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0:01 The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. 0:09 It is not real. No 1 is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at 0:17 home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart. Or, enjoy the show. I'm 0:49 back bro. Big Freeze back, welcome back Freeze. Make some noise for Freeze being back, yo. No, y'all 2 out there, make some 0:57 noise. Yes. What the fuck are you talking about? You bring an umbrella? Rihanna. Rihanna. Rihanna. Rihanna. Rihanna. Exactly. 1:06 We been nervous. Nah, nah, I get it. Has been ready. That was me just trying to figure out what the fuck I know. I'm like, I know how I felt 1:14 fam. I don't know how that shit happened. Maybe it was that. I don't know. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. All right, because it got worse. But you got 1:22 to the rain before you got to, maybe it was outside. Just partying. Maybe it was the 12th. Doing what I wanted to do on my baby free weekend. Trap karaoke, Henny 1:31 Palooza, everywhere. Everywhere. It was everywhere. No, I was outside. La Marina. What are you talking, 1:39 cheetah? But the reason why I think that is because symptoms don't show up that fast. That fast. Shit, you made the right motherfucker spin on what you 1:47 get. Sit next to the wrong person on a plane Monday night That's kind of quick to be that bad. Anyway, did you figure out 1:55 what yeah, man? Yeah, man. I had Nah, 2:05 nah, nah, I some undercooked food some undercooked chicken at a cookout How'd you figure that out like 3 days later like well I had to go 2:13 because then I got the runs real bad. Aw, all right. Yeah, you know what's funny about, well, you asked. That was a fair question. You gotta be careful what you ask. And that's what you know, that's 2:21 what you know, yeah. Yeah, so. I'm always shocked that people get, like undercooked chicken, Like how do you miss that? Yeah, it's hard Tough 2:29 unless you're drunk Yeah, and there was a skewers it wasn't like actual pieces The 2:39 Person that made the chair. Yo, that's the thing. It was a black dude who, he like he's from the South. He like, he was getting busy on the 2:47 grill. I don't know if he just rushed those or something. But somebody else was just like, yo, this tastes a little... Yeah. Sometimes the outside 2:55 be cooked with the inside. It looks like you be eating uncooked chicken. Nah, for real, look at Breeze. He 3:03 ate some uncooked chicken. He said under. Snickers. While he tipsy. Chicken sushi. Fresh 3:11 off the hook, hungry after the club. I know, I know what it was too. After any Palooza you hit the street? Hungry see 3:20 my man out there. Hello, man. Yeah, you know you see no Joe's just being Joe. Oh, sorry. Oh, I still fall 3:28 for that I'll be thinking is true. He's like, why would you say that if it wasn't no, no No, I'm not mad at you. They fall for that. 3:36 Yeah, Joe say some wild Left-hand shit that makes no sense to anybody with a brain and it becomes fat, but you can see it Yeah, 3:45 because you are a great artist as long As long as you can see it. But a great painter can make you see whatever they want you to see. Getting halal after the 3:53 club is a very New York... Yeah, it's a very common thing to do. It's not outlandish. He had just said I was 4:01 at a barbecue so problem. We think they believe more freezing me Thank you now the funny part is who lot more 4:09 be a Joe Joe Me me That's a no debate That's a fin dee. Yeah, they just 4:17 believe the liar more It'd be good lies though Entertaining like it's a there we go entertaining loss anyway Anyway, I'm 4:25 glad to be back. Yeah, I'm glad you're healthy. Did you learn how to make chicken? I didn't cook it. All right. You know how to make chicken? Oh 4:33 sh**. I don't know. I don't cook. How long before it gets to who makes better chicken? You don't know how to make chicken? 20 seconds. I've seen it done. I don't know how to do it. Huh? 4:42 Wait, you don't know how to make chicken? I've seen it done. I've seen it done. Like I said, old chicken breasts were performing, but I don't know how to cook chicken like that, no. You want fried chicken or 4:51 like grilled chicken? Fried chicken, I'm not. Mm-mm. You get busy on the grill? No, he's sitting there. A grilled chicken. I'm just asking. We 4:59 used to have the deep fried chicken. Yeah, I don't know how to do it. You just have to have the chicken. I know you clean the chicken, you put the flour on it, shake it up, put it in the pot. 5:07 I'm gonna ask a wild question. In the pot. How do you clean the chicken? Lemon juice or water. Okay, I just wanted to see what you was getting. I mean vinegar, right? 5:15 And lemon juice. How y'all make chicken, y'all? My girl make it, I don't make it. She makes fried chicken? Yeah, I'll make that shit. This you gotta make, come on man. I don't cook, bro. You gotta 5:23 at least know how to make fried chicken. Again, I know what, I seen it done enough throughout my life, I never cook. No, don't say that no more. You black from Virginia, don't say that again. 5:31 Don't say I seen it done. You black from Virginia you can't even say I've seen it done ice 5:44 you don't make fried chicken in it? I don't make sh**. But do you know how to make fried chicken? No. Oh, my God. Again, I know what to do, 5:52 because I've seen it done my entire life, but I've never fried no... Yeah, yeah. Audien, some things you would never make the board. Right. 6:02 Like, how would we know that? I would have never guessed that. You can watch the ice. Bro, I've said 1000000 times, I can't cook, right? Yeah, but I don't feel like 6:10 chicken is cooking. They don't even care about cooking. I ain't gonna lie. We ranked, like, just basic cooking skills. I'm last. I'm behind 6:18 you, Paul. I'm last. My breakfast game is impeccable, but that's it. That's why I'm last. It's not that far off. Same concepts. Eggs 6:26 and chicken. But experience. Yeah, basic concept, you know what I mean? Hot paint, oils. Your eggs don't bleed. They don't 6:34 get undercooked. You can't undercook the egg. Yes you can. You can't even see it running. Keep scrambling my n***a. Oh you just do scrambled 6:42 eggs. I know how to do oh shit. Oh shit. There was so much adjustment in that. That's Barks. Don't shoot at that. You said always you bitch. You should have said 6:50 that. I said oh. No I know how to do over easy. Barks doing that restauranteer shit. Over medium. Over medium. Over easy. I know how to do that. 6:59 So you can do all the eggs. You do the bacon, the pancakes, all that. No, my French toast game is crazy. My pancake game is crazy brioche 7:07 preferably And I put you make brioche french toast, but you can't fry chicken. Yeah, damn he that boy 7:16 yo Vanilla nutmeg all that shit. I do all that you but you lived alone What 7:24 would you do? Just order out every day me too? Yeah, but you could make breakfast. Hey his body look like just a constant door Go 7:41 get the BBS It's true, yo. It's true. It's a scammer. That's what you know. 20 hours 7:49 in a day. Yeah, this nigga. You've had a lot of body jokes in the last couple weeks. No, that's bullshit. Honestly, honestly. Like he the rock or something. That's crazy, yo. That's the sad part. That's nuts, 7:57 yo. That's the sad part. Oh my God. What? I can't put you in the 8:06 fuck that. I tell any girl I date a front, yo listen, let me tell you, ain't gonna be no cooking. Just cook and 8:14 get it done. They ain't explaining that. Yo, men that can cook, get it, that's a cheat code. That's all, You have to know other ways to get it done to living right? No, we're 8:22 talking about something else. You're talking about bag and joints Men that you cook is highly impressive to women Yeah, They swear it's only 8:31 me that do it. Cooking for the joints. Which is why you... See, I thought you would do dinner, not breakfast. Breakfast keeps him there 8:39 longer. No, I don't. I figured you would do the dinner again. You know what I mean? You don't want to get... He's trying to get him out in the morning. I mean, that's 8:47 valid. There's an English muffin. That's your picture. Just bowl the cereal. Where's that bagel in the microwave, mama? I'm a holler, 8:55 right? Yo, you stupid. Get him out. He's at her house. He make a breathing make the real House 9:22 Who wears a rope you wear rope I've worn a robe in my life. Yeah, but I mean. I have a robe, I never wear 1. I got multiple robes. I got like 20 9:31 of them. 2 of them I got thrown away. I don't wear mine either. What if I did, it would be in a joint house. Oh, hold on. What happened? Yo, what? 9:40 Please explain why. What did he say? 2 of his rooms he got thrown away. They don't fit anymore. Yeah, right? Yeah, 9:48 right. Shit's got stains. It's stained. It's stuck together. Oh man. No, no, no. It's not that. I'll tell 9:56 y'all at risk of getting in trouble again. But 2 of them was a gift from just people that shouldn't 10:04 give me gifts, okay? Not your style then? That's all I'm saying. Okay. Did you cop to that? Or was it, I 10:13 got 2 questions. How was somebody know that? How was somebody? Wait, they knew? My, y'all not understand. I understand what you're saying. I understand. I get what you're saying 10:21 What I'm saying is my girl whatever was in my phone Point 10:31 years ago like she knows who got what, who sent what, what I got. She 10:40 knows. You shouldn't have a robe that someone else gave you. Shit. Is that on the band list? I hate n****s. 10:50 What if it's a really nice robe? Because that makes sense if you know your girl knows everything in your phone. Of course you ain't supposed to have it. No, but that's cause that's 10:58 a, I'm saying like is it just a band substance like- Yo, robe here now. Like you're not supposed to have a robe that somebody gave you? Wait, wait, wait. Like before your girl? Oh, 0 11:07 Maybe I'm reading the implications are over. No, no, you said you should Keep a rope there Woman in your life your childhood 11:15 friend that you brought out that night when you were trying to get slick that rim caught on She got me a rope today? No, no interrupt me That rim caught on when you were 11:23 trying to do that little sneaky buffalo white boy shit Oh the toilet is leaking I gotta go Oh wait you have a rich come with me I'm trying to move 11:32 But anyway could that childhood friend get you a robe? No. Yeah. Okay. That's all I'm saying. I'm 11:40 with you, but I'm saying what else is on that list then? Is it robes? You can't get drawers then? No. So is there anything else, 1 of them can't get you anything like intimate ish is 11:48 a rope intimate kind of said draws I can see a robust is a road now robes. Are you trying to fuck? Yes? I want to see you with this on 11:56 here robes He was off a robe is for when 2 people want to fuck each other Some gifts just 12:04 give off a different vibe. So you agree with me? Yeah, no, I agree with you. Okay. I said, I started this with, I gotta throw 2 robes away. But 12:12 I'm totally in a burb. Why you still got them? We didn't know. I wanted to ask you. We didn't know the 2 robes. I'm sorry you keep saying that. I tried to leave it 12:20 a little, why you, I mean, it ain't that hard to throw it away. We just put a bit going. We done threw a bunch of shit away in this room. Like, yeah. I'm sure you've thrown some 12:29 away Wanted to ask Now we've officially got to the he's in trouble part. All right. Yeah. First of all, 12:39 you 2 niggas is funny today. But to add to you, I got man shit that I was supposed to dispose of that I just didn't get around to doing it. 12:47 Oh, yeah. I'm not purposely holding on to, I don't want it. I don't want it. Right. I agree with her. Get this out of here. It's 12:56 bad juju. Can I get a little piece of advice? And this is from ages ago. Natural. Of course. What's ages? 5 years. 