never had any dealings with them. I'm not saying that it's cool. Like and you know I'm in the construction business,
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yo. Niggas in the construction business be like, the gas station mop, like you'll give a nigga, yo, yo, use this. What that mean? Grind me. Oh, okay,
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okay. Like yo dog. I fucking knew it. You're calling nigga with the HVAC. Nigga, you call an HVAC nigga that I put you on and the nigga take your
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bread, not come through. How this is supposed to go is I'm supposed to make you whole again. Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Nobody don't do that no
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more, but yeah, niggas be doing, I'll tell you, look, listen, I ain't. I'll vows for people, depending on the situation. Bail, it depends
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on what your track record is. Yeah. So I got some friends that said don't stay free. Or run from every thing. I'm saying
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it. Don't stay free. I'll shoot some commissary or whatever. I'll try to help some time away. Oh no, I'll definitely look out for you. If you need,
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if you get. I got a G. It depends on how much the B.A. The amount matters. I'd have been able to bring out 4, 000. I'd have been able to bring out for 10, 000. But I wouldn't take in 100,
1:00:09
000 cash. That's a lot. That's a lot. I don't make enough money that I can afford to lose a Lot of my family word so
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no no If you did need that kind of money though, for you, do y'all got somebody you could call? To get 100? Yeah,
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would y'all call Joe? Hell no. I wouldn't call Joe. I'd call Joe, Reade. I thought I wouldn't call. Joe would give it to you. He might. I have a good track record. I wouldn't even feel comfortable
1:00:33
calling. I wouldn't call. I have some I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't call Joe for 100. I don't think
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I have nobody. You said what? I don't have nobody. It would also depend on what I did. If I did that shit, I don't know about it. That's the other part. If I did
1:00:50
do some bullshit, I'm not, I'm not. As long as they're not losing the money, to me it don't even matter if you did it. I mean, depending on what you did. I mean, I understand. It's inconvenience to even put them in that situation, especially if I did
1:00:58
do it. Someone's a push-rod toilet sort. That's real inconvenient. Very. That pride go away on day 2. Don't do shit. You would call Joe. Get your ass in there. I have somebody else
1:01:06
I could call. You got somebody else you could call. Fair enough. I wouldn't call Joe first. You would call Joe. No. I don't have nobody I could call.
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You could call Joe. But you could call Joe. I don't think Joe would give me the money. So I would. Oh this is interesting. So I think you would. You don't think Joe would give
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you the money if you were in like 100 grand? Yeah. No. Bond. I mean it's not like he's just giving you 100 cash. I mean he's putting it up he'll get it back. Actually Joe's bailed
1:01:30
me out before. That time I told y'all about. Good friend. How much was it? It wasn't a lot. $30. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was like,
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no, that shit was like 2 grand. Okay. But again, you can afford to lose 2 grand. 100? I think Joe would give it to you. I think my
1:01:47
psycho analysis is he would love to give it to you. Call him an axe. Because the jokes that he could make. He's showing up with the
1:01:55
camera crew. He's going to make that honey back. He's going to make that honey back. Quick. Oh. Patreon exclusive. Oh Patreon exclusive. Paper view. Welcome
1:02:03
home. You might go Patreon live. Welcome home as soon as you walk out. You right. Stupid. People come out scruffy, you go to like, Brother Sunflower in Martin.
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They go, my boy! Brother Sunflower? You can hear him too. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. I gotta look up brother sunflower. No,
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I don't have nobody. The person that I could call, they passed away. But I don't have nobody that. That's so interesting to me. I think that would hurt
1:02:29
Joe's feelings. I'm in the gym. I don't care that it would hurt his feelings. I think he would do it for anybody up here. You could call me
1:02:37
and I'll start a GoFundMe for you. We'll get that shit knocked out. I'm calling 1 person after I sit there to GoFundMe. Yeah, go call Joe. You could do it a long way.
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I'll take the credit for it. 100 grand ain't no slight bro. No, it's not like it ain't no slight. All right,
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so I've been given a lot of grace to Steven A. Smith. I don't want
1:03:05
to give any more to Steven A. Smith. Oh, he's fed up. Oh, I can't take it no more. I've been, and I love the
1:03:13
brother. He actually just shouted me and Joe out and he did a little monologue a couple days ago. You know, he mentioned me as 1 of the people who he respects and has known a long time. But
1:03:21
he thinks I'm too left wing. I'm too whatever. Sometimes you are, but. Yeah, I mean, everybody's entitled to their opinions, right? I'm joking. I agree with a lot of your opinions. Yeah, especially
1:03:30
the lefty stuff, actually. But like, I'm good with the disagreements. I don't trip about that. But
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I don't, I see a play forming. It's been forming. I'm sorry, I'm watching the play develop. There we go.
1:03:46
We've set like 4 screens just going around the big right. That nigga is, yeah. Today, the most recent thing is he went on stage steel. Okay. Which is already.
1:03:55
Yeah. I don't know who that is. She used to be on ESPN, she's had some very. Super, super. Conservative. Super hardcore right wing. Kind of got fired from ESPN for that, which I don't love, but
1:04:04
it is what it is. She said some questionable shit. She says a couple questionable things. But this time he said he can't vote Democrat anymore. Cause we all thought that
1:04:12
he was kind of setting himself up, a lot of people thought, I didn't think this, that He was setting himself up to run for president as a Democrat. No. I actually think that play,
1:04:21
because he's been every week saying more conservative things, making a bunch of conservative white guys in the Midwest go, you know that, Stephen, it ain't so
1:04:30
bad. He's setting up to be the alter ego, the next populist candidate. Trump's gone. Nobody really wants to, not just, no 1 wants to send this, but they also
1:04:38
don't really love JD Vance like that. So I think he's setting himself up to be the Republican nominee. That feels like the play to me. I don't even know if he's setting himself
1:04:46
up to be the Republican nominee for the President of the United States. I think he's definitely trying hard to burrow his way
1:04:54
into Republican politics. Yes, that's fair. Now, whatever title he goes and chooses, bro, let me, You said this before, you said, yo,
1:05:03
if you wanted to be a Republican, your money would go up 10, 20 fold. I wouldn't even know y'all. Yeah, exactly. I'd
1:05:11
be the nigga y'all call when y'all get locked up. Let them rot. Yo, I think that Stephen A. Smith is planting himself into
1:05:20
conservative politics because he's the educated black man that the Republican Party desperately needs. They have some, but he's
1:05:28
popular, educated and black. He speaks well, he's articulate. He can damn near be the poster boy for Republican politics
1:05:36
right now Is it you think he's oh do you think he's playing himself or do you think he's been tapped? And this is a play like like listen we gonna work
1:05:44
you this way and Whitlock says he's been Jason We like says he's been tapped really he's been desic that's his whole yeah, that's the whole thing That's possible. I don't look at it as him
1:05:52
playing himself like, hey, pick me, I think this is, I usually don't believe anything that Whitlock says, but as someone who's probably also been tapped, he might be able to.
1:06:00
Is it possible that we just didn't know enough about Stephen A and a lot of these things that he's saying could really be him and what he feels and
1:06:09
how he wants to... It's possible. But it's still a choice. This is what I say. You know, coming from where we come from, right? I
1:06:18
don't know him personally. I know a few things about him. I think he shares a similar background to many of the men in this room. Right?
1:06:27
So with that being said, I could be wrong. I don't think you inherently just pick up all of those thoughts. So you
1:06:35
think any any man and I'm not capable for conservatives or Republican Party anything, but you think any person that comes from our lineage, our background, our
1:06:43
situations usually typically lean on a liberal side? Until they get to a certain level. Okay. So I think it's,
1:06:51
I think, interestingly enough, I think, I think it's partly true, but I think there's a lot of black people who are also kind of
1:07:00
conservative. I think culturally we're super conservative. We are in certain things. Economically we're not. Don't be a religion. Culturally, socially? Economics, economics
1:07:08
play, that's really the divide in my opinion is the economic policies and the economic viewpoints of Republicans and Democrats.
1:07:17
But to your 0.1 lot of black families are race fam. Don't be a conservative family. Don't be a religious family. Yeah, in regular religion,
1:07:25
even just the CME Christian. Christmas, Mother's Day, Easter Christians, they still. This fool said Christmas, Mother's Day. Mother's Day. That's
1:07:33
the whole comedy bit, I ain't make it. But like they, when you walk into black community, I talk about gay marriage, you talk
1:07:42
about STEM cell research, you talk about abortion, you talk about, I mean, even like the so called sex positivity stuff, when we was growing up in high school,
1:07:51
there weren't that many white girls in my high school, but like, I'll just say this, a lot of black girls thought that oral sex was like... Disgusting. Yeah, or that was like the last step. That was like going
1:07:59
all the way as opposed to... If you sucked a dick in my high school, I don't care if y'all want to gather some fresh You
1:08:08
and I were boyfriend and girlfriend from freshman to senior year when I which ones you gave a nigga some head in my high school You are a harlot. Yeah, he was a whore. You
1:08:16
are a harlot, bro. And everybody knew. And everybody would rag you behind your back. That's your boyfriend for 4 years. Right. In the white
1:08:24
schools, they were giving head, but they wouldn't fuck you sometimes. That was like the early bases. Head was like third base. I didn't fuck him. I just suck this dick is what
1:08:32
they say, right? Yes, you know, I'm saying so Percs against You didn't say
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anything that wrong yeah, so I just I'm agreeing with you I think that until people reach a certain financial place,
1:08:49
I think the world opens up, and I think your viewpoints tend to change. Right, I think you get a little bit more information. People say I'm
1:08:57
a Republican, based on some of the shit that I say. I don't necessarily think so. I think that Once
1:09:06
we know that I did not Know no, I don't think I don't think I don't think he's cuz I'm serious. I don't think he's Republican
1:09:15
I'm not even close, but I just think- You have occasionally parroted some right wing stuff. Yes, that's more what I mean. I've said things about economy
1:09:23
and economic things that I think wants people get more information. I don't
1:09:31
mean to cut you, I think that you and Flip, honestly, both have occasionally brought something that was from like a Fox News or a New York Post
1:09:40
article in that angle on a political situation and came with that. And not, I don't think intentionally. But I
1:09:49
just think that when people get more information, sometimes the shit that your mother told you, sometimes your shit your pastor told you, sometimes the shit your grandmother, your auntie
1:09:57
told you, they don't necessarily agree with that anymore. And I think that comes with religion and all its other stuff We were raised Christians and I think when a lot of people get
1:10:05
in their 20s and 30s They start to question some of that shit that they were taught by their mothers Yes, by their environment all that shit Just just acts
1:10:13
just excellent because you actually have a rapport with him outside of any of this. And I like him. Is some of the stuff
1:10:21
he's saying, should it have to be titled as conservative? Because I do think that there's certain talking points that are riddled in some level of logic and
1:10:30
some level of common sense or something? With that will automatically get labeled as conservative talking points? I think he's socially liberal on
1:10:38
most things. I think he would describe himself, and he's right, as socially liberal, economically conservative. I think where I
1:10:46
respectfully disagree with him is on some of these matters that are getting, let me put it differently, because I don't sound like I'm being condescending, although I might be.
