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0:00 The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I Repeat it 0:08 is not serious. It is not real. No 1 is exposing revealing indicting Or telling you 0:16 anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best 0:24 interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. There we go. Patronis! Patronis! Patronis! 0:35 What's happening? What's good? It's kind of charging. Hey, boy. I'm a rap bastard, right? Yeah. Why you even need the charger? I got a father, too. I'm a fucking rap bastard. 0:45 Why you need the charger when you going? You going straight home. My father alive, bro. Can I have the phone? Nobody calls you a bastard. You be calling me a rat bastard, 0:54 yo. Ain't you going straight home? Yeah. Hate to miss me. No, I'm going to pick up my daughter first and then going home. There you go. Whoa. Responsibilities. What, 1:02 you being a daughter for school? School clothes, boy, can't you do that? That shit don't work on me. You can't use the tricks? Boy, school clothes boy. Wait, you're going to pick up your 1:10 daughter from what school she in? We get out 07:00. It's going to be 09:00, nigga. Oh, she at that night school. He got money 10pm 1:28 big I keep this how you get in trouble and You gonna blame us. I'll be there at 11. I Don't want to hear I don't want to hear money's 1:36 brief review of the Jackson I'm assuming you didn't like No, 1:45 yeah, I didn't like it at all at all. I like you actually do have a side question for you brief. Mm-hmm. Do you know? Step 1:53 for step the Thriller choreo. Yes Could you do it off the dome? Yes, you are lying. Throw it on parks, huh? Today 2:02 I can do it Are you asking me to do the Thrill of Choreo? Yes. Yes. I wasn't, but now I kind of am. If you got the whole shit. I can 2:10 do that right here. It's a long ass shit. It's a long ass shit. Man, Lord, for you to even memorize. Go ahead. I can do it. I definitely believe in mine. I know how to do some of that shit. I think 2:18 you know how to do the whole shit. I know the whole shit. I forgot how complex it was so they had the little scene. Classy. I was like, oh shit, I got it. That shit's a long ass choreo. Everybody 2:26 just usually do the 1234. They just do the 1 little step, yeah. Shit, I can do the whole shit. I can do the whole stupid shit. You know how to do it? Every year on Christopher 2:34 Street, all of them get together for Halloween. That's disrespectful. All of them. They all do it in the 2:43 street. All of them. Oh, You gotta go to like, yeah, like a minute, it's like 3 minutes or something. There's a 3? That's not 3. Nah. And these 2:51 Michael Jackson movie niggas had the nerve to try to sell a soundtrack of the movie. They did? I copped it. Yes. 2:59 You copped it? Yeah, I got it. Is it remakes? No. Oh, that's fine. I am officially done with ice. Pause that music. You 3:08 bought the Michael Jackson soundtrack to get the Michael Jackson song? Songs that's already on. I'm a music collector. Yeah. I like that 3:16 for you. I did. I have it. But you had the Michael Jackson song. I also have the history. I also have the essential Michael Jackson I got the Michael Jackson hits album 3:24 and I like the songs that they picked in order that they played in the movie It's just 13 tracks. So I took a lot of albums to sell you I got some shit to sell you too. I got 3:32 some shit. New padded room shit? Padded rooms and lumps? Say less. Stay right there, buddy. So anyway, your review. We'll get to the choreo later. Well, 3:46 as someone who is pretty informed on Michael's history and all the things pertaining to his life, they left out a lot of shit. 3:57 First off, Michael Jackson and his brothers would never be performing, never can say goodbye at a concert where they weren't even signed to Motown yet. So just 4:05 that was weird. All of the timeline. All the timeline shit was fucked up. It felt very reminiscent of the Broadway play because the Broadway play was 4:13 pretty big on making Joe like the villain or just the catalyst to why Michael ended up the way he is, even if it's true. I think it was rushed. I know 4:21 there was a lot of legal problems where they couldn't get Diana Ross to sign off for certain things. Janet would have signed off on certain things. So a lot of that 70s portion 4:29 was taken out of the movie, which could have like helped ease certain transitions. Just felt rushed. The story felt rushed. I think Jafar did a great 4:37 job. Me too. There were certain moments where it was like, I don't feel like I'm not watching Michael. Right. Certain 4:45 moments. Then there were certain moments like- Yeah, Jafar gave me, alright, At least they got a nigga related to this nigga. Yeah, when he moved his face. I see Mike some day. Yeah, they 4:53 showed the split-screen He looked great certain moments. Oh Really moments He look exactly like the thrill of moment 5:02 the moment with a the burn shit and he was in the hospital room with his, talking to his mom, I'm like, oh shit, that looked like Mike. Certain moments when he's in the 5:10 studio, I think he did a great job, but as far as the execution of the story, it was rushed, and If they were having that many legal problems where they couldn't talk about certain shit, 5:18 I would have just much rather cut out some of it. They didn't need a fucking whole scene of the beaded shit, of him talking to a bunch of gang members. That was 5:26 a waste of time. He was repping y'all. Cool. We ain't need all that. Let me ask you a question. He was trying to show his power to unite. 5:35 But yes, but they, it still wasn't executed right. Like they didn't show- Nothing about it was, I want to know where's the money from the budget. 5:43 I want to know what they did with it. The monkey. I want to know what they did. That was expensive monkey. They put CGI monkey, CGI giraffe. The giraffe too. I was counting 5:52 the Locations and the scenes and the stage buildups. It didn't take that that many. Yeah, like where is the 6:00 moolah? I Don't I don't know. Yeah, I was Vukua. I was sitting next to me I was sitting next to a 6:08 couple people at the theater and when it was over we all looked at each other like, really? Like we were disappointed. Mike who deserved. Was that all Mike's super fans you were? 6:17 Stranger patrons. Yeah, but Niggas was, let me tell you, niggas was dressed up. Niggas was at the theater dressed up. Oh, you went to the premiere. Yeah. But I 6:25 was regular. I went sweat somewhere. That's disappointing. Yeah. Wait, are you serious? Oh, you ain't no real fan. I see Jackson 6:33 on a regular or to me nigga. That's G. Okay Now but I was disappointed this was big man I think because 6:41 you know so much about his life and all of that that it didn't hit you with on the main on the main part Like 6:51 I stand know that much because ice wasn't I'm not a my son I know it's the same. It's the same way I felt about Bohemian Rhapsody. I know a lot about 6:59 Queen's story And I know a lot about Freddie Mercury and they left out a lot of important shit for you to understand him as a person Michael is way too 7:07 complex to try to fit in 3 hours fit in yeah, and it was only a two-hour movie So I said like yours you think it was another hour that could have gotten 7:15 yeah They would be burned certain areas there, but they have legal issues They couldn't talk about certain shit with all due respect because 7:24 I see that going around the Bohemian Rhapsody joint. Bohemian Rhapsody should not be mentioned with 7:32 this bullshit Michael. No, you're right. That was a good movie. That was a great movie. That was a great movie. A great movie. I'm not talking about the story timeline, but in 7:40 terms of watching the movie, the actors, the performances, the everything, how they encapsulate, That was a really good movie. To be fair, I think it's a lot harder to do that with 7:49 Mike, with Elvis, with the Beatles, with people that have so much fucking fame and lore. History, yeah, yeah, yeah. Queen obviously is huge, right? That's why you should leave motherfuckers alone. 7:58 Johnny Cash is huge, but they're not at the same level. I'm not going to lie to you, I would much rather- Paris said Chill Out. Johnny Cash movie was good. I would have rathered to do a series out of Michael's 8:06 Life than a movie. Right. Give us a series. That would have been more effective. You could get 2 hours to make that money like this. 8 episodes. 8 episodes, Netflix, something, 8:14 it would have still been treated with the same love, whatever. I think that they were just forcing a big box office type of thing. And that's what his daughter was saying essentially. 8:22 Like, and a lot of people was pushing back at her saying it, but now after seeing the movie, I understand what she meant. What'd she say? They were just looking for profit. They weren't really looking to service 8:30 the story of Michael the right way. They wanted to just give a fluff. I'm standing with Paris. I'm standing with her. I'm standing with you. Yeah, like, I think a documentary of 8:39 8 episodes would have been better, because you could have basically condensed certain periods of his life into an hour, then another 8:47 7 years into an hour another 7 years into an hour and we like that huh he took that this 8:55 nigga stupid stop all I said was we understand I am on him nigga I am on his ass 9:05 he trying to pontificate me I didnt forget that shit we did earlier. And we dropping that today? It's disappointing though, but really, I'm still 9:13 going to support. I'm not going to go to the theater to see it again, but. Buy the soundtrack, yo. I got all them songs ready, and I got them vinyls all the time. 9:21 That nigga, I would just. What the fuck? Tweet. Tweet. I just gotta have it. That nigga, put the Michael soundtrack. Yo, 9:29 I went to look at it, I was like, oh, it might be some new heat. It's dope. Repackage it. Beat it. Yes. The only thing new on this is- You 9:37 want to be starting something. Well, not new, but the last song is the bad, but it's the remastered 2012 version. So that's 15 9:45 years ago. I was saying, that's- 14 years old. That's the only song that's not the original. But yeah. You just reminded me, though. I'm sorry. Sorry 9:53 to interrupt. Another area that this guy just can't fuck with my guy. Oh, shit. 10:01 Oh, they took it down. Don't do that. Oh, they took it down. Don't do that. That new record? Yeah. Yeah, you see my boy drop some new heat. Who? He had 10:09 some. Prince, yeah. Really? Yeah. I didn't see that. He dropped the single. And it was a song I never heard, I don't know where that shit came from. Who's the single that went up? Wait you gotta let me. I'm trying 10:18 to find it. Oh, you ain't buy it? No, I didn't buy it. Hey, Ice, play the song, Ice. I ain't got that. I 10:26 didn't know. Are you shooting at me? I ain't shooting at you. I heard what you said. I mean, if Michael would have dropped, so who would have known? Oh, you did, here we go. With this tear. The world would have said something. The world would have said something if Mike 10:34 would have dropped it. Let's give Prince a little burn here. With this tear. Yeah. Let's see. Let my boy cook right quick. 10:42 Get this Yeah, for the dead homies. Yeah. 11:00 Man, this is AI if you don't cut this shit off. I'm looking for you, look at me like you believe. Nigga, that's Princess. That's not no 11:08 Prince. Nigga, that's Duke. Duke and Earl. I got you again, yo. I'm whipping your ass. It sounds 11:16 good, though. It does appear to be legit. It's Prince. It sounds good. It's not AI, it's really Prince. Who said? No, it was a real release. It's Prince. 11:24 It was a real release. It's a real release, for real, Prince? Yes, it was a real release. A Prince ain't gonna lie. These Estates is fucking up niggas legacies, yo. That's 11:33 all. This movie just told me that. Why Mike ain't got no new heat out? His new heat caused too much to put out. His new heat is a movie. Oh, yeah, Prince of State 11:42 But this isn't this came up with this tears called. Yeah, it's saying that it was it's a vault track so it was it was recorded in 1991 11:51 But it was just him We recorded last week Mike ain't got no ball. They heard all of us last 3 albums after you die It's 11:59 to mark 10 years of his passing. Okay, I see. Yeah, and no one's gonna happen 20 years in the past. Another 1. Another 1. Another tear. 12:08 Why you want them niggas compete in death? No disrespect, we should've kept that in the vault. That's what we see. It is, it prints at any children? We see why it was in the vault. No, he did, 12:16 but the child passed really young. So who's in charge of the estate? Like family members or? The sister. The sister, but I think the sister 12:24 passed. They sold it, didn't they? They sold it. They talked about something fun. This print song is pretty fun. This print song is a 12:32 lot funnier than motherfucker. Oh, no, he can still kill it. I'm with the shit. Go ahead and kill it. These tears. You bragged about 12:40 it. Yo, dog. You desperate. You desperate to step on Mike. I think that's a good song. I think it's a good song. I'm sorry. Don't 12:49 sound bad. We though. From what I was expecting, seeing the name Prince on a posthumous joint no, that sounds good It's pretty 12:57 amazing. You didn't think sounded good. That's what yes what like what Give me please give me a bunch of albums in the 90s that whole graffiti. Oh, I agree. I want to know what he gonna say 13:06 the fucking When he put out the the 4 discs the 1 the the box when he put out 13:14 the box collection that the last CD on that 1, I didn't like the Batman soundtrack. That 13:22 was a trap. I kinda liked that 1. That wasn't me. Graffiti Bridge wasn't all that good either. I like Graffiti Bridge. I love Graffiti Bridge. Is it Graffiti Moon or Bridge? Graffiti 13:30 Bridge. Under Cherry Moon. Under Cherry Moon. Graffiti Bridge. That's what had the Tell Me Campbell drone on it. That's 1 song. That's some mad songs on it. I know. I'm 13:38 just saying, that's the album that was in trash. There was about 3 or 4 jams on there. Yeah. That whole, no, not that whole. You 2 are crazy. But 13:47 the gold experience, some of that is all heat and some of it is not yeah Yeah anything 13:55 before that print his first album first 2 albums is Touching go with some of the records, but I disagree. Yeah, 14:04 well Chris came out the gate with What's Chris best album for me? I know people like to say purple rain. 14:12 My mind is under the German Sorry parade. That's the name of the album. That's my shit Love that top the bottom. 