JamesPremium

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They let Oba and Sami win clean... about time HHH wasn't predictable after per usual.
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I wanna punch Usher in the face every time I hear him yell "GRAPE JELLAY!" on Trading Places... not sure why that shit bothers me the way it does but it do dammit
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Planned Parenthood trips wouldn't be as depressing if food trucks were allowed in the parking lot.
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**train doors open** "LOOTH SQUARES, LOOTH SQUARES.... LOUD, LOUD, LOUD,.... LOOTH SQUARES LOOTH SQUARES... COLD WATERS TOO!"
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I hate movies that give terrible people hope... hope that says even though I suck at life on multiple fronts, the sun is still going to shine on my ass in the end.. Hoes, bad parents, racists, lower level criminals... I guess I said all that to say I hate Tyler Perry movies.
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I wonder if there's a tire shop out there somewhere called "Rim Jobs"... if its not, there should be.
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The nigga who beat up Trey gonna be on here selling self defense classes with 2 different tiers.... The 30 for $30 a month or the 60 for $60 and a more intense workout
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Every time Joe makes a move, I know Rory be looking at Mal like "How tf do I get this contrarian coon away from me!"
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When the zombies come, so many older black people are going to die because of "Just drink some gingerale and lay down"
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You know.....I always wondered if women with long tittys tie em up in a ponytail if they know they're about to get in a fight...