1:10:54
You are. I think he's starting to venture further and further from his comfort zone. And a lot of times when people get asked to go
1:11:02
on TV and talk about things that are further and further from the talking zone, that's when they take people's talking points. Okay. Okay. I'll give you an example. People admire it too.
1:11:11
Yeah. So I'll give you an example. He was on Bill Maher last week. Okay. I'll give you 2 examples. First example is a domestic 1. He talked about voter IDs. And he's like, I don't see why
1:11:19
you need, why people are complaining about voter IDs. That's a classic right wing talking point. Voter IDs are
1:11:28
a problem for multiple reasons, right? And we don't have to get into the debate about voter ID, but he's parroting talking points that don't actually, I don't
1:11:36
say parroting, because that's kind of, he's repeating talking points, echoing talking points that don't show that he's read deeply enough about the issue. You
1:11:44
know what I mean? Because if you made access to IDs free, people wouldn't be trippin' about. You say he's just regurgitating shit he's heard. Yeah,
1:11:52
or the real reason. And the reason behind it. Because it's always, you need an ID to get in the club, why don't you need an ID to vote? And it's like, well, I don't have a constitutional right to
1:12:00
go in the club. And they're not parallels. They're not parallels at all. They're not parallels. My mother-in-law, it took us a year or 2
1:12:09
to get her birth certificate. My father's birth certificate, rest in peace. Before he died, it was hard as hell to find his birth certificate. And like I told you before,
1:12:17
my dad didn't even have a name when he was born. He just had initials. That's crazy. So if we had to get his paperwork together to get
1:12:25
IDs, I would have to travel, I'd have to fly, I'd have to dig, it'd be virtually impossible. And Even if we got it, we'd have to pay to get it. A poll
1:12:33
tax is what they used to use to prevent people from voting. If I have to pay to vote, it's a poll tax. That's
1:12:42
the point. The odds of voter fraud are infinitesimal. You have a better chance of fucking being struck by lightning in
1:12:50
front of a house that you won after you hit the power ball. Like that's finding voter fraud. Compared to voter suppression, which happens everywhere. So that's the actual argument.
1:12:59
Stephen A. In my mind is misrepresenting the argument. You can believe what you want, but he's not representing the argument well. And it's another 1 where the parallels don't lie in
1:13:07
that now when you have to have birth certificate match your license, and this is the 1 for women, right?
1:13:16
Get married. Dog, if you're married, did Rem take your last name? No. So it wouldn't apply to her, but- If Rem took your last name,
1:13:24
Rem's name on her license no longer matches her name on her birth certificate. Right. And that creates a problem that where now you may not be able to vote.
1:13:33
Right. If you get a divorce and you want to change your name, let's just mad other shit like, yo fam, that don't make sense that I'm paying taxes as a woman.
1:13:41
I pay taxes. Y'all will take my tax money, but y'all also potentially take away my right to vote. Right. Based on some small ass, semantical technicality,
1:13:50
that shit don't make sense. And so when you say, yo, you should have a license to vote. Yeah. To get in the club. That's not what the argument is.
1:13:59
You get what I'm saying? Like they are not parallel. I think we should be encouraging people to vote, not making it more difficult for people to vote. That's all I, that's my opinion. But
1:14:07
you know who discourages voting? Republicans. Because they win by the margin of black people, brown people, college students, poor people who don't vote. Yes. You know, if Everybody in the
1:14:15
country votes, Republicans don't win. That's true. And they know it now. They know that. They know it now. I don't think they knew it before. I think
1:14:23
Obama and forward, they learned it. Right, they learning it. And so when I hear Stephen A echo that, it's like, I know he's smart and I know if he heard
1:14:32
all the arguments he would probably agree with us But because he's venturing further and further from field falling in line with what he knows that when he says that he gets a reaction It's
1:14:40
wrong right that strengthens everything that he does and so it's I'm not saying he has anything sinister in mind I just think it's human nature when you get affirmed a lot.
1:14:49
I disagree now. I disagree now. It is kind of sinister. It is sinister because he's smart enough to now go research before you get on these major platforms. He's
1:14:58
smart enough now. And I think Stephen A- Even when you're a sports gig. No, I think Stephen A- So why would you not do it in politics? Has a certain level of arrogance too, in
1:15:06
his intelligence. And I think that when he gets on these platforms, he wants to be as informed as possible. And so now I think that he's going,
1:15:14
and he's reading both sides of these arguments. You ain't got to look deep to get some of these arguments. And I think he's now electing to take that side. I think also
1:15:22
the other side. I might be being too generous with him. Yeah, I think yo, I just, we talked to him. He arrogant, my nigga. Of course. Rightly so.
1:15:31
Right. He's the head of his field. And again, maybe the best ever. And again, he's intelligent. And I think his arrogance, some of his arrogance lies in the fact that
1:15:39
he is intelligent. So when he gets on these platforms, I want to show my knowledge of this particular topic. I think he's electing to now forget those pieces.
1:15:47
I think it's another side too that we kind of overlook when we talk about why certain people, when they get to these levels, start acting this way. I think you get up here and start playing ball with them,
1:15:56
whoever they may be, and now to stay here, I'm in the door to stay here, I gotta play with y'all now. I don't necessarily gotta believe any of this shit. I
1:16:04
don't think he's necessarily invested enough to do, remember when Steve and they started doing football, they started doing UFC? The depth got less and
1:16:12
less, because you just can't be deep about all those things. And what I find, my experience on TV is that when people get further and further out of field, they
1:16:21
lean more and more to whatever most people are saying. Because it's the safest bet. But now most people wear, like to his case, most people wear, I'm up in the hundreds
1:16:29
of millions now. So I'm over here playing ball with these folks. So y'all the ones talking to me, y'all are the ones in my proximity, I'm
1:16:37
gonna repeat y'all. And that's what I'm saying, and I think you're right. Y'all done tapped me, you can be the next 1. I think when black people start
1:16:47
getting a certain amount of wealth and they come from shitty communities. They look at it like, yo, if I did it, y'all all can do
1:16:55
it. And I think that's where some of the conservative economic thoughts start to come from. Oh, that's for sure. The same way some of these
1:17:03
white motherfuckers will tell you, yo, this is my country. Go back to where you, this your what? Weezy, before you. You get what I'm saying? Like, what are you
1:17:11
talking about? Shit like that. Like, yo, my great grandmother was Italian and they did this, this, this, this, this and this. And it's, again, another false parallel. I think that when
1:17:19
black people start to get a certain amount of wealth and they may come from Newark, because I don't stand on that, but I also stand
1:17:27
on, and I've had mad arguments with people up here, like yo, fam, they can't stop you from doing nothing that you wanna do. Right? They can't. I
1:17:35
say it all the time. However, it ain't as easy to do it as some other people. I don't say that. It's 2 things
1:17:43
to that. Like they can't stop you from being successful. We sitting up here on a motherfucking platform of a person with no high school education, had all of the battles
1:17:52
that he's faced in his personal life, and he still got to it. So that means it can be done. I'm not saying that it's easy. I don't think it's easy for nobody.
1:18:00
I do think it's easier for some than it is for others. And I think when these black people get to this level, they be like, yo dog, if I could do it, you could
1:18:08
do it. You just lazy, you ain't doing what you supposed to. And I think that can be a little dismissive. No, for sure. You get what I'm saying?
1:18:16
I think it could be a little dismissive. So I think he may be in that room. And it's possible. Do y'all think he runs? I don't think he
1:18:24
runs for president. For president? I don't think he's popular enough. I don't know about- I don't think this country want to see another popular person. She is. I think they do.