14:20 Mmm MPG MP new power generation. Yeah, I look back to your diamonds and roses. 14:28 What's his classic album your favorite do Luther? You've had some shit Asked you Covers 14:42 right, but what's Luther? We do Luther. Luther has some shit. Yo, hi. I'm saying Luther don't got a classic album. I asked you what is his classic album. No, Luther does not have a classic album. You are out of your fucking mind. He did a lot of recovers, right? What's Luther's classic? Name it. Name it. Never Too Much is a classic album. Dance With My Father is a classic album. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 14:50 whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, let me finish. That's not a classic album. And Even though I didn't love it at the time the remake album he did never too much is not a 14:58 bad album I'm gonna say Classic if you go don't have 1 of them You 15:07 know, I don't know if friends got a classic album. Huh? What? Who? We oughta hear it. What he said? Y'all are adding him out. We're not even dignified. 15:15 Wait, what did he just, who named? I don't know what he said. That's cool. I'm going to put up the Never Too Much album for y'all. He said Prince? He's not that stupid. And give me the reason. There's another classic album, by the way. I think you 15:23 just name this shit from your neo soul. You out your mind, man. He does not have a co- You about to sound 15:31 real crazy. I'm going through Never Too Much. I might go back on Never Too Much. Thank you. A House Is Not A Home. Never Too Much is on there. Don't 15:39 You Know That is on there. I've been working on it. What are you talking? Are you kidding? I'm going through the truth. If you got 5 singles on 1 album, how many songs on there? 7. 15:48 7 records on there. No, Freeze. It's only 7 songs? Yes. I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, and 5 of them are classics. Classic EP. Are you talking about this Never Too 15:56 Much? Yes. All right, I'm done with y'all. You can be done, you still wrong. I didn't say nothing, how I'm wrong. I said I'm done. I didn't give an opinion I 16:04 would do you agree with me on this. Yes. No, so you're wrong All we got all we got to do is plug up me and you and 16:12 I be sassy back and forth I like being all we gotta do is I like being sad. We gotta be sassy back if I love you nigga, I don't want to do that with you all we got to do is 16:20 plug up We don't have to do that right Is that 16:30 sugar spice? Yes I like this He might be right I am right This is a classic It's a fucking classic. It's been his first 2 songs. 16:39 It's 1 of the classics. Alright. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'll give you your prop thing right. Are 16:47 you kidding me? I'm not saying this is a jam though. This is a fucking jam. Are you kidding me? I don't know why I'm gonna love someone else. Niggas in the club doing that. Exactly. Nice little drug 2 step. I want my hands on the ground. Keep going. Go 16:55 to the next 1. I want my hands on the ground. You're gonna 17:06 keep it long on the 1 that ain't long. No for this. No. Keep going. This is 17:14 how Joe manipulates the audience. You are a real manipulator yo. This is 5 Alright, 17:22 get this with, alright, you got 2 back to back that might be I'm quitting, I'm quitting. It's 7 tracks, we're on track 5. 17:30 That's right. 2 leave out no 1 and 5 so far This 17:41 look Yeah, I'm coming back 5 right? Good song 17:49 no, it's the last 1 house not home. Oh, yeah And then also got it. Give Me The Reason has stopped the love, Give Me The Reason, I Really Didn't 17:58 Mean It, There's Nothing Better Than Love, and She's So Amazing. Okay, how many? That's 5 fucking- how many tracks is on that out? Let me check. I don't remember off the top my head 9 18:07 and anyone who had a heart was on there Yeah, you know it's not 6 out of 9. Yo come on 6 out of 9 What we say is this to your brothers? It's 18:16 a little different from he's talking about Michael Jackson and Prince and I'm talking about Prince You 18:32 said Luther don't got a classic album. Shut the fuck up. The OG don't got a classic album. Why did I bring Luther up? We don't know. 18:40 I don't know what you're talking about. Because the gentleman here, I didn't like what He was saying about my goat. So I went to his goat, 18:48 which is Luther. But I ain't joking. That's not my goat. I'm not joking. That's not my goat. That is your goat. That's not my goat. You want my goat. Barbra Streisand. No, listen. 18:57 Barbra Streisand got a classic. Who's your goat? Barbra Streisand. I thought that was your goat. Musician? No, I think Luther Vangelo's 19:06 can sing better than me. Yes. But as far as him doing the music. Who's your favorite singer? Who's your favorite singer? My favorite singer all the time? Yeah, Marvin Gaye. The 19:14 Beach Boys. The Beach Boys got slaps. Now hold up. They do. They got cover classics. They do. Yes, they do. You heard Mike. I like the Beach Boys. That 19:22 Pet Siles boy. He's so vanilla. Marvin has to be up there. I think Luther can sing better than most. Marvin got classics. I like at Pesos boy he's so vanilla classic yeah I think Luther over Marvin gay 19:31 yo stop talking about singing Look at me, boy. Or making music. Yo, dog. Yo, get up. Stop this new shit. Who is your goat? 19:39 Stop! Don't pontificate with me. Jay-Z, man. Michael Jackson. 19:48 He said Michael Jackson, nigga. That's his goal. This nigga been shooting at Michael this whole time, and you know what he said? I don't shoot at Michael Jackson. Michael 19:56 Jackson can't sing better than Luther Vangelis. Michael Jackson is the best music. You just freestyled it, go. No, I'm not. I'm telling you, I've 20:04 been said this before. What are you talking about? No, Luther's your whole code, man. Luther can sing, though. I won't say we underestimate how good a vocalist Michael is, though. 20:13 Yes. I wanted to say- You can't sing like Luther Vandal. I'm not arguing the point. If you did watch the movie, right, and you listen to Michael at 10 years old singing 20:22 Who's Lovin' You, he sounds better at 10 years old than most niggas at 30 something. I can believe that. We have to stop down playing Michael's vocal. I didn't say that. Michael's 20:30 an extraordinary vocalist. But I hear a lot of people say, oh, Mike was not a vocal. That nigga was 1 of the best vocalists as a kid teenager. The notes he was in when 20:38 Joe Jackson got on that ass. Yo, the whole movie was Mike trying to escape Joe 20:47 Jackson. Hey, no, no, no, no, no. You think they did too much on Joe? No, they said they ain't doing enough. Hey, you, what do you do? You 20:55 work for who? OK, you're hired. Fire my dad. Your first task. Give it to my dad. Quickly. I ain't like that nigga 21:03 neither in him making him that much of an important figure in the movie. John Brinker nigga. Yeah, I ain't like that. Which 1? John 21:11 Brinker. John Brinker was 1 of the EPs. And that's my point because he got, he got Assigned the estate assigned them as 1 of the new lawyers. I agree if anybody knows the history of him 21:20 We be Luther said. 21:31 I wouldn't be that crazy. Oh, OK. I could only disrespect Luthor. You just cosigned anything, huh? Who? I just, I believe you. You didn't 21:39 even know what you was cosigning. You did your ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ball. I said who? Hey, yo, listen, I already killed you. You didn't even know what the fuck he said. You said yes. I already killed Julian. You said, hey, you 21:47 ain't bald. I knew you were getting bald. Look, I already killed y'all earlier. I couldn't wait. I killed Julian earlier. You didn't. I killed both of y'all earlier. You didn't. Shut 21:55 up. You didn't. Y'all niggas think, because, yo, we're going to be smart together. Y'all niggas just whack. Both of y'all niggas. We're going to be smart together. You're going to be smart together. He sounded like it's an insult. No, why 22:04 2 intellectual niggas refuse to go at each other? Because y'all want to preserve a friendship. Maybe we just agree. If we disagree, we disagree. Let me ask you a question. I swear I can't wait until they put it out. Can I ask 22:12 you a question? Y'all do bird shit. I see it. Can I ask you a question? Yes, you can. You just did. Ask me another 1. All right. 22:21 Smart man. Yeah, smart man. I knew you were, but what am I? Yeah, you were. Me and Mark don't debate? No, not like he used to. Not after that time you 22:29 got salty after that situation And he felt like he hurt your feelings and he stopped you ever felt like you heard my I saw that shit in 3d And I saw it all I watched it Let 22:39 me ask you a question and I'm the same way I don't want to feel if you can I ask you a question I don't want to fit you could you talk to me? I don't think you talk to him about it. I don't want 22:47 to offend you. You've never offended me and I talk to you. That's not true. What you offended me about? When I said some crazy shit, you spoke to me behind his ears. No. You got 22:55 you together? No, this nigga's lying. But let me ask you a question. Why you on debate with Joe? I do! How 23:03 you do? I get in this. Cause no, cause I wasn't in this. He put me in it till I debated with Mark. Anytime Joe make a joke, he he 23:11 he he he he he he. Eddie Murphy and I say all. You tickle me flip-o, nigga. I'm dead for a fuck-a. What the fuck is you talking about? In his defense. I wasn't the most nigga here shooting 23:19 at Joe. Answer the question, Isch. Isch, answer the question. No. Nah, not really. Shooting at Joe? Nigga, I didn't give a fuck. Not 23:28 really. How many times this nigga had to poke your... Yo, you are the Pillsbury doughboy when it comes to this nigga. All he does is got to poke your stomach. He's got way worse words. 23:36 How many times this nigga had to ask me to leave? Niggas got guns out today. How many times this nigga said that you're disrupting the workplace from me getting 23:44 at him? A lot of times, bro, stop. No, I've never seen that. A lot. Sorry, I've never heard that. They got the receipts. Who's argue with Joe more 23:53 than me? I don't know, I wasn't here when you all were in. I wasn't here. You been here long enough? Since you been here. Too long, I think. You been here. All 24:02 right. We know you think that, but the difference is they get tired of you, my nigga Smarty Pants. They get tired of you. Good thing I got a five-year deal. All them niggas that you try to please online, hey, you can sit me on down. 24:10 They get tired of you. Ain't no amendments, right? First of the month come either way. Keep your five-year deal, nigga. Nigga, 24:18 you don't have hope in yourself no more. Nigga, you can't go out there. You don't have hope in yourself. You don't have to go out there no more. You don't have to hope like you used to. You don't have to hope like you used to. I don't. He 24:26 not Mark from back in the day. I don't have hope in myself. He just like regular, I'm here, nigga, I'm here. Why you say you don't have hope? I like, nigga, I did some research on this nigga. The fire in his eyes. It's 24:34 going. It's going, yeah. But I feel like he feel more comfortable, he feel free. And he get to it, he get to it, but fuck all that. And what? And what, nigga? I'm going to show you. Give me a couple of, I'm going to show 24:46 you how a nigga do it nigga You could never talk to me like that a day in your life again. They got you you will see about what though I'm not gonna say I'm 25:02 the nigga that defended you when the academics came for you. That was me. Who came for me? The academic, the quote unquote academics. That was 25:10 me. He thought you meant the streamer. You got up here and said, yo, I want to thank daddy for defending me. No, that was me. That was Uncle Ish that defended you. It wasn't daddy. That was me. Niggas that went to bat 25:19 for you and said, you successful. Wait, wait, wait. That was me that defended you and said, yo, Flip got an elevator in his house. Flip is successful because he don't 25:27 have degrees. You cannot put degrees on his success level that was me you got up here. Thank him, but that was my Wasn't you talking 25:35 boy? You stole my You 25:45 had a little power out. You took some of my butt. You ain't living. Go ahead. That's why you kept cutting me off. He was like, oh yeah, he said that too. Yeah, he 25:53 taking my shit. Oh yeah, he said that too. Yes, you be taking my life. Have a black place to go when the white-out of the gym. He came 26:01 here as the only black. Oh, that was mine. You know that's mine, because I've been saying that ever since you got this gig That 26:15 was mine. Oh shit. Oh shit. That was my pin. You bought my pub. Yo bro, back