13:04 Yeah, that's ages 5 years ages That robot cause of our your girl about to move in well 2 of the years Right 13:12 2 of the years. I had it. I didn't know she knew where it came from. So I was going to give it to my son. How the fuck she found out where 13:21 they came from. I'm telling y'all about this lady. They're not hearing it. They're not hearing it. They don't get this bit. They're not hearing it. That's 13:29 crazy. That's crazy. That is great. Anyway, it ain't worth it, man. Give her that shit. I don't want that shit. I do not want that shit. Like you said, give it to yourself. How many robes 13:37 is that? At all. It's nice, right? How nice is Lil Versace? You know, a little. Is a cashmere type of nice? It's a boat type. 13:46 Yeah, you don't need that robe. You should do it. Bring it here. Let the nigga see it, you know what I mean? Let's see if we should kill me. I want you to have peace in your relationship. Bring it here. I have peace in my relationship 13:54 and I am We 14:05 saw my ish wearing girls rose while he's making yeah, I hate when that reverse We had a good we 14:13 bet our life saving Here come you snitching on yourself, right? Crazy, 14:21 you definitely wore girls That means nothing Girl bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn here come you stitch it on yourself, right? This thing is crazy. Yo, you definitely wore girls You did I'm 6 to that means nothing Yes, 14:30 how Over the shoulders What are we putting on an arm? And it'd be 14:38 a little young man. I wouldn't be surprised that you walk around winning the pool I'm not wearing no girls roll by nigga. I'm cool. You want to know 14:47 but I would You know ice did yes dog if you've been on vacation If you've been on vacation 14:56 at any any resort the room If you tried to grab the rope you grab the 1 with the short arms first. Yeah. 15:04 You did. You never did that, even? No. You're a nigger's cra- what are you talking about? If it's 2 ropes there, why would I purposely 15:12 grab the 1 with the short arms? It was just the first thing you grabbed. The first thing you grabbed. You can't tell, you just grabbed it. You didn't need a rope, you're covering up in a hurry. The room service is serious. Yes. 15:22 Yo, we ordered our breakfast it's at the door we're trying to cover up we're not trying to be fitted Taiwan I'm going to the You gonna do 15:30 it a towel fuck on vacation. Yes Yes And 15:40 he lying cuz I'm not you too insecure about your torso I'm not gonna lie. Back to body 15:48 shit. You can't help it. What you gonna crack on when I come in here? Lean. 15:58 No, my mom, listen, I told my mom. I'm asking you. You working out. What you gonna crack on? He stopped going. I 16:06 stopped going. Oh no, check this out though. Ice quit. Let me tell you, I found a better diet Soon as his girls stop going he stopped going Bro, I know I got on the scale this morning. I said, oh 16:15 We almost back just from being sick. That ain't the same though. It's not healthy I'm just saying I'm just saying that she gonna come right back. No, 16:23 that's water I mean and nobody is supporting your body journey like me. I support this That's why you shame niggas more mocking his torso. I 16:31 didn't mock get some music bro 16:39 listen I got extra dog telling you Joe watch this these cheat shows are new nigga this you've 16:47 known me a long time nigga. My body was I As you well know it used to be All right, we've got my body 16:56 was all right as you well know yo only y'all you 17:07 don't know that ish was slimmer in stature in Jersey girls, I won't check I don't know So 17:18 was there time when his body look better when you open the door for the police? You don't know what Joe body look like no because it was the police that 1 Joe I wasn't looking y'all live together. What's 17:26 why what does his body got to do with that? Did you walk them to my bed? I was naked in bed. There he is. He 17:34 carried me out without a shirt on. I was put on a t-shirt. Nigga, I'm 17:42 gonna kill Freeze. That's the last time you get that joke off. I didn't bring it up. I brought it up. You can play 17:51 that every day. I'm just saying that's the last song. But telling nigga that brought it up. You can't play into it no more though. Okay. That's 17:59 the last song. You got your neck in though when you called the police. I don't know. I don't know. You deserve it. This got me in trouble. I just walked up to the door say hey Joe This 18:07 got me in trouble. Yo officer Crumkey Because Mike keep your face straight I Boy 18:37 that's the old days when they let you bail out with a check What 18:51 mama bring bring that You took a check on the weekend? What? Hey mama, hey bring that Chase checkbook up here to 453 Total 19:00 Road. Whatever the address was, god damn it. It's hilarious, yo. I issue good. I say I'm leaving. All right, what you had to ask, Mark, what 19:08 you was asking? Oh, no. Yes, issue used to be Slimmer Mark. OK, was his body better than yours? I'm sure you have some music. 19:16 Because that was the implication. And you looked incredulous. That's why I was asking I can't imagine both y'all skinny. I guess that's what it is 19:30 They were both skinnier when they started this. Yeah, what you talking about? I weighed like 220 when I started this. What happened? Like is it pie? It's the snacks. 19:38 It's the snack. Yo at the other, at the arts basement. He eat a lot yo. Don't eat a lot. He eat way more than me. I'm telling you he eat a 19:46 lot of food yo. Like for retreats, snacks. I'm a snack dude, I'm a sweet dude. Sugar. But I don't eat food like 19:54 that. But he's a fat. Even at part times. That's even worse, like a fat pescatarian. What are you, a vegetarian? You don't eat what what's the word? 20:14 Fat without red meat is Without red meat, it's a f***ing kill. You gotta lie. Yeah, you, yeah, you shady as hell. 20:24 Red meat is protein. It's the sugar that be getting you. That don't make you fat. How much sugar you having? Joe, if we come in 20:32 here and eat bags and bags of potato chips in this business, and we eat bullsh-t food all day, you gonna sit around, and we sitting around being dormant, you 20:40 gonna gain weight. But we have a choice in our food options. We, nigger, you start including yourself. Because you been shooting yourself in the gut, act like you wasn't just 20:48 fat. I know, actually, I've even slowed down with that. You're starving yourself. No, I'm disciplined in my diet. No, the chemicals are running through your system, 20:56 taking away your hunger. I'm disciplined. I'm disciplined. Solid point. I'm disciplined in my workout routine. Okay, I'm not dropping out 21:04 like you know, right? Like I'm And I and nobody's proud of you to me So you don't have to shoot at me because I'm supporting your 21:12 fuck weight loss journey No, but speak to discipline when you speak to discipline you act as if you are the for moral majority like you a monk You 21:20 eat bull the same way everybody else evil. Well, do you take it in the back? Not a lot, huh? You taking them back not a lot of rice a lot Not a lot of 21:28 telling you now. Oh now that's part of the discipline. I'm talking about things that I love I've slow and you know, I feel about race That's not the discipline Alright 21:44 well afford you something I'm sure we have some music just get naked and we could 21:52 judge them Oh, that's my type of party We'll 22:02 keep it platonic but it could be just me in the back. It should come in naked, go out, joke him in naked, and I give a vote. What y'all want to do? That 22:10 ain't the worst idea. I think it's cool. Even if y'all want to cheat a little bit, You don't want to come in on solve rub it out a little bit What's 22:19 your voting system like I'm basically talking about who's fatter right? I'm fat or probably There's no probably yes, 22:27 nigga been shooting itself for 4 months I mean And working out and changing my diet and changing my way of life. I hate changing my habits I 22:35 hate that if he lost weight and did it with their assistance that that's like a thing cuz that's a thing now too Oh, well amongst amongst poor people. No, no, 22:43 no, that's not what no no, that's not what fat fat poor people That's not what happens Now 22:56 that'll get you in a cast. But, but, wait, wait, wait. But This is what happens. I got some of his stuff. It's not that you are using assistance to 23:04 get to your desired weight. It's that you are shaming other m- that didn't do that to get to their desired weight. It's like girls go- Are you Zip shaming? 23:12 He is for sure. Of course he is. He's been doing it for months. It's like- Wow. You should be asking did he Zip shame? Because he don't Zip shame now because he's a zipper. You know what I mean? No, he used to Zip-Shank too. He did. 23:21 Right. But it's the funny part. That's not even true. The truth, what I heard was he shamed somebody for not being honest about being on Zip-Shank. That's the 23:30 truth. That's the truth. Oh, that might be. That's the truth. That's true. But the girl that go get a bb. Okay now crack on other girls and be like Yo dog your body. 23:39 Yeah, you can't finish talking about no ass and big-ass belly. Yeah Big 23:47 Mona big demona Like you have some discipline and get that foopa off your legs, right, Parks? Yo, 23:56 where do you come from, yo? Agreed. Oh, man. From north. 24:04 North, what the hell? I thought for sure we were so woo-tae I suppose never 24:15 really sure how we starting yet. Okay. Yo, do you think what I feel it out? What it was gonna be? Does anybody 24:24 really You know I'm saying like when you in the studio like even you You knew pump it up. It's gonna be pump it up. Yes, You 24:32 knew Focus was gonna be Focus? No. Know what I'm saying? Like seriously, I'm trying to find out. I knew Pump It Up would be Pumped Up. I didn't know that Focus would be Focus. The question I asked, what you gonna call it, it got fucked up and it sounded 24:40 wrong. I was asking Natasha. Bedingford? Yeah, Phil. Like yo dog, did you know when you did that it was gonna be like 24:48 when you started writing Did you know like this is what it was gonna be? I said it kind of fuck But that's what I meant like as musicians do y'all know like this 24:56 is 1 of those you said she made you nervous She's making you nervous. I would think that the format of this he probably didn't know that it was gonna be this right cuz it's like a 25:04 long Song with no beat. Mm-hmm. I feel like you know, it's a real personal song. Yeah So I like you know when it's gonna be a John but the note is 1 of those 25:13 that's saying the test of time No, nobody know that Like come on. Yeah, I wouldn't have known it for Pump It Up would be played 25 25:21 years later. That's what you said nigga, you said different. I said I knew it was a joint. Like a joint, it's gonna be the 1 on the album that people on the radio hear. 25:29 But to know it's gonna be 1 of those classic I don't think nobody really know that how would you oh 25:43 my god it feels good It feels so good man loving somebody when somebody loves you back Feels 26:00 good watching a team watching your team play a meaningful game in June meaningful? More than meaningful enough 26:08 of that game it's carps it's carps it's carps it's carps what's that? It's the fun! I'm gonna intro my really amazing 26:17 squad Man listen man, 26:32 What a show we got lined up for you guys today. What episode is this? Not 3 7. Welcome to episode 937 of the Joe 26:40 Budden podcast Brought to you by fueled by a power by a prize big prize peace gang. Yeah I'm your humble gracious grateful 26:49 extremely happy to be here host Joe Button here with the best squad on earth to my right y'all know the vibes man don't call her white girl big Damona 26:57 in the building Mona how you doing? I'm doing amazing. Good love that next to her we have Philadelphia's finest our good brother. Dr. Mark 27:05 Lamar Hill in the building What is mark? How you doing? I'm great. Great. Great ran out of spurs shirts, huh? No, I decided you know give y'all breaks and stay y'all 1 give us 27:13 a break Giving us a break I had some special spurs shirts didn't make coughed up 29 points. You 27:21 could have still worn them. Yeah, nah. Don't hit the same. You should have worn them. Yeah, we'll see. Wait till Monday. Ain't gonna be no more. Mark, don't be on the 27:29 wrong side of history with this 1. I'm happy to be on the wrong side of history. We've beaten this team 5 out of our last 7 meetings now. I'm still, you 27:37 know, I'm not gonna change sides. I'm just telling you facts-ish. We've beaten them now 5 out of our last 7 meetings. This team is not about to win 3 27:46 in a row. It's over. It's over dawg. We'll see. Get your parade outfit ready Mark. We can go? 27:55 Huh? We can go? Yeah you can go. Of course you can go. Say less. Listen next to Mark come on man. Mr. He will get his rent 1 day. Our 28:04 good brother Big Ish is in the building. Ish, how you doing, sir? I'm good, yo, what up? Good, good, absolutely love that. Elmira's finest, Big Parks is in the building. 