1:18:32
I had a question for a second. I don't think this country wants to see another black person anytime soon. I think Donald Trump has awakened this white
1:18:41
racist entitlement that was suppressed for a minute and I think it'll be a long time I think before we
1:18:49
have I think Donald Trump and that whole mega as a result of a black proud boys and the fucking tea party and all of them scared the shadow
1:18:57
white people the slogan for me just means is when they give you make America great again it just reads as make America white again of course yeah that's it like like
1:19:05
that's literally what it is but everything has always been the we the people really meant we white people right
1:19:14
men actually policies that they are trying to implement now, bro, are they not even
1:19:22
hiding some of this shit. No, they later, and we all, you know, they talked about the, what is it, the- Project 2025. That's the 1. Yo, that's some, yes, bro. And it sounded like conspiracy theory. And
1:19:30
they are carrying the shit out to the T. To the T, bro. Anybody that mentioned Project 25,
1:19:38
they was like, it ain't real, what are y'all talking about? It gaslit everybody. Yes, bro, every shit is different. Somebody, again, he
1:19:46
just fired Christine Almanin. Fam, she had enough balls to do what she did and get in front of the congressional hearing.
1:19:55
And? Right. That's a, yo bro, do you know we would be under the jail? If we gave away $143, 000 contract
1:20:03
to our mans, they gave 104, that was 1 of them. It was another 1 for like 250. They gave $143 million
1:20:12
contract away to a motherfucker that had never done business with the United States before, didn't have any track record of success, and created an LLC
1:20:21
8 days before they got the contract. That's crazy. We don't even have enough balls to do, we'll be shitting bricks like, you
1:20:29
sure? Right, I didn't even know it was in the playbook that shit you couldn't do. You couldn't. We wouldn't even think to do it. That's how brash they are and arrogant
1:20:37
they are. And then sat there like, stocks are up though. Stocks are up. And that's all they care about. How dare you? The stock market is going crazy. That's what we
1:20:45
need to be discussing. I've made a decision. Amani has convinced me of something. He went online and kind of checked me about.
1:20:53
About time. Yeah. Hey. Oh, yeah. About what? You know what's funny? Because at first, I was going to joke about it. About what?
1:21:02
So you know the ongoing joke that somebody up here- Oh, you Big T? Uh- Chill out. So, that was the ongoing thing.
1:21:10
The narrative or truth or whatever, right? So I saw you guys were talking about it on the BTS and someone posted it and then when I went under it
1:21:19
because I was the only person really not around Everybody's like it gotta be e gotta be he said it was me too cool, right? That's
1:21:27
the 1 thing today that I'm not willing to play with I'm not willing to play. That's not the only 1 thing you're willing to play But that
1:21:36
first off repeat once again, I do not support that man, MAGA, anything attached to him. Fuck him. Cool. Right.
1:21:45
And when you believe that suspicion or anybody to think that you do in any kind of way fuck with it Yeah, that shit will ruin your fucking life or ruin your
1:21:53
career anything. I don't want that I don't want to be attached to that type of narrative rumor or anything So when I said this shit on online to mark, what did you say?
1:22:01
Oh shut your bitch ass up. Stop telling people I voted for Trump. Oh shit. Pussy. And I was like, wow. Sucker.
1:22:09
That was rather the Serbic Serb. No, I just say, no, I said, nah, I said, I don't want nothing to do with this. But I didn't say you. I know, but the people within the comments.
1:22:17
I will never tell you secrets. Well, we discussed in private, remains in private. But I just say, I say, yo, Either
1:22:26
say who did it or let's just dead this narrative and I think that was good advice So from this point forward, I will never ever ever mention that
1:22:34
1 of the people here voted for Donald J. Trump. You are a dick. You really are a dick. It's never gonna come out of my mouth again. You really
1:22:42
are a dick. J. Trump. I'm never gonna mention. You are an asshole. In this last election. In this
1:22:50
last election. 1 of my 6 footin' under brothers. No clues. I'm dead.
1:22:59
Sorry, I had something, damn, fuck. I had something I wanted to kind of bring up. It was something I saw on TikTok. Yes, I scroll TikTok all day.
1:23:07
Yo, man, call P Young. I'll be on TikTok crazy. I feel like every time I go on TikTok, I just see somebody criticizing us now too. Yo, you know when you get a girl, you're
1:23:15
not gonna be able to do that no more. We gonna be in a bed together looking at TikTok. TikToker? Hell yeah. That should be a fun path. I know you all do it. I do. Yeah,
1:23:23
you could be making videos with her though. You could be doing that cute shit. Yeah, yeah. Now I know what platform is going to. That's his bag. That's his bag. That's his bag. That's his bag.
1:23:32
And action. Yeah. Yeah. I sent it over, but it was something. Is my phone big or lit? Your
1:23:40
phone lit. Oh yeah. You seen something that, yo, if you can see the names on the money phone right now. Oh yeah. Wow. That's my lawyer. Huh. So.
1:23:50
Be strong son, we got this. He's stressed and I am too. Like I told him I'd probably start crying. Like my son is, I don't know what to do for him. This
1:23:58
coming June is when Tiffany France thought her son would receive his diploma. And I'm just trying to fight. He like, mom, what was all
1:24:06
this for? What did I do this for? Like, don't he get a chance? Do he get a chance? But after 4 years of high school, this
1:24:14
mom just learned her 17-year-old has to start over. He's been moved back to ninth grade. Why
1:24:22
would he do 3 more years in school? He didn't fail, the school failed him. The school failed at their job. They
1:24:30
failed, they failed. That's the problem here, they failed. No, but you failed. They failed, he didn't deserve that. Francis'
1:24:38
son attends Augusta Fell Savage Institute of Visual Arts in West Baltimore. His transcripts show in 4 years he
1:24:47
has passed just 3 classes, earning 2 and a half credits, which places him in ninth grade. But France says
1:24:55
she didn't know that until February. She has 3 children and works 3 jobs. She thought her oldest son was doing well because
1:25:04
even though he failed most of his classes, he was being promoted. His transcripts show he failed Spanish 1
1:25:12
and algebra 1, but was promoted to Spanish 2 and algebra 2. He also failed- All right. You pretty much- She
1:25:21
got an argument there. No, she got an argument there. Yeah, that last little piece was important. That's something different. She do. She do. She do. I thought it was interesting because I saw a lot of people in the comments, like
1:25:29
they were killing the mom. Killing her, saying, yo, accountability, end of the day, this is your child, they came home. You saw that they were failing, even though they were being
1:25:37
promoted to the next course, there's no way in the world, after all this time that you've seen him failing, after failing, after failure, you thought he was gonna be a graduate.
1:25:46
I don't think she knew that he was failing. I think that life started life and she got 3 kids and 3 jobs and she wasn't checking this niggas report cards
1:25:54
or none of that and he was getting promoted lying to her. You can't say yo I thought he was doing good but I'm seeing F's. She wasn't
1:26:02
looking at his report cards. Okay but isn't that a responsibility? 1000 percent. I think the responsibility could be spread across the board. It could be
1:26:10
spread across the board but primarily you can't express the system to care about your kids more than you care about your kids. True, but I'm sorry, let me cut
1:26:18
this. And so if she doesn't know he is passing, failing, whatever the case may be, I think that's more
1:26:26
on her than him. Now, if he didn't pass Spanish I, I don't know what school he went to. My school, you will be in Spanish 1 next year. You're not gonna go
1:26:35
to Spanish 2 because it builds off of Spanish 1. So if you don't have a comprehension of Spanish 1, how the fuck you gonna go to intermediate Spanish and then advanced Spanish
1:26:43
and all of that other shit? That don't make sense. So I think the school dropped the ball there. But again, to me, the onus primarily is
1:26:51
on his mom. All right, so let me, because I read a little bit more into this. The investigation into this school, which is Augusta Fells Savage
1:27:00
of Visual Arts, has hundreds of failing students. Parents are not being notified, which I think the problem starts there, because
1:27:09
even with report cards, okay, cool, you got progress reports before that, you have parent-teacher conference, things that they reach out to the schools. As
1:27:17
a person who has kids in schools right now, they'll let you know if you got somebody else behind. They'll, yo, listen, here's a letter. Here's
1:27:25
this, there's summer school. They're not just moving you on to the next grade. So I think there's something there where the school is just trying basically treat this like an assembly
1:27:33
line. Like this kid, I'm looking at his actual, like what happened with him, he missed or was
1:27:41
late for 272 school days, failed 22 classes and had a 0.13 GPA. Sheesh. I'm not putting
1:27:49
that on, that school failed him at some point. They did. They said a large percentage of the students there are under that percentage. Exactly. So what does it mean to
1:27:57
be moved from 9th to 10th grade if you didn't pass 9th grade? Nothing, it's just literally- That's social promotion at this point? Yeah, social promotion. But social promotion means you were promoted. He's
1:28:06
obviously promoted because he kept going to the next grade. But typically you don't get promoted until you have enough credits to go to the next grade. In my high school you had to have 22
1:28:14
and a half credits to be a sophomore, right? And then you had to have whatever to be a junior, whatever to be a senior like that. So I think
1:28:22
that if you got, let's say it's 22 credits, and you only got 20 credits, nigga, I don't care what you're telling them, you're a freshman. Right. And so it's
1:28:30
a couple of, because I could see the communication gap. If you don't know school well, and you don't know how to navigate school well, and they tell you your kid wasn't ninth grade, now they're in 10th, they were
1:28:38
in 10th, now they're in 11th, they're in 11th, you're 12th, I think you need a finish line. So I don't think that that's a crazy interpretation. Correct. However, if
1:28:47
your kid has never passed the class, you should be concerned for, even if they are getting promoted, you should still be concerned that your kid ain't passed shit, that your kid can't do
1:28:55
math, doesn't know English, all these things. Fam, you never see your son do homework at the table. All of those things, like you never
1:29:03
been to parent teacher conference in 4 years. You never went to any school. I struggle with that. Yeah, me too. What? I can tell you,
1:29:11
I know when I was, I remember teaching at Trenton Central High. I taught a few high schools, but I remember I taught at Trenton Central High, which was like the only high school in Trenton. This was before all
1:29:19
the charter schools and shit. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. If you went to Trenton, if you lived in Trenton, you went there. Parent teacher night was at like 05:00. Cool. Almost no parent
1:29:27
could make it. The whole high school, sometimes we would have 12 people at parent teacher night. That's fucked up. And it's not that none of the parents gave a fuck, it was if you got 2 kids, you can't make it.