to y'all. 26:24 Your job's secure, boy. You don't gotta keep trying to show people or let people know what you did. I show it in action. I noticed a lot lately, because, yeah, ish. I noticed a lot lately 26:32 that you try to express yourself, like, oh, I did this, I did that. All right, whatever you did, you did, nigga. Put the work in, nigga, put the numbers up. Keep putting the numbers up. Who the nigga that say, yo, you see what I did when I came 26:40 here. You see what I did to the numbers. I haven't done that in a long time. You see what I did to the numbers. No, I did used to do that, ish. That's true, you ain't done that in 3 hours. I haven't done that in a long time. I know, because the numbers done failed. Never, who 26:48 done failed, nigga? This is up, boy. I didn't have to go to Double M. I didn't have to go to Double M. I didn't have to go hang out with y'all. I didn't 26:56 have to hang out with them niggas. I didn't have to do that. Nigga, my shit is solid, nigga. You heard? Solid, steel. Nigga, you hit me? Double 27:04 M, Mandy. What's Mandy last last? Yeah, whatever. I don't know last thing about him. So about her Mandy 27:18 Monday, he's staying on his own. That's it. I don't need friends, nigga. You don't need Mandy. And you know that. I don't need friends, I don't need approval. Simba. I fuck 27:26 with Mandy and I fuck with Simba. What do I gotta do with my value on the show? Your value is high on the show, but what you trying to do now, you trying to explain it a lot. Stop 27:34 explaining it, boys. Show us. Show us as the people, not as the people. What? Hey, yo, you're a manipulator, too. You can't do it to me. Nigga, I'm 27:43 addressing things that you brought up. I'm not running around saying, you see what I did to the network when I got here? I shook shit up, boss. It happened a long time. I tapped 27:51 ass with you, boss. I never called the nigga boss. It's show time. I never called the nigga boss. Hey, John. I never called the nigga boss. Man tan over 27:59 here. I never did that. But what I'm saying is that, why you always trying to jump him? Why you always trying to jump in? You gotta see these niggas. You remember the 28:07 geek niggas in school? That always got picked on. The ones that went to school upstairs. You went to 11 schools, nigga! Fuckers you talking about. 28:17 I went to school in the bottom and stood still Every day said you know for just giving out fucking help like oh, I'm gonna be cool 28:25 with you Oh, I gotta connect you a connect nigga. You can get the dot nigga. I am the plug nigga. I'm him Watch your fuck. I don't need no help from Mark. What you the 28:33 plug to? I don't need no help because I know his people. What you the plug to? I don't know none of Mark's people. That's not true. That's not true. I don't know. Who do I know that's your people? I really didn't know that. 28:42 Bro, you knew his people. Stop. I don't know none of Mark's people. You knew his people before he came up here. You knew his people. Stop it. I don't know none of Mark's people. Now you're trying to make fun of the French and pick up his people. What 28:50 people do We know I'm just being respectful you try to know is why I know his wife that's people's When 29:00 I'm saying that that's why you cool him off You try to be extra cool with all your family. You need to fuck that with your family shit. So if I knew Ice's girlfriend before I knew Ice, that mean I 29:08 gotta be cool with him? No, fuck him. He take that kid with a flat earth shit. That nigga was playing with y'all. After you 29:16 got mad, he stopped playing you know he know he Did not get a knowledge that he didn't want to have to fit just acknowledge that yo you don't want to my just ask The man said no, that's 29:24 not true mark You asked him that he said hurt my feelings that mean you hurt my feelings 29:32 up here before I heard you feel all time up here you don't hurt my feelings never you bitch ass nigga I heard you feel fuck about this shit 29:41 at least once a month I heard you feel They think they got more power than they do. Niggas been thinking about hurting niggas feelings. Yeah, 29:50 yo you niggas go home with this shit. But I'm on it. We not debating. He asked me a question, I answer it, and then he get mad at my answer. I'm not mad 29:58 at you. Okay, but you are though. This is the end of this whole day been crazy. This whole day 30:06 been crazy. When his feelings ain't hurt? His feelings don't get hurt, but he handles it that way. Up here? Yes, nigga. It's when you 30:14 get mad. Are you niggas crazy? And when I'm in the spot. You know how I feelin' before? I can say that. When were your feelings hurt? I forgot what he said 1 time. Was he gonna call you dumb? Maybe. 30:24 Fat. Never called him dumb. Maybe at a time when I wasn't expecting it that he called me a name. Why don't you scream out all the words that trigger that trigger him? I had people there. Why? That's a great 30:32 idea. Yo, you should stop and go to hell. Let's have it. I was just trying to catch it. Those words don't bother me. Yeah, why would they? You've been hearing them all night. Niggas 30:40 need to go ahead and just really just Let's have it out. We need to close that thing. We sitting here talking about Prince and Michael, this nigga 30:48 say, what's up with your goat? All this shit came from Michael Jackson. I just wanted the record to stay cause you wasn't here earlier. Hey, did you put your 30:56 containers in, boy? He started all of this. Did you put your containers in there? No. He started. What? How did you start? He started the vibe. Hey, yo, 31:04 do you hear your man? Go ahead. I ain't got nothing to do with this. It's insane, bro. You started a lot of trouble you started you started it to start a lot 31:13 of trouble he came in He didn't come in with guns drawn. I came in 31:21 responding to shit that niggas was saying to me. He came in armed, but they wasn't drawn. Y'all started it. He was just ready to start. Oh, yes, they had it. And what he did was, that's your 31:29 daddy now. And what he did was, yes, daddy. Yes, cream daddy. Now he's my daddy. Now he's my daddy. Now he's my daddy. 5 minutes ago. He is your daddy. Get him, cool 31:40 nigga. I never see you turn your neck that much. I just sit up there, nigga. You never turn around and look at me. You ain't never seen shit? I said... Oh, shit. And 31:50 your stomach stick out here, so all I got to do is go like, ow! Oh, man. This is a nasty day. This is a nasty day. Yo, dog. 32:00 It's him and his little smart friend. There you go. Y'all prepared today. Niggas is prepared. These niggas is crazy. 32:08 Who's on what? I'm sorry if the movie disappointed you. But look, based on what they said, I knew you wasn't going to like the movie because you know so much 32:16 shit. Like Joe knew so much shit, Joe said they left out mad shit and how they get from A to B to C. I had a problem with that Cheyenne Bryant shit too, 32:24 nigga. Every time I try to talk to a nigga, you took over the whole shit, that's another thing. Boy, slow down, nigga. I had a problem with that, watch that shit back. Nigga, let niggas 32:32 talk. Let me talk nigga. I can't believe I walked out like, why? Every time I talk the nigga, I'm like, Ish, Ish, look, Ish. Nigga, I go, what 32:40 you doing? You was in the door nigga, she fucked with you. God damn, I hated that shit, I watched that shit. I was tight. I 32:48 felt that way. I'm not talking about nobody else but me. Trevor Robinson Jr. I felt that way. I'm like damn, bitch. I swear to God, what did he do? Go watch 32:56 it and you're gonna be like, I'm flipping you back. What's he doing? No. Go watch any of the episodes we've done. I'm not even talking about it. No, he don't do it on time. I'm not even talking about it. But When he 33:04 passionate, my son is in his bed. Yo, bruh. Look at your brother. You sound nuts. You let Mark talk. I let everybody talk. Everybody 33:13 up here engage with Cheyenne. I'll coax him to Mark. I'll slap you in Mark today. I know we talk 33:21 about just the interviews and shit, but after seeing that, I watched it back too. I think we got to make a stand for them when certain guests come up and 33:29 they try to play with niggas up here. OK, I get you. We need to jump niggas. I didn't like that shit with parks I didn't either I said that earlier I like that 33:37 I said the same thing I like that why you say anything Get off of me! 33:46 Who's Niggas? Niggas is clowns, yo. Yo, I'll be done with you. He's hot! Come on, he's hot! What? Who the fuck is this? What are you talking about? He's 33:54 a lunatic! What are you talking about? Hey, you're a legend, yo! What are you talking about? You are a legend, son. Michael 34:05 Jackson, you see the king hat on your head? What are you talking about? I get it. You know? I know what they're laughing at. What are they laughing at? Wait, 34:13 what? Please, what are they? I think it's some how dare you shit, right? Like, you say, they say you the main 1 that lets them get that shit off, especially the women 34:21 guests. Is that right? Am I getting all the? I was the 1 that said, what is white privilege about? I'm the 1 that kind of was talking about 34:29 they like you they say you have some nerve to be the 1 saying that we need to... Anyway, that's what I think they saying. Parks, no, I don't, I think you did a 34:37 fucking... I saw that interview. I actually thought you would've wanted to push back. I actually thought more people should've pushed back on that white privilege shit. I thought that was a deflect. And I love her, but I thought that was a deflect. 34:45 How would it have looked for you? What did you want us to say? Like what would have been, now remember, it's a woman sitting here. No, that's a fact. So what, 34:54 and Parks, Parks is for the gig. So Parks handed the professional, he don't expect any of us to jump out the window. Nah, he was a little snappy. No, no, he was appropriately, I mean, he 35:02 was, I think I was, he didn't go overboard though. He was just saying, I was confused, once you said you got it, I was like, oh, he hit you after you got it. Cause what I got, like if we looking 35:10 back at the Tyree thing, right? A lot of people said that they liked the fact that Mark and Joe was saying certain shit in that whether it was being funny whatever 35:18 I wasn't being funny I don't like the fact that I don't like my outside is do that I'm not gonna I think the joke I do think of late guest 35:26 been coming up feeling like They like you didn't get a still. What could we have done? I don't know what is not that you can do in a nothing you could do but 35:34 I mean That was a little off to me. She checked me in the room. All right. That was a little off to me to say that to somebody on the podcast and try to throw 35:43 white privilege on me. Like you said, that was a deflection though. It felt like a deflection to me. It felt like it was very clear. I saw what you said. You were like, this is ridiculous and shit. Yeah, yeah, like this doesn't make, it wasn't even in 35:51 line with the conversation. Would you have said that if you was up here? I was cool, because Parks handled it so well. I already know. And I know without you and Ish, how 35:59 you and Ish handled her, She don't have to play like that no more. I told you. I told you. Oh yeah, that's what they said 36:07 earlier. What? What did they say? Come on, come on. Tag team, back in here. I'll be trying to take up for you because they be ripping you So I 36:15 gotta be like big brother and I stood up for you and said not that's my nigga That's not what happened. No, he said that he was really talking I'm paraphrasing 36:25 Like yo somebody was ripping you 36:35 and I came in to save you. They said somebody was ripping me, like, huh? That is what he said. He did not say that. He did not say that. That is what that nigga said. He did not say that. 36:43 Somebody said that. He did. He said, I'm going to be a good man. What did you say? Bro, wait, there we go. We having fun with this. This is fun. He 36:51 didn't say that, I swear. Hey, yo, Aki. OK. Know what you got to start doing? Why don't you ask right there? Leave me. Well, you know, they're going 36:59 to be that. So now I could I could be that in here. Is he? Oh, I think it's the. Yo, what 37:07 is up with everybody? That's him doing that. That's him doing that. Y'all niggas is nasty, man. That's him doing that. Open all our periods, got a friggin' ass in it. I'm minding my 37:15 business. Everybody, all right, what's going on? Everyone's home. Right. This is a crowd for help. What's happening? Mercury is in Gatorade. 37:24 I know I got some shit going on that I can't talk about. I'm chillin'. That may be affecting my performance. How about y'all? I'm 37:32 chillin'. This would be the good venue for it, right? Tell me what you said. Which part? They have too much fun. Which part? The part where you stated earlier. You 37:40 tell em. Which part? I wanna say it. I would like to- Iago. You tell em. The bird from Aladdin, right? No, that's an Estello reference, but yeah. Oh 37:50 my god. I don't know. Is it? I don't know. This is a nasty boy. He was talking about Iago from Aladdin. I got a hoodie today. I got a hoodie today. 