28:12 White Poe is in the building. In Love Cory is still here. Erickson Tanner, Savanna here by remote last, but certainly not least. Each and every 1 of you very 28:20 important people are out there Don't forget to sign up to the patreon if you have yet to do so set shout out to all the sub job subgroups all the communities Out there. 28:28 What's up, man? What we doing? Let's Listen 1 question for you guys. What's the question? Where were you? During 28:38 I'll tell you the greatest and largest Comeback ever in NBA playoff history, let 28:46 alone finals Wednesday's my studio night. So Playoffs are on we're not doing no music, but we're gonna watch the game had a nice little squad and 28:54 all that We're watching it in the the lounge side, which is podcast 2 When y'all first joined over on that side. We 29:03 went out for a little fresh air. The game started turning. I had the TV on in the other room too. So this is the Juju TV. 29:12 We're sticking with this TV. Everybody gotta come over here. Everybody gotta come over here. Yeah, that's how shit works. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. This is where the jujus at. Okay, what you 29:20 talking about? This is where right now smart man. Yeah, and it worked So 29:28 I planned on going out And then somebody No, poured a little Rain same rain. I got ice 29:36 it poured that on my parade. No, it was my girl's son's graduation. Girls, 29:45 girls, sons, okay. Your girl's girlfriend's son's graduation. Yeah, so I had to go to that Wait, what it had to be her bestie. That must be her best bitch Yeah, 29:55 you got to put your foot down King no, she she do a lot She the the friend does a lot like for my daughter baby she got mom so I 30:03 had no choice but but my your girl couldn't you go hold this down baby as long as 1 parent is there what 30:11 time was the graduation they celebrated at 730 730 So 30:24 we in the spot they got TVs On the games on so we leave and like Right around halftime, but then I still 30:32 got to go get my daughter. Yeah. So niggas is blowing my phone up. Yo, we over here at the Mother Moth, yo, we over here at the show, great. So I'm like, all right, all right, all right. I'm hauling ass. 30:40 I got home. It was the third quarter started. By the time I would have got somewhere, It would have been a wrap. So I'm sitting at home, but I'm on the phone talking 30:48 to people. Well, of course, that's your default home. But everybody's TV is ahead of mine. So look, my TV is like 30:56 3 minutes back. 3 minutes? Yeah, 3 minutes. A whole 3 minutes. Why? I don't know. Where you live? So I don't know. You streaming? Pay for the cable 31:05 you live in the world on the cable Well, yeah But 31:13 yo, so this is going on I had to hang up on my people's cuz they was like yo what the fuck and I'm like what's going on They like yo, you don't see I hung up on them So 31:21 I'm watching you they didn't they don't do your neighborhood. Oh, I Filed so yeah, we don't fuck where you use any trenches 31:29 files don't even come. Yeah You got files they come out there I'm asking I don't know Joe and I used to 31:37 live around here, files wouldn't come here. This ain't the trenches. It's all right though, Doug. Stop, bro. Stop. Let me finish my story. So long story short, this shit is 31:45 happening. Plus, I'm looking at prize picks at the same time. Shout out to prize picks. You get what I'm saying? So I'm like yo what the fuck? So when I seen prize picks 31:53 had the time, because you know they have the time up there in the right hand corner and I seen the shit said like 38 seconds but My TV was still on like 2 minutes since 32:02 I've changed. I just hung the phone up and I'm watching the game and I'm like, nah, nah, nah, nah. I seen this, hit 32:10 the ball on y'all. I was like, and I was about to get on a thread. But I was like, you know what, 32:18 let me chill. Because I've been dissing the coach the whole time. Since Oklahoma City, I've been shitting on the coach and everybody arguing with me. Like, no, you just hitting you wrong. I'm like, no, I'm not. 32:26 But. Yeah, no, I had similar experiences. I was at Orange, this spot in the City Cafe, we were all out there watching the game. I got there an hour late, because 32:34 I was waiting for my wife to get dressed. Sounds about right. The game starts at 8.30. Ain't that many 32:42 of these. And at fairness, I didn't give her a lot of notice. I only told her 2 days before. That there was a game. 32:51 She said, I'll be ready in 5 minutes. And so the first quarter went, and I'm looking to score on ESPN, and I was like, they up like 14 or 12, whatever it was. But 33:00 That's a very surmountable thing. For sure. Then we got close to halftime and it was like a lot of points. Yeah. I almost, to your juju point, 33:08 I almost didn't want to ruin it by going nowhere. Word. But then I went to the spot. Everybody had on, it was weird. Everybody had on Nick stuff. In like Nick's 33:16 hats, they were cheering. They were having a good time. So you know. It's Dustin, bro. Yeah, so I'm cheering for this. I'm the only person in the spot cheering for the Spurs and like a doof 33:24 and they up 29 contrarian doctor doof that's fine I'm fine with that and so they was up 29 I was talking 33:33 crazy I was talking crazy I was about to send stuff out to the group chat, but I was like, nah, because don't do it too early. Yeah, too early. And like you, when I saw the lead, I still didn't 33:41 feel good. Because I know we will get into it, but like the third quarter, the Spurs weren't playing like a team that had a killer instinct. They were almost like, they 33:49 were just shooting anything. They just thought the game was a foregone conclusion. So I was feeling a little uneasy. So I started scaling back my shit, talking a little bit. Me 33:57 too. And then when I got to 15, I got quieter. When I got to 10, I got real quiet. When it got to like 2, I was just trying to find my car, but they wouldn't let me out. And so 34:05 I had to hold the L, they was all clowns. It was a good time though, but it made me sick to watch that game, man. That shit was some of the best shit I've ever seen in my life. 34:13 If I were a New Yorker, this is the greatest moment in my life. This is like the greatest sports moment. Yeah. Maybe in, I don't even know. Is there a better New York sports moment than this? Yes. In our 34:21 lifetime. Since we've been alive? What would you say? Yes. What? The Mets. The Tyree catch. No, hell 34:30 no. The Tyree catch when the Giants beat down, you know why because no no no because I go got done This is a week of outside of 34:38 the violence. I mean this has been the biggest Moment in New York sports the Energy in the city all of that 34:46 is insane. I also just think that the duration of the Knicks having not been successful The Giants were successful in our life time 1 game. Yeah, that's true. 34:54 The Giants were successful in our lifetimes It was that that was a big moment to with the Knicks have not once in 73 or whatever Oh shit since 1 of them 1 of them fuck 35:03 Yankee Yankee home runs in the world series the Lenny Dykstra shit when it went well 5 right I was Us 35:11 and I was cool. Yeah, so that shit was huge that met series was huge But since I've been around like now this the energy in 35:19 New York City is a different energy. I've never seen before It's amazing to watch so I'm going to watch the game at 35:27 home. Mm-hmm Because locked in I yeah. Yeah It's locking time. It's lock in time. 35:36 I want to hear the commentators, all of them before the game. Oh, it's very important how the Knicks start. The Knicks have gotten off to a slow start. The Knicks have gotten 35:44 off to just a bad, been a deficit. It's very important how they start the game. And they just lost game 3. So 35:53 part of the good vibes in New York is when we was up 2, 0, but then 2, 1, you could kind of feel the angst. It was, it was. You could feel the angst 36:02 over the city. So cool, they start the game. 15 seconds in, Karl Anthony Towns gets a foul on D'Aaron 36:10 Fox. I'm like, okay. Okay, okay, a minute later. Not even, It wasn't even a minute. 36:19 A couple seconds later, very next time down the floor, Wimby Longass is wrapping him up. 36:27 That's what he did. Listen, I don't want to hear Laker fans. No, I'm just saying let's just be objective. They won. I'm telling you, listen, I let you rock. Please 36:36 just let a Nick fan rock. Wimby Longass was wrapping up Kat. They call that on the floor they challenge it somehow Second 36:44 foul on cat all right. We're in a bad spot now. Yeah. A few plays later, Alvarez, 36:55 Alvarado, whatever his name is, throw the ball in the air on a floater. Cornet 37:05 jumped, hit it out the air. And they didn't call Goldtendon. And then there was the Wemby play right after where he reached above 37:13 the fucking rim. Oh, when he reached above the cylinder to put it back and they didn't call nothing. So at this point I'm fuming. We 37:21 getting the dog sh** out of us and I'm screaming at the TV in a way that I haven't all year round. But it does, it feels 37:29 good Because I came in here and I said listen we've been cruising through this playoffs if you're gonna win it We need it. We need a game with some we need 37:37 a you know We need to type back and forth the ESPN classic type of game. We need a buzzer beater We need something but we getting the dogs beat out us. 37:45 I'm screaming I'm saying I've never screamed at the fuck TV, but yeah, it was an absolute mess, 37:54 but if you're a Nick fan, you know how to cut the TV off. You're a sports fan. Nah, sports 38:02 fan, I can see you cutting it off. The Knicks have been running back from As 38:10 a Nick fan first of all the Spurs magnet ball was on the money that first half 14-3s everything they 38:18 threw up was going in. This was an absolute sh-t, more Knicks turnovers. But as a Knicks fan, you can't 38:26 cut the game off. Because we was down 22 against Cleveland. Last year we did this sh-t 3 times. I think our record 38:35 is 5 and 3. When games were you down by 20 in the fourth though not in the game in the fourth. So 38:43 anyway, the third quarter start. I'm like, You know what? Let's see how this goes. If they get this down to 13 15 Mm-hmm in my in my room I was saying 13 38:51 get this thing down to 13 and they kept going back and forth kept going back and forth But get 8 no run, then they scored 3 They're chiseling Like 39:00 I'll hold up now And I'm seeing Mike Brown fight for his life. He threw Porti in there in the first half. He threw SoCon 39:08 in there. We saw Jordan Clarkson. This guy is at the announcers are saying it. They like, yo, he is searching over there with all this foul 39:16 trouble, we're in a bad spot. And I'm like, I can't believe the Knicks came out like this. In the gym, I'm telling Corey, this is a must win. 39:25 Everybody know this is a must win. I can't believe they came out flat like that, but in the third they start chipping away, they get it down to 15 going into fourth. I'm 39:33 like, uh-oh, I'm telling my star, tell my girl, hey, this is manageable. They can catch this. Easily. Yeah. And the game start going. 