1:29:35
Most people, 9 to 5 is a luxury. And if you work 9 to 5, you still can't make it. If you literally don't work it. True, because if you're getting off at 5, you can't be here by 5 and you sat in 40 minutes worth of traffic. Yeah, and if you live in check
1:29:43
to check, finally, yeah. Logistics, logistics, I understand. You can't afford to miss it. You can't afford. I have a hard time believing that in 4 years. You're
1:29:53
completely unaware. Fam, you haven't spoken to anybody in this institution of higher learning about your child. But
1:30:02
if your child is coming home, all right, September coming, freshman year starts. Granted, you might be working, you might
1:30:10
not see the kid do homework, they're used to doing homework. We're not talking about elementary school where you gotta do the homework with them. Got you. Now, here comes June,
1:30:19
and your child has whatever saying that they going to the 10th grade. You think they did at least what they needed to do during the year. No, no. Can
1:30:27
I speak? What's up? My oldest is in high school, Right? So as someone who's went through some similar issue
1:30:35
with this, I don't wait to hear from the teacher. I'll ask him, and even after asking him to get confirmation
1:30:44
that what he's telling me is correct, I'm calling the goddess counselor, I'm calling the vice principal, I'm checking because I'm going to make that initiative because I know how kids are.
1:30:53
Of course. If I'm talking to you all week, yo, you got homework? No, not today. Yo, you got homework? No, not today. All right, man, it sums off,
1:31:01
something I read and write. I did my homework. Not that I ain't got homework, I did it. No problem. And again, you're not seeing anything Yo, when you get in danger of failing
1:31:09
kids on those school notifies your parents. They send a warning notice They send a warning notice. They'll send shit that where yo if it's that bad, we need you to come
1:31:18
in. Did you hold on real quick and with the amount of days that this kid missed that now we get truancy involved. This school failed all the way
1:31:26
across the board, communicating anything to the pair. My wife Rem works in schools and she's been telling me about, this is kind of an issue because especially
1:31:34
post COVID, because the education system just got completely fucked. And granted, she works now in elementary school. She used to work in alternative high school where shit was all the way fucked up.
1:31:42
Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, that was a treacherous issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's a combination. That I understand, like in elementary school,
1:31:50
they push the people ahead because you can't have like a 14-year-old in sixth grade. That just starts to become a problem. Can I ask 1 question? High school becomes
1:31:58
different to me. She had 3 kids. Yeah. You gotta, let's say you gotta, we gonna make it up. You got a fourth grader, a seventh
1:32:07
grader, and a twelfth grader. Okay. When the fourth grader brings home his report card, a light bulb don't go off in your head that
1:32:15
You got other 2 kids and you haven't seen the report cards of them. But what if you also so in the world of being a mom in a certain
1:32:23
aspect where you're not looking at none of that shit? Cool. Also let me tell you- Then she's fucking fat and the school is fat. Real quick. Hold on, real quick.
1:32:31
I've done this personally. I was a straight A student from kindergarten to eighth grade. Wow. Got into ninth grade and started fucking around with cuz. I
1:32:39
told you, and that's where, shut up. I got, but my point is I got my first Fs. Me too. But I knew how to change them shits to look like bees. To bees.
1:32:47
So you want to see my report card? Or we should have a carbon copy shit that I would change to shit. I'll make the D look like a B. That was my point. So yeah, you want to see my
1:32:55
report card? Here, I got bees. Yo, I don't know how it is today, so I can't speak to that, Mark. I'm sure it's all digital, I would imagine. Exactly.
1:33:04
And so my point is, dog, when your fourth grader or your seventh grader comes home with a report card then a light bulb should go off
1:33:12
in your head that I haven't seen the report card of my high school kid. I just think that throughout the 40 years, my nigga, there should
1:33:20
have been some level of parental involvement in this boy. Yo, you going to college, you got a guidance college, we ain't filling out SATs
1:33:28
or college exams and none of that? Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. Come on, bro. A lot of parents get comfortable with the concept that
1:33:36
my kid is at school, so I'm going to work with him. School's problem. I don't got to worry about it. It's refuge. At the end of the day, yes, the school needs to be held
1:33:44
responsible, but the parents- It's a joint. There's a joint partnership in making sure that the kids are doing what they have to do. That's the only way it works. And if both of y'all lacking, both of
1:33:52
y'all should be held accountable. If somebody's on top of shit more, obviously she wasn't. So if you aren't going ahead and calling and making sure and you're just taking your kids word
1:34:00
for everything, you also lack it in a sense too. I agree. And the gangsta shit is now you are holding the school accountable, but don't want to hold yourself accountable
1:34:09
in the part that you played. When she was speaking, she didn't want to say, you know what, I dropped the ball too. She didn't say that. She said, yo, it's them, them,
1:34:17
them, them, them. Well, if you're suing, you don't want to At what part do you What's funny
1:34:25
is she skipped over the fact that just kid been in school for past 4 years and ain't learned shit My problem with this
1:34:33
is 200 and something my problem with this is it ain't if this was 1 kid 2 kids but this is hundreds
1:34:42
of kids in this school. I believe this school is trash. This is some other level of an issue happening here. What part of Baltimore is this? West.
1:34:50
I was gonna say it's West, off of just thinking. But that also speaks to the parents, because why aren't their own parents speaking up about it? Right. A lot of other parents are going through it as well.
1:34:58
You've seen the wire, right? So at this point, I would feel better if it's not just this. And maybe they will. Well, that's why you gotta organize. Yeah, Maybe more parents will come out and speak to how disorganizing
1:35:07
school is, how they're feeling as a student. You seen the wire, right? Yeah. Exactly. You seen them niggas sleeping in them abandoned, right? Yeah. And you seen a 13-year-old that
1:35:15
had 4 or 5 other little niggas that he would give a quarter juice, a pack of potato chips, and a toothbrush to bust it. Some niggas
1:35:23
really be living like that. I don't know where this is on the West because the whole West of Baltimore ain't fucked up, but I'm going to assume a majority of them
1:35:31
are old. Let's also still hold the parents accountable for that also being the case. So I think that, I think that, I think,
1:35:39
and I think just to sum this up, like I think that's part of the problem, typically in politics and in these conversations is that everybody picks a person to blame and ignores
1:35:47
the other parts. Which then makes everybody, but the system people do it too. Cause then it's like, you still can show up,
1:35:55
studies show that if you show up to parent teacher night, or if you just Come up to the school to advocate for your child or if you just come to have 1 interaction
1:36:03
with the teachers in the school year You like you go up half a letter grade to a letter grade depending on the area Like just having a relationship with parents I can tell you as a teacher when I taught high school
1:36:12
and middle school When you know that tick that parent gonna call you that's 79 be turned into an 80 because you don't have to deal with Yeah, you know me or if you think
1:36:20
it's just like when my students come to office hours, I think they care more. It's a psychological, even if you don't. And so being involved matters. What does
1:36:29
she say? I know, yeah. And so there's a level of engagement and responsibility parents have to have. And
1:36:37
also, Park said this earlier, we didn't really touch on it. The students have to have a responsibility too. You got to give a fuck about your life and yourself too. Now there's all these factors
1:36:45
that make it hard. No, I'm not saying that they should take the brunt of the blame, but we have to teach our children how to care. But if you haven't
1:36:53
taught them. No doubt, they're at the bottom of the list of people that blame it. But I'm just saying that has the fun in common. This kid been dealt a shitty hand all the way across the board. This kid's been dealt a terrible
1:37:01
hand. For sure. They've given no reason to think school matters, right? And a lot of times. And again, I'm going to the next grade, because sometimes when
1:37:09
that kid gets held back. The embarrassment. Yes. The embarrassment of. Yo, summer school used to do that, the motherfuckers. Like, wait a minute, damn. Summer school used to be a bitch, man. Yo,
1:37:17
damn, anybody out enjoying their summer, I gotta go to school? Right. You know what I'm saying? You never went to summer school? Yes, I did. Freshman year high school, I'm telling you. Oh,
1:37:25
that's right. That's the first time I went to summer school. Freshman year high school, bruh. I wanna go back every year. Word. Yo, they was in. Summer school was lit. I'm not going to.
1:37:33
OK, this is the part I know. OK. Dumbest school? I'm going back to summer school. Yo, them dumbest school? I'm going back to dumbest school this year. Yo, them dumb chicks?
1:37:42
What? Oh, the dumb chicks? What? Yeah. They had the lights off in there, at least my school. Keep the heat, you know what I mean? Yeah.
1:37:50
Nice and dim. Wait, do we all go to summer school? I did. Probably. I did. Wow. Even Edith is like, I feel like, and she's smart but then, damn it.
1:37:58
And I was a nerd, nigga, I was in there. I felt biology first. Summer school, then to the public pool? Nah, y'all were too good for the public pool. No, I wasn't.
1:38:07
I can't explain why. You never did the public pool? You still can't explain? Summer school is virtual. Public what? You never went to a public pool. No, he didn't go sad Well
1:38:15
actually in fairness out here, I'm sure probably in Newark the public pools is probably not the greatest jumping jumping What
1:38:24
I'm saying like going in the pool fire, okay? The story
1:38:32
pool once and someone shit in there. And I never went back in that 1. Somebody shit in the white pool too. The fuck you talking about? That was the white
1:38:40
pool. KD caught the run. It was like vegan shit. Yeah. Hey, my aunt had a pool. Oh, your aunt had
1:38:48
a pool? I had. I used 1 of those. I forgot he had the fancy shit. Stunt. Yeah, no, I never learned that. I'm gonna learn this 1. No, I haven't learned that. Really nice pool.