38:00 This nigga 50 years old trying to sag. Nigga, pull your pants up, you bitch ass nigga. What you talking about? Trying to be cool. Nigga, pull your pants up. I'm laughing with them, but 38:08 I ain't ready. That was funny. I thought you called me a parrot from Aladdin. I'm sorry. I never said nothing about 38:16 people be ragging on E and you jump in to save him. Like, I don't even understand that. He said that when you was talking to Shai in the brand. He said when you was in your bag, he said 38:24 when he was in his bag, the only nigga he was really throwing shots at was Imani. That's what he said. He said he was trying to save Imani. No, he didn't lie. He said you were throwing shots at him. But save 38:32 me from what? He said when he was in his bag, the only nigga he was talking to was E. Have I'm under... I said what? No, 38:40 that's what he said. When you was in your bag... E, let me break it down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what... Oh, now you remember, right? I 38:49 know he took a shot at E and I was defending him. Now you remember. No, I just remembered. What niggas was saying. Niggas. 38:57 What Joe was saying. What you were saying. Niggas were saying. Niggas were saying that Ish was in his bag or was trying 39:06 to be in his bag. Just kept getting interference on the conveyor belt. So, 39:16 and he was saying niggas was like yo he already he threw it back in the pool go ahead that's I mean that's I'm out the way I just 39:24 kind of let that's you dog and still it's just that and I said they had is that this that exists for some reason I don't know what I seen 39:33 that's that's peace I don't see it I don't see it I don't play no more with that I think I think whenever 39:41 my with the same energy into what this male indeed you don't I can't 39:53 I just want I concur. Yeah, no, y'all don't. I concur. I don't care about this serious boy. Y'all don't. It's fine. Here's the thing now. I just want both of y'all to give me wingman of the year. Wait, what? Yo, all right, man. Y'all got something to talk about? Yo, am I in 40:01 the Twilight Zone? What you the wingman? We can talk about something after I get my award. Nigga, I got my speech. What a what? Wingman in what regards? I got my speech in everything. 40:09 What are you wingmaning? What are you wingmaning? Yo, what are you talking about? What am I wingmaning? Yeah, tell me. What are you wingmaning? It has been a couple episodes in 40:17 a row where Joe has set you guys up for success. And I'm having guests? Yeah. And who is he setting up for 40:26 success? Okay. I'm not saying he's setting up, I'm saying there is an opportunity there. How? Fuck Joe, this is an opportunity there. It's definitely an opportunity. Leave man, leave man. I'm lost. 40:34 Leave man. So time out, hold on, so wait, wait, wait. No timing. It's 123456789. 40:42 It's 10 men in here. Correct. So if Joe invites a female guest, he's setting up Issh and Imani. Yes. He's not setting up the other 8 niggas. I'm not talking about romance. 40:52 Yes. How? Because he knows what Issh and Imani are going to do with that guest and he hasn't been proven wrong. That just sound like stepping your character up, nigga. Get some personality. Nigga, 41:00 ain't my fault. Y'all niggas don't know how to talk to women. So Ish and Imani don't engage with men on guests. How you setting me up to be me? You setting 41:08 me up to progress because I'm me? Nigga, what the fuck? Yo, they be thinking it's them. I 41:18 ain't got nothing. No, that's the point. Y'all be thinking it's y'all. They be thinking it's them. Let me ask you. If we dumb for thinking it's us, who should we be thinking it's 41:26 for? You want an award for a wing man shit. It's not like you want to take a responsibility for someone. Who is it? I got the wingman award whether y'all give it to me or not. I said I 41:34 keep it for yourself I got it. I mentioned it y'all don't have to give it to me, but it do feel nice to come into work and See something 41:42 that lights you up the way that the guests keep lighting you up. Coming to work lights me up. No no No, no, it's nice to come to work It's nice 41:50 to come into work and see something that gets you extra talkative and extra jokey. I'm always talking. Extra in your kinks, share all your kinks. I'm always in my 41:58 kinks. I'm single when they nod And it's just feel good to get into that bag when you come to work sometimes is all switch your pants for what's my bag? 42:15 You the only 1 that can help in this instance because me and him are gonna do this. Answer his question then. You do it as his fucking friend. 42:23 You his friend too. Yes, you know your bag. Come on, don't make me do it. So let me ask you, it's different when a man come, we not engaging when a man come. Yes, that's what I said. He just 42:31 got in an argument with Tyrese. That was passion. My question was, my answer was yes. You asked me a question. Who are you, name another man. That he 42:39 got in an argument with nobody. No, that he was, that he lit up for it like that. I didn't ask him questions. That he kept talking the whole time for it like. What other man did he 42:47 share his kink bag and single what other man he told everybody he got a girlfriend what other man did all of that what other man name another man since you naming all these men Tyrese and 42:55 who else? I named Tyrese that he got passionate for. Please let me speak. I named Tyrese that he got passionate for every other male guest Imani engages 43:04 in Imani was the only other n***a that opened his mouth during Dr. Umar. So you can't name another man. I just did. He just named 2 men. Teddy Raleigh. We got it. Teddy Raleigh. 43:12 Same shit. We got a good dog. Jermaine Dupree. Jermaine Dupree, same shit. I think Imani opens up to anybody. He does. I do think you have a different gear for women. But I will 43:20 say. As you should. It's a woman. I'm not making a judgment. I'm just saying, I think he's engaging with all the guests, but I think the women, you show a different side of yourself. 43:29 And you're a little more. I can agree with that. That's what our joke is based on right that he's I'm saying he's ignoring But he wants he wants a personal He 43:37 ain't got it now the jokes are coming anyway True or false. What do you think you do when women come mute up and let y'all to shine you think 43:46 that's what you do Yeah, or you Or you don't think that you turn into like a little catty girl and start doing your whole little... He's a catty girl all the time. Yeah. That's what you 43:54 did with Jade? You muted up the blood man, Imani Shaw? Yeah. Yeah. You don't think you glow when women guests come? No. No. 44:05 Not at all. See, now it's the moment when niggas not talk. Me and Imani over-talk when Jade came? Y'all over-talk when any pussy comes in here. Joe, you niggas 44:13 turn into kids when pussy come in here. Oh. What are you talking about? Well, we turned the kids because- Who's your niggas? I'm just saying you niggas. We turned the kids because it's a show. We just turned in the jam. I don't 44:21 think it land nowhere. Let it land where it's supposed to land. I don't think it land nowhere. Niggas become extra giggly niggas. Yeah, I don't do that. Oh, girl. I don't do 44:29 that, y'all. What's that shit he do? Niggas be casting for that Jennifer Lopez movie. Y'all niggas do get... Who y'all? Giggly. Yeah. 44:37 Who's y'all? Oh, that's the G-L-E rapper, I get it. I'm slow. Who's y'all? If it don't apply, let it fly. Oh yeah, I ain't, yo, look this way. I don't think Flip do 44:46 that. They talking to me. They trying to talk. Oh, they say it was you. Okay. The giggling, I don't do that. The flip complimented Jade about 17 different times. 17 different ways. But he's 44:54 into wrestling. That's a wrestling thing. I know. But you did good, but the Jade, I know she was going through something. How you know that? You tried to ease it, huh? 45:02 By giggling. No. I know what you're referencing to. We can't talk about it. So I'll give you that. I know she was going through something. So I just tried to let her know it's a safe space over here, that's all it was she's 45:10 really going to some something We got you. Yeah, that's evil. Yeah But you try to tell me niggas don't I do get I do giggle but not cuz of the guy I give you know what 45:18 it is. I laugh cuz I'm watching my niggas at work. That's why I laugh. I like watching. Yo nigga, watching you in fucking ish is the 45:26 illest thing. Yeah, I think it's an insult because it might throw you off. I don't think it's an insult. I just think it's the only difference. It should be old enough to ignore that and tune us out, but he can't let you live 45:34 yo No man can let me live no 45:42 man can let me live don't get me fucking started Can let 45:50 me live I agree with you about no man No My 45:59 him is trying to do you try to be you got it you got it You got it. You got it. You got it. Y'all 46:12 niggas stupid. You do not eat. You been shining with the guests. I love it. He let you shine the other day. I know. I know. He could have deaded 46:20 your whole windpipe flow you had going with 1 of the texts. I know. I know. Yo, no more talking. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Next 46:28 time we have that type of guest, Tell him. Yo, shut his shit down. Say it. Say, ask the boss, say, yo, Ish, do me a favor. Shut all that 46:36 shit down this nigga doing. And see what happens. What'd you do? You do it. Tell Ish, yo, I don't even like that this nigga getting all that shine. Shut all that shit down. You're the only 1 46:44 that can do it. And then see what happens. Well, I couldn't say that. Why can't you? Because he's not the only 1 that can do it. 46:54 Who else can? There's somebody in here, I'm sure. Tell me who. Think about it. Tell me who else can shut you down. 47:03 But you're thinking Capone. It don't even take that long, you got rapper brain. Who's the guest? You 47:11 quick with it. Anybody. Halle Berry, nigga, don't matter. Go ahead. It depends on the guest. It does depend on the guest. Okay. What's the question? I don't understand. Tell 47:19 me why it depends on the guest. Tell me someone else in the room that can completely shut me out. That's how I talk. Who can completely shut me out from saying what I need to say or getting my shit. When 47:27 a female guest is in the room. No, nobody can stop you from saying what you want to say. That's not what I'm saying. You saying that I could have made a fire. There's some people that can make sure it remains ineffective. Like 47:36 who? Oh, me. How would you do it? Ish, flip, freeze on the right day. Park's married. I'll 47:44 keep him out of it. Anybody could do it. I'm married too. They're not married. I hate to see you. Yo, what? He said everybody. Nah. And he gave it 47:52 Sunday? Nah. You don't think so? You don't think that's arrogant? You wasn't feeling what Cheyenne Bryant was 48:02 saying, E? What'd you say? You wasn't really feeling what she was saying. I watched your face. I wasn't feeling a lot of shit. I was giving pushback to a lot of shit that she was saying. You 48:10 were. Same thing with Dr. Saro. You was trying to gain a lot of understanding too though. No, I just think niggas allow, because we have to be respectful of women, but we allowed them to get their shit off 48:18 and we can't give the pushback that we want to give. And it's a guess. And it's a guess. And it's a guess. But, like when we had Sasha here that time and she said that shit, I gave the pushback, only 48:27 the way I gave it because she's more familiar up here and she know that. She's not really a guess anymore. Yeah. For what I heard. So, but otherwise, a woman up here, I'm like, what am I gonna do? 48:36 How else am I gonna go back and forth? Not by the dog power, but it works. Do you think you're charmed and worked this time? I'm not, why you think I'm trying to use charm? I'm just saying you're charmed. 48:44 You're like, I'm a charming nigga. You think it was neutralized? I'm a charming nigga. I can't turn it on and off. I know you niggas gotta figure out how to turn it on and off. I know 48:52 you're not used to talking to women. I know you're not used to talking to women and having real conversation with them. So now when you get a nigga in front that can do that and be 49:00 impressive and actually be with some charm, you niggas look like it's something to joke about. Yo, just salute me. It's easy to just salute me instead 49:08 of making a joke out of me. What a nigga should do is just pat me on the back and say, you know what, you really are that nigga. He's killing you right now, dog. And who should he use? Who should 49:17 he use? You use your man's shit to get your shit off. Who should he use? Him. What am I using from him? Couple of things you got on by using him. What 49:25 am I using from him? Tell me. I can't say. I can't say. You can say it. No. You bleep it out. No. So that I can tell you what you use from me. 49:33 What do I use from you? Nigga, say it first, and then I'll go ahead and give you my answer. I don't use nothing from you. Nigga, say it first then, nigga. I can't say it. You're going to get scared right now. I can't say 49:41 it. Don't get back down there, nigga. I can't say it. You know why I can't say it. You brought it up. You use your man shit to get shit off. Tell me what I use for you. Happy birthday. You use, ah, 49:49 let me see. Let me see. Let me think. Or, or, or, I'm just that charming of a nigga. Never. Don't bring a nigga like me around. Never. I love when you 49:57 around. All right. You don't intimidate me, nigga. That light skin shit, nigga. That shit, that toupee shit don't intimidate me, nigga. Whiteening strips don't intimidate me, boy. Niggas 50:05 move around, and I didn't move around. So listen. You do that with that nigga, y'all let y'all compete, boy. Me and that nigga don't compete. Cream and cream compete. You know what's so crazy? Y'all really got 50:14 it backwards. You niggas is sick. So we compete. Boy, he compete with you then. We are not competing. We are not in competition. With that tag team. Y'all definitely compete. 