39:43 Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. Uh-oh. Yeah, Mark. Yeah. Because the Knicks have a tendency with everything 39:51 they throw up start going in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, transition, they shoot 2 threes in transition. The game goes from 15 to 9 like that. Yeah. 39:59 Like, it's not hard for them to do. And then if you let Brunson start heating up and moving around and because he was a little he was moving around a little teammate like 40:07 he was searching for his teammates and trying to get other people involved like even reading newspaper clippings like too much on ball brunson so he was just trying to get people involved 40:16 but once he snapped out of that and started going and an OG wasn't missing, it was like, yo, we gonna catch these 40:24 young ass n****s at the door. I watched it and I started feeling like, yo dog, they gonna lose. And in that moment was the basketball gods, 40:32 because all of this changed when we got the Victor Wimbenyana flagrant that we should have gotten the last game that was the entire 40:41 turning point of the game when they gave us our flagrant that they didn't give us before oh word we lit now Mitch I love Mitch 40:50 elbow and they got bomb elbow that nigga. The Colorado to picking him up scooping him. Yeah. Yes. That was the response. I would all I was just like, damn, 40:58 I wish they would have did that at the beginning of the game and not when they're down 1000000. I hate the way that they, everybody, granted I know Wemby is 7 41:06 foot 1000000 and athletic and can jump all over the place, but everyone plays so f*****g scared of him, it's frustrating. Like go at him, yo. 41:14 Guess what the people that go at him get success. Right. Yeah, when we move around- Bro, he's not that good of a defender like everybody keeps saying. He's a great defender, 41:22 but you gotta at least tire him out. You gotta tire him out. Yeah. When you avoid him, you start looking like the Thunder looked against him yes exactly what they did and the Knicks have success 41:31 going at him so yeah was it was a it was night and day with how they were playing him. But Wimby, 41:39 it's so much, he already get a favorable whistle, but the goaltends, it's goaltends that they miss on him. It's over the 41:47 backs that they miss on him. And it's a lot of travels that they miss on him. But I don't want to sound like a hater. It's a lot of them. I've been watching film for 41:55 weeks now. It's a lot of travel. I think stars get stars. That's NBA now. Yeah, stars get star treatment. Cause if that's the case, and again, I'm not, I think the Knicks are 42:03 an amazing team. I think they're a well-constructed team. We talked about when y'all got OG, I like that OG pickup. I like Bridges. I 42:11 just like the gritty nature of the team. But Mike Brown deserves a ton of credit, bro. He's putting 42:19 on a coaching clinic. I think these teams are really evenly matched. And I think the coaching 42:27 is the tipping point. To that point, let me ask you a question. If, I'll say Popovich. The Knicks 42:36 might have got swept. If Popovich is coaching this Spurs team, I wouldn't say that, but if he's coaching his team, what do you think the series is right now? You're still 42:44 dealing with young players. So I think that- Which means you gotta over coach. It would be a little bit, it would be closer, but I don't think it would be swept. I think it'd be 2222I 42:53 think it's 3, 1 spurs coach. Coaching could get you a win. Coaching. You get your win. See, but this is what I keep saying after 43:01 every game. And this is how I know homeboy is not only getting out coached, but he probably ain't doing the most coaching over there. After every game, he keep 43:10 telling the team y'all are better than them. Y'all have decided each of these games. All you have to do is 43:18 play normal and you should win. And then the very young team goes in the pressers and 43:28 says that, which says to me, Well, like after this last loss, 29-point loss, biggest in 43:36 playoff history, and Stephen Castle again comes out with coaches telling us, we have decided each of these 43:44 games. Well, duh, you've decided each of the games. No, the coach decided a bunch of these games too. Like, I'm not gonna take nothing off the players. Bro, I've 43:52 been watching basketball a long time and I was watching them shoot threes, shoot threes, shoot threes. And three-pointers when 44:00 you miss, yield to long rebounds, which lead to transition easy buckets for the Knicks, which is the last thing you wanna do, is speed up the game 44:08 when you up 30. But that's where I was going. If you're telling them all you gotta do is be yourself and you'll be fine, then that means you're not coaching 44:17 against all of these mistakes that are being made. Yeah, you're not making any judgment. They are mistakes, they are young, immature, cocky, 44:26 arrogant type of mistakes. When Wimby was doing all that, I'm in your head, I'm in your head, I'm like, that's cute when you up. Yeah. But you can't be that guy. 44:34 And then miss 2 free throws at the end. That's true. Which by the way, yo, and he's shoot, he's 85% from the line. My girl was like, damn, he never missed 44:43 that's tiredness, which goes back to coaching. Cause when you up 30, take him out the game and let him chill you need fresh legs well he needs better 44:51 conditioning yeah he does he needs better condition about him before I said that before the series started and he needs he needs a weight room he game he's a lot 44:59 of weight it looks different on 7-4 but he's a lot no no it's gonna take time it's gonna take time It reminds me of young Yannis when Yannis came in. Or even 45:07 young KD. KD was bad as KD. That's a good example. My thing is this, like... Well, no, because if he stays KD, then he's gonna have a hard time 45:15 in his career. He needs to bulk up. Hey KG, really. Both of them. Yo, there's just so many... And 45:23 I don't want to take none from the Knicks, because I don't give a fuck if my team won by .003 points. We won. Get the fuck out of my face. You can't take none 45:31 from us. It's 3 to 1. But when you're watching these games and you just seeing the level of. Not a thing. Yeah, it's 3 to 1. Yeah. When you just watching the mistakes 45:40 like, yo, De'Aaron Fox, you played point guard your whole life, you get the steal, y'all up 1. Run around, bro. What he said in the press conference was, 45:48 and I agree with you, he should have done that. What he said is he couldn't see OG coming from, it was in his blind side. So I- I don't care. That's the point. I mean, if you 45:56 have a wide open lane, it's not crazy. But the problem is if there's somebody else there to run the clock out. Blind open lane. No, no, he should have run it out. I'm agreeing with you. I'm just saying. It's crazy to make a lie. Well don't say y'all because I'm 46:04 not on them. The truth of the matter is none of them have ever been there with the exception of OG who won 1. McHale been there and they lost 4 straight and after 46:12 they went up 2 zips. See that's an excuse because for me you played point guard your entire life. You've been playing this game since you were 7 or 8 So situational basketball from a point guards 46:21 perspective is a mental situational basketball changes in situations true The lights are bright. Yeah, so look as a point guard and that 46:29 is an all a Second team all NBA deep defender of the year. That's right there. Yeah, he said he couldn't see it. That's what I'm saying. 46:37 None of that. It's a bad decision, but he couldn't see it. But that wasn't his only bad decision because right after that he fouls Alvarado when he's about to go back court. 46:45 He fouls him. OG is his man on the tipping plate. So there's nobody boxing out. All them young boys are under there jumping as 46:53 high as they can. But you got this long athletic with a running start. Nobody out and nobody there. Yeah, his chances are pretty good. And why 47:01 are you going to double Jalen Brunson with this 7 foot 5 dude over there? Who you like your chances in the basket right he can run around so I wasn't even mad at that He made a lot 47:09 of mistakes But but but but you know Joe nothing good for the Spurs Because after every game you arrogant fucks just 47:17 why you think niggas is throwing eggs at y'all at the hotel? That's why. That was a good shot. Don't champion. I don't champion that, but you in, listen, you in New York, 47:26 you in New York, somebody's gonna do something stupid. Throwing an egg at Wimby though is crazy. It ain't the craziest. It ain't the craziest. It's crazy when you're up 3 1. 47:34 It's crazy when you're up 3 1, y'all won. That was a good shot. And y'all won't say that if they go down San Antonio So Mike get hurt y'all ain't gonna don't don't good 47:45 for y'all you said good for y'all Walking in his hotel room, but but but it was our egg. Yeah, like relax 47:54 now. He didn't shoot at him I'm done. I'm done with y'all Crazy, but I'm sorry. No crazy, bro If 48:02 you fancy hit him with an egg because he's in New York, that's what the game is. What are you supposed to do? What are y'all debating against? We already said he shouldn't be hit with eggs. What are y'all arguing? Oh, you 48:10 said good for you. So what? That's what I'm disagreeing with. But we don't think he should be hit with eggs. So what is good for you? OK, you got hit with an egg, nigga. Yeah. 48:19 But back to the other point, what I was saying was I think all this D'Aaron Fox talk, I think Wimby's actually getting let off the hook for missing those 2 48:27 free throws. It seems like more people focused on him. Oh, he's getting let off the hook for a lot. I'm just saying Wimby to me is the leader of this team. And like you said, if he's doing this a lot, needs 48:35 to be held a little bit more accountable. I get the D. Aaron Fox thing. But to me, if you're talking about superstar superstar, missing 2 free throws in 48:44 the clutch, And game 2 throwing the ball to a teammate's back. Yeah. Those are 2, I mean, you could honestly make a case. Those are 2 games. 48:52 That the Spurs could have won 2 games just based on Wimby's mistakes in the last 10 seconds of a game. You can make any case you want to make as long as we up 3 points. As long as you want to. Yeah. 49:00 But I'm talking about the 1 that you want to criticize. I'm talking about the 1 that you want to criticize. When he started jacking 3 pointers, It was 1 point where he shot a 3, got the rebound, didn't reset the clock to get a better play, shot another 3. 