1:38:56
We should, that could be like a team building activity. Take us up. Go to the pool? We should, we should, we should. My son's going, he starts swimming lessons tomorrow. Fuck. He
1:39:05
starts Sunday. On Easter? You get baptized. We were to do the Easter thing. He's muscle. We were to do the Easter thing. I know.
1:39:13
But, but I, I'm just saying that they open. I was shocked. I called him, like, are you sure you're open? Because I really respect your faith. They're like, yeah, son of a bitch, I gotta go. So you're gonna
1:39:21
go ahead and learn how to swim? He's gonna learn to swim this weekend. And he's gonna, it's good. Wait, can everybody, everybody can swim? No, no, no, but I mean, like, he's gonna start his journey. My
1:39:29
wife can swim, she's a good swimmer. I've tried on 4 different occasions to take swimming lessons. I'm traumatized. And
1:39:37
I can't do it. I'm traumatized from trying to learn how to swim. Me too. I can swim like a little shocker. That tracks. Some bitches. You
1:39:46
can swim too. Nah, I'm not nice with it. But you can swim. Yeah. And you can. No. Let me tell you, know what I can't do? I can't.
1:39:54
-> 100:02.380] I've just played in the pool. I can't tread water. So people say if you can't tread, you can't swim. Like I can't swim. That's usually the first thing they teach. I can't swim in the ocean, but
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[100:02.380 --> 100:10.620] I could jump in 20 feet of water and swim to the edge You know I could jump in the water over here, dive off the diving board, do a backflip,
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[100:10.620 --> 100:18.740] all that silly shit Get in the water and swim to the edge, but if it don't have no edge If I get in 20 feet of water, I'm Frank Sabaka popping up Is it ignorant that
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[100:18.740 --> 100:26.880] I don't want to learn? Yes. That part is ignorant. It's a life skill. It's a life skill. That's ignorant. You go to pool parties and all that shit, too? I feel like you've seen you in the pool
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[100:26.880 --> 100:35.120] at the pool party. He wasn't swimming. But he was just doing something else in the pool at the pool party. He was swimming. Yo, he was
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[100:35.120 --> 100:43.620] treading them. I'll be on the 5 feet side. Yeah, 5 feet. Tall. 5 3. Little
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[100:43.620 --> 100:51.960] thick. Little high. High high. Brown eyes. We didn't get a pool in our house partly, in our backyard partly because of that. Like I'm terrified. You're
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[100:51.960 --> 101:00.620] scared? Yes, of drowning yet. Yeah, yeah. When we go on vacation, if the water's over 6 feet, I get anxious. Shut
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[101:00.620 --> 101:08.800] up, at 6 feet, I already did. We get a work shirt, fuck y'all. Man, The water taller than me. At 6 feet
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[101:08.800 --> 101:16.940] I ain't gonna die at 6 feet. I got little hops, I could really die. It's mental bro. Yeah. Yo, me and my girl, cause my girl want to learn how to swim
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[101:16.980 --> 101:25.000] so my girl too. Wait your girl can't swim? Uh-uh. All white people can't swim bro. That's racist. I would say more. Listen so. European but.
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[101:26.220 --> 101:34.460] Dog, it's a mental thing. We could be in 4 feet of water and my girl a panic. I'm like fam stand up. Nigga no. I won't put my head. Panic.
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[101:34.460 --> 101:42.620] You too. Stand up. I would have put my head underwater if we in 4 feet. You put your head in. Yo. But say,
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[101:42.860 --> 101:50.960] you put your head in more dangerous things man. Word. Yeah. No, why I'm drowning like that, all right? It's different. I mean, you walked into that with no chlorine. Yeah.
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[101:52.120 --> 102:00.260] But no, dog, like yo, stand up. If you can't overcome the mental part first and be scared of the water, you're never gonna be able to swim. I know, it's not fair. Once
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[102:00.260 --> 102:08.320] you can't, once you slip or something, you just get to the point where, I don't feel this on the ground, get me out of here. I see 4 feet. But you get the drip plan around you, you
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[102:08.320 --> 102:16.740] can slip, play it up. Yeah, that's happening to me. I already got a bad knee. You can't drown ice, if you in water, hold up, let me out. If you in water, That is 5 feet and under.
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[102:17.160 --> 102:25.260] Because you're a little nigga too. He's smaller than me. Fuck y'all. Stand up, my nigga. If I'm panicking under the water. Your head is a
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[102:25.260 --> 102:33.260] flotation device, nigga. You gotta cook. You gotta canoe on your shoulders. Oh shit. You got a
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[102:33.260 --> 102:41.580] life anchor on you, nigga. You good. You ain't going. Hold me down, nigga. Yo, that's the anchor, yeah. Stand the fuck up, bro. Fam,
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[102:41.760 --> 102:49.780] in that moment, you ain't thinking that. I get it. No, nigga. Just push the water with your hands. No, stand up. No, relax, yeah. Nah.
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[102:49.780 --> 102:58.800] Yeah, I can't do none of that. I'm with you. I can't do none of that. Bro, I told this story before, yo. I already took my son in the pool. I was fifth grade. They was taking us to the swimming lessons. And
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[102:58.800 --> 103:07.820] the teacher, let me say this respectfully, yeah. Oh, you told us this story. Did you just do y'all in there? No, no. The teacher should not have been a swimming lesson instructor because
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[103:07.820 --> 103:15.860] he couldn't get in the water and swim. He was missing some essential components. No, he had it. It was
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[103:15.860 --> 103:24.880] just a little short. Wait, he had the scary movie hand? The nigga had the wing at. Is this how your disability thing started? Oh,
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[103:24.880 --> 103:40.540] shit. There we go. Yeah, you said he had the wing. This is shit. We found it, we found it, we found it. This is what therapy does Any
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[103:40.540 --> 103:48.720] like I sold first step lay back your float so everybody's doing this He can't help nobody. He trying to hold you up with the wing-a?
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[103:48.720 --> 103:57.260] Nigga, he standing on the side. Get me out of this pool fam, I'm good. Fuck y'all, I'm outta here. Give me your hand.
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[103:57.640 --> 104:05.980] Oh shit. We're all going down. Holy shit. Yo. Yeah, so, and
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[104:07.260 --> 104:16.080] almost well. Ever since then, it's been like, nah, I'm cool. I'm sick to the brim. I'm sorry you wasn't that, you know, it's you.
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[104:16.080 --> 104:24.760] That explains it so much. Yo, I seen a video I want to send to you too. Oh, man. It was, they were celebrating Keith Sweat's birthday. Oh,
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[104:24.760 --> 104:32.840] yes. And he's sitting down. You didn't see what I said? And a little person jumped out of the box and he just dipped like, all right, y'all didn't miss too much. I planned to watch that. I want this in the net.
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[104:32.840 --> 104:41.100] You see that? No, he walked right off. He moved smooth the fuck out. Yo, where'd you get that kink from? What kink? The little people kink.
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[104:42.200 --> 104:50.460] It's not a kink. It might be a kink. I want a midget stripping. A little person. I would like a little person
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[104:50.460 --> 105:06.879] stripper. That's it Your pop if you're single My
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[105:06.879 --> 105:14.960] man Keith That's crazy. He gonna go tall on that. Look at my man Keith. Can you sit down? Look at his face. You know when a nigga who been an R&B
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[105:14.960 --> 105:23.220] singer for 40 years says this is too much and he's still in shape and still dressed nice yeah yeah y'all playing with me don't you look
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[105:24.040 --> 105:32.200] oh you ain't see her face how'd she look I mean she was working okay how'd she look it was she was a cheat
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[105:32.200 --> 105:40.240] code if you're a little person you kind of all got to have that yeah y'all are sick okay I don't
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[105:40.240 --> 105:48.420] want to pop the short person. Oh, okay. Before we go, because Joe would keep it, What would Joe do right now? Oh, man. Yo,
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[105:48.420 --> 105:56.580] so warm. He'd be like, so ish. What y'all doing? You still talk to that teacher? Tell me more. The teacher that tried to fuck you. The professor that tried
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[105:56.580 --> 106:04.740] to fuck you. Oh, man. Oh, shit. No, I would think about this Floyd Mayweather, Manny Pacquiao debacle. The
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[106:04.740 --> 106:12.980] bullshit has already started, right? They basically canceled it. Yes, yeah. Oh, they canceled it? They canceled it. That's a part of it. And that might be part of the hustle, but
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[106:13.100 --> 106:21.140] they basically said, the reports are saying that Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather ain't happening because Floyd Mayweather wants this to be now
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[106:21.140 --> 106:29.580] an exhibition match when initially he agreed to something else. That's Pacquiao's people putting that out in the world. So I don't know what's going on,
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[106:29.580 --> 106:37.780] but This is exactly what I was saying before. I don't see why Floyd would do a non-exhibition match at this stage in his career. How old is Floyd? He got to be 50.
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[106:37.780 --> 106:46.020] I'm 48, so he got to be what? He's like 50. 50, 51. Yeah, why would he be doing... Isn't Pacquiao around the same age? I'm sure, but still. Pacquiao older than Floyd, I think. But he's also
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[106:46.160 --> 106:54.440] boxed at non-exhibition more recently, right? But why would you do it anyway? What's the purpose? He broke his the 10 commandments. Yo cuz a nigga knocked me out.