50:22 All right, you got it. You got it. I ain't gonna lie, that movie pool. Yeah, I got it. I can't really say it. I think y'all missing the game. What's the game? Hold on, screw me. 50:31 The move you pulled, gang, look at me the move you pull under my nigga nose Nigga 50:43 I play it to his energy It's your rad here see come on Another 50:59 layer to it. I'm trying to stay out of it. Thank you. Let's move on. Yo audience, I don't know what none of them are talking about, but all of it 51:08 is funny. Me either. All of it is funny. I think you guys are a good team. Like, I think we all a good team. No, no, no, no, it's a special unit. 51:16 It's between y'all and the women up here? Yeah, we let y'all eat. Y'all body. I don't let y'all eat. I'm a fan. They think that y'all have a What the narrative is Look, 51:24 look, look, look. Oatmeal. Look, oatmeal. Oatmeal pie. What does that mean? Oatmeal pie. I want to get it. Go ahead, bro. I'm 51:33 trying to You can't call it oatmeal pie. Oatmeal pie? The fuck do that even mean? Well I don't know that, but I know it's disrespectful. And that's what it is. Where is it? I call that nigga oatmeal 51:41 pie. I'm trying to understand, like as somebody listening, since we have an audience. Yeah, because it's used. Because no 1 knows the fuck we're talking about. It's centros. Yeah, They're trying to say 51:49 that when you all, when a woman guest comes, y'all have like a dick measuring contest through your question is y'all out, y'all try to out question each other, out charm each other, personality, 51:58 personality, each other. That's the narrative. I'm not saying it's true. Each other. The reason why she back at that, the reason 52:06 why she back at that is because any guest we have, male or female, I like to come prepared. You do. And I like to pose questions. You do. You 52:14 always do. And move conversation forward. So you can't make that a man or woman thing. You can't. I just think niggas like leaning on to the woman shit. I do think that I gotta give Ish credit because 52:22 Ish didn't know the guest. Ish came prepared. He was prepared. I had to think a little deeper into that. Phonebuffet ain't never too far from Superman now. I gotta think of a nigga. 52:33 That's a good rapper phrase. That's what let me know niggas don't need to know that. Niggas is really working together than the car. Niggas 52:41 is crazy. Y'all niggas is. Y'all don't get it. The illusion has to remain. It has to appear that way. It's cool though. We did 52:49 that. The little game y'all play, it don't work if both of y'all stand on what's really going on. It gotta work like, yo, we just helping each other out. That's 52:57 peace. That's peace. It's let you live that day. I know. On another day, you'll let him live. I know. It always balances out. How often do I 53:05 let y'all live? That's what I've been trying. We are out of the game though. That's what I keep trying. Not at all. He out of the game too. The fuck you talking about? I'm with you. I don't think y'all doing that. Sometimes 53:13 the game come to you. It don't come to you? No. Not really. No. Never, right? No. Never 53:22 that? No. I know. They don't come over. You niggas is clowning today. I see what type of time you're going to do this. So do we play Another 1 Bites the Dust or 53:30 what for the Twitter community, Smith? That's a great question. That's a good question. What's the proper theme song? I'm devastated. Why? 53:40 Why, I am too. Because he can't go up there and suck up to them niggas? It's over, nigga. What do we do with the pot of the month chain now? Oh, well, that's the same, I guess 53:48 I'll keep it. There's other places to vote. There's 1 more month. There's 1 more month? And you can still have polls and stuff. Whoever wins the next 1, you 53:56 can keep it. Porn it. Porn it. Yeah, no, I was always, is it an official release from X? Say May 30th will be the last day. 54:04 I'm pretty upset about this, man. Me too. I was devastated. Me too. Turned down my Netflix deal, talking about, oh, no comments. Let the community thrive. 54:13 You did not turn down the Netflix deal because of Twitter communities. You know, why would you not just take the X community and take it over 54:21 to your Discord on Patreon? There you go. Yeah. Flip, you got any thoughts on that? It don't feel the same? No thoughts. It's not the same, but okay. I said I was devastated 54:29 and You made a joke. He said he was devastated and you just nodded your head. I don't give a fuck about it. They still have something like XChat, right? Yeah, but it's limited. It's limited to like 1000. 54:38 300. 350. 300. That's fucked up. That's a very small... For most communities, that's good enough. Which is really just a group DM, basically. So 54:46 are they getting rid of spaces at all? They're not. No, spaces still don't go. Spaces still don't go. Okay, so you can still. That's what I'm saying, you can do some things, but having a community contained 54:55 where people are a member of it, where you can communicate posts and things to just those people, there's a value to that. And this might not happen, 55:03 honestly, because first they had a date, and I think it was speed came out, somebody else came out and was pushing back like yo our 55:11 communities are thriving we got X amount of members like don't do this and then that led them to change the date to the 30th. So there are some conversations going on. They might get enough pushbacks when they change 55:19 the date. I hope so. But enough people with big enough communities show the value in this, they might. Please, massive boss. Or they gonna find a way to. I 55:27 mean. Or they gonna charge us for it. I'm not even thinking about JBTV because I mean that's it's own thing. But I'm saying there's a lot of communities that are formed out there about to be like all this is needed now They're gonna pay you 55:35 know you got to pay for act them niggas in the head Yeah, they're gonna be limited to verified accounts only which you have to pay for They're gonna do something 55:43 It's too much going on that they realize that these communities are making money and we're not making the money off of it. Right. That's it. Yeah, I think you might be right. You don't get fucked. That's all 55:53 it is. Yo, 56:09 you stupid. If that's how you feel. I like the communities though. I like it. I think they'll figure it out. Yeah. I like it. 56:18 That's just the threads. It ain't on tech to figure out it's on community to figure out tech is gonna always change I'm 5 to 10 years. We've been through this 1000000 times 56:26 with everywhere. The community has gathered so Great. This is the current model of it. But yeah, you don't figure it out. I'm to figure out it still exists 56:35 There's still plenty of places where communities exist. Yeah, there's a discord, but there's always 1 that's gonna migrate cooler. Yeah, you're right. So that'll come. 56:43 Ice, how's your, I know you're developing Patreon stuff. Where are you on that? I'm not started yet. Okay. Are we close? Yeah. Okay. Dope, 56:51 dope, dope. I got a, I was supposed to have it yesterday, but I ended up going to see the Michael movie. So I moved, I was supposed to have a call with him on Monday. With Patreon? Mm-hmm. 57:00 Oh, dope. That's fire. Inamani, how's your shit coming? Good, good. Last month was actually pretty good, even though 57:08 I didn't put out the content that I wanted to. I had some other things planned, but still thriving. I think next month is gonna be really good. You're about 8 months in 57:16 now. What's the biggest lesson you learn? Consistency That's it. Yeah 8 months in I started September 57:28 Yeah, god damn that shit but it's good I mean I'll say this much this is And that's sad that was not sad to say just 57:36 real shit. This is the most consistent I've been in creating anything on my like, even when I did music, I would my biggest problem was not being consistent. I would drop 57:44 a project and then 3 years later, try to drop another 1. Right. Like this has been every week dropping for stuff Well, it's not even got an audience 57:52 now. It's there's not just an audience but Just learning and learning all the shit you working here seeing everybody else do it like 58:00 I'm not trying to compete with anyone else but I do know that if people are coming here to pay for a service to kind of cheat them out of right but that's what I mean like yeah cuz now that there's expectation 58:09 when you have music there's a yeah buy it but like now it's like they're like I mean we put a thing out every Monday And if like at like noon is they out yet people like 58:17 where is it? Where I had that like I had a Sunday where I My typical days of dropping is Tuesday and Sunday and I had 1 Sunday 58:25 that I didn't drop and niggas was letting me know Like yo, like we will cancel like nigga. You got us fucked up We expect you if this is what you say you're doing every week. Got 58:33 to make sure that's it So but it's dope though. It's dope. I'm having a good time. I can't wait to get to a year of Saying outside of just working here 58:42 on my own Creation I've had every week Just just building content ish. I know you doing a lot of work outside of 58:50 the content space, but you feel like you're gonna have that Patreon or YouTube or something up soon? I ain't really put no effort into it. I 58:58 got mad over shit going on, So I ain't really had a time to devote to it. If I wanna do it, I wanna do it right. So 59:07 I really haven't put too much effort into it. That was my biggest shit, Pauze. That's the funny thing about doing it right, Pauze. Doing it right because I went 59:15 and bought all this equipment. Like when I used to do the streaming shit before, I'm using a regular webcam and regular this and regular that, nigga. I did not realize 59:23 it's a full on production involved with a lot of, I mean I know what this is, but I'm thinking just somebody at the crib doing it. Nah, that shit. 59:31 I don't like the doing it right though. I do think that you gotta stop. My bad, I'm just saying, when we say do it right, there is no such thing as do it right. You gotta 59:39 just start and kind of build from there. Go ahead, Icy. Nah, nah, nah, he's right. I'm gonna let him do it right. Get your camera. Fuck you up. 59:47 He did sit quiet while you went through your whole rant for an hour. Cut each other off. I know. I'm not fucking with you. I didn't like it. No, 59:56 I mean, I agree doing it right, because the problem is when you work for Joe Button Podcast, there's a quality expectation that you have that's different from the audience than if you just came out the gate. 1:00:05 People see you on this shit every day and even when I pop up on my YouTube with my creepy camera and my bad lighting sometimes, people be like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I get that. Yeah, you know what I mean? So you have 1:00:13 to hit a standard, but you also don't want the perfect to be the enemy of the good. Because a lot of time making it perfect will have you never get some shit out. Because all I think about 1:00:21 is how long it took me to get my Patreon started. Like if I had them 8 months back, I think about how much money I would have made, how much bigger the audience would have been, hitting the ground running, the momentum. How much more money you would have made? 1:00:30 At least 8 months worth more. How your Patreon doing? It's doing okay. What that mean? When a nigga voice go up like that 1:00:38 y'all gotta hear it. Yo, yeah, that's all fine. I'm grateful. It's a blessing You know, I don't think about the money. I do it for the love of content maker. Okay Yeah, 1:00:47 Nah, you ain't lied though about that, that initials, like, right, that very first stream I did, Twitch? Yeah. Like, I'm sitting there with the laptop, 1:00:55 niggas was like, yo, ice, ice, ice, you need a light behind you. You better than this, right. Yo, my man, yo, what are you doing? Yo, we can't see you. I'm like, oh shit, I ain't, no, I don't want to cut a lamp on. Right. No, dog, you need a 1:01:03 ring light, you need this, you need this, like niggas was telling me in real time. You trying to make it sexy? No, I'm trying to make it fucking presentable. Profitable. You was trying to make it sexy. No, 1:01:12 man. I'm in the crib, I was just sitting on the fucking couch. Yeah. Didn't know no better. I'm gonna change the subject in a minute. I'm always bringing 1:01:20 this up is because I get a lot of feedback from audience people or I read a lot of the comments and a lot of them are people who look to us for advice and insight 1:01:28 on making content. I think sometimes, every once in a while, when we build on the shit that we struggling with, or our victories, they enjoy that shit, because there's a lot of people out there 1:01:36 who watch what we do and wanna do it. So even hearing you say that, hopefully that'll get somebody else motivated to go. You know what I mean? Just start, though. That's my advice is just start. I've 1:01:45 had a couple people ask me, and I haven't even started it myself, but that is the advice to give. Like yo, just, I've been procrastinating on starting. Like my shit is gonna be predominantly 1:01:53 video gaming shit. I went and bought all the equipment, finally got everything set up the right way. I got people encouraging me, yo, we'll help you with this, 1:02:01 we'll do this, We'll do that. And then I'm like, all right, next big game release, I'm on it. I'm streaming it. I'm rocking. I'm letting the channel fly the whole shit. Game 1:02:10 release come. I don't play. And it's like, you have to wait for GTA 6. 