49:08 All these are mental mistakes being made. And this is where your coach settles these 20 year old boys from making these mental 49:16 errors. Well, then that's why experience is important. I'm not disagreeing with you. Again, the Knicks are winning. The Knicks are a hell of a team. I want to take nothing from them. 49:25 But the 3 1 shit could easily be 3 1 the other way. Sure. What do you want from 49:33 me buddy? When the game ended I could hear the screams from New York bro. Right? I was loud outside. I can hear 49:41 everybody screaming and I was silent, quiet as a church mouse. Like I was like in a state of shock for 49:50 probably 10 minutes. I could tell, cause I texted you after the game, you didn't even talk shit. Yo the stadium, the stadium was in a shock. Like I said, Knicks 49:58 fans have seen this movie before, but on this stage, with this 50:07 at stake, to turn it up like that don't do that when when when bridges is off shaman is off Deuces 50:16 of the people you rely on at home are off going back now now what you're gonna do Hey the refs they not calling it now what you're gonna 50:24 do like dog You could say what you want about the Knicks them Nick persevere their mental toughness is on a different level agree 50:32 They just, they play. They play hard, yo. And that was Broadway theater, if 50:41 you could, dog. You got Seinfeld in there, he can't believe it. Who's who? Larry David. Larry David, when Josh Hart 50:49 missed the layup, we got Mariska in there, Taylor Swift. We gotta make noise for Jordan Woods, who brought the, that's how 50:57 much of a fan I am game 3 when we lost my girl cuz I don't keep up with this shit. She said, Bay, they say it's because Jordan 51:05 didn't bring her lucky clutch. Like, yo, what the fuck are you talking about right now? Jordan has a lucky clutch that she's been 51:13 bringing to every game And they've been winning and she didn't bring it in the game 3. Look, baby, do me a favor. Go in the room. Shut the fuck up. Go in the room. 51:21 Yo, shut the fuck up. And game 4. She had the clutch. They showed a picture of it. And I'm such a bitch. Babe. Hey, 51:29 Jordan. Babe. Is that the clutch? Babe. She got the clutch. She's wearing it. I believe 51:38 in that type of shit. All that shit. You came, you can't bring the bags. All right, now the lucky bag is back. They in my DM saying, tell Joe stay the fuck out of 51:46 Madison Square Garden. Okay, they should be telling Trump to stand in it when Joe. No, because it's been a long running joke. Oh, no, I know. 51:54 Joe goes to they lose. They like, yo, tell him, stay the fuck out the garden. Yo, no ESPN showed us that earlier. John Stewart is every time 52:02 he go there's a loss. Oh, Really? Really? Yeah, John. They've won with me in the building. Yeah. In the playoff. I know the fans just think I'm a jinx or whatever, 52:10 but- Trump's 0 and 1 though, right? So if they invite him back, what do you do? He not coming back. No, they're talking about game 6. Really? Him coming 52:19 back? Yeah, everybody wants to be in the building when they win the championship. They're gonna talk about game 6. That's what I'm bringing it up. Donald Trump is a New Yorker, and he a narcissist. And he's 52:27 talking about the person that wouldn't come because he's the jujube. He coming. He don't give a fuck. For the Knicks to win in spite of having an owner that made this all about 52:35 him, having a mayor that made it all about him, and having a president that made this all about them. Like there's so many people that I just don't think are Nick fans at all, 52:43 that are just having a say in what the team looks and feels like. Like when that blowout was happening, I 52:51 was like, please get us back to San Antonio. Well, I'm sorry, San New York, San New York City. Because The 53:01 Knicks are in a, the Knicks are in a, but deeper than that, the Knicks throughout the whole playoffs, the fans have traveled. We 53:09 can't get in New York, we can't afford to get in New York, it's cheaper to go out there, the Knicks fans are traveling, I don't see the advantage in in the home court 53:17 I wouldn't have been all the way scared if they lost and we go back to Santa Santa New York City to 2 Are you going? No, I'm not going I just 53:26 read some shit I got a 50% of the tickets or 45% of the tickets are bought by New Jersey and New York residents for the San 53:34 Antonio game. It's less distractions, it's New York fans, it's not your family and friends that you've got to get tickets for even though this might 53:42 be different because now it's closeout time. So now you may be flying some people out there to celebrate with you when 53:50 you close. But still not the same. And how poetic would that be closing the finals and winning the championship in the same building that 53:58 Becky Hammond's jersey is in the rafters after the small guard shit that she said that's been carrying on. Oh, that'd be pretty poetic. How poetic 54:06 would that be? The 99 finals, Spurs 1 game, 1 game, 2, we won game 3, 54:15 Spurs won game 4 and 5. How poetic would that be to mirror that exact same? It's so much that's poetic right now. 54:23 I gotta tell you, Joe, if there's no more perfectly New York way to win a championship, after everything New York's been through and what New York means, to watch this 54:31 team win the way it's won, win all those games, get their ass kicked, you know, for half a quarter, come back, historic comeback. Last second tipper. The 54:39 players, the characters, the personalities, all the court side, all these side storylines. I mean, if you're... This is how New York should... This is like a movie. Yeah, it is. It's like a 54:47 movie. I think it's a great way to win. I don't want them to win, but if they do, it's a great way to see it happen. I agree with all of you. Yeah, no, we got to see what the parade looks like in New York 54:56 City because all of these watch parties and the celebrations, I cried at Every 1 of them. Every 1 of them I see, I'm crying. That shit was like a real move. At 55:04 the togetherness of the town right now. Mullen, Joe said we can go to the parade, so if it's on a work day, we good. She probably just coming from setting 55:12 up the parade. She ain't been here but for 10 minutes. I was wondering, I was waiting for it. I was wondering why you only asked me where I watched 55:20 the game at Would you watch the game? No, I'm happy 55:28 for New York those the big deal like I know I know enough about sports to know that they never want anything. Yeah, ain't been shit for decades Yeah, I'm glad Avery Wilson got to sing the sing 55:36 the national anthem again. He did better this time, too I think oh no he absolutely went a lot crazier Yeah, yeah, he went a lot 55:44 crazier this time so so I'm glad he was there during halftime when we was getting blown out Who tank playing 55:53 all that shit like yo how to fuck be performing like this and cream is on yeah Like how do you perform like this here and needs 56:01 joints and sure enough man. We're telling you to save the day man. Our woo games. Jordan got the flu game. New York got the woo 56:09 game. See it even makes sense. It just makes sense. Yo we killing yo. I'm sorry if you tired if you tired of me now you better not listen 56:17 next week. I gotta I gotta us closing this out in the next few days I do we can stick a fork and all that San Antonio that 56:25 boy Harper is He's the only person attacking the basket. He's so nice. Take 56:33 them out the thing God Thank God Errors that have been our hands are so full And 56:42 once damn they're every plan God take them out the fuck. Come on dog. Thank the Lord at some point. You gotta take accountability He's getting his ass kicked 56:50 on the coaching end. He's doing mad, stupid shit, bro. Next year they will work through those things. I bet. You know what I mean? No. The team is 56:59 young, sometimes, sometimes like Will Ponset, you need to feel the heartache and pain. You do? Sometimes you need some pain. That's your motivation? 57:07 Yeah, it helps you. It's good. Get these little young fuckers. The fuck you thought these young niggas was about to do that was y'all it was scared of them. We're not okay see Joe Don't 57:15 do that. We not the fuck under nigga. It's a beautiful day over here Ain't no lightning in sight who the fuck did y'all think we were 57:23 I kept trying to tell y'all that Oh the winners coming out of the west of the finals suck a dick Y'all talking about stop 57:32 playing with us man young punks Though we're about to get beat by some niggas that's wet behind their ears. Just 57:40 experienced fucking puberty. The fuck are you talking about? These niggas is 19. They just started playing a long season. Some of these n****s 57:48 got proper shape ups. Don't know how to wash their balls and ass. The f*** you thought they was gonna do against a n**** named O.G. Make 57:58 it make sense. Fox. That ass. Carl Towns. 10 plus years. Brunson. 58:07 The 1 heavyweight Ben. What did you think was gonna happen? He stood the fuck the hell been what did you do? I 58:15 just don't know what you thought was gonna happen. I said on a few pods ago, no old niggas understand better than young niggas and that'll just forever be the case. Youth, 58:24 there comes a point where it comes back to bite you. Like that's damn smooth, all that, hey, we don't know what we 58:32 don't know and that's working to our advantage because we've never experienced it sure until you 58:41 run into something in life where you either need experience or you need to go and talk to somebody who has some, because this is beyond you now. It's greater 58:50 than you now. And that's what it looks like when the Knicks played them, and I'll wrap this up, because I don't want to nick these people to death out there. The Knicks are playing with a pain that 58:58 precedes the spurs, when they, the current spurs. Because I don't think this 59:06 is the same classy organization that it was these is these not at all nothing of this you would have never heard Malik Rose 59:15 sound like this and the father's shouting Rose no I'm not to any of them Mario Mario Ellie Sean Elliot Avery Johnson yeah 59:23 Robbo a pick a spur There would never be a time in the- It ain't, it ain't- Okay, so it's pop. It's 59:32 the Spurs, the Spurs as an organization. I keep telling you, they wouldn't have played the fucking cartoon music. These are young- that's interesting. These are the young spurs. 59:41 Okay, they poppin it. You made a good point I still think it's a classy organization, but I think you're right I think they're not keeping it when the place I'm using in a new era of whatever that looks like for 59:49 them and it looks Very different from the the Papa bitch. You know, they still have yet to give the opponent respect They so young they ain't even read 48 laws of powers. 59:57 No, why the Knicks keep winning. They respect y'all Yeah, they do and they say it they have a very healthy respect for who y'all are how 1:00:05 y'all got here And if they dismiss you it certainly ain't gonna be in front of these Microphones, that's right. Just a real smug attitude 1:00:14 from you niggas And y'all will go on to dominate at some time because y'all are good y'all on them rookie contracts 2 years ago y'all. Oh, yeah Yeah, 1:00:22 they got their hands full out with these young boys I think they think that and I once they get rid of fox with all that money They owe him and build around the rest of the team. They're 1:00:30 gonna be fine but as of right now the Knicks are playing with a pain that comes way before you you guys were born before your parents Jaylen's 1:00:41 dad was there in 99 Look on the sidelines. It's not just the celebrity old-timer nicks this day and they're good. It's 1:00:49 regular nicks all the nicks. Yeah And there is a pain there's a look on each 1 of their faces 1:00:57 cuz they understand this is 53 years of some you young boys is just hyping on a roll That's cute 1:01:06 and to it ain't go nicks man. Go there Nixon 5 Nixon 5 I ain't gonna beat y'all down man, and now it's time for my favorite part 1:01:14 of the show Bryce Nah being up 3 1 on the bum ass niggas What 1:01:22 the fuck you talk about These niggas y'all told me was tough. Aliens and shit, huh? Foxes, lions, tigers, and bears. Fuck 1:01:31 these niggas. And I hope they have a good summer enjoy your cankoon enjoy the monks get back to that Wow, 1:01:41 yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I got nothing. Yeah, it goes first. I like me. Joey else the only spur 1:01:49 I like is flying If it ain't that he's big Yeah, you hear me Makes 1:02:06 a fine I get We got it. I thought he was there was a plane to be honest. It was like a private jet is up What is the fine spread? All right price 1:02:14 if you listen if you've been rolling with the Knicks you've been making a couple of dollars or not about to say how if you've been rolling with the Knicks, you've been making a couple of dollars or not about to say how If 1:02:23 you've been rolling with the Knicks because you made money this whole playoff, that's not true Because the usual suspects for the Knicks are not coming 1:02:31 through like that. Okay, you talking about prize picks. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about just if you have been rolling with the Knicks, whatever 1:02:40 the spreads have been, if you just say, I like the Knicks, you up. No, you wanna? You up, you up quite a bit. A flying spurs a Bentley? Yes. Mark 1:02:48 shut the fuck up. And now a time for prize picks. Hooray! Thank you. All right, the 1:02:57 NBA finals are here, but the action does not stop when the confetti falls and the NBA crowns a champion because it's a star-studded 1:03:05 scorching summer of sports. 