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[106:54.440 --> 107:02.780] The nigga beat me before And I want to get him back but at 50 you fucking right you broke you fuck do anything I don't know what just do the exhibition
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[107:02.780 --> 107:10.840] to begin with? I don't want to see a Floyd and impact. I think the idea was because it's a much bigger payday if his 50 and 0 was on the line. Oh, well then. Yeah. I don't want to see an exhibition of these 2
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[107:10.840 --> 107:19.020] people. I don't want to see an exhibition period at this point. I do. I'm like exhibition. Like the Floyd and Mike Tyson. That's that stupid. That's like Muhammad Ali's kangaroo.
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[107:19.080 --> 107:27.140] That's like that shit where it's like it's so far past like what I care about. I'ma watch it though. Yeah, of course. I'ma watch it. I'ma watch the fuck out of here. Oh yeah, I'm in
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[107:27.140 --> 107:35.340] there for sure. It's a freak show. It's, yo. But an exhibition of Floyd and Tacky out.
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[107:35.340 --> 107:43.480] This thing is crazy. If I signed up knowing that yo, if I get this win, it's actually I could end up being a person to give you your first loss. That's even more incentive for
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[107:43.480 --> 107:51.640] me to do it. And I know it's even more incentive for people who want to watch. And that's why I'm Floyd. Maybe not. Would we look at him any different if he lost a fight?
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[107:51.980 --> 108:00.300] No. He might look at himself different. He probably is the only fighter that I could think of
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[108:00.560 --> 108:08.660] that is undefeated. Yeah. That's his, I mean, when you start talking about the upper, and I'm not a boxing expert by any stretch, but I'm just saying, when you start talking about the greatest of the great, there's names that come
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[108:08.660 --> 108:16.680] up there. And 1 of the things that makes him, it's like Michael Jordan being 6-0 in the finals. Right. It's like, if Michael loses the finals, it doesn't help his case that he made another finals.
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[108:16.740 --> 108:25.140] It hurts his case that he didn't win it. If Floyd is 50 and 1, there are people, I mean, it'll definitely be a chink in his armor because people don't remember history well. When you think about Muhammad Ali's losses,
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[108:25.160 --> 108:33.400] you don't think, oh, well, it was Cooney, but he was like 100 years old. Muhammad Ali was in his 90s And so he had to come back off of being broke. But the loss,
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[108:33.780 --> 108:41.940] no 1, the loss on those records is still, it's never stopped him from being mentioned as 1 of the greatest in the whole time. Ever. So? So, Mike,
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[108:41.940 --> 108:49.980] Mike has what? About 6, maybe 6 losses? Nah, like 4? Less than that. Tyson? Maybe like 4? Like he might... Mike Tyson got more than 4 losses.
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[108:49.980 --> 108:58.040] Mike Tyson got like 8 losses. He got 2 to Holyfield. Lennox Lewis, 2 to Holyfield, that's 3. Buster Douglas? 4. He has 6 losses.
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[108:58.460 --> 109:07.280] He's 50 and 6. Thank you. So that never is considered, we don't talk about Muhammad Ali losing a Kenanort or
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[109:07.280 --> 109:15.300] a Floyd. And Cooney, and Cooney bro is draw if I remember correctly. But here's the thing though, with Mike Tyson, the thing that makes Mike Tyson great wasn't his record, it was how dominant he
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[109:15.300 --> 109:23.300] was in his prime. Sure. What Muhammad Ali said, he slayed all the giants. Sure. With Floyd, I mean, he beat, 1 of the knocks against Floyd is that he ducked
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[109:23.300 --> 109:31.560] some people until they passed the prime. He could beat them. But 50 and 0 is 1 of the things we hang our hat on. Floyd, Floyd is all in his brain. TBE,
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[109:31.580 --> 109:39.580] the best ever, the 50 and 0. And he can get on a microphone and say, I'm the best. Yeah. So now if I
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[109:39.580 --> 109:47.800] get a loss, I don't have that 50 and 0. I don't have that undefeated career. I don't have all these things that I walk around and that's
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[109:47.800 --> 109:56.460] my brand. My brand is built on this. If the accusation is that he's broke and this can make you not be broke, I'ma
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[109:56.460 --> 110:04.560] risk that 1. Or I'll take a couple other exhibitions like I'm doing. I don't have to take this. I'll go get the rest of these You doing
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[110:04.560 --> 110:14.380] this I'll check I'll just go get a check like he might be able to make 150 off Pack it out an exhibition might make 30. Oh, okay This
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[110:14.380 --> 110:23.400] is against weirder people for sure fuck the kangaroo. Yeah, exactly. Yeah kangaroo might do it though. You're losing heart is shit Fuck
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[110:23.400 --> 110:31.400] I'll stop. I'll be honest. I didn't give a fuck about this fight. Anyways, I didn't care about it I didn't care about any of the fights. He's announced. I don't want to watch
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[110:31.400 --> 110:39.480] this shit with him and Mike. Well, I watch it if a nigga why got the fire stick So I watch it But am I trying to look for it? I don't give a fuck. I really
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[110:39.480 --> 110:47.560] don't it's not it's not competitive It's not dope to me. I've said it before I don't really like these Past your prime position. I don't
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[110:47.560 --> 110:56.200] like it. I don't like it. I saw who really loves boxing I love boxing and a part of why I watch is because of the competitive nature of it and
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[110:56.200 --> 111:04.360] the whole you know that 1 punch can change a whole fucking fight I live to watch
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[111:04.360 --> 111:12.760] that moment don't get me wrong I love Mike Tyson but when he lost the Buster and I still don't think he lost because Buster was out and... Oh,
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[111:12.760 --> 111:21.020] he's in the referee count. The referee count was bullshit. So I do think Mike won that fight, but I'm not gonna lie. There's a certain thing about watching the underdog beat
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[111:21.020 --> 111:29.160] somebody Sure for sure. I love they asked what for 7 rounds and then the Brazilian That fuck you gotta remember this just this
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[111:29.160 --> 111:37.400] is It's like a offshoot of that. They say this is purely entertainment. Like that's what they're doing. These exhibition
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[111:37.460 --> 111:45.560] fights, I don't wanna call it wrestling, but it's kind of we do- It's Rocky versus Dunderlips. We do
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[111:45.560 --> 111:53.700] a fucking, we sell a fight, we cut a promo, we do all of this shit, we get in here, I ain't trying to kill you, you ain't trying to kill me, we just going to entertain
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[111:53.700 --> 112:02.080] the people and get some money. Like, once you accept it for that and take those expectations off, you're expecting to see a fight. You're
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[112:02.080 --> 112:10.440] not gonna see a fight. Yeah, if I want to see celebrity made-up matchup shit I'll go watch blue face fight somebody else like I'm not I'm not this is boxing
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[112:10.440 --> 112:18.740] my only thing with Floyd is his fights were always kind of boring in the fact that It was all defense like there was no gonna be a knockout
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[112:18.740 --> 112:26.940] blow really for the most part a lot of at least Early Floyd fights Floyd was knocking my focus out. Okay. He got brittle hands And so early
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[112:26.940 --> 112:35.040] Floyd was putting niggas on the ass Yeah, we really put somebody on the ass and it was an older cut was Ricky hat Yeah, choose a man to drop his hands for a minute?
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[112:35.100 --> 112:43.380] The 1 that had a bottle. Oh, Ortiz. Ortiz, yeah, I remember seeing that fight. I remember seeing that 1. I was like, yeah. But early
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[112:43.380 --> 112:52.440] Floyd was fucking niggas up. Old Floyd was fucking niggas up. His last competitive fight was with, was it Madonna? I
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[112:52.440 --> 113:00.580] don't remember. I don't know. He did a rematch with somebody. Floyd fought everybody. Madonna, yeah. Floyd fought everybody, so I don't wanna do that. But some of them was
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[113:00.580 --> 113:08.640] past their prime though. 1. Canelo wasn't past their prime, but he's... 1. Canelo wasn't even at his prime yet though. He fought 1, I'm sorry, either before they prime or after they prime.
