Dark Lamont Hill

Marc Lamont Hill's evil alter ego

"Marc Lamont: Fire eulogy for "____" ; Dark Lamont: Said Gary Coleman died by falling in a well"

Dead Up!

An expression used at the end of a statement to emphasize that the speaker is completely serious, sincere, and standing on what they just said. Equivalent to “for real,” “I’m dead serious,” or “no lie.”

Did our numbers

Another horny term where the guys talk about their prime (they have a lot of these).

"We did our numbers yo. Nobody could fuck with us back in the days boy"

Dinner

Meeting with Joe to discuss contract or Joe’s discontent with something.

"“Yea we need to go to Dinner”"

Dirty mackin’

A method of securing a romantic interest by throwing shade at potential competitors

"“You was dirty mackin’ when you told that girl I had a kid.”"

Do me a favor

When Emmany feels like somebody is playing around on his name. He says this as a warning. If you hear this... Know he's about to turn up or he's in his way there.

Do you think it's Wise?

An expression used to ask the listener to stop, and begs them to pontificate about the potential consequences of their actions.

Derived from the longer clip of Improper Improv where Flip's friend Shampoo poses a serious question to the cast.

"Shampoo: While we talking, I tell you to shut up. Do you think it's wise to keep talking?"

Do Your Homework

research a topic, look up the facts, or check the backstory before speaking on it

Dogpile

attacking one cast member or their opinion

Doof

No definition required the word means exactly how it sounds

"This guy keeps talking to that woman when she is clearly ignoring him what a doof!"

Double Back

Revisit something that was discussed previously

Drops

Podcast host and cohost drops at the start of the pod akin to producer tags in hip hop

"“Let me get these drops out the way first”"

Duke

A placeholder name used instead of saying the name of a man you don’t respect enough to acknowledge. Reserved for clowns, losers, and people who haven’t earned the dignity of being addressed by name.

"“I’m not even saying duke’s name. Duke knows who he is.”"

Dusty

A person looking bad with no swag