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The first 2 wins, Carl Anthony Towns was the MVP and he's doing an excellent defensive job. I mean, I think it could go a lot of directions. I think they'll give it to Jalen 1:05:12 for carrying them the entire time. The season? I would agree. Because Jalen hasn't, this finals has been difficult for him. They've 1:05:21 been on his ass, bro. His shooting percentages and all that shit. They've been playing great. But the last- Even that. That's why I won't say they're good. How you let him go to the middle? They've been veering him to 1:05:29 the side. The whole, they just gonna let him start going to the middle. Well, game 1 they don't win until the Brunson Burners affected in the fourth quarter. Last 1:05:37 game he was the only 1 keeping them afloat in the second quarter. I think he had 17 in the second quarter and then he turned up with OG in the fourth. So I mean these last 2 games 1:05:46 where he's had 30 points in both. I could just, the numbers are there enough for nobody to have a problem if Jalen gets it. If OG gets it, I'm not mad. 1:05:54 Best 200 million ever spent. Best, it was a lot of fuss about his $200 million contract. Best 200 million ever spent. I'll tell you that. He got absolutely 1:06:03 robbed for first team all defense. He got absolutely robbed for first team all defense. All right, y'all, enough about basketball. There's a lot of really important things going on in 1:06:11 the world that we gotta get to. Yeah, fuck that. And I can't. What quarter of the podcast are we in? Exactly. I'm fucking the Knicks. I'm happy, but goddamn. Yeah, 1:06:19 all right, So let's get to more serious topics, y'all. Rick Ross flew commercial. Oh, man. This week. Poor guy. Stop 1:06:27 the presses. Yo, for real. That is hilarious. Did y'all see, y'all been following this hullabaloo? I have, unfortunately. Rick 1:06:36 Ross was getting clapped. First of all, the video's going on the internet. You seen the video where he got his towel over his head? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they try to make it seem like he's hiding. It 1:06:44 seemed like he was hiding. Oh, he was definitely hiding. From the frontier flight. It didn't seem to me like he was hiding because he was taking a commercial flight. You 1:06:52 know what niggas talking about? It looked like he was hiding because he's at the gate of a commercial flight. Yeah, and you don't be wanting nobody to come talk to you. An hour ahead of time. You don't want them niggas be weird at 1:07:00 the gate if y'all really have a conversation about it. That's what I'm saying. They be weird everywhere. Then they look at you weird when you sit 2 seats away from them like, nigga I'll fuck you up. 1:07:08 And I'm putting my book bag next to you. And I'm digging in there to get the chips and the headphones and my phone charger and whatever I need. What you gotta do about it. And I'm reading the paper and fucking making noises with 1:07:17 the fuck and putting it everybody them niggas be weird over there. No So listen if I'm being courteous if I'm at gate 39 If 1:07:26 gate 37 38 is a little empty house and over there to be away from y'all But if I don't feel like it, will you fly commercial? Yes, 1:07:34 Mark. I fly commercial. Ain't nothing again. I got you. When it's emergency. No, it just depends on what that quarter looking like. You 1:07:43 know, walks your way. I don't make enough to fly private every single time I fly. That's expensive, bro. But I also don't fly. All those are expensive. It's 1:07:51 really expensive. And I also don't fly a bunch. So if I take, I'm going to take a vacation a year, I'm going to fly private. So I know this week you got 1:07:59 a big meeting. In all my business deals, I bake it in. I was about to ask you, you flying private this week? I bake it in. Well, no, no, no, no, no, slow down, 1:08:07 see? Because that's the other thing with flying private. Once you start checking out the planes and shit, I know the planes I like and the planes I don't. Like they try to get you, they're trying to get you 1:08:15 there really fast. Nigga, I ain't trying to get there fast I'm trying to be comfy and cozy and chill so the planes you can stand up 1:08:23 in on that g4 g5 and the planes I like cost a little bit okay so on my LA shirt for instance. That's what I'm talking about. I'm 1:08:32 flying commercial down I'm flying private back. You can't really impress her with the, you know what I mean? Yes, 1:08:41 I know what you mean. Yeah, y'all, I can't even see a time, like, it's just a waste of depth. For me, I just 1:08:49 don't, like, besides needing to do it because you're this uber star You know what I mean? Like Beyonce can't get on commercial right? No matter. It's gonna be ridiculous, right? I 1:08:57 just can't see I just seem like a waste to me I mean, let's if my fame is at that point where it is safer for me, like I don't have no other option, okay, 1:09:05 cool, I don't plan on getting that fame. But when your tax bracket is so crazy that it's just a write-off for you, fly private. 1:09:14 Nah. This also the environmental impact. Well, Uncle Sam has taken $10 million, 20, 30 million dollars from you, and instead of him taking 10 million he's gonna take 1:09:22 9 million, 800,000 and 70. Also I don't want to be that guy. I ain't gonna be that guy. It don't cost a lot to buy a jet. 1:09:31 Okay. No it costs a lot to fuel them. I don't think I belong. The fuel be the money. No, it costs a lot to maintain it. And to maintain. Period. Yeah. So for the 1:09:39 service, the engine checks, and the gas. For the staffing. To park it. Buying a 1:09:47 jet is the easy part Maintaining it is what's gonna cost you. That's the most what's gonna cost most anyway. Yes, I'm flying Yeah, that's already 1:09:55 getting to I ain't there is tax time. Yeah, I'm not I'm not doing that shit But I'll tell you 1 thing as somebody that has flown private a little tiny 1:10:03 bit, it's tough going back to that regular airport. Oh, I get it. It is tough going back to that regular airport. I flew that little plane, y'all let me fly 1:10:11 in, good time. They took you on their jet? They gave me, it was like value jet. For the Mark and Ian show. How you fuck? Got him a jet to Buffalo. 1:10:20 And I keep trying to get them on the show going docks with the Mona defense wanted Yeah, no, that's the thing about punctuality You 1:10:28 can get a joke I believe in the talent you see the docks be late Good thing about it. 1:10:37 I don't even care about me and LeMona be late and don't even tell you nothing. You just walk in. Guess what we're not going to do. All right, anyway. So back to what we were saying. 1:10:47 I get it because the flight was cool, but just the convenience of going right to the plane, not having to talk to people, nobody bothering you. Walk up the steps. Walk 1:10:55 up the steps and you just jump on the, you know, have to ride back home. It made life easier. And also, your schedule. You ain't got to plan your whole life around being at the airport. I get the best part about flying 1:11:03 private. Yeah, it's a schedule part. Do they come with a flight attendant? Or you just skip the whole ordeal at 1:11:11 the airport. Whenever you ready to leave, you just leave. Yeah, that shit was amazing. Yo, we're going to leave at 9 tonight. We're going to leave at 11 PM tonight. That's the fire. 1:11:20 When we got there, they're like, whenever you guys are ready, just let us know. It was like, right? And then the next day I was at New York Airport mad as shit Everything just seemed and I 1:11:28 got like clear and all that it just felt like I was the world's longest line It wasn't that bad, but just felt worse compared to poor. Yes Yeah, well, I was 1:11:36 Peter Pan bust away I was traveling I went to Houston, right and it was 1:11:44 something going on. So the airport was packed and the podcast is doing great. So I like Dave is gonna always 1:11:52 be 1 dude in there that spots me as soon as I walk in and follows me around. And he's 1:12:00 always gonna be the most annoying dude and he's always going to like Jacksonville or somewhere a gate that 1:12:08 should be far from mine He on the line would be I thought I avoided him I got on the pre-check line 1:12:17 He there I dip Go to pre-check clear gotcha nigga. He got cleared from me. I said he followed 1:12:25 me over there to clear He go through I go through he go through we on the line. It's like hey Joe buddy Yeah, 1:12:35 what you doing here? 1 of those. 1 of those people. Yo, what you doing here? It's the airport. Yo, what you doing here, yo? Yo, 1:12:43 I just want to buy a sandwich. He came here to buy it. He said, yo, where you going? You live here? Where you headed? I didn't tell him. Like, that's personal s*** 1:12:51 that you're asking me. I was like, how about you? Oh, I'm here for vacation, yada, yada, yada. Thought I'd shut it down. Walk through the thing He right there behind me while you waiting for your 1:12:59 shoe to convey your belt and them niggas that's watching for your belongings back there they really doing a due diligence now so you waiting your bag ain't coming 1:13:07 to 90 bags and it's getting crowded and congested over there now he got mad time to talk to you say yo man I'm not gonna lie Joe I'm 1:13:15 surprised you flying with us oh I hate that Why are you even flying in the airport? You don't fly private That's 1:13:24 that sometimes But in my head, I'm like it's cuz of you It's only cuz of you it's 1:13:33 only cuz of this guy that you fly price the Jacksonville when you fly private you don't see them You don't see them at all. You see Gary Vee 1:13:41 LeBron wife You don't see none of them. Oh No, I think people just count into me to count people 1:13:49 pockets is crazy. It's like why do you deem that Rick Ross supposed to always? Oh, yeah, so but not a funny part with the Rick Ross shit is he shitted 1:13:58 on niggas for flying commercial? So that's why they start tagging them like not you my name He's had a bar about niggas who don't fly private. Yeah, 1:14:06 so you see me and he has that bar Yeah, he can never fight commercial game. We see for real. I just be talking Why 1:14:14 is me saying that that's the coming boy, you know, he was talking she's a rapper That's today's fans, they trying to hold rappers to their lyrics. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. 1:14:23 The podcast of war is ridiculous, we just be saying shit. Rick Ross looks so depressed to be flying with y'all junkies. That 1:14:32 nigga put a wet towel over his head to avoid some of the poverty that's in these airports. Also, he's still a big nigga. 1:14:40 Big nigga. Sometimes wet if it's hot outside. But here's Ross's, 1 of Ross's explanations of why he 1:14:48 was traveling that way. For the ones who want to know where my jet at, I obviously didn't get the memo. It's being updated with Starlink. You 1:14:57 know what Starlink is? Yeah, that's the half 1000000 dollar Wi-Fi. Yeah, that's where my jet at. And I 1:15:05 chose to fly commercial to Columbia to go party with trick daddy and ball greasy at the escape the states. 