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[113:08.800 --> 113:16.840] Yeah, you know Canelo won and and Pacquiao. Yo, he fought prime Ricky had he beat Zab
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[113:16.840 --> 113:24.900] as he did not fight prom Ricky had Ricky hadn't was a champion He just wanted like A4A45 arm winning streak when Floyd fucked him up. He
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[113:24.900 --> 113:32.960] was the number 1 contender, they was talking about how he could beat Floyd. Floyd just made niggas look fucked up. Floyd fought Diego Corrales when niggas were
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[113:32.960 --> 113:41.320] scared to death of Diego Corrales he embarrassed him. Rest in peace. Floyd was making niggas look like they wasn't shit. The same nigga that Floyd beat the fuck up
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[113:41.320 --> 113:49.360] knocked Pacquiao out cold. That's true. Couldn't even hit Floyd. Is that Marquez? Yes Marquez. So Floyd
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[113:49.360 --> 113:57.380] was making these niggas look like they was past A-Prom. Alright that's not fair because when we talk about matchups the Marquez and Pacquiao fight is a
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[113:57.380 --> 114:05.380] different thing because they're both are they're gonna sit center ring and they're gonna go at it. So depending on the fighter you get in
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[114:05.380 --> 114:13.680] there, you'll get a different outcome. True, and so that just speaks to Floyd's greatness. That a nigga that you knocked out, a
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[114:13.680 --> 114:21.940] nigga that knocked you out, couldn't hit me. And niggas would be like, Floyd be running. No, because for me to hit you, you gotta be at arm's length to hit me. So
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[114:21.940 --> 114:29.940] if me and Mark standing right here and I'm hitting Mark and Mark not hitting me, I'm not running from him. I'm just slick enough to, I'm
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[114:29.940 --> 114:38.180] gonna shoot you by the way. Floyd a fucking niggas up in a phone booth, my nigga. Like yo, he just different. What about Floyd? We not taking that away from his fight. People look at, yo, if I'm
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[114:38.180 --> 114:46.360] Floyd, or if you're Floyd, anybody, and you've won, let's say you had, when would you say he stopped trying to knock niggas out with full
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[114:46.360 --> 114:54.360] defense? Like what was his record? 20s. It was probably his 30s. Okay, I was thinking. 30 something? All right, so
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[114:54.360 --> 115:02.360] look, if I get to 30 and 0, 33 and 0, 35 and 0, and now I'm the champ, I done won all of this shit, you
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[115:02.360 --> 115:10.440] kinda gotta see me on my terms, And if I'm thinking brand and business, yeah, I might want to take them to a couple of motherfuckers when I ain't really got to worry about
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[115:10.440 --> 115:18.580] you that bad. Cause I'm trying to get to the greatest record ever, which is the 50 and 0. I have a plan here. I'm playing long-term. I'm playing a long-term game here. It wasn't
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[115:18.580 --> 115:26.680] even that. I've been around boxing since I was 4. Floyd never went to school. He boxed. I knew what I was going to
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[115:26.680 --> 115:34.740] do as a profession. So I've been in the gyms with niggas that couldn't talk. I've been in the gyms with niggas that have brain damage. I've been in a gym with niggas that they
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[115:34.740 --> 115:43.120] said were great, but they had mismanagement. My father fought Sugar Ray Leonard and gave him a little run for his money, right?
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[115:43.120 --> 115:51.360] Cool. And they all broke. I'm gonna do the things and take control of my career and not be a gladiator in
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[115:51.360 --> 115:59.460] the fucking Coliseum letting these white people control what I'm doing. I'm gonna control what I'm doing and maximize my paydays. So I'm gonna fight this nigga.
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[115:59.460 --> 116:07.660] Parks is the greatest. I'm fighting when I'm ready. I'm going to stretch that shit out for a year and build up anticipation. Me and Fart's going to fight. It's going to be $100, $200 million
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[116:07.660 --> 116:15.900] when we fight. Can I ask you a question? Because we always say Floyd has the greatest record, right? 50-0, right? I just had to look at it. Sugar
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[116:15.900 --> 116:24.020] Ray, obviously. Well, Sugar Ray, but also if we take Rocky Marciano, right? And I'm not trying to cape for the White House. Kick Joe Lewis' ass. Kick Joe Lewis' ass. But
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[116:24.360 --> 116:32.440] 49 and 0, with 43 KOs, I kind of take that over the 50 and 0. But that's why the 50
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[116:32.440 --> 116:41.600] and 0, that's why he has the hang of it, I agree with you. But that's why I gotta get to the 50 and 0. That's why you gotta get to the 50 and be undefeated, even being the compensation. You might look at it that way, but again, when
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[116:41.600 --> 116:49.620] you look at these records on the list, I'm at the top. I got more wins than him and I'm undefeated. I don't want to sound like a caveman and I don't want
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[116:49.620 --> 116:57.640] to be disrespectful. Nigga, Rocky Marciano and them were not fighting elite athletes like Floyd Mayweather was fighting.
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[116:57.640 --> 117:05.780] Yo, these niggas, they might hit hard. Some of These niggas was post office. These niggas was. I was about to say, I could be undefeated if I have to fight a black guy. Yo, yeah, like yo dog.
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[117:05.920 --> 117:14.100] Yo, you fighting a fucking post office workers. Floyd and them is fighting niggas that make millions of dollars. They have trainers, they have facilities. They have
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[117:14.100 --> 117:22.120] a career based around boxing, not unboxing on the weekends. That's the same argument niggas do when they do the whole Jordan LeBron shit. No, that's different. I don't
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[117:22.120 --> 117:30.300] like it. It's the same. It's the same thing. It is very much so different. Could they say he wasn't fighting again? It's not different. I mean, not fighting, excuse me. Not Jordan LeBron. Maybe Wilt Chamberlain, LeBron. Because
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[117:30.300 --> 117:38.760] back then, these niggas weren't making enough money in basketball to sustain a lifestyle, so they had part-time jobs. So you might be selling insurance and hooping.
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[117:39.100 --> 117:47.120] LeBron James and Michael Jordan have had top-ranked facilities trainers and all of that shit up their time. Let me ask you a question, a boxing question. I
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[117:47.120 --> 117:55.120] don't know the answer to it. I know what an NBA player looks like if he goes back to the 1950s or vice versa. Is the gap
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[117:55.120 --> 118:03.160] smaller between boxers of that era? Does a boxer from the 1950s have a better shot at competing now than Bob Cousy does trying to go against like. No, I don't think so. I think
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[118:03.160 --> 118:11.180] it's comparable. I hate when people try to take people from this era and say, oh, if they were able to play back then, it would kill. No, the whole sport evolved
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[118:11.460 --> 118:19.840] as time went by. Everything. So we don't know what Steph Curry would have been back then. Steph Curry might have been, what the fuck? Not mid. We're not smart,
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[118:20.240 --> 118:28.260] but he evolved, His skill evolved as the game based on and based on Isaiah Thomas. Also, I came so I don't even want to put that on. So
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[118:28.480 --> 118:36.600] if Floyd was back in 56, 57, having to go against, You would think that boxing would be slightly different just because it's a more simple. It's a mono-mono thing. Yeah,
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[118:36.600 --> 118:44.740] yeah, yeah. I think that Floyd and them have the ability, like if you watch old school boxing, it is
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[118:44.740 --> 118:52.960] way more barbaric than boxing today. Slugfest, sure. It is a slugfest. Floyd Mayweather skills today, he ain't getting hit
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[118:52.960 --> 119:01.060] like that. They might not have had no rolling shoulder and all this other technical shit. They might not have had film where you can learn from film
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[119:01.060 --> 119:09.140] today, I mean back then like they have today. Again, a lot of these, they might not even have been in the same supreme athletic shape that these niggas are
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[119:09.140 --> 119:17.620] in today. But you see, this is why I kind of lean towards the other side of it. Boxes back then, They didn't take a lot of months off
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[119:17.900 --> 119:25.900] from fighting the next fight. Wow. A lot of them was poor, but that even leans more into the conditioning and the actual health you have to be
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[119:25.900 --> 119:34.080] in to get those fights off. Especially if we're speaking about how barbaric it was. Like these niggas, they were in shape. They
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[119:34.080 --> 119:42.180] were in shape enough to be boxing, 1 month I gotta do a fight with this guy, next month I'm fighting another guy, 3 months later I'm fighting, like that was
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[119:42.200 --> 119:51.320] the conditioning and the scheduling for them. So why would that speak less of- Look, I just think that it speaks to the supreme
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[119:51.420 --> 119:59.560] level of athlete today. Today, yo, it's just machines, it's tech. Niggas is putting electrodes on your body.
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[119:59.800 --> 120:08.280] Yo, Just science in itself is showing you how to maximize your muscles and all of that stuff. I just think we just have evolved past
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[120:08.300 --> 120:16.420] what they was doing. Right, and so it's hard to know. Yes, you can't have no. If you put Muhammad Ali in these circumstances, I can't imagine he'd be doing anything different. If Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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[120:16.560 --> 120:24.640] is in this moment, Wilt Chamberlain is in this moment, I think they would have had the ability to develop and grow the same way. So it's just hard, like you said, it's hard to compare across eras. I look at
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[120:24.640 --> 120:32.800] basketball. These kids today got trainers, personal trainers in high school. It was only 1 motherfucker when we was young that had a trainer, it was this
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[120:32.800 --> 120:41.180] white kid, Billy, that went to like, I forgot the school. Gunzaga. Sure enough. Vivaldi Rezo or some shit. Vanderbilt, went to Vanderbilt.
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[120:41.360 --> 120:49.520] I think he got a scholarship to Vanderbilt. Stanley was rich. But yo, in our neighborhood, you got nice in the hood. Yeah, you got nice running full. And if you had
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[120:49.520 --> 120:57.540] a trainer and were and you was nice imagine that was now they are maximizing your muscles they getting more out of your
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[120:57.540 --> 121:05.620] muscles than regular niggas could do at the gym I mean in the park you know I'm saying So now you already working on your skills, you rich, you got block.
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[121:05.620 --> 121:13.620] That's why, yo fam, is it a shock to us that Steph Curry and Steph Curry can both fucking shoot? No, no, their father was 1 of the best shooters in
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[121:13.620 --> 121:22.280] NBA history. He just had a slow release. So now I'm short, my dad got off his shot slow. I'ma work on how to get in my shot out faster. Right.
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[121:22.600 --> 121:30.900] They just built on what he did. So I'm not knocking Rocky Marciano on them. Floyd is who he is based on what they laid out. Floyd
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[121:30.900 --> 121:39.280] is the next generation Sugar Ray Leonard. So what's the best flavor of gummy bears? Gummy bears? I'm just trying to do a joke.
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[121:39.280 --> 121:47.440] Yeah. Right when you're ready to go home. Do you like nerds? The red. You Muslim. Red is silver. There's some kosher gummy bears.
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[121:47.440 --> 121:55.460] Some halal gummy bears. Gelatino, not gelatin. Exactly. There is 1 thing I want to ask y'all about before we go. Sure, what's up? Do y'all care about this? Probably,
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[121:55.660 --> 122:04.020] we'll see. Rakim named his top 10 greatest MCs of all time. I'm curious, yeah, sure. I wanna hear this. I wanna hear this. I'm curious. Yeah, I really want to hear this 1.