0, yeah. No, I can't. You can't wait for that. You have to be built by then. That's the thing. 1:02:18 Yes, I'm saying You have to be built by then. That's the thing Yes, I'm saying has to be built by then that shit is around the corner money. Yeah, exactly. Yeah Don't be here before you can blink Yeah, man That's 1:02:27 peace. I see you showing a lot of your patreon subscribers lady. These stories and shit, you've been showing it. Showing the world. That's 1:02:35 a 2-hundo, right? Say more about that flip. Showing the world. It looks good, man. I did post it 1:02:43 again. Whenever that was. It hasn't been like a weekly or daily. No, I'm not top 3. You're number 1:02:51 1. You have the most pledges on patreon Need to get into detail. Okay 1 1:03:03 I'll kill it man. That's peace. Just so y'all know. That's fire. Don't touch me. We're 1:03:11 1. 0 nah nigga. No. Frankie Beverly we are not 1. We are not 1. We are 1. Nah nigga. Nah nigga. 1:03:20 I fucked it up. Nah, I'm good. We good, nah. We know. Nigga finger going counterclockwise. That shit ain't even right. 1:03:28 But just an announcement, speaking of JBTV, Ian and Mark's show, we started production, so we should have an episode out in about 2 weeks. Nice. Woo 1:03:36 hoo hoo. About time, shit. Yeah, about time for real. I've been waiting on Ian, man. Wait, y'all went to Niagara Falls? Not this time. Not this time. Not this time, 1:03:44 man. The private jet hasn't been. Drag racing or something? We got a couple things. This 1 draggin' it. Oh. 0, man. You on Ian? No, just Ian. 1:03:53 Yeah, tracks. You on Ian, I'm sure. Can we get you to do a guest role again? I'm cool. It depends on what that Are you willing to try 1:04:01 some desbianism? You wanna get 1:04:09 paid you know your freaky She's not even watching. He couldn't wait. He couldn't 1:04:17 wait. I don't have a guess. You couldn't wait. Don't waste your material. I 1:04:26 can't wait to see you in the Ian Mark show, Itch. I would love to see you on there. Flip did a great job when he was on there. Any show that you want him to just watch. Yeah, I want to support. 1:04:34 Especially Ian and Mark, but any show you do, if you do your man shit again, DC on the corner, I'm gonna be right there. Look at it, look at it, it's on the corner in DC 1:04:42 at 9 in the morning. I'm just watching shit, yo. We can all watch this shit at Next again, Paul. I don't know. Depends on where we're going. Is any 1:04:50 interview dropping? Because you know you do that a lot. I'm going to tell niggas. Why do I do a lot? You do that. You act like there's not an interview coming out, and it comes out the next day. 1:04:59 I act like it's not. Well, you don't put us on. You don't tell us that you got new content. Why you so private? That's who I am. Why? 1:05:08 There's no reason, it's just who I am. I mean, we are assholes too, that don't help. We don't have each other's best pictures. If 1:05:16 you already private, then a little. That's not enough for me, man. That's not enough. You think we should share more? I think we should share less. I think 1:05:24 I think that, yeah, but share more sounds like you want people to like share more and you don't everybody have shit they don't want to share about. But I think some 1:05:32 shit should be on the share list. Like when he was sitting there all them hours a couple weeks ago and then at the last hour, everybody going home, he like, yeah, I got 1:05:41 this fucking Pod Festival. I gotta go. I was like, wait, what? That's not what happened though. Whatever happened, I felt like I should have learned that at the start of the 1:05:49 day. Flip brought it up. I felt like I would have had a better day. I didn't bring it up. Yes, you did. He did. He did. Yes. No, you told us you're going to 1:05:57 a podcast. He looked it up and then said what it was. He said, yo, what you doing over the weekend? And I was like, I don't know, I might go to, no, that's not what happened, pardon me. 1:06:05 See, somebody said something about Mona, and I said, yeah, she in Atlanta this weekend, I might go through there. Flip said, you mean Atlantic City, not Atlanta? 1:06:13 And I said, no, I mean Atlanta. Then the room went up and said, Mono name didn't come up. Yes it did, bro. It did. And then nigga said, how you gonna get 1:06:21 that off? Oh, you saying you going to Atlanta? Oh, you doing a house in Atlanta too? Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm about to show you what you're doing. And I said, no, it's a podcast festival in Atlanta. 1:06:30 I watched it show best. But that's still, he's wrong. That's still you bringing up the podcast festival part though He asked me why I'm going at land. I said I might be in Atlanta seeing Mona 1:06:38 He said why you going in but Joe's point was you I'm I wasn't to the I wasn't even sure I was going He asked me what I was doing. I said I might go see Mona and 1:06:46 you didn't end up going right now. I'm not going So you feel like certain shit like that we should share And 1:06:55 you know, you're not here. Are you listening them? I do you I hear I think that just him thinking about going 1:07:05 makes my day better at the top. I don't care if you don't go, that's his business. But just the thought of him thinking about it is just great to 1:07:13 me. It's great. Well, we all were invited. Any of y'all going? I couldn't make it. I had a previous engagement. 2 last seconds. I would go, I loved them, and I love going 1:07:21 to podcasts and stuff, but I had a competition, but it got canceled. Well, I canceled. Cause your ankle, 1:07:29 right? Yeah. Why ain't anybody see your competition? I said it like a month ago, no 1 seemed to care. So 1:07:37 I didn't reiterate it. You do it in a group chat? Can I tell y'all about some more shit that y'all not going to care about at all? But it's patreon. 1:07:46 So I don't like it. Did y'all hear about the dude that got fired from? Ashley furniture because he was making promotional 1:07:55 videos for them I've not caught up with the ladies Ashley furniture news though. What was the promos though? What was he doing? It sounds like it's great 1:08:03 though. No, what was he doing in the fucking? No, no, tell us what he was doing in the video. What was he doing in the videos? Rampant do you got a clip on 1:08:11 furniture about furniture? He got a clip. Hold on. I need to hear this But when they are just loudest yeah, don't care. 1:08:19 Climbers and sections with a sofa. Come and get you 1, baby, like you're poster. Come and sit your look on that sofa. Come here, baby, and do what I told you. Hey, sweet furniture, 1:08:28 ooh. Hey, sweet furniture, ooh. Hey, sweet furniture, ooh. Woo! Climbers and sections with a sofa. Come and get you 1, baby, 1:08:37 like you're poster. We got more? Come get them motherfucking couch. Come get the couch for your house. Hey 1:08:45 It's a white boy Wow, so they 1:08:58 fired them they fired him and I don't think it's fair. But he went 1:09:06 home. Just to make it simple. Hey, yeah they fired me but I'm straight. I'ma get 100000 1:09:14 dollars, put it in my safe. It's okay Cause when I pop out on my sofa and they face they gonna be like where you got it from? From the other place, 1:09:23 huh? I did not get it from you. I think I got it from Roy. I know they mad as a When I walk in the spot there look This 1:09:32 is life Verizon You cannot see over that horizon They switched up y'all like the fun, but it's 1:09:40 okay. I still respect it, but I just honestly feel like the... I feel neglected, man. What the hell? I was trying to get y'all some money, but y'all like to funny. 1:09:49 You said bring your ass on this motherfucking couch. You gotta go, nigga. Talk about humping bitches on the couch. You think Ashley gonna promote that? 1:09:58 I think they should. I know. I just was glad somebody was making some slaps. I don't care what the slap is about. That's what rap is for me now. If you get on 1:10:06 even the NBA dude that made the song about everybody being named Jalen in the NBA, like if you just have a point and rap today. 1:10:14 You're doing better than most rappers. Yeah. Quite honestly. Hey, so, Jimmy, I have a question. If 1 of us up here decide to 1:10:23 come up with a motion jangle are you free this weekend but we wile we only while what's wrong 1:10:33 Saying things in it that might not represent me. I'm wild on the brand name anyway. Poor conventions with sure. You 1:10:43 know, this is we care for this woman in Maryland. She robbed the gas station employees and she went live and said she's gonna rob again a big 1 1:10:52 she do a video like come get me swear to God it's people's hey 1:11:06 right there down yo she do all right get that out of here. I did not get it from you. Anyway. I 1:11:14 thought it was a slap. Me too. All right, y'all don't care. That shit was funny. It was funny, but I see why they fought that nigga too. You want to get this right 1:11:22 here, that's funny. Get your ass out of here. You getting the fuck out of here. And you shot that shit in Ashley, get out of here. Who 1:11:30 do you respect, Mark? People, I'm sorry, I had to eat some chicken. I don't respect people, especially men. End of sentence? 1:11:39 Ooh, that could be, but. You see this dude, they got surgery to change his eye color. No. No. Yeah, they got this new surgeon. You cannot 1:11:47 just wear a color contacts. You could actually Permanently change the color. He chose purple, which I think is weird. He great. That's unique. Okay, 1:11:56 it's just weird I think this is weird, but I've learned to not trust isn't that? Yeah, but I've learned That tracks. I don't trust 1:12:05 any person with color contacts. Issues aren't permanent though, he can take it. He's all natural, yeah. I guess 1:12:13 my question is, is there anything that a person can do that you have an irrational distrust with people for anything, some shit like that. So many, I'm trying to start thinking where to start. 1:12:21 It's a lot. It's mad at them. Yo, if the girl got color contacts, you don't trust her either? Fuck them. I would never trust a woman with color contacts. Or do. There's 1:12:29 all kinds of shit with that. Because it means a whole bunch of other shit. Same thing with people who wear fake, who wear fake. He said, you're 1:12:38 a pop? No, actually no. All right. Are we piding? We're not piding no more? Yo, we're piding. You're piding. 1:12:46 Oh yeah, you're piding. You're piding. That's such a major turn off for me. Contacts? Colored contacts. Colored contacts. I don't got to put issue with people with vision. 1:12:56 Yeah, that's nigger. What, you think I'm lying? You wouldn't pot them because they have colored contacts? I'm not. I just took that as a lie and let it keep going, bro. All my kids, I wanna- 1:13:04 I'm gonna be way more conscious. Niggas do that. Thank you. Niggas think they can say all my kids and we still respect, nah nigga, we still think you're lying. That's true, fair enough. I don't believe you. On my career. 1:13:12 Some of that shit look doofy. They do look crazy. It says something about your mentality and it says something, but I don't trust those, they be off in the head and they be untrustworthy. 1:13:21 I'm trying to tell you, do you know anybody who has colored contacts who was normal and trustworthy? Nevermind. Yes. Other 1:13:29 than yourself. I don't have colored contacts. Yes. I don't have colored contacts. Don't forget me, King. You do have color contacts. At 1:13:37 a point in time, color contacts was a thing. You had some, right? Flip did. Yeah, your singing days. Flip, did you? Never. I 1:13:45 got it done with brown eyes. I don't know I was lo-fi Talent shows Tell 1:13:58 you I don't trust it. I'm not trusting but not popping. Yeah, Mark. Lie. I'm not lying. I wouldn't do it Fine, 1:14:07 she fire and I know they fake. Yeah. No Does she have anything else fake that you care about? I was about to say so if that's the case no No, no, no, 1:14:17 I'm okay with fake fake breasts. I'm okay with all that stuff. Everything else just just the other things. I said this is just my thing. I'm not trying to make sure I understand. Faklips ain't my favorite. 1:14:25 Fak what? Faklips? I hate them. I'm not a fan of them. I mean, like fake lips are bigger now and I'm in the game. I'm not a fan of them. It's 1:14:33 not going that ain't my bag I ain't gonna lie the fake lip shit I don't like none of that fake shit 1 of them should be 1 side be up the other side 1:14:41 Especially when they first wear it off when they wear it off too soon Can't 1:14:55 see the lips when she doing what? You can see the lips when she sucking your dick. I wasn't talking... I'm just saying, I do think we be overthinking shit. That's in 1:15:03 the moment. That 1 is a problem. When you at your most extreme horny nigga, you are not gonna consider. Nah, nah, I'm not gonna. Damn, yo. I'm 1:15:12 not gonna. Damn, her eyes really lying. Her eyes really not bullish. I'm not my most extreme horny, I'm not, I don't know if they're fake or not some good if I knew I wouldn't fuck with it 1:15:20 I'm not looking at her ass. Well, she would have took a context out what she's in the bathroom Great color and they selling her eyes is different color. Yeah, I'm going but she fired I'm going I try to 1:15:28 avoid my most extreme horny It's like a general rule of life. That's it. I try not to be at most extreme horny. Niggas is pod, 1:15:37 bro. I'm not pod. I swear to God. Hold on. How you tell a nigga what he gonna do, bro? Yo, dog. That nigga lying. Am I horny? I checked the medicine cabinet. There's a couple 1:15:45 things I do that might fuck up the horse. Listen, I checked the medicine cabinet to give you a pros at My 1:15:57 bitches medicine cabinet don't open You see, you look and you 1:16:08 wonder why the man judge you a certain way. She's got a little zippy bag. When you try to open it, that shit. 1:16:17 Yo, bitch got the roll and she's like, take it over. You can't open that shit, They painted over that shit. They painted over that shit. They painted over the mirror. They painted over that shit. 1:16:25 Oh, the shit not open. The shit not open. No, they potted it. They painted over it? Hell yeah. They 1:16:33 painted over that shit. Mad times. It is 1 that's built on the cabinet and it is 1 that's on the original flat. Yup. Joe, 1:16:41 I feel like you would be on this stuff. I'd never seen 1 of those, bro. Barbie. Joe, you're a medicine cabinet checker, aren't you? I'm checking. That nigga is right. And I'm in the air for a little 1:16:49 bit. It's cool. It's the old shit, then they put the new shit over it. If I do, even if it's third date shit. I don't care if it's 50. I don't care if it's fifth time, fuck it. Once I'm at your house, 1:16:58 I go to that bathroom I'm checking a medicine cabinet every time I saw a medicines. All right, there's certain medicines for sure if you've seen this. Oh, Valtrex. Valtrex is the 1 that's the worst. 