1:15:15 Vibe. And coming from a boss, I gotta let you know how this go. When Ricky Rosé take flights to 6 Digits, I'm 1:15:23 going to get some mongnian. The mongnian. But don't y'all ever look down on no young hustlers who if they walking, 1:15:32 if they riding a bicycle, if they riding on the train, don't you ever look down on those young hustlers 1:15:41 going to get some money. Don't you ever talk about these. You get the gist. Yeah. I love Rose. He 1:15:49 made a good point. I love Rose too. I love what he said there. He know how to pop it. Yeah. It's like y'all sound stupid clowning the **** not being in a private jet. I hate that. I hate the fact that that's even 1:15:57 like a scandal like right. He was flying commercial like who gives a fuck It's just the people without permission to shit Every time 1:16:05 that happens to me. I run right down on people's This what I'm saying what you ready to do with that and people are always so surprised But 1:16:13 I'm just surprised that you're filming me and they get mad at you Yeah, they try get mad at you somebody people get mad It's who you put your chest on 1:16:21 their chest and then people be like, whoa, you know what I mean? It's drawing Yo, if you see me in the airport, don't say nothing to me dog Yo, 1:16:34 I know I know yo yo, I know you don't like this. I said, bro, that's not me, that's Joe. Alright, clock in the 1:16:42 picture. I'll be like, yeah, come on. But at 6 o'clock in the morning, my nigga, I was at the airport the last time. I'm like, yo, B, it's too early, my nigga. Did you tell him that? Yeah, I was just 1:16:50 like yo Brian. It was at 6 in the morning I take pictures all day, but not at 6 in the morning. Can I tell you something? I've never really say no I 1:16:58 don't know how I remember me and Joe had a conversation It almost felt like at first to me until me you had that little small conversation it almost 1:17:06 felt like it was ungrateful to say no to people because without them, this don't happen. But I'm still a person, and I have 1:17:14 to self-boundaries. If I never say no, I will never literally be able to say no. So- See, I never say yes. I know, that's why me and Joe talk. Joe literally looked 1:17:22 at me in the sky. You barely ever say yes. And was like, you take pictures with people? And I'm like every single person. I've missed flights taking pictures with people. That's crazy. And the last time- 1:17:30 I've missed trains doing it. I was in the airport in tears and this guy walked up to me and I know it's a JVP fan, okay? And he woke up mid tears and he was like, I know 1:17:38 you probably want to take a picture But do you want to take a picture and I took a picture and he still posted it with the tears People just don't care. They don't give a fuck what you going through, what 1:17:46 you doing. I don't never say no. But Joe, walk me through your no. So, cause... Oh, it's fast. It depends on the day. You want to break? I ain't gonna hold you. 1:17:55 It's fast. Excuse me, Mr. Bond, I love you so much. I love your stuff. I've been supporting you since Pump It Up, Love & Hip Hop, every reality television show. I watch every episode of the podcast. I'm not even there by the end 1:18:03 of this. You at Cinnabon by the time she gets here. I'm not even standing there by the end by the time you get this on. Rule number 1 is to never 1:18:11 remain stationary. Always keep moving. I'm never stationary. Famous people shouldn't be stationary. Oh I 1:18:19 didn't know that. How the fuck you supposed to know that's not a famous person? I asked my uncle that never had a job. All jokes aside he's been doing that shit for 20 years what before a podcast all of that I thought it just 1:18:27 cuz Trump a famous person we used to be walking out the club part of it that famous person stationary Is it is gonna end up being a security risk at some point. 1:18:36 That's a good idea. Somebody's plotting on you, somebody's seeing you, somebody made a phone call, somebody's telling their friends, somebody's coming out, now you attracting a crowd. It's just too much. 1:18:44 When you're moving, then you on your schedule. Cause it's almost like a sighting. So you walk into the plane. Joe. Nobody's doing that at the private 1:18:52 plane. But you're on the regular airport. This week when you fly out, look. Joe, it's for my dying cousin. Let me get a flick. No, it's just like that. Just 1:19:00 know I don't buy that shit. Joe, let me get it for you. My dying cousin. You say no. Is he in Joe Budden fans? You say no. Did he buy the album? How bad does he need to pick if he's dying? Do we got the vinyl? 1:19:09 Yeah. But when you say no, if it turns into a full bag session from a man, like, come on, bro, I love you, bro. It's still flat 1:19:17 now. It probably makes it worse. I seen him be like, nah, not today. Money guy ain't really in the mood. But most times, he'll be like, no. The 1:19:25 yes should be the, if I say yes, It's the courtesy. It's because there's a special situation or or if I say 1:19:33 no to somebody I'll probably always say no just off the reaction But if you still sitting there and I catch you and we could sneak and do it I'll do it like I will take a 1:19:41 pick But I'm not taking all picks because and and there's When you famous no such thing as 1 pick no it's not there's no such thing as 1 pick Then you're an asshole you stand 1:19:50 still and you take 1 pick and now there's a locker cuz now when you do that the people that Had no idea who you are Yeah 1:20:00 I bet people tell me I don't know you but everybody else like they'll say it Yeah, and if you stand there long enough 1 nobody knows how to get their camera 1:20:09 phone Nobody knows how to just take a quick picture other day at the Nick game when I'm outside young the old og Oh, whatever they go. Yo, 1:20:17 let me get a picture. They're young, so it could be a tussle. So I tell them, yeah. Let's get to the honesty. But 1:20:25 they standing still. They waiting for me to stop. Oh, I'm not stopping. Right. I'm walking. And if you want a picture, then come take it. He was trying to walk 1:20:33 with me, he can't get to his phone. He bobbling it. His friends is like, yo, what the fuck you doing? I'm like, yo, you done, nigga, get the fuck away from me. So his friend took it, he came, he did it, but it gotta 1:20:41 be like a thing. I get that. So people don't know how to take pictures. What else happens? If you take enough pictures standing still you're gonna get the person that's facetiming somebody 1:20:51 it's not gonna be pictures no more it's gonna be like you speak to my cousin yeah can you do a drop can you promote my mixtape yo I got a t-shirt no I hate you niggas 1:20:59 please get away from me I don't think I hate nobody more than morning. Can I get a drop real quick? I hate them. I hate them. No drops and I don't promote people's products. Like don't I'm not taking a picture 1:21:07 with your book. I'm never doing that. Yeah. Cause I don't know what's in it. You 1:21:16 know what I mean? I tell him that all the time. Yo, can you promote my mixtape? Well, what's on there? Exactly. I can't promote your mixtape if I never heard it. Now I'm just standing 1:21:24 with you, that don't make sense. Yeah, I never had that. I just get the pictures. We sound like some bougie. It's true though. Yo bro, 1:21:32 to Mona's point, I feel like that's a privilege and I feel grateful that somebody Likes what you do enough to even want to take a picture 1:21:40 with you I think that that's a blessing so I don't say no, but if you had talent in other areas you would feel different about it I do have talent other 1:21:49 areas Like if people cared about these fancy houses, you'd be like, no, he kill a house, but the fans don't know. The fans don't know. Yo, house build a nigga. Yo, 1:21:59 back to this flying private in Ross shit. I'm not judging Ross. Actually, wait a second. I took so many private flights straight that 1:22:07 when I went to Houston commercial, I forgot how to do it. I don't know if they, no, they changed their shit. You got your passport on 1:22:16 you or something? Yo dog, the driver let me out at what I think is premium. I get out It got to be the wrong door premiere Yes 1:22:30 Something say pre Whoever pre miss that's where I go up to some shit. None 1:22:38 of them say premier. No, none wherever you drive me off Jamaican I go up to the thing with my bag thinking I'm somebody with a little first-class ticket. You come 1:22:46 out. All right bag tag now we having a face-off what bag tag? Yeah you ignorant too. Yo you were really a dick 1:22:54 yo I ain't gonna lie. No he was a dick I'm premier this is how this goes buddy I'm gonna give 1:23:02 you this bag. You're gonna put you make sure it get where the fuck 1:23:11 supposed to go. But it didn't go like that this time. So he like yo give me the bag tag. I said yo, no, no, I'm business class. You're supposed to do that. 1:23:19 He said, no, you gotta go get your bag tag. I said, where's the people that do this? I wanna just give it to you and do it. He said, no, we don't do that here. This is bag drop off. 1:23:27 I said, okay, so where is first class? He ain't really understand English so yo you go get the bag tag you 1:23:36 got that bag tag didn't you? So now I go and get the bag tag but when I go get the bag 1:23:44 tag I never got a bag tag unless we was going to Australia. If we was going out of the country, then that's when you go look stupid up there. 1:23:52 So I go up there to the thing. They say, yo, give me your passport. No, like why do I have to take my passport out the thing? So they say, do you know your confirmation number? Now 1:24:00 I gotta search for the confirmation number. Now I gotta call somebody over there to help me do this here But I dig it back and I went over there and I gave it to him You 1:24:09 just forgot how to fly I'm not supposed to get the back to He's supposed to get the back to he's supposed to get the back 1:24:18 to it at premiere at anywhere no no no at the premiere joint when you when you you just get out the cab and 1:24:26 they stand it right there on the on the curb that's the 1 you talking about no inside oh those in there want you to tip more than you would know them niggas. Yeah, they want 1:24:34 you to tip a little more You hand number 5 Like you crazy So they have the people 1:24:42 that on the curb literally Yes, they look at you like you crazy for $10 like Yeah, your 1:24:50 shit might be a little broke when you get to where you go literally that's funny or stolen to go in your bag Is some shit? Yeah, anyway, 1:24:58 I'm gonna stall your shit. You know, I press charges Which which I press charges What 1:25:08 marks it Mona I went to South Carolina to see my family. I had a Louis Vuitton Duffel that I checked and 1:25:16 when I got off the plane in LaGuardia and got to the bag check the bag never came Because somebody took the bag they looked on the camera 1:25:24 somebody took the bag Stole it and then I'm looking because I got to find my whatever was in there to my speaker or some whatever was in there I'm searching I'm 1:25:32 watching that you just go uptown you 1:25:48 could well I had the large 1 okay the biggest yeah excuse me sorry I mean so but he's going to jail? He went 1:25:56 to jail. He bailed out. What? He went to jail. He bailed out. I don't know if he beat the case or not, because I wasn't following up on it. What the fuck makes you see that? 1:26:04 It makes you see somebody. God damn it. Really? What makes you see a bag like that, in a place like that, and take 1:26:12 it, when you know everybody can see you taking it? Well, that was his thing. He had taken a few bags. Oh, that was that. He's a bag taker. But that's when I learned that you 1:26:21 people that have your fancy bags the people that they think something is in that bag we taking that back we like our chances with you look you lose the time in the bag yourself is worth enough 1:26:30 yeah because I'm just high if you get some nice jewelry something in that bag I can't work the job. Did you lose you have important things inside? Not really a couple 1:26:39 clothes a speaker some headphones. It was a quick trip down south So I mean I ain't packed money, but then be putting jewelry in a shit van Cleese in a shit 1:26:47 like those dudes Yes, terrible, I wish I'd seen You the 40 I'd beat 1:26:56 the brakes off that boy I like that I'd be the brakes on that I don't like nobody taking I See you grabbing my bag and then making your way to a taxi. But what the fuck you talking about? 