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[122:04.120 --> 122:12.120] Number 10 going to... Should I go 10? 10 to 1. 10 to 1. Number 10, LL Cool J. Okay. I like it. I respect. That makes
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[122:12.120 --> 122:20.220] sense. Number 9, Scarface. Love Scarface. Okay. Okay. I'm with him. Number 8, Kendrick
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[122:20.220 --> 122:28.780] Lamar. Okay. Okay. Okay. Still here. Number 7, Ice Cube. I'm with him. I'm with him. Yeah.
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[122:28.780 --> 122:37.540] We're all old as fuck. Yeah. Number 6, this is the most interesting 1 to me. Okay. Rock him. I
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[122:37.540 --> 122:45.660] like that. I love that. I love that. I love that. It's a nice spot. 8 6 is a good spot for rockin'. Go ahead. Number 5, the
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[122:45.660 --> 122:54.440] notorious B.I.G. Okay. I still like it. Yeah, I'm still not mad. You know him that he's gonna put some youngins in there Now before another
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[122:54.440 --> 123:02.480] interesting 1 which I Eminem Wow, I thought you gonna say that well, I'm not mad. I'm not mad at the
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[123:02.480 --> 123:11.000] listen. I'm not mad. Yeah, I can't I can't I wouldn't put them over big person on my list But I'm not bad. This is just rapping ability his top 10:10
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[123:11.000 --> 123:19.420] greatest rappers of all time Alright, okay number 3 Jay-z, okay Okay,
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[123:19.660 --> 123:27.940] damn. Yeah, so was that Lee? What are the top 2 you think?
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[123:27.940 --> 123:35.940] Pac and Nas. What do you say? Nas and, oh, in order? In order. I'm gonna go 2 Pac Nas. 1, 2. Huh. 2, no, I think
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[123:35.940 --> 123:44.160] Nas is first, and Rakim is the brain, and 2 Pac is second. I'm surprised he didn't put Kane in there. Who said he's not? That's what I'm
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[123:44.160 --> 123:52.160] saying. It also could be KRS, Kane, it could be Mello. It could be G-Rap. It could be a lot of people. I'm just looking at this list, I'm
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[123:52.160 --> 124:00.180] still going Nas and Pac. Nas is going to be somewhere in there. He might not put Pac in his. He might not put Pac in his. I'm with you. He might not put Pac. That's what I'm saying.
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[124:00.180 --> 124:08.620] Think about this for a minute. Nas and Kane. Nas and Kane, yeah. You going Nas and Kane? Nas and Kane. What's the order? Rockham and Kane used to be beefing though. I might go Kane too. Oh, you're right. Rockham and Kane used to be beefing.
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[124:08.620 --> 124:16.680] Maybe Kristen, maybe Karras. So what's Karras? We'll give an order. Nas and Karras. Hey, yo, Ike. 1 and 2? Put your greater right down, nigga. We try to go home. Get your foot in the door. No
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[124:16.680 --> 124:24.760] free, ain't no way for him to say his name. I said mine. You said Canaan. I said Canaan and Nas. In what order though? Canaan 2, Nas 1. Okay. What you
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[124:24.760 --> 124:33.200] got? Yeah, this your bad right here. I think he KRS 1 2, Nas 1. I think KRS 2, Nas 1. Okay,
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[124:33.320 --> 124:41.600] the answer. Number 2. Number 2. Tupac Shakur. Oh wow, what's wrong man? I just set y'all out so y'all would all
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[124:41.600 --> 124:49.640] get it. Y'all gotta write too fast. Number 1. Nas. Nas. Nas. I'm not mad. I'm not mad at that list. That's a pretty good list. That's a pretty good list. That's
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[124:49.640 --> 124:57.940] someone that you would respect that list. What can you say? I wouldn't have some of them people in here. I think he's wrong, but I... I think I would take, you know who I would take out. Em.
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[124:58.300 --> 125:06.460] I would take out Em. I would take out Kendrick. I would take out... You know if Kendrick in the top 10? No, not for me. KRS-One would be... I think he's into my top 10. KRS-One
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[125:06.460 --> 125:14.580] would be in there. He might be in the top 10. And Big Daddy Kane would be in there for me everybody else days or you put G rap I can see why you would rap is in my 10 I would
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[125:14.580 --> 125:22.640] take big out I love I love 10 yeah I love Kane and G rap but I can see why you might not just cuz they're they don't have
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[125:22.640 --> 125:30.700] as many albums So big don't have that Yeah, I guess people don't see again, you know, I'm always give me a pass You know, I'm
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[125:30.700 --> 125:38.920] old, you know, I'm older. So I remember who Big Daddy Kane was. Yeah, I loved it. I loved it. And he still sounds good, by the way. No, but I'm talking about his presence.
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[125:39.640 --> 125:48.040] That nigga was like, Big Daddy Kane, Wesley Snipes, and Denzel really knocked us off the map for you. Yo, girls
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[125:48.240 --> 125:56.380] love that nigga, bro. His nigga is separating. Girls love him. He still fly. Remember when he did the verses a couple years ago? That nigga had the silk suits on. Girls love that
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[125:56.380 --> 126:04.940] nigga. And that nigga's rapping ability is just different. Like, yo, back then. I'm not mad. I want to say- It
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[126:04.940 --> 126:13.160] ain't a bad list. It's not a bad list at all. I'm surprised KRS is it. Especially coming from Rakim's time. Yeah, I'm surprised. KRS 1,
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[126:13.160 --> 126:21.420] Big Daddy Kane, cause it really, The funny part like Big and Pac, it was KRS-1 and Rakim. Right? Yeah.
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[126:21.900 --> 126:29.960] Right? Like Kidrick and Drake, it was KRS-1 and Rakim. Those was the, I mean, pardon me. Big Daddy Kane and Rakim. Those was the niggas that was really duking it
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[126:29.960 --> 126:38.760] out for. KRS had a lot of good albums. He definitely had a lot of good albums. Yeah, between BDP and then his solo albums, even though they were all kind of solo albums. His first
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[126:38.760 --> 126:46.840] album was what criminal minded yeah second 1 was Her 1 was blueprint blueprint I think it was
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[126:46.840 --> 126:55.000] a edutainment no it was a fourth fourth bro those 4 albums for me but then you get return of the boom bap and
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[126:55.000 --> 127:03.160] carousel but that's when he started to dip popularity wise right yeah okay right those 4 albums right there
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[127:03.160 --> 127:11.260] bro I'm putting up against Although I think I think sound of the police and P is still free are pretty high in his fucking catalogs. Yeah Even against criminal
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[127:11.260 --> 127:19.400] money. That shit is just different bro. He's going on tour Right now he's on tour until September. He shot a video in Newark this past
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[127:19.400 --> 127:27.620] weekend. Rock him or Karras? Karras. Karras won. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I should've let y'all know. That's peace. Valid. We knew. Oh, you knew,
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[127:27.620 --> 127:35.780] yeah. What's up? What's up? I saw some good Karras 1 music coming out. This list reminded me of the basketball list when the old heads like Dr. J and them do the basketball
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[127:35.780 --> 127:43.780] list where it's mostly people from the air and then they'll throw in like, you can't deny LeBron, you can't deny. I think that was a really funny song.
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[127:43.780 --> 127:51.920] No, I'm saying it's a compliment. Like he respects his era but he didn't ignore a couple of the young guys who just really good I think you can't ignore me. I'm sure jay-z. I'm just
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[127:51.920 --> 128:00.160] glad somebody put L Young for his yes
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[128:00.260 --> 128:08.340] age Yeah, That 1 was the 1 that really El
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[128:08.340 --> 128:16.420] and Ice Cube I think are 2 of the most disrespected when it comes to the list. Yeah, yeah. I agree. Ice Cube stopped rapping.
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[128:16.640 --> 128:24.860] Cube, Face, and it's them 3 that are the disrespected ones. Yeah. Although I think Face gets a lot more. Recently,
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[128:24.860 --> 128:33.040] he gets a lot more. Even from East Coast motherfuckers. He's becoming the popular person to say. Now, Face gets a lot of bark. For a while, he wasn't. He wasn't. Yeah. Ice Cube don't really get
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[128:33.040 --> 128:41.140] his just due, again, because he stopped rapping. It's because a lot of people see their success from the other side. Both of them have become successful
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[128:41.140 --> 128:49.240] in film and television. Way more successful than they were in music. You forget all that shit. So you kind of forget that shit. And when you go back to like the shit they were doing
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[128:49.240 --> 128:57.260] in 1989, which was groundbreaking and amazing then, if you're here, is in tune to that, it sounds like, I think it wasn't nice like that. But at that time. Rock
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[128:57.260 --> 129:05.280] star. Remember when he came here, I'm like, yo, you might have been the first Drake. Yeah. Bro, LL was different. LL was different. No, that's what I'm saying.
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[129:05.280 --> 129:13.500] I told him that. I said, yo, you might have been in First Drake. Like, yo, dog, that nigga was a rock star, bro. For real, for real. He's the prototype for the solo MC. Yes,
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[129:13.500 --> 129:22.580] yes. No question. So I think, I think... It's a good list, man. I think it's a great list. Yeah, it's a good list. We need to rock him, man. So Haribo or Albanese? Yeah,
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[129:22.580 --> 129:31.000] yeah, yeah, yeah. We got y'all joining in. Join in. Good world, we love y'all. Yeah, cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-chapa. Oh, nigga brought it back. Damn, he happy. I'm
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[129:31.000 --> 129:33.060] out of here, yo. Yo. Think it's crazy as hell.