1:17:06 Valtrex? In my day, if I saw Valtrex in there, I was going. Okay, what's the other thing? All right, madam, you? Oh, you're married. Yeah, I said back in the day. Yeah, how y'all niggas don't 1:17:14 check the medicine cabinet and y'all don't use condoms. That is, like, that's the go-to. Yo, that's a great point. Huh? Wait, what? How is that a great point, man? 1:17:22 He's saying, I took a medicine cabinet looking for shit that I could get that's hot. Like, if she got, if there's Valtrex in there, I'm not fucking, and he's saying y'all don't even 1:17:30 use condoms, y'all still ain't checking to see if she got hot shit. Yeah. If you see... Dog. This shit makes sense. Girl, it makes mad sense. I don't 1:17:38 even know what it's called, but that 1 pedicillin, it starts with an A, you know what I'm talking about. No, not the pedicillin. There's the other 1 that they give for the fucking... The doxy? 1:17:46 You talking about the doxy? It might be that 1. Yeah. Who? Or, or, and then there's the Z-Pack? All that shit. That shit Z-Pack ain't for that. That shit don't make sense to me, because... I met 1:17:54 some assassin chicks, that... Go ahead and look in the medicine gap. You won't see it. I got the good shit. I got my shit I need. Stats in the pocketbook. Over here somewhere. 1:18:03 But that's cool, but what you don't know, bro. But what you don't know, Warren. If you have unprotected sex, like why not practice like some communication, talk 1:18:11 about doctors. Because people lie. Of course, but that's my thing. Looking in the medicine cabinet for me wouldn't confirm no it might 1:18:20 be same as a word yeah like but again like he asked me earlier like am I look to the medicine cabinet person I'm not gonna be at her house so I'm 1:18:28 not mad you never know I'm not mad I'm bad through 1 of late night for the morning curiosity might get the best I'm gonna try 1:18:36 my best to never be in a house. And if you see something crazy in there, are you out? Or just not crazy. There's nothing wrong with herpes. 1 out of 5 people has herpes. If I'm at her house, I'm not abruptly out. 1:18:45 Maybe 1 out of 4, right? Which means like 2 people up here. Like, if you see- In New York City it's 1 in 3. Word. Who here? 1:18:53 Anyway. Oh, good. Several New Yorkers here, New York's real close. That's it. But my point is, If you saw Val Chex 1:19:01 in the cabin, are you out? This nigga said several New Yorkers up here, like he ain't living in Harlem. And Brooklyn. If there was a Herpe 1:19:09 list, Mark would be, if we had the guests up here, Mark is up there. Let me tell you something. Because of his lived experience. Let me tell you something. And he lives in D.C. 1:19:18 I am so lucky. I don't have it and I happen to have it. And I tested it recently, it was like, you know, right before I got married. It's just pure 1:19:26 luck. There's absolutely no reason, no earthly explanation for why I don't. That's a good thing to do before you get married. Let me make sure I just. Test the case. No, nigga. 1:19:34 Go to the Pucker Checker. Because then, if you have a baseline. What? Shit. If they... It's like the concussion 1:19:42 protocol. Wait, what you said? You have a... No, yeah. Yeah. Look, I happen to be faithful, so it's a non-issue, but I'm just saying if 1 were prone to step 1:19:51 out, don't take no test to give you a baseline. Because then 5 years later when you got it, you got some splinters to do it. You can't blame it on her. 1:19:59 That's great. I'm just saying, that's just a myth. That's a free game for people at the end of the day that aren't as faithful as us. You ever fuck a chick that you wasn't 1:20:07 supposed to be fucking and could? Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck that's the key to all this? You just gotta finish the question. May have happened. 1:20:16 Yes. You ever fuck a chick you wasn't supposed to be fucking and could feel the STD. Don't you like it? God. You can't 1:20:24 feel your dick's not tingling. Like, oh, gosh. Oh, shit. Right over the pee? Oh, shit. That bitch got it. Hold the pussy. He like, 1:20:32 oh, shit. Ah, but it's... Well, I got a fish. You better be like, honest. It feels good. You're the stupid bitch. Yo, bitch got big gay on her 1:20:40 box? Yeah, you got something in there that give your dick a nice little tingling sensation. And you can't mump it. Yeah, Then you pull out, pull out, 1:20:48 got that little, you got that little lightweight Noxzema on you. You pull out, got the shallow Noxzema. You know, 1:20:56 you know. Noxzema light. You know how shallow noxie would be right there. He'd be like, hey, look at this bitch. This 1:21:05 nigga is nasty. Sugar-free noxie. Oh, shit. Cottage cheese. Oh, this is disgusting. Bro. 1:21:13 The light noxie. That is disgusting. Disgusting. Can I ask you all? What? All of y'all, how often do you have to go to the pecker 1:21:21 checker? Because if you, in all faithful relationships, is that something you have? I don't go to that shit no more. I don't go to the whore. I really don't. You stop it once you get into a- 1:21:29 Once I got into a monogamous relationship, I stopped. But before then, I was always paranoid. And I used condoms, but I was always like paranoid You mean just for the dick checkup? I 1:21:38 mean I've been doing cold chamber all night. Every 7 1:21:46 years. Every time something's going too much. This part helps, Jacob. Every 7 years, I get 48 pumps. Every new president, right? 48 pumps. Oh, and I keep doing president. Oh, shit. That 1:21:54 little Olympic swing around. That is crazy, son. 1:22:03 I gotta call Michael Paul. Hey, yo, niggas is niggas right here. I've been canceling the shit out of my primary physician appointment. You, I don't know what. I got this whole month. I'm gonna ask it off like I'm helping. 1:22:11 My shit tomorrow. I was supposed to be in 2 weeks ago. I keep canceling it. I keep canceling it. I cancel it once. They put That shit when the weather got to 78 out there like they got not checking 1:22:19 on my health Going to ruin it I thought MP is your primary care. No, you know my position. Oh, he refers 1:22:27 you to a primary care He works with my position. Oh, I didn't know that He works my position Yeah, let me go Michael boy. I'm gonna 1:22:35 be up to get that clean bill of health They're about to Get that clean bill of health. Get that clean bill of health. Go to get your checkups. Yeah, cause your niggas is nasty and dirty. It is. Gotta get checked. That's the best part about 1:22:44 being monogamous. I Don't worry about that shit no more. Why you said be paranoid about it? Monogamous and clipped. There you go. Great feeling. Yeah, I don't worry 1:22:52 about it. I gotta worry about none of that shit no more. I remember being outside thinking I had shit. I was lucky not to get shit. You used to be outside thinking you had something. The doctor told 1:23:00 me I had herpes 1 time. You had 1 little wild night and just went away. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, all right, see, this is, this is, wait, 1:23:08 wait. Dr. Semi ain't 1 point. All right, we got 1 out of the 3. Hold on. What? Why do you tell you that? Yo, you took the baking soda bath? He got 1:23:16 a real, real shit. Why he told you that? She fucking sexist. Oh, she misdiagnosed you. Yeah, she fucking sexist. I'm sure it was a misdiagnosis. No, 1:23:24 it was a misdiagnosis. No, definitely. But how do you know? So what happened was, 1 day I had like a little area and it had like a bruise. It wasn't 1:23:32 a bump, it was a bruise. Like some chaffing. Chafing. Chafing is the thing. Yo, words be having y'all like choke a little bit. That's the word couch. It. 1:23:41 That's the word couch. Freeze. You joining in? Freeze. You joining in with them? Freeze. That's the word couch. Freeze. 2 on 2, they complain. Freeze. 1:23:49 You joining in with them? I'm just telling you, you're on the word couch. If we the north couch, you're on a word couch. Oh! Alright, I'm meant to know. And I used 1:23:57 to be so paranoid. You're like, chaffing. I didn't know what the fuck he was saying. I really couldn't. Usually when he fuck up a word, I just play along. 1:24:06 That's the shit you put the 1 last time. It's a lot of employer options on my contract. I just let him play along. But this time, I had no idea what the fool was saying. That's the shit where you put the kid or food on, right? 1:24:14 Yeah, exactly. Is that what that is? Oh my God. I don't know what the fuck. So I had a lot of, I had a lot of 1:24:22 bru, I had like a bruise, and so I went to this doctor up in Harlem. And it was a black doctor, but he was, what? How 1:24:30 you get a bruise on your dick? I'ma tell you What? Oh So, Marce, 1:24:41 Lenny Tentastormi Lenny, you lying? Nah, you can injure yourself I injure myself, Starr You're 1:24:49 your man on DTF St. Louis Yeah, I injure myself masturbating, right? But I didn't realize that And so Hold on You're going a little too hard. 1:24:57 I'll start by fucking. I wish That story was that interesting. I had too much information, but I don't use lotion. 1:25:05 All right, man. So. No, let him keep going. That's what gotta be trouble. I don't use 1:25:14 lotion. Oh, I thought he was proud of me. I didn't know he. So I went to the doctor with this dry. So you were just dry working. Right. 1:25:22 You don't lose lotion while you're masturbating, you're saying? No. You're a dry meat? It's not you don't use lotion, period. I mean. You don't? I'm taking it to the first. I don't 1:25:30 use lotion, period. I use lotion. Yeah, you're not really a lotion guy. No. Because the fans do be talking about it. That sounded crazy. I'll ask you, I don't care. Why don't you use lotion? It's 1:25:39 a. Y'all something against it? No, it's a. Inconvenient? When I get out the shower, if it's there, I use it. But I'm just rushing and not doing it. You're like a 1:25:47 Shea Butterbeater. Oh, what? No, what? Just this, man. Just this. Just dry hands? Just right hand action. Just right hand. 1:25:55 Get right to it, man. No time for that four-play shit. No liquid, lubrication, lotion, lathering, nothing. Just pure thought. Just your 1:26:03 ashy hands. And adrenaline. And bombs. You're shit. Ashy. Yeah. Get right to it. OK. OK. So but apparently 1:26:12 what what's happening was in the wintertime and you see how ashy my leg is right now in April. Just imagine. In the wintertime's crazy. Yeah, and so. Ashy ass 1:26:20 dick. Yeah. That's right. Exactly. I can't imagine having the thought to jerk off and then doing it. Lay 1:26:29 your hand. Yeah, with just. It's like, that shit just hit you. Like you couldn't prep for it. I ain't got time for all that. We get right to it, man. You got books to 1:26:37 write. So I went to my man up in Harlem, but he was going here left to work in the prison. So. Every Part of 1:26:45 this story is funny. So I found this new doctor, Indian woman. She took over the practice. All right. No, I'm dead. I said 1:26:53 she took over the practice. And she didn't even really want to look at it. It was some, I don't know if it was a cultural thing, but She looked at it for like half 1:27:01 a second. Well, she did a visual diagnosis. Yeah, I went out there. Oh. And I said, I'm worried that it, but you know, when you think you have herpes, 1:27:09 you start looking, you start Googling shit. You start looking for herpes. I don't have herpes. But so you start Googling shit. And then like my, so my computer's just 1:27:17 filled with like black dicks with herpes. And I'm still trying. Oh my God. I mean, there's no other way to find out but to Google. And the shit I saw was so extreme that 1:27:25 I was like, my dick don't look like that. Good. So I came in there with the laptop, my pants down. She's like, she didn't want to look at the laptop. She refused 1:27:33 to, but she barely looked at my dick and she said, Oh, that's a herpy. That's a herpy. And I said, are you sure? She said, that's a herpes. Then she said, it's common 1:27:42 in urban, like in urban areas. She basically said, y'all have herpes in a very nice way. Yeah. That's basically what she said. And 1:27:50 she said, and I was like, okay, she said, but I'm gonna prescribe you some Valtrex and we're going to, but I'll wait for the test to come back. 1:27:59 So for the next, and this was in my 20s, so I was depressed. Yes. I would hope. I was super depressed, but I was 