1:27:04 Taxi. How far apart you think y'all were? Like did he just leave when he's on the camera? Did you just miss him? Cause most 1:27:12 likely he has somebody working with him that works there. I thought it was in the way. You know what the problem is, and I'll say this in closing, the problem is 1:27:21 When you have a long walk from your Landing gate. Yes to baggage claim And they 1:27:29 just Sometimes they'll throw the bags out quickly. There's no way for you to ever get there, so the thief has some time. I don't think they, it should be like 1:27:37 a period to allow you to get the baggage claim before they put the bags out, and that doesn't always happen. That's why I don't check shit if I don't have to. I hate checking shit. I 1:27:46 hate checking shit. Yeah, but you letting them throw away some cologne that you thought was the right size You get paranoid 1:27:56 I check the bag just cuz I don't know the sizes that they allowing to it and they don't allow to and I don't throw away good Some 1:28:04 people that's and then every cut like, you know international some of these countries be dicks Like 1 time I think I was coming from st. Thomas and 1:28:13 so it's 3 ounces 3.4 ounces So most of the clones fit and coming through there bro. They only allowed 3.4 1:28:21 ounces cumulatively My girl left like mad like $70 1:28:30 she was mad as hell It was 1 plastic thing and said all your shit out of fitness 1 thing or you got to Leave the rest of that we probably left like 2 300 1:28:38 dollars worth of shit Maybe more than that work this year because every country's different So that's why I check bags like I don't want it's Like TSA 1:28:46 is legit probably the worst part for me and Their dickheads like even coming through with that tummy tuck like you know 1:28:54 you go through the joint And if they alert something you have to get the hand pat down right of course. I'm gonna get alert Cuz it's too 1:29:06 You gonna get alerts with that body Key on you I'm like, there's no keys in 1:29:14 the bank is just ass But no seriously Come through the TSA joint and okay. I'm gonna alert because I had drains for like 1:29:22 a week after so of course I'm alerted drain dog leash when they shut up When they do the pat 1:29:30 down lady the ladies like you know I have to pat you down You know how they show you 1 thing, where they gonna touch you at, and I say to her, listen, I'll try to get a cheap surgery, since I'm gonna 1:29:38 keep it real. I'm cut up, you gotta be careful. This bitch really mean him to me, did the real surgery, and it's painful, she see me wince it, she's still going. That's horrible. Yeah, and 1:29:46 it's so funny, on the next flight, the next person legit, she pat me down, so on camera, like she did her job, in reality, she never touched me. It's 1:29:54 like, that's just like human decency. Decency, right. Yeah, but that's the thing about TSA It's like they're they're nasty like I don't I don't run into TSA that are not nasty unless they 1:30:02 saying what's up? I love you on JP people So don't call me right here other than that I was just about to say You get a little more famous A lot of pod fans Even that's 1:30:10 corny when you think about it. They just nasty You know what I mean? Like I gotta be famous for you to treat me like a human. It's crazy Shout out to all TSA pod fans Shout out to all ELAN Except 1:30:19 the dickheads Y'all be doing your numbers y'all Y'all be looking out Since we talk about first world problems or 1:30:27 maybe it's ain't a problem for y'all, but Elon Musk. How We Get Dead from the Rick Ross shit. Yeah, We still got Rick Ross music. Oh, we got Rick Ross music Oh, yeah, Rick 1:30:35 Ross music. I love now Oh love now. Oh, that's always fire. Actually mahogany cash gets brand new Rick Ross featuring TI. 1:30:43 Let's go. I Love that line That's fire. That was a line. I would have said on my comeback song I had you 1:30:51 rap niggas come rap for me. That was hard Rose pop out sometime with a line that like a real rapper would say he did that he's smoking He's a real rapper. I mean like a 1:31:00 lyrical. Yeah, that's what I mean. I ain't trying to suspect Ross he's smoking this shit and who did this be I don't do we have credit for this? His name is Nephew 1:31:08 I'm not familiar with this a nigga named Nephew this shit is giving me a few niggas A-Rab this shit is giving me no ID 1:31:16 this shit is giving me what's my man Bangladesh this shit is giving me no honestly, now we asking the fucking real, now 1:31:24 we asking the real, where the bitch selling, put the kids to sleep, yo. What is going on? Where is y'all? This nigga is so 1:31:33 stupid. This nigga is a cool. He's Smoke. T.I. Is on the move. He's playing with 1:31:41 these niggas. Goddamn. E4 for 4. Goddamn them boys is going. They 1:31:49 rapping. That sounds great That beat is crazy I'm living I'm really looking forward to our Ross's 1:31:57 project. Yeah, we do Ti Fire to Enjoy and tip TI when you're 1:32:06 in New York come this way man work TI. I want to talk to TI He's 1 of you want to talk to this shit is crazy He is shit. No niggas that fly commercial 1:32:14 on the song. It's only only private jets Yeah You gotta live your raps, 1:32:22 per se. This is bad timing though. Nobody ever does. Whether you fly commercial or 1:32:30 private do depend on the destination. Some places you can fly commercial there you can fly commercial there There's no point you doing a lot like 1:32:38 when I when I go down south to Columbia South Carolina and lamb you're not flying a private. You're not taking a private jet. It's you being dumb now Yeah, You're gonna look 1:32:46 dumb even landing in Columbia, South Carolina, even though the Trump be doing that shit. But that's Trump. And he got to. Yeah, that's right. He has 1:32:54 to. That's it. It's annoying when he do it. When he land on the private, then everything shut down. No cars could go on the exit road for hours. 1:33:03 It's a complete anyway shout out to Rick Ross, ma'am. Look at that project. That record is absolutely nuts. Anything 1:33:11 else in new music? What else happened? Not a ton. I got a Jesse Reyes new album. It's a it's a lot of breakup songs as you can't 1:33:19 wait. Yeah can't wait I have yet to hear it, but people are telling me is he yes some good shit on there Money long has got a record on there Can 1:33:29 we play that Yeah, let's play the money long record. I want to hear that money long and I love my R&B when you fresh breakups 1:33:39 Nice 1 still You tired ain't you tired word tie Dallas on here. 1:33:47 Oh, yeah All right. All right. I got it. I see where they going with that 1. Yeah. Whole 1:33:55 album is a bunch of breakup songs. I love that. Hey, whoever broke Jessie Ray is hard. Time and time again. You did it. You did it for the culture, 1:34:03 yo. And I love when she called her good home girl over money long. It also been getting broken up with for mad times and they somebody on the same song. That's 1:34:11 great Yeah, she why we on it my girl 1 of my favorite artists in the world ombre put out a little breakup record Okay. Oh look like 1:34:20 they hear here go now Brand new ombre man. This record is called Go To Hell. Sounds 1:34:28 great. I love this. That is off of her project, that is due out, I wanna say sometime in July. That's 1:34:38 fire. No that's absolutely heat. What else? What else? What else? Blast dropped. Album? Yeah. Oh no shit. 1:34:47 Blast dropped his album, Labor of Love. I'm halfway through. Good vibes on there. Sounds good. Hold on let me give him 1:34:55 a little something. Let me give him a little something Let me give him a little something take him to the west coast for a minute for my man blast friend of the show Did it do Do do do do do do do do 1:35:03 do do do like to hear it. Here we go. I reckon it's called something about it. That is blast. 1:35:11 That is off a blast new album, labor of love. And you're phoning on DSPs right this second again, shout out the blast and the whole west coast Sounds 1:35:20 good, man. Sounds good. Is there anything else a new music that needs our attention? Come on Olivia Rodrigo dropped 1 of my favorite pop artists. I haven't listened to it inside 1:35:28 It's a little more up-tempo Why we saw my pop a beer yeah, 1:35:37 I like pops the producer Pop pop pop Pop Olivia Rodrigo Oh 1:35:45 pop music. Yeah, I'm got it. Got it. Got it. Okay. Well wait to listen to it. I haven't flanked them pop bitches Sometimes sometimes they'd be 1:35:53 fine Like TRL TRL days remember sir 1:36:01 Carson Daly. That's my name pop big day, okay What's so funny? Go ahead what 1:36:10 about I'm done. I'm done. I've got a guy to go to go to go to go to go all right that's what we have in music. Let's see what 1:36:18 else what else what else what else what else Mona You know my man is on you right? That's a money in the building bigger money. What are you? 1:36:26 Yo, yo Yes, yes he hit me back cuz he really know he really aware 1:36:34 of who you were in all that I just saw that he didn't know I was now So he don't have an Instagram or not he do but he really he on post he he 1:36:42 have a he have another life, okay? You got a girl Oh, 1:36:51 yeah, he has another life Wait, wait, I thought that meant bricks. But that ain't gonna stop you. You ain't no girls girl. First 1:37:00 of all, shut up. You a girls girl? Any women that call themselves girls girls are horrible people so I'm not gonna say you 1:37:08 got a girl now oh she don't rock like that y'all the real reason why I don't do the side Bitch is because I'm so 1:37:16 like for you like I can't do that I can't play second at a certain time and I can't I don't hear around with like I love when they say I think it but I can't call 1:37:24 you I can't say search it to you I bump it to you with a person I say nothing like I ain't do I've done that been a side in my 20s Well, I don't know you know go bumping us 1:37:35 Oh, please oh she did the will need to hang on she did the beginner level side bitch. We don't even hang out in the safety. You're never going to see us. Trust. It 1:37:43 don't matter. But even if you saw, have you been around? Look at the pro, look at the expert. Look at my man. I'm getting information. Side bitch 1 on 1. You got all 1:37:51 the information when you face time at 11 p.m.. Talk about you got topics after 1:38:01 midnight yo Mona was are you ready for tomorrow? We got work Yo, so when you see 1:38:09 in the nigga with what is what is main work and you was the side web main was looking right that day that's 1:38:18 never happened to me, but just period Call me approach me or whatever I hold you down like lying all it like even if it's like a thing like 1:38:26 if I knew I'm gonna act like I don't Know you even sometimes if I'm surprised about because that's turns into some old other a woman call you I want to 1:38:34 come at you like a woman or whatever they say. Yeah Whatever It's never enough. Whatever you tell her, give her, it's never enough. So then now you got this 1:38:42 enemy, because she watching you, you know what I mean? You keep with the name for that? What, when? Like if the main girl approach you Do you just cut it short from there or 1:38:50 you just keep fucking even if you still hold it down It depends with the time. I remember the most is I think I was bad a wife and I stopped him 1:38:59 because I was so shocked Like I didn't know you know, I mean, you know, I know nothing. Yeah, it was my first time dating an older guy. He was 1:39:07 like 45, 50, I was like 21. I was a kid. Then the bitch start, then the main start checking your page. No, that's before Pages was out. In fact, 1:39:15 the main, the main was a lady named Bones from Beirut, and she said she was gonna pop me. That's what she said, I'm gonna shoot you, when I find you. The main starts stalking 1:39:23 your page, but the first joint she sees is the comedy joints. Page. Oh, I got it. Light work. Oh, I got this bitch dead to 1:39:31 right. Mind you, how can I be the side bitch? How can I be the side bitch? I got this recognizable voice. My bitch won't know who you. She would just hear 1:39:39 my voice so I'm in the background or anything like that. I'm just not with it. I know me and I wanna avoid me losing my temper and beating somebody up or doing something to somebody so I 1:39:47 mean when I know Right now never fought never do anything no gangster shit. Let you fuck come in and now she just super gangsta spy Doors 1:39:59 -> 100:07.640] like a ninja let me tell you something if you see Mona if she see y'all and you out with your girl your main girl And she on her way to a comedy show your