1:28:07 also thinking about all the people I was gonna have to tell just from the last 2 weeks. Even more depressed. That's because I was like, I have to responsibly tell people and I was like, for the rest of my life, I gotta tell people, I got 1:28:15 this shit. So if I, if it, somebody off camera, I'm just not ish, but somebody off camera, you 1:28:23 know what, I'm on my own bit. That's what I thought. That is what went through my head. What, no you don't? No, that I have to do 1:28:31 this. You just gotta get a little bracelet, like a little strong. It's either 1 of 2 things. A, for the rest of my life, before sex, 1:28:40 or I have to tell people that I have this, or for the rest of my life, I have to accuse people of giving it to me. Right. I consider 1:28:48 both. It's water though. I kind of landed somewhere in the middle. That's fucking crazy great. Yeah, I'm as shocked as you are. Yeah. There's another 1:28:56 start to another day. But, so it turned, so I did that. For the next 2 weeks my head was fucked up. I said I'm gonna change all my, you know, everything. And I was using 1:29:04 condoms, except for with like, partners who I had like long, long, long term shit with. Anyway, I went back up there 2 weeks later. No, I didn't, I'm sorry, she called 1:29:12 me. I was taking Valtrex for 2 weeks. I had to go to the CVS or the Duane Reader, whatever. You know how hard it is to buy Valtrex when you're on TV? Oh shit. And 1:29:22 if you buying Valtrex, they put you on the sexual list, right? The DV list? No, they don't. There's a list. They 1:29:30 go, that's sexual in the list. Yeah, everybody's laughing, but somebody better get herpes. No, you. No, I 1:29:38 don't. That's the best part. So she- Jim likes it when I voted for Trump. That's on sat. So 1:29:47 anyway, so she called me 2 weeks later and she apologized. She was like, it turns out it wasn't a herpes. And what'd you say to her? What can I say? I was so happy not to have herpes, I 1:29:55 didn't give a fuck. I wasn't mad. People think they gonna say some shit, I ain't say shit, I was just happy not to have herpes. But for that 2 weeks, I totally understood for the rest of my life why people don't disclose, 1:30:03 why people don't tell people they got shit. Because I was terrified about, I don't think I was gonna tell nobody in that moment. I didn't know how to do it. You know what I mean? So in that 2 weeks you didn't 1:30:11 say a word to nobody? No. No, I didn't have sex with anybody. But I was like, I'ma wait till the results come back until I gotta 1:30:19 do it. I thought I had it. Right, right. But it turned out I didn't. And then I tested year after year, I never had it. And right before I got married, I tested 1 more time. So I'm good. I don't have either 1:30:27 upstairs or downstairs. But like. Congratulations. Thank you. But yeah, man. So sick. I don't know how we got here. I'm glad you don't have herpes, 1:30:36 Mark. Thank you. We have it for you, brother. Is it that? If you don't have it, I have to guess somebody else in here. That's sick. I gotta change my guess. Yeah, 1:30:44 yeah. You had me dead to rights, y'all. He's like, I had somebody else. Even though I don't think none of y'all would tell me if y'all really 1:30:52 had herpes. That's fair. Y'all don't tell me when y'all rent a movie. Y'all wouldn't tell me just shit. You don't think somebody in here 1:31:00 would shit? Herpes, no. Really? Was that a deal breaker for y'all when y'all were single Yes, what do you mean? What if she said I got herpes? Yeah. Yeah How 1:31:08 I don't have herpes this day Very much a deal breaker. Sorry, you're not going so the woman of your dream. I mean, I think 1:31:16 I think that's she's not the 1. Herpes is not a deal breaker for a lot of men. It's 1:31:25 not? No. Nick, if you live in New York City or Newark. I know homegirls that got herpes 1:31:33 that are in relationships. And they've disclosed to their partner that they're in a relationship. Wait, do y'all think y'all have never had sex with somebody with herpes? I don't believe it's possible. You 1:31:42 don't believe it's possible that you have had sex with somebody? I don't believe it's possible that you not have. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Everybody feels like sex. If you go by the numbers, but what we talk about. If you go by the numbers. I'm gonna say with the exception 1:31:50 of Flip, because you've been married for so long and you're monogamous. But with the exception of Flip, if you've had adult 1:31:58 sex with more than double digits, especially in a place like any major city you've had sex with somebody. You come in contact with it? Yeah. I did 1:32:07 but they show love. They let you know they wasn't on a... No I'm saying. They 1:32:15 was chilling. They was on their Rick Flay and shit. Make sure it ain't no outbreaks. There's no, everything good. We good? You know 1:32:23 what I mean? All right. Yo, this is crazy. Gotta strike while the iron's hot for sure. That was Dorian. Or, that was Dorian. Don't strike while the iron's hot. That was Dorian. 1:32:31 You leave the iron alone. I get the fuck away from that. I On the pod tour to what 1:32:39 what what happened so somebody I remember this actually somebody told me that Yeah herpes that her jerk. Yeah Like 1:32:48 literally like the fan good for them About no, no, I was about to slide with the French and 1 of my boys Wanted 1:32:57 to go ahead and slide with her and she was like yo, I like your boy but I can't because my ba-ba-ba this is what it is So I have to block 1:33:05 his high. I have to tell him like you might want to lead that alone Oh, you told me this story. She said she has it at all. Why is she fire? Mm-hmm I want to say 5, but 1:33:13 she's cute There's obvious fire joke that I'm not going to make because I always stick in times people. 1:33:21 Come on, yo. No, because there's no shame in having Because it don't be the trash joints with the herpes. No, it's like It'd be the fire joke with the herpes. That's how they got it. 1:33:29 It was Being hot over there. Niggas still going raw. Nah, you don't. It could be in your partner for 20 years. Like, people, 1 at a day. 1 at a day. 1:33:38 1 at a day. That's what I'm saying. Some people don't even know they got it. That shit just pop up? Yeah. Yeah. Shit like your in-laws? That ass. You could literally 1:33:46 not have an outbreak for 20 years Then you could get like the flu or you could be under high stress and just pop up and it just pops up Just so you and when you do when you get checked all your blood 1:33:54 work for all the all the stuff HIV Gotta recall a lot of times. They don't even test Yeah, you 1:34:02 guys special HSV 1 and HSV to test You might have it not even not y'all but I'm just saying a person might have it and not even know it. So that's what I'm saying. Don't 1:34:10 get too high on it, y'all. This nigga's not my thing. Did you just kill out of Beats? You're my thing. No, what's Slim Jim? Beats, what the fuck? You cannot slam into a Slim Jim. All this dick 1:34:18 talk guy, yo. Oh shit. All this dick talk guy, yo. You got your own Slim Jim. You're homesick. What you doing? No, no. You're doing the niggas, Hulk, you pulled out the slim gym. 1:34:27 You fucking freaks. He said you're homesick. Go eat it. Fuck. Oh shit. This nigga stepped into 1:34:35 a Slim Jim. He just walked out the Slim Jim. Son. Yo, that's some wild shit. You can't go macho man while niggas is talking. That's crazy, 1:34:43 yo. That's wild. Crazy, still eating Slim Jim. Wow. Why you just have them shit in your pocket? Who walks 1:34:51 around with a Slim Jim in their pocket? You just got 1 in there or you got more? You got another 1? You hungry too? No, I just want to eat 1 of these. How many 1:34:59 Slim Jims can you walk around with? Oh, he going Slim Jim crazy, yo. You got the old school yellow and red 1:35:07 rapper. Yo, you make too much money, Slim Jim. I was mad they had the long 1, these little short boots. I heard you like that. Oh, I 1:35:15 see. That is nasty, son. That was kinda crazy. Ugh. I'm gonna go home and write a bunch of material. Yeah. Oh, next bar. Yeah, I'm just gonna be 1:35:23 shooting me for the rest of the day. I don't care, nigga, day over now. Niggas talk shit, that's- But it ain't Tuesday. Come over to your boy like some shit right 1:35:31 here. Yo, that is wild, yo. Oh, man. Anyway, I'm glad y'all don't have herpes. Oh, shit. Same. Yeah. Extremely 1:35:41 happy. We all lucked out, man. I mean, do it. I assume none of us got it. Y'all think I was cap more than 1:35:49 cool about the contacts. But y'all saying y'all wins. So who's the woman in your dreams? My 1:35:57 lady. So you're saying if your lady or you had had that, y'all should have just walked away from each other. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying In 1:36:07 the early stages, I find yeah, you're not the person of my dreams. I won't keep rolling dice like that she's 1:36:16 not if she got the person my dream don't have her bite So like you said it can lay dormant in you could have been you write about her. Let's just say If 1:36:26 you lay dormant in your system for man long A 1:36:35 year later together. You expected to leave you? Yeah. Off the herb jerk? I don't have the herb jerk. Yeah. Let's take 1:36:43 his lady off of it. It's hard to talk about it. It's hard to take it. Niggas not being honest. Yeah, you were. You said the same shit that you wouldn't date. No, no, no, no, I'm saying if... Now, if you, Imani is saying if this 1:36:51 shit was laying dormant in your system, you've been in a relationship for 2 or 3 years and then it pops up. So I got to have her... So have her... Lisa Bonet and her prom. I'm having this conversation. 1:37:00 If that pop up, there's a whole nother conversation that I'm not gonna believe it was just laying dormant. I'm gonna think some other shit happened and I'm definitely out. But the honest truth really 1:37:08 was. What if you knew that it was dormant? And that it wasn't, and it was no infidel. What if she can prove it through medical records? You can't prove it if it's dormant. If she got tested for it before. But then she's been lying for 20 1:37:16 years. So now you knew and didn't tell me. It'll show you how long you had it? No. No. So wait, you got tested, and it's dormant, so you're not 1:37:24 having a... Yeah, that means she never took the test. You don't know. Got it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You can't do both. If it's laying dormant, it'll show up on the test? She took the test a long time ago, nigga? 1:37:32 People take that same thing. If you were confident that she didn't cheat and that there was no infidelity, would that change anything? I'm not confident. He's saying he wouldn't be confident. I'm not confident in that sense. Okay, fair 1:37:40 enough. Joseph. But what if you trust her? I did trust her until this. Now I don't trust her anymore. No, no, no, no, that's not 1:37:48 what I'm saying. Or maybe you didn't. I'm trying to answer it, honestly, it's possible. That's how I would treat that. He answered it. I know, I get it, but I don't, I mean. You would 1:37:56 no longer trust her. I don't trust that she'd be telling the truth in that sense. Well, that's different. I ain't gonna lie. It would weigh on me. Hold on, hold on. There's a difference 1:38:04 between trusting someone and believing someone. Those don't mean the same thing. That's true. So I'm saying you cannot believe her, but 1:38:13 you would no longer trust her? Yeah, because if you don't believe me, then that goes a lot with trust. If I believe what you say, that means I'm trusting you. If I trust you, then I'm gonna believe what you're saying. 1:38:22 That's not true. That's not true. Or something of this magnitude, if I trust you, I'm gonna believe you. So if it lie don't answer- You're trusting them to tell 1:38:30 you the truth. Yes. Right, you get what I'm saying? So I can't say, yo, I don't believe you, but I still trust you. I think it's in a general disposition 1:38:38 you have towards your partner versus this 1 lie. It ain't no this but again this ain't no just this 1 lie. Because when you believe somebody at their word you're 1:38:46 trusting them to tell you the truth. No, no, no, no, no, no. You disagree with that, slow down. You disagree with that. I get what he's saying. I totally do. Well, let me hear 1:38:54 it. Somebody that I don't trust at all could tell me things and I believe it. True, cool, true. And the opposite. Somebody that I absolutely 1:39:03 do trust. Trust is not a blanket just over everything that you fucking say I trust you but that don't mean mean I'm about to believe every 1:39:11 detail you but If I trust you and if something, again, and if you tell me something I don't believe, it 1:39:19 may not alter my trust. You said it's that big, you all said it. I'm trusting you to tell me the truth. What you said makes sense, I stand corrected. It could be on a scale, like I trust 1:39:27 my niggas, but I know my nigga a lie about certain shit. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. That's all I'm saying. That's deep. That's deep, Freeze. Okay. Yeah, 1:39:36 nah, I'm just saying that the scale of the lie matters. So in this particular example that we're using, I'm trusting you to tell the truth. Yeah. 1:39:44 And if I don't believe that... Well, because she didn't know she had it. He's saying... He's saying it's not possible that he would believe it. It's a thing, y'all. But what I'm saying to him is, and listen 1:39:52 -> 100:01.060] to what he's saying, that if the scale of the lie matters, and this is a great 1, then so should the scale of the truth. And the lie is so